⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
I Drink Your Milkshake
|ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME|
|I Drink Your Milkshake will be posted by the same|
unfunny newfag until you like it.
This dead on arrival "meme" originates from a scene in the Oscar winning movie There Will Be Blood starring Daniel Day Lewis, possibly the most epic movie ever. It is notable only for appearing a full two years after the movie came out, rendering it almost incomprehensible and only relevant to movie fanboys.
However, the scene that spawned it is probably one of the most epic movie scenes of all time complete with arguably the most awesome display of over-the-top overacting ever (this side of William Shatner) that won Daniel Day Lewis the Oscar for best actor in his turn as a batshit insane oilman in 1902. In the scene, Lewis' character, Daniel Plainview, is completely wasted on whiskey and "explaining" to his arch nemesis, a fundie preacher called Eli Sunday, how all the oil (AKA "milkshake") on his neighboring property belongs to Plainview since his property's adjacent oil rigs are tapping the massive oil field which lays beneath both properties. The scene ends in an equally epic over-the-top fashion: when Plainview beats Eli to death with a bowling pin in his private bowling alley.
The scene has literally been molested to death all over YouTube with the most obvious remix being accompanied by R&B singer Kelis' song Milkshake. Most however, have had the sound disabled thanks to the RIAA. The one remaining exception being this one.