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|100px||Paul 'Snerf' Vanderzee is a massive lolcow.|
Get on here and ask Paul if Icechat supports Linux!
IceChat is a shitty, bug-
riddenfilled IRC client for Windows, made in Visual Basic. Paul Vanderzee, also known IIRC as snerf, is the lolcow known for developing this utterly horrid client. Hanging in the channel '#icechat' on QuakeNet, he offers you support on the client.
Discovery of lolcow potential
While a /b/tard was using IceChat to engage in hard gay chats, he encountered a problem, which led to him entering the IceChat support channel. Immediately banned, a fellow /b/tard flooded Paul's sorry ass. This resulted in Paul threatening to be PRESSIN CHARGES on the innocent user. Realizing his level of buttrange, even more fellow /b/tards joined in, contacting Paul directly. Also, even garrett was refused support.
<Provel> [20:01] <Provel> why so version <Provel> [20:01] * Akella ([email protected]) has joined #icechat <Provel> [20:01] <@Snerf> hmm? <Provel> [20:02] <Provel> ctcp version <Provel> [20:02] <@Snerf> oh,probably my script <Provel> [20:02] * Akella ([email protected]) has left #icechat <Provel> [20:03] <Provel> btw, i tried 9 and it crashed when i opened logs <Provel> [20:03] <@Snerf> ok <Provel> [20:03] <@Snerf> Newer version coming out soon anyways <Provel> [20:05] <Provel> right now my only real problem with 7 is that it locks up hard durring floods
(2011-10-11 22:55:51) armucat: y u ppl b& provel? (2011-10-11 22:56:08) armucat: tht wsnt vry nice (2011-10-11 22:56:30) Snerf: something we can do for your armucat? (2011-10-11 22:56:43) armucat: no my armucat is fine (2011-10-11 22:56:54) armucat: but provel is really sad (2011-10-11 22:57:06) Snerf: ugh, another pathetic little worm (2011-10-11 22:57:12) TAdams [[email protected]] entered the room. (2011-10-11 22:57:13) armucat: cat* (2011-10-11 22:57:13) mode (+v TAdams) by Q (2011-10-11 22:57:18) Snerf: Why dont you people have anything better to do? (2011-10-11 22:57:29) Snerf: children should be doing homework, not IRC (2011-10-11 22:57:36) You have been kicked by Snerf: (armucat)
**** BEGIN LOGGING AT Tue Oct 11 23:37:58 2011 [Snerf has address [email protected]] Oct 11 23:37:58 <Snerf> stop trolling plz Oct 11 23:38:04 <Angelika> /!\ NO /!\ Oct 11 23:38:11 <Angelika> FUCK CHECHENS AND THE POPE Oct 11 23:38:24 <Snerf> lol.. ok. be a child about it then Oct 11 23:38:31 <Snerf> go kick and scream like a 2yr old Oct 11 23:38:34 <Angelika> SUCK BUTTER FROM MY ASS Oct 11 23:38:47 <Snerf> mmmmm... bend over then Oct 11 23:39:12 <Snerf> and your keyboard is broken Oct 12 01:02:35 <AlmaWade> How's the autism going, Paul? Oct 12 01:02:50 <Snerf> mm? Oct 12 01:02:58 <AlmaWade> y u mean to my fren provel Oct 12 01:03:07 <Snerf> huh? Oct 12 01:03:17 <Snerf> can you write proper english ? Oct 12 01:03:40 <AlmaWade> But proper English has capital letters at the beginning of a sentence. Oct 12 01:03:46 <Snerf> yes, true.. Oct 12 01:03:52 <Snerf> but that doesnt answer the question Oct 12 01:04:08 <AlmaWade> you hurt my chat friend provel's feelings :( Oct 12 01:04:09 <Snerf> But I take it, you are only messaging me to piss me off Oct 12 01:04:12 <Snerf> oh.h... Oct 12 01:04:20 <Snerf> tell him to go fuck off and die then, and take you with him Oct 12 01:04:26 <Snerf> do the world a favor Oct 12 01:04:41 <AlmaWade> now you hurt my feelings Oct 12 01:04:48 <AlmaWade> that wasn't a nice thing to say :( Oct 12 01:04:53 <Snerf> No? Oct 12 01:05:01 <Snerf> well, must be my autism kicking in, huh? Oct 12 01:05:10 <AlmaWade> over 20 pounds of it Oct 12 01:05:14 <Snerf> Since you seem to think you are such a smart ass Oct 12 01:05:25 <Snerf> You always love being someone elses bitch? Oct 12 01:05:37 <AlmaWade> only if there's cheesecake involved Oct 12 01:05:37 <Snerf> Since he doesnt seem to hve a mind of his own, nor do you Oct 12 01:05:54 <Snerf> I added him to ignore, are you next? Oct 12 01:06:05 <Snerf> cuz honestly, he wasted my time Oct 12 01:06:06 <AlmaWade> I don't know, why don't you ask my butt? Oct 12 01:06:12 <Snerf> good bye Oct 12 01:06:16 <AlmaWade> i love you Oct 12 01:06:21 <Snerf> <kisses> Oct 12 01:07:13 <Snerf> fucking losers.. sheesh Oct 12 01:07:38 <AlmaWade> i feel bullied by that comment sir Oct 12 01:07:52 <Snerf> w/c Oct 12 01:08:02 <AlmaWade> no ur a water closet Oct 12 01:08:04 <Snerf> that was not meant for your ears Oct 12 01:08:24 <AlmaWade> >implying I can hear text on a screen Oct 12 01:08:33 <Snerf> I thoguht you were handicapped Oct 12 01:08:40 <Snerf> I apologize if you are not Oct 12 01:09:01 <AlmaWade> i lost my second anus crash landing a dongcopter back in chechnya :( Oct 12 01:09:17 <Snerf> So, hoenstly kid, whats your issue, Why are you being such a prick? Oct 12 01:09:25 <Snerf> Just to piss me off, or are ya just bored? Oct 12 01:09:46 <AlmaWade> because I'm bored and had a floodan script Oct 12 01:09:50 <AlmaWade> (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Oct 12 01:10:08 <Snerf> You had a what? Oct 12 01:10:34 <AlmaWade> a few thousand socks proxies and a script to flood with them Oct 12 01:10:39 <AlmaWade> its really quite fun Oct 12 01:10:51 <Snerf> And what is the purpose of this? Oct 12 01:10:56 <Snerf> To get under my skin Oct 12 01:11:20 <AlmaWade> i think it worked Oct 12 01:11:30 <Snerf> Yes it did, do you feel better now? Oct 12 01:11:45 <Snerf> Mision Accomplished, as they say Oct 12 01:11:58 <AlmaWade> no Oct 12 01:12:08 <AlmaWade> i spilled fucking pepsi on my shirt Oct 12 01:13:08 <Snerf> Well, good bye then, unlike you who has no job, I need to sleep to go to mine to help pay for the food I put in my mouth, while you live off the govt since you cant find a minumum wasge job Oct 12 01:13:19 <Snerf> So, farewell Oct 12 01:13:34 <AlmaWade> i suck dicks for money behind the apple store :( **** ENDING LOGGING AT Wed Oct 12 01:14:31 2011
As Provel in a later time:
<Provel> Session Start: Wed Oct 12 00:48:32 2011 <Provel> [00:48] <Provel> i have no boats <Provel> [00:48] <Provel> i only asked for support <Provel> [00:49] <Snerf> And you were denied it, move along, its a free program <Provel> [00:49] <Provel> also you had my ip when i joined the channel <Provel> [00:49] <Snerf> I am sure you have plenty of other people to go bother <Provel> [00:50] <Provel> also i asked a friend to ask you to unban me and you banned him because he asked <Provel> [00:50] <Snerf> Are you still rambling? <Provel> [00:50] <Snerf> Cant give it a rest, can you? <Provel> [00:51] <Provel> im just wondering why you think that i did something <Provel> [00:51] <Snerf> Why does it matter? <Provel> [00:51] <Snerf> Look at all the problems you caused as a result of it. That justifies my actions <Provel> [00:51] <Provel> um nope <Provel> [00:52] <Provel> asking for help/support doesnt = problems in my book <Provel> [00:52] <Snerf> Um yes it does <Provel> [00:52] <Snerf> no, the flooding of all the bots, that was because of YOU! <Provel> [00:52] <Provel> once again no <Provel> [00:52] <Snerf> Yes, you can deny it all you want. byt they didnt just come for no reason, was not until I banned you <Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> So, your fault buddy <Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> And for that, I am pressing charges <Provel> [00:53] <Provel> still no <Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> Deny it all you want, you caused it <Provel> [00:53] <Snerf> And you are still harassing me, as a result of it, cuz that wasnt good enough <Provel> [00:54] <Provel> im not harassing you <Provel> [00:54] <Snerf> Do you think you are required free support, for some reason? <Provel> [00:55] <Provel> well the site doesnt say that you charge for support so yes <Provel> [00:55] <Provel> also unless you forget i was trying to be helpful <Provel> [00:55] <Snerf> Well, you are mistaken, you are not entitled to it, if I do not feel like giving it to you <Provel> [00:56] <Snerf> If I dont want to give it, I dont have to, It is my choice, not yours. <Provel> [00:56] <Snerf> My choice was, not to give it. I do not need to give you any reason to justify my reason <Provel> [00:57] <Snerf> I dont care if you dont like it, suck it up, its a free program, go find another one <Provel> [00:57] <Provel> then you should remove all irc links from the software and website <Provel> [00:57] <Snerf> No <Provel> [00:57] <Provel> why not <Provel> [00:58] <Provel> you arent going to provide support <Provel> [00:58] <Snerf> Not going to provide support to YOU <Provel> [00:58] <Snerf> dont you understand that ? <Provel> [00:58] <Provel> thats funny <Provel> [00:59] <Snerf> I guess I did not mke it clear enough for you <Provel> [00:59] <Provel> so if someone tries to help you you wont provide support <Provel> [00:59] <Snerf> No, if somesighs <Provel> [01:00] <Snerf> Your wasting my time <Provel> [01:00] <Snerf> good bye <Provel> [01:00] <Provel> how was i a jackass? <Provel> [01:00] * Snerf [01:01] <Provel> dude, i just wanted a better working version of ice chat <Provel> [01:01] <Snerf> Why must you continue, ae you enjoying this? <Provel> [01:02] <Snerf> Are you just online to piss people off? <Provel> [01:02] <Snerf> cuz your doing a fine fucking jop of it <Provel> [01:02] <Snerf> added to ignore <Provel> [01:02] <Provel> ;_;
Like a foot:
<Snerf> fuck off <Angelika> NO <Angelika> I AM THE SPACE POPE OF CHECHNYA <Angelika> YOU WILL HEED MY COMMANDMENTS <Snerf> I will not <Snerf> I will only laugh <Snerf> Cuz you are making yourself look like a foot
Snerf is really helpful:
[22:34:46] <CinoxFellpyre> Hi I was wondering [22:35:17] <CinoxFellpyre> I really like Icechat, but i lost it when I got Linux, my HDD exploded [22:35:38] <CinoxFellpyre> Is there a version of Icechat for Linux? And if not, can you work it under WINE? [22:36:59] <CinoxFellpyre> Anyone on? o_o [22:46:03] <@Snerf> Icechat 9 runs under Mono [22:46:08] <@Snerf> which runs in Linux [22:50:05] <CinoxFellpyre> Snerf: Do I need to manually compile it? [22:50:16] <CinoxFellpyre> Or do I have a premade package? [22:50:21] <@Snerf> yes it only has source code [22:50:44] <CinoxFellpyre> When will the package come out? [22:51:01] <Ahoalton> packages don't come out for linux [22:51:09] <Ahoalton> http://icechat.codeplex.com/ [22:51:13] <@Snerf> There will be no package for Linux, only source code [22:51:19] <@Snerf> Windows will have the installs [22:51:27] <Ahoalton> it tells you how to install monodevelop and compile code in documentation [22:51:33] <Ahoalton> its not hard [22:51:35] <CinoxFellpyre> But Ubuntu allows packages to be installed, even usermade ones. [22:51:44] <CinoxFellpyre> And sadly I'm really bad at compiling. [22:52:02] <@Snerf> The instructions are on the website Ahoalton posted [22:52:04] <Ahoalton> all you have to do is open the .sln file and select build [22:52:16] <bolado> Treino sem servidor [22:52:16] <bolado> Treino sem servidor [22:52:22] <Ahoalton> I give you step-by-step directions on how to do it CinoxFellpyre [22:52:28] <Ahoalton> and it doesn't take long either5 [22:52:37] <@Snerf> Just need to get MonoDevelop to compile it [22:52:43] <Ahoalton> its not one of those long winded ones either [22:52:50] <@Snerf> lol [22:53:03] <Ahoalton> I've seen some long tutorials [22:53:03] <CinoxFellpyre> MonoDevelop? [22:53:35] <Ahoalton> the whole thing, from installing monodevelop to compiling to actually running [22:54:06] <CinoxFellpyre> Um.....yea....can't you just make a package or something like most programmers do [22:54:12] <CinoxFellpyre> a .deb file? [22:54:18] <CinoxFellpyre> I think that's what it's called [22:54:24] <@Snerf> Do you know how to make one? [22:54:40] <CinoxFellpyre> Nope. [22:54:44] <@Snerf> Neither do I [22:54:50] <@Snerf> So, you get source code :) [22:55:04] <CinoxFellpyre> Well, what about asking others? [22:55:21] <CinoxFellpyre> Or is there Tutorials on those like they have for compiling? [22:55:34] <@Snerf> I didnt find one [22:55:40] <@Snerf> So, source code [22:55:58] <@Snerf> You want a deb file, find out how to make one, your the 1st to complain :) [22:56:47] <CinoxFellpyre> Well, if I do find one, will you be able to make it? [22:57:02] <@Snerf> If I can do it, perhaps [22:57:35] <CinoxFellpyre> Curious though, have you per chance actually looked? [22:57:41] <@Snerf> Yes I have [22:57:56] <@Snerf> Spent about an hour , found nothing, didnt care anymore, left it how it is [22:58:13] <@Snerf> And frankly, no one has complained about it [22:58:20] <@Snerf> So it didnt matter much to me [22:58:23] <billao> #mixbr [22:58:58] <@Snerf> al the linux users I know, prefer source code [22:59:09] <CinoxFellpyre> http://www.linuxfordevices.com/c/a/Linux-For-Devices-Articles/How-to-make-deb-packages/ [22:59:17] <CinoxFellpyre> Well, just found this on the first page. [22:59:40] <@Snerf> ok [23:00:06] <CinoxFellpyre> Second result. [23:00:12] <CinoxFellpyre> I put in how to make a .deb file [23:00:49] <@Snerf> Considering I dont use Linux, It is not an issue for me [23:01:21] <CinoxFellpyre> But it's...an issue for people who do? Especially those who can't compile? [23:01:23] <CinoxFellpyre> x-x [23:01:45] <@Snerf> The instructions are on the site in how to [23:02:01] <@Snerf> its not a normal Linux program, its a Mono program , it is done differently [23:02:08] <CinoxFellpyre> What's the difference? [23:02:14] <@Snerf> a huge difference [23:02:21] <@Snerf> w/o Mono, it wont run [23:02:36] <@Snerf> so I am not even sure if it can be packaged [23:03:29] <CinoxFellpyre> Mono...mono...what was it caled? [23:03:41] <@Snerf> its just not a priority for me, thats all. The instructions on how to compile it are posted, and I am happy with that [23:03:50] <inv0lt> man [23:03:56] <@Snerf> since the majority of users are windows users [23:03:57] <inv0lt> i im dcing sooo much [23:04:05] <@Snerf> inv0lt, you sure are [23:04:15] <inv0lt> its pissing me off [23:04:34] <CinoxFellpyre> So wait, just because the majority is Windows, Linux is kind of shrugged off? :C [23:04:35] <inv0lt> maybe cause im connetected to to many servers/channels [23:05:02] <@Snerf> CinoxFellpyre, shrugged off? if it was shrugged off, you wouldnt have anything [23:05:08] <@Snerf> inv0lt, who knows [23:05:21] <SeattleShmuck> you dont even know what linux is [23:05:23] <@Snerf> CinoxFellpyre, the instructions are posted, on how to compile it [23:05:41] <CinoxFellpyre> Will I need packages to compile? [23:05:43] <CinoxFellpyre> Or something? [23:05:51] <@Snerf> No install package has been made, thats all there is to it. I am sorry, but thats all I have to offer [23:06:03] <@Snerf> I cant cater to everyones needs, I dont have that kind of time [23:06:30] <CinoxFellpyre> Alright, well I just tried it now, and it broke. [23:06:32] <CinoxFellpyre> >-< [23:06:56] <@Snerf> Well, you need MonoDevelop, w/o that, you cant compile it [23:07:22] <CinoxFellpyre> And where can I get it? [23:07:42] <@Snerf> google is your friend , you seem to know how to use it :) [23:08:43] <@Snerf> http://icechat.codeplex.com/documentation , it is worth reading [23:09:07] <CinoxFellpyre> Uh, there's no Ubuntu Mono. [23:09:11] <CinoxFellpyre> At least in my version. [23:09:44] <@Snerf> well, all the versions of Ubuntu I used had Mono [23:09:56] <@Snerf> but mono is not monodevelop [23:10:32] <@Snerf> mono is the set of libraries, monodev is the program used to write the code, compile it much easier [23:11:09] <CinoxFellpyre> .....so wait [23:11:16] <CinoxFellpyre> I need the Libraries? [23:11:51] <@Snerf> Just use the Ubuntu software package program [23:12:17] <@Snerf> It should let you install Mono, if you havent [23:12:29] <@Snerf> cant help you much more then that, I am no Ubuntu expert [23:12:44] <@Snerf> just enough to use it and test icechat 9 with [23:14:57] <CinoxFellpyre> Ok then
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Phone: (250) 933-1987
Street: 6213 Farber Way
Province: British Columbia
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