Hollywood Undead is a wigger band from Hollywood, California. This band thought it would be cool to fuse the shittiest music ever created together with that Jiggaboo stuff and attempt to promote the abomination on MySpace. While under different circumstances, this would have made them the butt of the biggest joke in the music industry since its inception, they caught the attention of a bunch of wigger faggots and other MySpace idiots, and theoretically created the Crunkcore genre. This band later developed a cult following of some of the dumbest retards to ever walk the face of the earth since Juggalos and Goths. The worst part is that their fans are raised in the suburbs - black person are from the ghetto, and metalheads hate Emo-and-Scenefags, thereby inciting riots during their first concerts in Hollywood. Still, faggots liked their music, and they seem to actually think their music is fresh and exciting, disregarding the fact that it (and the gimmicky mask wearing bullshit) would've been cliche at least 100 years ago.
The most ironic part of all of this being that they "started" as a band trolling their emo fanbase with the aptly-titled, "I Must Be Emo", but their fanbase denies it because they wouldn't want to think of their favorite bands trolling them. They would claim it was made by some group called "Adam and Andrew" or some-such, but the massive butthurt instigated by continuing to call it a Hollywood Undead classic on lyrics websites and YouTube makes the validity irrelevant anyway - though yes, Hollywood Undead totally made the fucking song.
—The Great White Buffalo, here
Hollywood Undead's lyrical content rivals Paris Hilton, containing some of the most materialistic and superficial (typical Americunt) bullshit basement dwellers the world over wish they were out participating in, such as fornicating with a bunch of sluts who probably have AIDS, gettin' drunk in da club, fake ID's, and other similar shit we've already heard 100 times from other bands and rappers who at least had a modicum of talent.
Danny - Replacement for Mr.Erlichman Sounds the EXACT same
Charlie Scene - wigger with the fake bandanna (Probably from a mallcore store) and shitty baseball cap failing at being a beaner, and sucks at rapping making John Cena one of the greatest rappers alive .
J-Dog - Jason Vorhees coming out of the closet.
Da Kurlzz - If Guy Fawkes, The Phantom, and crayolas all had an orgy together that shat out a baby, this is what would make up for this mask made of fail and faggotry enough to make one dive into the depths of the Atlantic.
Funny Man - See unfunny.
Johnny 3 Tears - Same shit as Deuce, but replace Juggalo with hanging with trannies.
Deuce - Took the juggalo's style and decided to mix it with his own fail. Vocals sounds like a hybrid of Eminem and Miley Cyrus. Kicked from the band for wearing a Hatchetman hockey jersey.
Shady Jeff - Pwned in a traffic accident.(It's been rumored that they kicked him out of the band because he wasn't totally br00tal hardkorez br0 dude scene enough.)
Proof They Sound Like Shit
- Official Homepage
- MySpace gives them the boot for making stupid music - Sound Familiar?
- Old MySpace page
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