A very nice little announcement
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I go chop your dollar
Nkem Owoh, the ytcracker of the 419 spam game, composed this scammer anthem as part of the soundtrack for the low-budget African movie "The Master", in which he starred. The movie, much like the song, is about screwing white people out of their money. It spawned a whole host of memes which enjoy great popularity in Bantown, most notably mugu.
As you can see, the music video is pretty upbeat and has a lot of bright and faggy colors, which is pretty unusual for a song about wire fraud.
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UPDATE
Nkem Owoh was arrested last Thursday in Amsterdam. Dutch officials reportedly informed him that they go chop his freedom. He was later released.
Lyrics
I know suffer no be small Upon say I get sense Poverty no good at all, no Na imma make I join this business 419 it no be thief, it's just a game Everybody dey play em if anybody fall mugu, ha! my brother I go chop em [chorus] National Temples -- na me get em National Stadium -- na me build em President na my sister brother You be the mugu, I be the master Oyinbo man: I go chop your dollar! I go take your money and disappear! 419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner The refinery -- na me get em, The contract -- na you I go give em But you go pay me sum mo money make I bring em you be the mugu, I be the master… na me be the master ohhhhh!!!! When Oyinbo play wayo, dey go say na new style When country man do him own, them go dey shout: bring em, kill em, die! That Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy I don't see them tire That's why when they fall into my trap o! I dey show them fire
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