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HitmanN
HitmanN (also known as Harmonist11 to the hentai community) is your typical wanna-be anime "artist". He is a pedophile, pervert, hypocrite and a shameless newfag when it comes to the internets.
He is known in-famously for his disgusting amounts of underage loli being shown NEKKID in suggestive poses, and more so found being horribly raped on his hentai account in hArtists.net (another AIDS ridden website that needs an ED article) lol closed. HitmanN serves as a shining beacon for pro-abortion groups and proof that there is no hope for the future of humanity.
Please note that HitmanN will ALWAYS deny the fact that he draws loli, even when we have proof showing otherwise. DO NOT TRUST.
Contents
So who is HitmanN?
Lies, Theft, Drama and PMS are only but a few ways to describe HitmanN.
A man almost pushing into his thirties, he is alone, friendless, jobless and still untouched by the female sex. While he complains alot about these factors to his E-friends, he's afraid to speak these out into the real world only to hear the reply of his own echo in his lonely, disgusting basement while looking at the cold lifeless stare in his loli's dead crudely drawn eyes.
HitmanN could change this if he wanted to, but the fact is he'd rather not because sitting on his ass all day, all year for the rest of his life bitching about how he doesn't have friends is more appealing than physically getting off his ass and doing something about it.
He admits several times that he's rude, selfish and picky claiming to never change, but gets upset when people tell him what he is and how they see him.
And while he states he won't change he asks his friends to do the same, because he knows his life is basically fucked from not doing anything apart from drawing loli or playing games on his X-box/PC and wants to drag them down with him.
HitmanN's selfishness, pride and ego are always shown and usually daily. If there's a forum about something relevant to his interests he'll somehow twist it into a lengthy TL;DR discussion about himself, if there's a competition going on he'll see it as an opportunity to promote himself and even if it's someone's birthday he'll brag about himself and his E-popularity instead of even having the common decency of wishing them a happy b'day.
He constantly relies on his over-rated popularity to cater to his ego, because he's that much of a loser IRL not even a dead rat on the side of the street would care about him. It's his own fault and he has no one to blame but himself for his fail, and possibly his hideous ogre like appearance and over weight hairy body.
Yeah HitmanN just complain some more to your virgin friend's about your boring life, get butthurt over shit and bitch behind their back, that will solve your problems.
It's not just the ego that HitmanN fails to stop, it's his horrible way of lying.
Obvious after obvious lie he tells the deeper the hole he digs for himself, once he's caught he will either run away and get his horde of fantards to defend himself or simply cry like the baby that he is, calling people "childish" or "immature" completely ignoring the fact that stating things like that make you look like an idiot.
He's guilty of his lies about theft, commissions and basically he'll lie about anything to make himself look like a saint.
The most infamous lie he's told is about the age of his characters, while he refuses to admit the truth and argue with an "outside" opinion, he's happy to have his fans comment about how loli they look (see screenshot).
Loli is what made him one of the undeserved popular artists on dA today, almost every image submitted is marked as "mature" and the majority of his fans are in fact underage teenage boys, all virgins. Despite his mature gallery and fans claiming him to be "God of the perverts", he furiously denies any of his artwork is perverted or rude to the point of him making an emo journal begging reassurance from his ass-kissing brigade when even he himself knows there for his own enjoyment. A 27 year old male virgin who makes a lingerie calendar with naked girls (yes, even though its an underwear calender he made them nude) says a lot, and it screams desperation. But after his long butthurt of trying to prove the "haters" wrong (who were really just honest people stating the obvious) a hentai account was discovered with him holding the username "Harmonist11", everyone knew already there was no way his art was innocent, but now there was actual hard evidence of his perverted fap material available for all to see.
Viewing his hentai account located at HentaiArtists or hA for short, was disturbing to see what kind of sick fuck HitmanN really is. Not one of his submissions there did not have X-rated filth with jizz sprayed all over it (in fact if you look at the artwork he drew for his folder categories he actually drew cum on them). Some of the categories he put into folder's include school-rape (kids being taught sex ed, most look unwilling), school kids getting raped, lolis getting gang-banged, loli fan art (he calls them playmates), girls being absolute sluts in the park (and they look underage), disturbing commissions where almost every image is a girl being raped, one girl was even putting a broom up her twat. From his hentai when he started to the ones he draws today, the most obvious fetish he's consistent with is rape. 2 out of three images in his hA account feature a girl crying out painful protests of agony and shrieks of "NO DUN RAPE ME YOU FAT FUCK!!" and the rapist (note how he almost always draws an overweight hairy male) enjoying it immensely, little speech bubbles are usually added enhancing the creepiness of HitmanN to the horrified audience.
—HitmanN in his DA account, yes he really said this and we screen-capped it | ||
Recently discovered in his hA account HitmanN admitted to inserting himself in a lot of his submissions, his latest project concentrating on "assbanging" was actually him either raping them or the girls enjoying it (but they don't really enjoy being fucked by a fat whiny bitch). In one image he went as far as tying up one of his lolis because he was afraid she would run away probably to tell the police and arrest him, another one being a school girl getting raped after he "helped" her with school work (what more proof of loli do you need people!) and suggested he would rape her ALL day. Not only does HitmanN display unhealthy amounts of penetrating little girls, but he does it without showing restraint and intense amounts of pain for the victim, there's no doubt he'll act out his sick fetishes if he keeps up his basement dwelling lifestyle.
Also note, HitmanN is a moderator at hArtists.com. If you say anything bad about him you will either be banned for "harassment" or he'll write some shitty TL;DR journal getting his legion of perverts to attack you. hArtists is known for its fuck-tarted faggotry because they think they're the best little cesspool of hentai on the internets. They constantly attack other communities because "omg we r betta coz we only accept talented pplz!!1". HitmanN is their God; do not join unless for trolling purposes.
The sad fact about this retard is he'll always have people kissing his fat, hairy, pimple-covered ass. They'll either ignore the truth or deny it, no matter how much proof we have. You can't cure stupidity.
The "Art"
HitmanN draws the same shit over and over and over: An obviously underage girl with giant boobs in a provocative pose and with the same "I'm-a-Caucasian-attempting-to-mimic-anime" face with varying hairstyles and clothes -- or lack thereof. Despite this, HitmanN constantly insists his art isn't perverted... it's just the people looking at it who are. He reacts poorly when he's called out as the sick fuck he is or to any artistic critique, especially when someone points out all the girls he draws look exactly the fucking same. One critique and you will be BLOCKED and your comment hidden from his fantards and himself.
HitmanN also likes to point out that he is a "hobby" artist and not srs about art, even though he's subscribed to devianTART, makes calendars and has his own website proudly displaying his works. And let's not forget those imperial assloads of cheap commissions he does so he can pay his gas bills instead of getting a real job and a career. He uses the term "hobby" as an excuse to get out of the line of criticism and avoid being shown just how horrible he really is at every single piece of shit he draws.
He proudly displays them on his userpage like rare jewels but for some reason if you click on the stamp to see the creators' comments, these "artworks" have mysteriously disappeared without an explanation.
Commissions?
So you've seen HitmanN's art and you actually like the SHINY DESU KAWAII CUTE AND SEXY =^o^= eye raping burn tool colors? And he's available for commission? Well, lucky you, here's the low-down on what to expect from your hard earned cash spent.
The first thing you will notice is HitmanN has no regard for doing a decent job, or putting effort into his work. He will do a lengthy description of his commission sample, focusing on himself followed by the ^o^ emoticon. He also focuses on one thing: Women and nothing else. If you want a picture of a man or delicious shota drawn, you better forget it, 'cause he ain't that sort of guy (even though he got caught liking yaoi). He will only use the digital art medium so he can rape the fuck outta your commission with the burn tool, because he has no real talent whatsoever with traditional artist mediums (such as pencils, paint, etc.). He also strictly demands it be anime only.
He won't care about you waiting for your art, he'll only do it when he feels like it. Usually all the time HitmanN will draw other things and come up with some excuse to get out of his customers complaints of not receiving their art yet, totally not selfish screwing around with their money right?
When you receive your art, it will be to HitmanN's preference's. Not the ones that you requested and he agreed on! His and his only. If you complain and ask why he didn't draw what you asked for, he will get upset and call YOU a bad, childish customer. So now your left with a huge breasted loli, with horrid anatomy and an almost non-existent neck with plenty of highly exaggerated shine on the tits and ass. Enjoy.
Responses to Criticism
As has been stated before, HitmanN does not respond to criticism well. Where I could go on for a long sarcastic meme-laden paragraph about it, I think his own whining will be a good enough representation.
—K-and-N |
—HimtanN, blocking and hiding the offending opinion due to being a pussy. |
How do I drawed proportions?
A selected gallery of HitmanN's fail redlined plus misc images.
Nothing can save you from what you are about to witness.
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Two animal ears is NOT super kawaii desu >:-(
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HitmanN likes to draw HUGE features with extremely tiny ones in contrast. This is made of fail and lacks any anatomical skills that ANY artist attains.
Hugging bunnies hides horrid anatomy!
2009 - No improvement.
HitmanN KNOWS Mangas
HitmanN tried to defend his obviously pedophilic art in this rather lulzy conversation...
He also compared little girls ADORABLE 21-YEAR-OLD WOMEN to cars. Because were sure he likes riding both (but none the less he's too poor and ugly/creepy to have either).
Read the entire conversation here. You have to read it to believe the stupidity, people.
—Rational Person |
—HitmanN, being a pedofuck. |
—Rational Person |
—HitmanPedo |
Screencaptures
Screencaps of HitmanN's faggotry so he can't deny what has been reveled to the public.
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It was Steveman's birthday and what better way to say happy b'day then to talk about himself, what a great friend.
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Happy-V didn't want to risk loosing his opportunity to get his work published, but HitmanN think's it's silly being careful with one of his dreams.
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A copied pose AND character, nice.
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Suspected of copying again by one of his friends and his best response was "lol, quite true".
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And then he chose simply to ignore Steveman's suspicions.
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Don't worry HitmanN you don't need to be in charge of your fan-club to look self-centered, you've already proven to us you are.
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When HitmanN is faced with an "outsider's" opinion his fans through a fit.
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And again his anatomy is challenged.
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The so called "God" of pervy pics as established by Fujimoto-Yusuke.
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Even his fans can see the loli.
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Then we see the irony of HitmanN through his fans.
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And here again we see more pointless attempts to get attention.
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According to Hitfag, men NEVER hurt women ... b-but what about all the rape you draw? You do realize anal hurts girls (especially the underage ones, mind you).
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He respect's women and yet draws them getting raped anally in his "secret" hA account.
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I RESPECT WOMEN!! Oh btw plz don't go to my hentai account =^o^=
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..but some images don't respect them .. ok. ^_^
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Obvious.
Don't call it porn! Call it explict sexual art plz.
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No, your not.
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I don't care about protecting the children's innocent eyes.
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HitmanN showing intense amounts of butthurt over DA removing some critique shit or something. Also proving how much he hates being shown the truth of his hideous art.
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He tells his fans he doesn't though?
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Boobs hanging out of a tight outfit is NOT suggestive you guise!
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Ediots are "A-holes".
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Another underage fan, shame on you hitmanN for allowing this!
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Moar butthurt over crits.
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MOAR!
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Hitpedo like crabs.
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He really, truly does.
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Nothin' pervy here.
Butthurt Arguments from a 27 year old virgin
Notable screencaptures from arguments on the internets.
These are prime examples why faggots like HitmanN end up on ED in the first place, enjoy your stay.
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Part 1
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Part 2
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Part 3
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Part 4
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Part 5
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Response to this Article
Let's watch out for Talon though. He's an ATTORNEY AT E-LAW and already planning to bring ED down forever using the DMCA and his infinite knowledge of copyright laws.
Known fact's about HitmanN
For those who may or may not know, here is a list of things known about the MASTER of cute and sexy art.
- He is a hobby artist, but demands people look after his fan-club, post in his forums and keep his gallery active! He also takes commissions and gives TL;DR descriptions on ALL his submissions. He also said he's a pro, bought a new computer screen to see his artwork better and gi-- waiiiit... Oops!
- He draws his own girls because he can't get one IRL. (see screenshot below).
- All of his girls contain disgusting amounts of shine, overuse of the airbrush tool and horrible BLINDING neon shades unnatural to even God's creation.
- The burn tool is severely abused, turning something tragic into an abomination.
- He uses KAWAII DESU emotions such as ^.^ ^o^ and =^_^=, ignoring the fact only 16 year old girls use this.
- His entire "ass-banging" series on his hA artists account is actually the fat man himself! He admitted it in a discussion then quickly baleeted it.
- He is more active on his hentai account then his DA, but insists he's not a pervert.
- HitmanN is a virgin, and will never get laid, EVER. Because sick fucks don't get laid.
- The anatomy of his women is far from realistic and physically painful to look at, he refuses to accept any criticism but makes shit loads of posts in his website asking for his ass-kisser's advice on his submissions.
- HitmanN however, LOVES to give out criticism to other people, and ignores his own advice. Look here!
- He draws loli, obviously. Almost all his girls have scarily huge eyes half the size of their face, but remember, it's KAWAII DESU SHINY CUTE AND SEXY ^o^ and NOT perverted.
- He will violently deny he submits loli, even though his hA has tons of it.
- HitmanN is poor, ugly, fat, lazy and tries to stay unemployed for as long as he can, mooching off his parents and anyone he can get his creepy, greasy sausage fingers on. He makes a profit off his desu buttsecks and refuses to get a career or step outside into natural sunlight. He complains about not having enough money, but insists on having a website, DA subscription and has apparently donated to hA.
- He likes yaoi, supposedly.
- He copies the ideas of other artists and claims them as his own, then gets his ass kissers to defend him without defending himself. (Please note that Shunya Yamashita isn't the only artist he's ripped off).
- None of his idea's are original. NONE of them. Even the painful amounts of dodge/burn tool abuse.
Art Thief
The fatass also likes coping better artists AND shitty ones too.
The
hawtless shittycute original.
The fugly copypasta
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More of the original
I didn't copy her
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srsly...
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An original sketch by Shunya with the EXACT same glasses, dated back to 2006.
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Let me guess...
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Inspiration?
Wall of Shame
Here's a sampling, and remember, it's cute and sexy but it's NOT DIRTY (it's also not loli, guys, for srs).
And so what if he draws little nekkid girls you guise, it's not hurting anyone right?
Rape. Women always enjoy it in the end.
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Totally not loli you guys.
Also totally not loli despite the fact they're all schoolkids.
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This is what you see before you die.
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How dare you call HitmanN a pervert, HOW DARE YOU!
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This is how he sees women ...
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... And how he sees himself, the so called "God beast machine".
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An incomprehensible dissection of HitmanN's butthurt over critiques of his porn.
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Not Rape and NOT loli.
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Even if she doesn't want to its NOT rape.
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Only worth $10, c'mon ladies you know you wanna date this guy.
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And this isn't hardcore hentai you perverts!
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Proof he self-inserts.
Quotes
—HitmanN lol | ||
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The Purpose of HitmanN's Art Revealed
External Links
- HitmanN on deviantART
- HitmanN's website
- HitmanN on SheezyArt Report him for encouraging underage users to look at smut.
HitmanN on HArtists
See Also
- Bishie syndrome
- Butthurt
- Ego
- Fail
- Hypocrite
- Loli
- Mary Sue
- Not Gay
- Pedophile
- plagiarism
- Retard
- sick fuck
- SSP
- Victim Complex
- Virgin
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