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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Hulk Hogan (Real name: Terrence Gene Bollea) is an ancient blonde pro-wrestler known for his times in the WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he shot some shitty movies and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at his 1998 WCW contract) so he returned to WWE. He then went to TNA to get his ass kicked by Sting, they later became friends and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'.
Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start.
Brooke & Lotion
Hogan made the news with some controversy in the mid 2000s due to a leaked photo of him applying suntan-lotion to his daughter's back.
Take a sip...
Recently brought into the spotlight for the release of his sex-tape with his friend Bubba the Love Sponge's ex-wife, Heather Clem. She revealed that his member is the size of a thermos.
He also revealed that his son Nick's current girlfriend's twin sister started hitting on him once she found out that his divorce with Linda Hogan was being finalized.
We also hear Hulk's daughter Brooke (she now works as the GM of the Knockouts division at TNA) Hogan's music playing on Hulk's phone. It's his ring tone.
On the 15th of October 2012 Hogan's rage reached boiling-point resulting in the unleashing of his legal-team who filed two claims; one against Heather Clem and former best-buddy Bubba and a second against the popular Gawker website. The suit against Gawker, filed in Tampa federal court, seeks a one-hundred million dollar settlement on the grounds that Hogan was filmed without his knowledge and that their hosting excerpts from the tape "constitutes a shameful and outrageous invasion of plaintiff's right of privacy by a group of loathsome defendants who have no regard for human dignity and care only about maximizing their revenues and profits at the expense of all others". To the surprise of nobody at all, Hulk was awarded $115 million in damages on March 18, 2016, thus pwning the SJW garbage site known as Gawker.
—Cameron Stracher, a lawyer for Gawker
- Chris Benoit
- Jeff Hardy
- John Cena
- Mr. T
- Nick Hogan
- Randy Savage
- Sgt. Slaughter
- The Incredible Hulk
- Gawker Media
- (OCT 4, 2012 2:15 PM)
- Play Suburban Commando online.
- His TOW article is complete bullshit because Wikipedia is full of insane addicted wrestling fans. An editor called AmericanDad86 kept trying to insert some of Hulk's documented racist rantings in 2015, and was blocked forever.
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