High Score

	“	It’s too bad I won’t get to see all the illogical and pathetic reasons people will put in my mouth as to why I did it, fact is I had no reason to do it, and I just thought… fuck it, life is boring so why not?	„
	—David Long

	“	I hope that I can be with Applejack in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her.	„
	—Brandon Scott Hole

	“	Just think tho. I'm gonna be fuckin' famous.	„
	—Robert Hawkins

	“	Even if the Mad Killer epithet will be attributed to me by the media, I consider myself a rational erudite that only the arrival of the Grim Reaper has forced to take extreme acts. For why persevere to exist if it is only to please the government?	„
	—Marc Lepine

	“	I finally get it mom, I miss you so much.	„
	—Illutak Anautak

	“	The damn Hindus and boat people own everything.	„
	— Patrick Purdy

	“	Fuck You.	„
	—Sulejman Talovic

	“	Now you'll see your star...	„
	—Matthew Murray

	“	Understand that you are not wanted here, you are the genetic garbage that is here on Earth because of an error in the evolution. You are trash that needs to be destroyed.	„
	—Dmitry Vinogradov

	“	The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you.	„
	—TJ Lane

	“	You thought it was one pathetic, void life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and the defenseless people.	„
	—Cho Seung Hui

	“	God told me to eat Leung's colon.	„
	—Lam Kor Wan

	“	I'm just hoping the day, my last day, whenever that is, whatever date that is, only God can forgive me	„
	—Devin Patrick Kelley

	“	I have killed a thousand and I'm gonna kill a thousand more!	„
	—James Huberty

	“	It takes courage to turn the gun on yourself, takes courage to face death. Knowing you’re going to die and actually following through takes heart.	„
	—Jeff Weise

	“	Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie.	„
	—Brenton Tarrant

	“	This is payback day!	„
	—George Hennard

	“	There will be a day when one Jew will take revenge on the Arabs.	„
	—Baruch Goldstein

	“	On the application form I stated: “hunting deer”. It would have been tempting to just write the truth; “executing category A and B cultural Marxists/multiculturalist traitors” just to see their reaction:P	„
	—Anders Behring Breivik

	“	I understand what they felt... I have no sympathy for them.	„
	—Timothy McVeigh

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At some point in time, the people listed here have caused widespread grief and lulz.

Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, don't try to get yourself on this list, retard.

FPS, Single Player

The VIP club of the 21st century gold standard of murder. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of lulz that appears to have no end in sight.

Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that feminists should strive to break, it's this one.

RANK	PLAYER	KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR	EFFICIENCY⁷
1	Anders Behring Breivik⁶ 15px	69 (67 by Breivik)⁴	110 (32 by Breivik)	N	2011	≤69.7%
2	Stephen Paddock 15px	60	867 (411 by Paddock)	Y	2017	12.7%
3	Woo Bum-kon⁶ 15px	56	35	Y	1982	61.5%
4	Brenton Tarrant 15px	51	49 (39 by Tarrant)	N	2019	56.7%
5	Omar Mateen	49	53	N¹	2016	48%
6	Abdulkadir Masharipov	39	79	N	2017	33.1%
7	Seifeddine Rezgiui Yacoubi	38	39	N¹	2015	49.4%
8	William Unek	36	30+	N¹	1957	≤54.5%
9	Martin Bryant	35	23	N	1996	60.3%
10	Ahmed Ibragimov	35	20+	N²	1999	≤63.6%
11	Cho Seung-Hui	32	23 (17 by Cho)	Y	2007	65.3%
12	Jakrapanth Thomma	30	57	N¹	2020	34.5%
13	Mutsuo Toi	30	3	Y	1938	90.9%
14	Baruch Goldstein	29	125	N²	1994	18.8%
15	Campo Elías Delgado	29	12	N¹	1986	70.7%
16	Tian Mingjian	28	47	N¹	1994	37.3%
17	Adam Lanza	27	2	Y	2012	93.1%
18	Devin Patrick Kelley	26³	20	Y	2017	56.5%
19	Richard Komakech	26	13	N²	1994	66.7%
20	George Hennard	23	27 (19 by Hennard)	Y	1991	54.8%
21	Patrick Crusius	23	23	N	2019	50%
22	Abbas al-Baqir Abbas	22-27	31	N¹	2000	41.5-46.6%
23	Gabriel Wortman	22	2	N¹	2020	91.7%
24	Unknown	22	?	N¹	1994	≤100%
25	James Huberty	21³	19	N¹	1984	52.5%
26	Unknown	21	?	Y	1983	≤100%
27	Vladislav Roslyakov⁶	20	70	Y	2018	22.2%
28	Giuseppe Marco Fieschi	18	22	N	1835	45%
29	Charles Whitman	17³	31	N¹	1966	35.4%
30	Nikolas Cruz	17⁵	17	N	2018	50%
31	Thomas Hamilton	17	15	Y	1996	53.1%
32	Peter Grachev	17	3	N	1925	85%
33	Unknown	16	60	?	1978	21.1%
34	Michael Ryan	16	15	Y	1987	51.6%
35	Sanurip	16	11	N	1996	59.3%
36	Robert Bales	16	6	N	2012	72.7%
37	Ronald Simmons	16	4	N	1987	80%
38	Robert Steinhäuser	16	1	Y	2002	94.1%
39	Tim Kretschmer	15	9	Y	2009	62.5%
40	Abd el Maleck	15	9	N	1945	62.5%
41	Christian Dornier	15	7	N	1989	68.2%
42	Éric Borel	15	4	Y	1995	78.9%
43	Taian Gong	15 (12 by Gong)⁴	0	N	1999	125%
44	Vladislav Chelah	15	0	N	2012	100%
45	Mohammad Zaman	15-16	?	Y	2009	≤100%
46	Omar Abdul Razeq Abdullah Rifai	15	?	N¹	2013	≤100%
47	Unknown	14-17	19	Y	1995	42.4% - 47.2%
48	Friedrich Leibacher	14	18	Y	2001	43.8%
49	Marc Lépine	14⁵	14	Y	1989	50%
50	Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam	14	11	N¹	1998	56%

Notes

1. Killed by cops

2. Killed by civilian

3. Spawn Kill Bonus!!!

4. At least one of the commies Breivik and Gong were targeting happened to die attempting to escape. For Gong, it's 3. For Breivik it's 2.

5. At least one other survivor an heroed after the High Score attempt (Their deaths won't go towards the tally though).

6. Used explosives in their High-Score attempts. However, Breivik & Bum-Kon managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Bum-Kon became an hero with his hostages via grenade ), whereas Roslyakov only saddled them with extra medical bills.

7. (Kills by player + Kills from accidents related to score attempt)/(Injuries by player + Kills by player)

FPS, Multi-Player

Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.

RANK	PLAYERS	KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR	EFFICIENCY
1	Team Riyad-us Saliheen	385+	783	N³	2004	≥33.0%
2	Team IS	311	122+	N	2017	≤71.8%
3	Team Lashkar-e-Taiba	175	600+	N⁴	2008	≤22.6%
4	Team IS	130	368	Y	2015	26.1%
5	Team Al-Shabaab	67	175	N	2013	27.7%
6	Team Los Zetas	53	10	N	2011	84.1%
7	Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai	32	16	Y,N	1995	66.7%
8	Team IS	28	22	N	2017	56%
9	Disputed between Team IS and Al Qaeda	22	42	N¹	2017	34.4%
10	John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo	17	10	N², N	2002	63.0%
11	Team San Bernardino	14	17	N¹,N¹	2015	45.2%
12	Team Barrio Azteca	14	8	N	2017	63.6%
13	Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold	13	24	Y,Y	1999	35.1%
14	Victor Korshunov, Yuri Surovtsev	13	11	N, N	1968	52.6%
15	Bonnie & Clyde	13	0	N¹⁰,N¹⁰	1931 - 1934	100%
16	Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi (Team IS)	12	11	N¹,N¹	2015	52.2%
17	Team Black September	12	0	N	1972	100%
18	Kumatarō Kido, Yagorō Tani	11	0	Y,Y	1893	100%
19	Unknown	11	0	N	2017	100%
20	Charles Starkweather, Caril Ann Fugate	11	0	N,N	1957-1958	100%
21	Antonio Izquierdo, Emilio Izquierdo	9	12	N,N	1990	42.9%
22	Khuram Shazad Butt, Rachid Redouane, Youssef Zaghba	8	47	N,N,N	2017	14.5%
23	Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro	8	11	Y, Y	2019	42.1%
24	John Michael Legg, Frederic Rogers	7	0	N,N	2020	100%
25	Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden	5	10	N,N	1998	33.3%
26	William Matix, Michael Platt	5	6	N,N	1985-1986	45%
27	David Anderson, Francine Graham (Team Black Hebrew Israelite)	5	3	N¹, N¹	2019	62.5%
28	Unknown	5	0	N,N	2017	100%
29	Team IS	4	24	Y	2016	14.3%
30	Aleksandr Zhidkov, Michael Veretel'nik	4	14	N,N¹¹	1975	28.5
31	Jack Twinning, Bobby Davis	4	0	Y, Y¹²	1988	100%
32	Stanisław Ławrynowicz, Janusz Obrąpalski	3	10	Y,Y	1925	30%
33	Dieter Degowski, Hans-Jürgen Rösner	3	5	N,N	1988	60%
34	Robert Mone, Thomas McCulloch	3⁵	0	N,N	1976	100%
35	Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller	3	0	N (Cops beat him to it),Y	2014	100%
36	Kam McLeod, Bryer Schmegelsky	3	0	Y, Y	2019	100%
37	Two Unknown Soldiers	2	19	N, N	1948	1.5%
38	Larry Eugene Phillips, Emil Mătăsăreanu	1	21	Y, N	1995-1997	0.4%
39	Team Norco	1	11	N, Y, N, N, N	1980	0.9%
40	Kevin Lapeire, Dietwin Hægeman	1	3⁶	N,N⁷	2018	25%
99999	Team Furfag	3	0	N⁸	2016	50%⁹
100000	Team Medianeira	0	2	N,N	2018	5%

Notes

1. The shooters managed to escape, only to be permabanned by admins from the server for life.

2. Muhammad was executed by lethal injection in 2009.

3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.[1]" One was lynched by civilians.

4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012.

5. Robert Mone was also a school shooter, however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here.

6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seing their mother slaughtered in front ot them.

7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police.

8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves

9. A lot of points deducted as the attackers were members of the targeted group

10. Killed by police.

11. Both Sentenced To Death And Executed.

12. Bobby Davis became An Hero in prison.

Bomberman

Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.

RANK	PLAYER(S)	KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR	EFFICIENCY
1	Team Al-Shabaab	587+	316	N	2017	≥65.0%
2	Team Babbar Khalsa	329	0	N	1985	100%
3	Team Autistic Slavs	298	0	N	2014	100%
4	Team Gaddafi	270	0	N	1988	100%
5	National Thowheeth Jama'ath, Team IS	258	500+	Y	2019	≤34.0%
6	Jemaah Islamiyah members, Team Al Qaeda	202	209	Y	2002	49.1%
7	Team Al Qaeda	192	2050	Y	2004	9%
8	Timothy McVeigh	168	680+	N¹	1995	≤19.8%
9	Jin Ruchao	108	38	N	2001	74.0%
10	Yahya Ayyash	101	338	N²	1993-1996	23.0%
11	Team Al-Shabaab	100	110+	Y	2011	≤47.6%
12	Team Hezbollah	85	300	Y	1994	22.1%
13	Team IS	80	260	N	2016	23.5%
14	Hasib Hussain, Mohammad Khan, Germaine Lindsay, Shehzad Tanweer	56	700	Y	2005	7.4%
15	Team IS	45	126	Y	2017	26.3%
16	Andrew Kehoe	44	58	Y	1927	43.1%
17	Jack Gilbert Graham	44	0	N	1955	100%
18	Team IS	43	230	Y	2016	15.8%
19	Team IS	31	260	Y	2016	10.7%
20	Gao Haiping	31	127	Y	1981	19.6%
21	Team IS	29	47	Y	2016	38.2%
22	Salman Ramadan Abedi	23	250	Y	2017	8.4%
23	John McNamara & James McNamara	20	100+	N	1910	≤16.7%
24	Akbarzhon Jalilov	15	64	N	2017	19%
25	Gundolf Köhler	12	211	N³	1980	5.4%
26	Team East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front	8	376	N	1974	2.1%
27	Anders Behring Breivik	8	209+	N	2011	≤3.7%
28	Ilya Galkin, Mikhail Denisenko	8	46	N	2008-2009	5.7%
29	Märt Ringmaa	7	6	N	1995-2005	55%
30	Ramzi Yousef	6	1042	N	1993	0.6%
31	Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt	6	166	Y	2002	3.5%
32	Paul Harold Orgeron	5	18	Y	1959	21.7%
33	Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev	4	264⁴	N	2013	1.5%
34	David Copeland	3	140	N	1999	2.1%
35	Eric Rudolph	3⁷	120	N	1996-1998	2.4%
36	Unabomber	3	23	N	1978-1995	11.5%
37	Rodolfo Garcia	2	11	N	1969	5.5%
38	Triston Jay Amero	2	7	N	2006	20%
39	Mark Anthony Conditt	2	6	Y	2018	25%
40	Ahmad Khan Rahami	0	29	N	2016	0%
41⁵	Ahmed Hassan	0	31	N	2017	0%
42	George Metesky	0	15	N	1940-1956	0%
43	Anonymous	0	7	Y	1999	0%
44	Luke Helder	0	6	N	2002	0%
45	Allan Steen Kristensen	0	5	N	1977-1978	0%
46	Akayed Ullah	0	3	N⁶	2017	0%
47	Cole Carini	0	1⁸	N	2020	0%
99999	Cesar Sayoc	0	0	N	2018	-100%

Notes

1. McVeigh was executed by lethal injection in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution, "It's still 168 to 1 so I still win."

2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head.

3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because he didn't run away in time.

4. 14 people required immediate amputations.

5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, only set people's hair on fire.

6. The retard attempted a suicide bombing, killing no one, not even himself.

7. One of the victims was killed by a heart attack.

8.Carini only managed to blast his own hand off and a few fingers on the other one.

Microsoft Flight Simulator

The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.

RANK	PLAYERS	KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR	EFFICIENCY
1	(((Al-Qaeda)))	2,977	6,000+	Y	2001	33.2%
2	Gameel Al-Batouti⁵	216	0	Y	1999	100%
3	Andreas Lubitz¹	150	0	Y	2015	100%
4	Jiang Xiaofeng	127	53	Y	1990	70.6%
5	Tsu Way Ming⁵	103	0	Y	1997	100%
6	Arkadiusz Protasiuk	96	0	N	2010	100%
7	Le Duc Tan	74	0	Y	1974	100%
8	Francisco Paula Gonzales	44	0	Y	1964	100%
9	Younes Khayati⁵	43	0	Y	1994	100%
10	David Burke	42	0	Y	1987	100%
11	Herminio dos Santos Fernandes	32	0	Y	2013	100%
12	Seiji Katagiri	24	141	N⁴	1982	14.5%
13	Mauro Milhomem	6	4	Y	1980	60%
14	Vladimir Serkov	4	6	Y	1976	40%
15	Colin Forman	4	4	Y	1977	50%
16	Joe Stack	1	13	Y	2010	7.1%
17	David Mark Robinson	0	3	N	2003	0%
18	Charles Bishop	0	0	Y	2002	0%
19	Frank Eugene Corder²	0	0	Y	1994	0%
20	Auburn Calloway³	0	4	N	1994	0%
21	Richard Russel	0	0	Y	2018	0%

Notes

1. Lubitz became the first German pilot in 70 years to kill 150 people.

2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to go out in style by getting drunk, stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House. Instead, he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn, missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, the President was out since the White House was being renovated at the time.

3. Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero.

4. Was found not guilty by reason of insanity after failing to an hero, has since been released from the psych ward.

5. Disputed.

Carmageddon

Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.

RANK	MAP	DRIVER	KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR	EFFICIENCY
1		Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel‎	86	434	N - Killed by police	2016	16.5%
2		Uyghur Force Five	39	90+	Y - 4, N - 1 apprehended	2014	≤30.2%
3		Li Baoping	21	29	N - executed	1983	42%
4		Zhang Baogang	20	16	Y	2020	55.5%
5		Li Xianliang	17	20-30	N	2010	36.2% - 45.9%
6		Jaskirat Singh Sidhu	16	13	N	2018	55%
7		Younes Abouyaaqoub	15	131	N - Killed by police	2017	10.3%
8		Anis Amri	12	56	N - Killed by police	2016	17.6%
9		Alek Minassian	10	16	N	2018	38.5%
10		Olga Hepnarova	8	12	N - Executed	1973	40%
11		Sayfullo Saipov	8	11	N	2017	42.1%
12		Priscilla Ford	7	22	N - Died on Death Row	1980	24.1%
13		Tomohiro Katō	7	10	N	2008	41.2%
14		Karst Roeland Tates	7	10	N - Died later in hospital	2009	41.2%
15		Dimitrious Gargasoulas	6	36	N	2017	14.3%
16		Khalid Masood	5	49	N - Killed by police	2017	9.3%
17		Bernd Walter	5	24	N	2020	17.2%
18		Douglas Crabbe	5	16	N	1983	23.8%
19		Rakhmat Akilov	5	14	N	2017	26.3%
20		Yasuaki Uwabe	5	10	N - executed	1999	33.3%
21		Adacia Chambers	4	46	N	2015	8%
22		Fadi al-Qanbar	4	17	N - Killed by police	2017	19%
23		Mohammed Faruz Abdallah	4	11	N - executed	1970	26.7%
24		David Attias	4	1	N	2001	80%
25		Nathaniel Veltman	4	1	N	2021	80%
26		Hussam Taysir Duwait	3	40	N*	2008	7%
27		Alen Rizvan Rizvanović	3	36	N	2015	7.7%
28		Jens Alexander Rüther	3	20	Y	2018	13%
29		Robert Kabolowsky	3	20	N-Tried To Become An Hero Shortly Before Carmageddon	1980	13%
30		Stephen Ressa	3	11	N	2005	27%
31	23px	Jose Luis Avila	2	22	N	2002	12%
32		Eric Parkdel	2	16	N	2003	12.5%
33		Trevor J. Heitmann	2	8	Y	2018	15%
34		Steven Allen Abrams	2	5	N	1999	17%
35		Elias Antonio	1	29	N	1953	4.4%
36		Richard Rojas	1	22	N	2017	4.3%
37		Qassem Mughrabi	1	19	N*	2008	5%
38		Omeed Aziz Popal	1	18	N	2006	5.3%
39		Peter Clarke	1	13	N - V& But Was Found Not Guilty By Reason Of Insanity	2006	7.6%
40		Abdelkader Gridda	1	13	N	2007	7.6%
41		Darren Osborne	1	10	N	2017	9.1%
42		Toshiaki Hikiji	1	10	N	2010	9.1%
43		Ari-Pekka Hyppölä	1	5	N	2017	16.7%
44		Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis	1	5	N*	2014	16.7%
45		Anonymous	1	2-3	N	2017	25% - 33.3%
46		Martin Couture-Rouleau	1	1	N*	2014	50%
47		Maurice Pahler	0	154	N	2020	0%
48		Michał L.	0	23	N	2014	0%
49		Abdul Razak Ali Artan	0	11	N*	2016	0%
50		Anonymous	0	11	N	2014	0%
51		Andreas N.	0	10	N	2019	0%
52		Kazuhiro Kusakabe	0	9	N	2019	0%
53		Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza	0	9	N	2006	0%
54		James Alex Fields	1	20	N	2017	4.8%
55		Mikese Morse	1	2	N	2018	33.3%
56		Isaiah Peoples	0	8	N	2019	0%
57		Refail A.	0	7	N	2020	0%
58		Benjamin Thomas	0	4	N - V& For 11 Months	2018	0%
59		Christian Weston Chandler	0	1	N - Probation charges	2011	0%
60		Killdozer	0	0	Y	2004	0%

Notes

Sid Meier's Civilization

The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.

RANK	PLAYER	KILLS	TIMESPAN
1	Mao Zedong	~45 Million	31 Years
2	Joseph Stalin	~20 Million	25 Years
3	Adolf Hitler	~0 ¹ or 6 Million or 85 Million	12 Years
4	Leopold II of Belgium	~10 Million⁴	44 Years
5	Hideki Tojo	~6 Million	3 Years
6	Pol Pot	~3 Million	4 Years
7	Enver Pasha	~1.6 Million	5 Years
8	Kim Il-sung	>1 Million	45 Years
8	Yakubu Gowon	>1 Million	9 Years
9	Ho Chi Minh	~900,000	24 Years
9	Jean Kambanda	~900,000	-1 Year
10	Mengistu Haile Mariam	~700,000	14 Years
10	Saddam Hussein	~700,000	24 Years
11	Donald Trump	>571,000	4 Years
12	Sukarno	>500,000	22 Years
13	Vladimir Lenin	>500,000	7 Years
14	Yahya Khan	>500,000	2 Years
15	Bashar al-Assad	>500,000	2.5 Years
16	Harry S. Truman/Robert Oppenheimer^✡	>250,000³	Seconds
90s	Radovan Karadžić	~20,000¹	3 Years
100s	Benjamin Netanyahu	>10,000	Ongoing!
100s	Rafael Trujillo	~5,000¹	5 Days!
100s	Augusto Pinochet	~4,000²	17 Years
1000s	George Floyd	19⁵	2 Years

Notes

1. Disputed. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that he did anything wrong.

2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison

3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. The number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. [2][3] [4]

4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population.

5. See Nigger Pwnage

RollerCoaster Tycoon

Trust these parks with your children's lives.

RANK	SCENARIO	KILLS	YEARS
1	Walt Disney World	46^[5]	1964 -
2	Ride the Ducks	25	1977 - 2017
3	Disneyland	23^[6]	1955 -
4	King's Island	9	1972 -
5	Luna Park	7	1979 -
6	Coney Island	6	1895 -
7	Overseas Chinese Town	6	2010
8	Playland	6	1928 -
9	Action Park	6	1978 - 1996
10	Six Flags Georgia	5	1967 -
11	Six Flags Texas	5	1961 -
12	Battersea Fun Fair	5	1951 - 1974
13	California's Great America	5	1980 -
14	Dreamworld	4	2016 -
15	Six Flags St. Louis	4	1971 -
16	King's Dominion	4	1971 -
17	Knott's Berry Farm	4	1983 -
18	Kennywood	4	1899 -
19	Krug Park	4	1895 - 1940
20	Lagoon Amusement Park	4	1886 -
21	Lake Compounce	4	1846 -
22	Dorney Park	3	1926 -
23	West Edmonton Mall	3	1986 -
24	Canada's Wonderland	2	1988 -
25	Worlds of Fun	2	1995 -
26	Elitch Gardens	2	1997 -
27	Six Flags Darien Lake	2	2009 -
28	Silver Dollar City	1	1980 -
29	Carowinds	1	1987 -
30	Waterworld California	1	1997 -
31	Wild Waves	1	2016 -

^{🚧 TODO: build this chart from sources:} ^[7] ^[8] ^[9] ^[10] ^[11] ^[12]

Plague Inc.

Whether it was on purpose or someone drank soup, these diseases have been killing alongside humanity for centuries. The biggest source of diseases is China, and there is a case to be made that China is, itself, a disease. Keep in mind there are many deadly diseases, but we just want to go over the more notable ones. Who said God wasn't a gamer.

RANK		CREATION	PROBABLE CAUSE	CONFIRMED KILLS	YEARS ACTIVE	MAIN SPREADERS	HIGHLIGHTS
1		Black Death	Some idiot decided to mix anthrax with bubonic plague	75 Million (although was probably more like 200M)	1347-1357	Rats and Chinese	Brought the world plague doctors; The Golden Horde would launch their infected dead into European cities for shits and giggles.
2		Spanish Flu	Likely random... exacerbated by bad hygiene following a lulzy war	50-100 Million	1919-1920	Air	Nobody remembers it but people use it as an excuse to call COVID-19 the Chinese Coronavirus
3		Global HIV/AIDS	Some n!gger fucked a monkey, spread out of Africa by homosexuals.	32 Million	~1950s-the current year	People who deserve it	"Race mixing is harmless" "homosexuality is harmless"
4	23px	Plague of Justinian	Close proximity to rodents caused infections of bubonic plague (yersinia pestis)	30 Million	541-542	Rats and Greeks	The little brother of the Black Death.
5		COVID-19	Some Chinese wastrels eating bats and pangolins	3.00 Million, though possibly an order of magnitude higher ~ (Disease Ongoing)	2019-the current year	~~Chinese and Italians~~ EVERYONE (especially Americunts)	The Chinese lied to save face and fucked us all over; Italians wanted to be progressive and decided to start hugging chinks; Isreal started talking about a cure as soon as they got it and ~~the United States is going to be open again in a matter of weeks with packed churches for Easter.~~ They reopened somewhat, but it took over a year, and it's also why this thing is still persisting.
(N/A)	Tropics	Annual Malaria Deaths	Systemic	500K	∞	~~mosquitoes~~ NIGGERS	Africa's population control
(N/A)	Worldwide	Annual Influenza Deaths	Systemic	300K	∞ (but first recorded around 1200 BC in Babylon)	EVERYONE	A piece of fucking perspective
6	23px	Swine Flu	Some Mexican fucked a pig	200K	2009-2010	Mexicans	Most recent influenza pandemic, ultimately killed fewer people than the normal flu.
7		Ebola	Nigger interaction with monkey, either fucking, eating or both.	11,000	1976-the current year	Niggers	Not a fast burn like many of the other list members, but the recent freakout gives it a mention; People made a waifu and porn out of the virus
8		SARS	Some gook fucked a civet, bat or ferret badger and then ate it.	774	2003-2004	Chinese	The original coronavirus. Like it's successor, COVID-19, the epidemic was covered up by the Chinese government.
9		Zika	Endemic in Africa, was brought across to Brazil by nigger migration.	18	2015-2016	Beaners	Meme virus but it did result in creation of lulzy aliens.

Notes

Great Prophet(s)

Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.

RANK		PROPHET(S)	ORDER	CHOSEN	BLESSED	METHOD OF SACRIFICE	MARTYR	YEAR	LORE
1		Jim Jones	The Peoples Temple of the Disciples of Christ	918	35	Mass Self-Sacrifice	Y	1978	Self-proclaimed socialist-God commanded that his followers drink cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid after realizing that pwning a congressman on a friendly visit to his humble town was bad PR.
2		Joseph Kibweteere, Credonia Mwerinde	Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God	778	0	Mass Sacrifice	Unknown, Unknown	2000	Promised the apocalypse at the turn of the millennium; locked their followers in a church during service and then blew it up after being exposed. Directed by Michael Bay.
3	23px	Mariam Soulakiotis	The Old Calendarist Pefkovounogiatrissas Monastery	177+	0	Conquest	N	1939-50	Upset over changes being made to the calendar, a bunch of naughty nuns went and started their own renegade convent, where their nubile young novices were kept in chains when not being beat, whipped, and flogged. Like all greasy Greeks, they also insisted that everyone hand their monies over to them.
4		Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin	People of Aztlan	100+	1	Conquest	Y	1502-20	In fear of the world ending in 2012 and the calamity caused by Spanish Jews trying to find El Dorado, he did what is nowadays often referred to as the first Holocaust ever by no one, only to get stoned by his own people and becoming an hero by refusing to eat or have his wounds dressed.
5		David Koresh	Branch Davidians	86	50	Disputed	Y	1993	See: Waco
6		Joseph Di Mambro, Luc Jouret	Order of the Solar Temple	75	3	Mass Self-Sacrifice/Conquest	Y,Y	1994-97	Prophetically deemed a newborn the Antichrist and commanded for it to be stabbed. Subsequently a mass suicide was ordered by the prophet and his followers, dressed in ceremonial robes with plastic bags on their heads.
7		Marshall Applewhite	Heaven's Gate	39	1	Mass Self-Sacrifice	Y	1997	Castrated self to prevent earthly desires. Had his followers dress aesthetically and wrap plastic bags on their heads when Comet Hale-Bopp came near Earth so that the alien spaceship hiding behind it would beam them up to their salvation.
8		Clementine Barnabet	The Church of Sacrifice	35+	0	Conquest	N	1909-11	'Murica's first Negress serial killer and the mammy of a coon quintet that hacked up other jiggaboos for bad juju rituals that would make them immortal and invisible to the poh-leece. Lawdy.
9		Ervil LeBaron	Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God	35+	0	Conquest	N	1972-81	Instructed the rightful killings of many false prophets and pharisees, including his heretic of a brother and Rulon Allred.
10		Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo, Sara Aldrete	Los Narco-satanicos	25+	1	Conquest	Y,N	1986-89	Found favor with the dark Voodoo gods and ensured a bountiful drug trade by sacrificing Spic street trash, but then went and fucked it all up and drew attention to themselves by offing a Gringo.
11		Yahweh ben Yahweh	Nation of Yahweh	23	2	Conquest	N	1979-90	Black Hebrew Israelite whom had his disciples deliver holy judgment to defectors, Edomites, and so-called Jews. DAS RITE!!!!
12		Shoko Asahara	Aum Shinrikyo	20	5200+	Conquest	N	1994-95	The second coming of Christ unleashing his wrath on this sinful world via gassing.
13		Robin Gecht	The Ripper Crew	18+	4	Conquest	N	1981-82	A breast-fetishizing Satanist had his flock help him rape whores, who were then given mastectomies so that their precious mammaries could be stored for later use as snacks and sex toys.
14		J.C.X. Simon	Death Angels	15-270	10	Conquest	Y	1973-74	Nigger Mudslimes (is there a worse combination?) popped caps in honky asses, and occasionally honored their dual heritages by groping and/or cutting the heads off of cracker women.
15		Charlie Ouyerack, Peter Sala	The Belcher Islands Cult	9	0	Conquest	N, N	1941	A pair of ice niggers, presumably out of it on fire water, decided to become the Eskimo Jesus and God, and clubbed anyone who objected like baby seals when not locking them outside naked in the snow to be the Injun-cicle welcome wagon for OG white Jesus.
16		Charles Manson	The Manson Family	9	2	Conquest	N	1969	See: The Manson Family.
17		Magdalena Solís	The High Priests of Blood	8+	0	Sacrifice/Conquest	N	1962-63	Brought the Incan ways back in style with sex, drugs, and good old-fashioned Blood for the Blood Gods.
18		Roch Thériault	The Ant Hill Kids	5	0	Penitence/Prayer	N	1977-89	Moses risen to spread free love to all of God's children, when not beating the sin out of them, or attempting to cure their afflictions through a combination of faith and games of Operation.
19		Glenn Taylor Helzer	The Children of Thunder	5	0	Conquest	N	2000	Extorted and murdered their brokerage firm clients as the first step in their plan to train Brazilian orphans to assassinate the heads of the Mormon Church, allowing them to take it over and use it to hasten the Second Coming of Jesus.
20		Valentina de Andrade	Superior Universal Alignment	3-19+	5	Conquest	N	1989-93	Convinced that boys born after 1981 were corrupted by evil, they hacked the cocks off of random shota in the hope that it would appease their alien overlords, who would then save them from an upcoming Judgment Day.
21		Carl H. Drew, Robin Murphy	The Fall River Cult	3	0	Conquest	N,N	1979-80	Pimps and hoes doin' the usual Satanism thang, and butchering anyone who got sick of all of the schlock horror flick-inspired animal mutilation and ominous latin chanting.
22		Nicola Sapone	Beasts of Satan	3	0	Conquest	N	1998-2004	A gang of dumbass teenage metalheads, still thinking that it was the 1980s, went out and slaughtered three of their friends for the Prince of the Darkness.
23		Silvia Meraz	The Human Sacrifices Sect of Nacozari	3	0	Conquest	N	2009-12	Encouraged family fun in the form of axings committed in the name of Santa Muerte.
24		Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh	Rajneeshee Movement	0	751	Conquest	N	1984	Contaminated salad bars in the hope that the disease would cause low voter turnout in an upcoming local election and in turn help their shills win the oh-so honorable prestige of county council.

Notes

Fire Emblem

The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.

RANK	PLAYER(S)	KILLED	INJURED	YEAR	STATUS	PLAYING STYLE
1	Kim Dae-han	192	151	2003	Dead	Decided to an hero by setting fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for 10 hours.
2	Julio González	87	6	1990	Dead	Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The peaceful refugee didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool.
3	Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo	67	Unclear	2001	Incarcerated	Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of the school. They put fire on their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol.
4	Nassra Yussef al-Enzi	57	90	2009	Incarcerated	Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate.
5	Chen Shuizong	46	34	2013	Dead	Suicidal IRL oldfag who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames.
6	Louis Chiasson	40	2	1969	Dead	Quebec man who was totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later.
7	Jessie Javier Carlos	38	70	2017	Dead (Suicide)	He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero.
8	John Thompson	37	23	1980	Dead	Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack.
9	Erik Solbakke Hansen	35	17	1973	Institutionalized	Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, got away with it, and wasn't caught until 14 years later when he fucked up and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood.
10	Shinji Aoba	34	34	2019	Captured	Butthurt otaku who sperged out after the KyoAni anime studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol.
11	Team Black September	34	21	1973	Released	Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later released to Palestine.
12	Kadir Çal	34	7	1991	Dead	Killed a group of Greek tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames.
13	Zhang Yunliang	27	73	2009	Dead	Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "die differently."
14	Bruce George Peter Lee	26	30	1973-79	Incarcerated	Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental.
15	Mahammad Mammadov	26	4	2018	Incarcerated	Junkie who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of Troll's Remorse, he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at.
16	Humberto Diaz de la Torre	24	32	1981	Incarcerated	Angsty teen that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an unborn child, so it could be 25 depending on your outlook.
17	Szilveszter Matuska	22	120+	1930-31	Dead?	Dapper engineer that literally got off on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but escaped from prison and was never seen again.
18	Pedro Arredondo	22	6	1978	Incarcerated	Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub.
19	Ma Yongping	17	32	2016	Incarcerated	Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped only to be captured hours later.
20	Damião Soares dos Santos	13	37	2017	Dead	Sandy Hooked a daycare center he worked at before burning himself to death. Like Sandy Hook, it hit Brazil right in the feels.
21	Bai Ningyang	12	5	2006	Dead	Virgin who tried burning teacher who rejected him alive, instead turning a dozen kids into barbecue.
22	Arthur McElhill	6	0	2010	Dead	Abusive Registered Sex Offender Father Who Set His Home Ablaze Along With All Of His Family Members Including A Baby After His Wife Was Planning On Leaving Him With The Children. When Given A Rescue Ladder To Escape From The House, He Just Grinned & Went Into The Flames
23	Team Roach Removers	5	14	1993	Incarcerated¹	Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large Turkish family's house.
24	John Leonard Orr	4	0	1984-91	Incarcerated	An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson."
25	Paul Kenneth Keller	3	0	1992-93	Incarcerated	Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents.

Notes

1.Two of them were released early on good behavior.

Tactical Espionage Action

Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.

RANK		PLAYER	CONFIRMED KILLS	POSSIBLE KILLS	YEARS ACTIVE	STATUS	PLAYING STYLE
1		Gilles De Rais	150	800+	1432 or 1433-1440	Executed	Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
2		Luis Garavito	138	172-400+	1990s	In prison	Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
3		Pedro Alonso Lopez	110	310-350+	1969-1980	Free, lol	Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
4		Elizabeth Báthory	80	600+	1590-1690	Executed	Killed women to bathe in their blood to help her skin.
5		Daniel Camargo	72	150	1974-1986	Killed in jail	Raped children, tortured children, killed children.
6		Pedro Rodrigues Filho	71	100+	1967-2003	Free, lol	Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and eating his heart. Killed 47 inmates in prison. Now he's free and even got a [channel] to flex on his victims, lelel.
7		Yang Xinhai	67	67	2000-2003	Executed	(alias the "Monster Killer") Would go into random Chink houses at night, armed to the teeth. After entering, he would proceed to pwn every-fucking-thing in sight.
8		Andrei Chikatilo	53	56	1978-1990	Executed	Murdered wimmins and children in the forest, raped their corpses, ate their flesh and organs (he especially liked to eat vaginas and wombs). Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes.
9		Gary Ridgway	49	71-90+	1982-2000	Jailed	Trucker who strangled prostitutes, dumped them in the Green River, and returned to the bodies later for some sweet necrophilia.
10		Alexander Pichushkin	48	61+	1992-2006	In prison	Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed them with a broken vodka bottle. Wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard.
11		Ted Bundy	35	36+	1974-1978	Executed	Escaped from prison twice, strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years.
12		John Wayne Gacy	33	34+	1972-1978	Executed	Killed and raped little boys, often dressed up as a clown. Hid bodies in his crawlspace.
13		Dean Corll	28	42+	1970-1973	Killed by his accomplice	Raped, tortured, and killed at least 28 boys in Houston. Shot to death by his accomplice after flipping his shit about the accomplice bringing a girl to his house.
14		Robert Hansen	17	21+	1971-1983	Died in prison	Kidnapped women, took them to his cabin in Alaska where he later raped them, and set them free, only to shoot them in the head.
15		Jeffrey Dahmer	17	17	1978-1991	Killed by a nigger in prison	Michelin starred chef who ran a gays-only culinary arts class specializing in rape, cannibalism, dismemberment, necrophilia, and mind control.
16		Rodney James Alcala	8	130+	1971-1979	In prison	Brutally raped and slaughtered several girls, appearing on the Dating Game while on the run, and evading the death sentence several times.
17		Robert Pickton	6	49	1983-2002	In prison	Kidnapped and stabbed at least six women in and around his pig farm.
18	23px	Lam Kor Wan	4	15	1982	In prison	Strangled bitches that he would pick up in his taxi, then would eat their vaginas and wombs. He even committed necrophilia with one of his victim's bodies!

Notes

Trauma Center

The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.

RANK	PLAYER	CONFIRMED KILLS	POSSIBLE KILLS	YEARS ACTIVE	STATUS	PLAYING STYLE
1	Harold Shipman	218	250+	1975-1998	Hanged himself in prison	Would inject diamorphine into his patients and then falsify the medical records, reporting that his patient had been in poor health.
2	Hu Wanlin	146	150+	1997-1999	In prison	Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent.
3	Jack Kevorkian	130	130	1990-1998	Dead	Euthanized people who were terminally ill.
4	Miyuki Ishikawa	103+	169	1940's	Free (Pussy Pass Bonus)	Carried out "extra-late"-term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them.
5	Steven Massof	100	100+	2003-2008	In prison	Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life.
6	Niels Högel	85	100+	1999-2005	In prison	Nurse who gave patients lethal heart medication in order to resuscitate them to impress his coworkers. When the patients were going under, he would push other nurses aside to resuscitate them, earning him the nickname "Resuscitation Rambo."
7	Louay Omar Mohammed al-Taei	43	?	2005-2006	In Prison	ISIS spy who gave anti-coagulants to soldiers and police who were wounded fighting his terrorist friends.
8	Daniela Poggiali	38	96	2013-2014	In prison	Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take selfies with their dead bodies.
9	Donald Harvey	37	87	1970-1987	Died in prison	Claimed to be "easing the pain" of terminally ill victims, before discovering how fun it was to kill innocent people.
10	Jane Toppan	31	?	1885–1901	Institutionalized (Pussy Pass Bonus)	Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness.
11	Skin Hunters	14	50+	1998-2002	In prison	Injected elderly patients with Pavulon to get money from funeral homes for information about deaths.

Notes

Hack'N'Slash

"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Because guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions." In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.

RANK		PLAYER	CONFIRMED KILLS	INJURED	ACTIVE	STATUS	PLAYING STYLE
1		Siquijor	32	?	1905	Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol.	Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife. Oh, and, if you think Devin Kelley and Matthew Murray are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanic hatred inside his heart that he cornered entire groups of church-goers just to kill them with a shitty knife. You know, for the lulz.
2		William Unek	21	30+	1 January 1954	Escaped to commit another killing spree, but was taken down by cops.	A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 niggers! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an ax for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one is up in the FPS Single Player list.
3		Wirjo	20	12	15 April 1987	Hanged himself	An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people. Became An Hero by hanging himself from a tree.
4		Abdul Waheed	20	4	1 April 2017	Incarcerated	A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' prank by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating drugged food before going to work on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks.
5		Satoshi Uematsu	19	26	25 July 2016	Incarcerated	A noble eugenicist who removed 19 disabled people from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later.
6		Yang Qingpei	19	0	29 September 2016	Incarcerated	A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too!
7		Arsenio Formentera	17	?	28 January 1968	Incarcerated	Filipino farmer went on the rampage with a Bolo
8		Huang Guozhen	16-17	1-2	19 March 1989	Sentenced to death	After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk.
9		Hodeng	16	1	17 June 1879	Incarcerated, now dead	Stabbing Spree in the Dutch East Indies
10		Sun Fuji	16	1	24 - 25 September 1979	V& by pigs	After not being allowed to work at a job in his hometown, he killed people with various weapons.
11		Domingo Salazar	16	1	11 October 1956	Sentenced to death	A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people.
12		Magu	15	5	13 - 23 December 1873	Dead	Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed.
13		Florentino Basobas	15	4	9 May 1977	Dead	Yet another stabbing spree in the Phillipines
14		Antakin	15	3	27 May 1897	Shot dead	Killed his wife after he found out she was having an affair, then went on a random stabbing spree.
15	Malaysia	Pusok Anak Ngaik	14	4	29 May 1965	Killed by police	Mass stabber in Malaysia.
16		Asnain Anwar Warekar	14	1	28 February 2016	Hanged himself	A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself.
17		Lazaro Obwara	12	0	28 July 1950	V& by pigs	Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&.
18		Mogo	12	1	12 May 1929	Sentenced to death	After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested.
19		Duong Van Mon	11	6	8 August 1998	Captured, sentenced to death	A poor as fuck farmer, who channeled his inner Gordon Ramsay on his family & neighbors after they declared his cooking skills to suck ass.
19		Gregorio Caceres	11	4	18 February 1942	Shot by pigs	A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs.
20		Andangan	11	0	21 October 1921	Yes	Rampage-killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became An Hero.
21		Zhao Zewei	9	19	27 April 2018	Executed	Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot.
22		Jamin Mukobero	9	6	29 April 2001	Incarcerated	Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members.
23		Antonio Alvarez	9	0	1 December 1923	An Hero	Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake.
24		Mamoru Takuma	8	15	8 June 2001	Hanged	A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
25		Zheng Minsheng	8	5	23 March 2010	Executed	Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren.
26		Richard Speck	8	1	13 July 1966	Dead	Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death.
27		Andrew Day	8	0	15 - 16 December 1929	Now dead	Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Then declared insane and committed to mental hospital, now dead.
28		Ramon Salcido	5 by stabbing (+2 by gunfire)	1 by stabbing (+1 by gunfire)	14 April 1989	Incarcerated	After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them. After having sex with his young daughters like how any great father would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other.
29		Jerry Langobon	7	1	18 January 2002	Incarcerated	A Pino who Bolo'd his family.
30		Gardo Pagkay	7	0	22 July 1968	An Hero	Another Pino who made holes in his family before becoming An Hero by stabbing hinmself in the throat.
31	23px	Lee Chi Hang	6	38	3 June 1982	Incarcerated	Dual wielding knives and chisels, he killed his mom and sister, then entered the nearby kindergarten.
32		Julian Marcelino	6	13	24 November 1932	Dead	Filipino immigrant who ran amok through the streets of Seattle and stabbed people for half an hour before surrendering to police.
33		Yang Jia	6	4	1 July 2008	Executed	Was arrested some time before the stabbing for riding a bike and was beaten and interrogated when brought to the police station. When he failed to sue them he decided to deal with it himself using molotovs and a knife.
34		Jack the Ripper	5 (11?)	0	1888 - 1891	Haunting the streets of London	Did like GTA and killed the whores to get the money back.
35		Elias Abuelazam	5	13	May - August 2010	Incarcerated	A good Jew, believe it or not, who did his part by thinning out the black population.
36		John Murphy	5	3	5 July 1901	Dead	Made PETA proud by killing slaughterhouse workers.
37		Unknown	5	1	10 January 1994	Incarcerated?	Clubbed 4 children like baby seals, then killed a bitch trying to stop him before getting beaten by mob.
38		Matthew de Grood	5	1	15 April 2014	Incarcerated	Matthew went Hitman on people with a kitchen knife before being V& not too long after he left the house.
39		Isabel Martinez	5	1	6 July 2017	Incarcerated	An illegal immigrant who decided to clean house (and not in the maid way) by eviscerating her husband and four of their children while rambling about how they were going to "see Jesus."
40		Fabiano K. Mai	5	1	4 May 2021	At hospital (attempted an hero)	Stabbed babies in a daycare in a feeble attempt to copycat Sandy Hook. Was attacked by an angry mob after attempting to kill himself.
41		Dexter Lewis, Lynell Hill and Joseph Hill	5	0	17 October 2012	Incarcerated	3 apes and one FBI informant had robbed a bar for $170, but Dexter had stabbed the bar owner and four patrons to death, while Joseph Hill had held up the cashier at gunpoint. Joseph's brutha, Lynell Hill, had blocked the door. They set fire to the bar afterwards before fleeing. All three were charged except for the undercover agent.
42		Maksim Gelman	4	5	11 - 12 February 2011	Incarcerated	Druggie delusional wannabe gangster from some fucked up Slavic country who tried to take down "rats" who had wronged him by stabbing his stepdaddy, a girl who rejected him, her mom and running over a fuckton of people before trying to hijack a train, failing and then trying to kill some guy who tackled him. Said guy who tackled him got trolled by the pigs who acted like they subdued him without any help when in reality they hid like pussies in the driver's cab of the train until the guy had tackled him.
43		Mickaël Harpon	4	2	3 October 2019	Shot by cops	Decided to one-up everyone on this leaderboard by playing on ULTRA HARDCORE NIGHTMARE MODE DIFFICULTY (aka at a police station), all in the name of Allah.
44		Daniel Gonzalez	4	2	15 - 17 September 2004	Institutionalized, commit suicide in prison.	Stabbed some people to imitate horror movies.
45		Jason Abbott	4	1	25 March 2008	Incarcerated	Killed his aunt, uncle and grandparents and wounded another aunt with a hunting knife after his mother threatened to call the police on him because he was yelling about orange and red being "evil colors".
46		Peter Lundin	4	0	April 1991 - June 2000	Incarcerated	Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here, he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting them into separate trash bins.
47		Illutak Anautak	3	2	11 June 2017	Shot by cops	Broke into 3 houses and stabbed 5 people before getting killed by police.
48		Anton Lundin Pettersson	3	1	22 October 2015	Shot by cops	Anton used the force to cut through Mudslime students while blaring the shit out of Suicide Commando before getting raped to death by bullets.
49		Abdel-Rahman Shaaban	3	3	14 July 2017	V&	Egyptian Islamo-nigger who stabbed 6 women tourists (killing 3 of them) in a hotel before getting mobbed and V&.
50		Ryuichi Iwasaki	2	18	28 May 2019	An Hero	Hikikimori Incel who stabbed 20 people killing one child and an adult with dual-wield knives on a school bus and then committed seppuku.
51		Joseph Parker Hunter	2	4	29 June 2003	Shot by cops	A schizo wearing a trenchcoat that went on a stabbing spree on the supermarket where he got fired with a samurai sword
52		Vadim Miloshevsky	2	2	11 February 2019	V&	Model student who went on a stabbing spree on his school. Not so model, now!
53		Jeremy Christian Joseph	2	1	26 May 2017	V&	A white supremacist. Stabbed 3 people, killing 2, on a train as people tried to stop his rant on Muslims.
54		Marcel Heße	2	0	6 March 2017	Arrested in action	Edgelord faggot who killed a child and a middle aged women. Posted photos on 4chan.
55		Joel Marin	1	9	1 October 2019	Shot by cops and V&	Attacked his college with a sword, started a fire, attempted to attack a police officer and was shot and hospitalized. He also carried an air pistol which he didn't use.
56		Ivan Čulok	1	7 (5 By Čulok)	11 June 2020	Suicide By Cop	Bullied schizo who pulled a Sandy Hook at his old primary school. Managed to get a frag by fatally wounding the deputy director & nearly made 2 cops pwn themselves when he became an hero
57		Grafton Thomas	1	4	28 December 2019	Institutionalized	A nigga who decided to conclude a particularly turbulent Hanukkah by trying to outdo Team Black Hebrew Israelite. Unfortunately, since this is Jew York we're talking about, any High Score attempt is bound to fail (unless you're a mudslime).
58		Kendrex White	1	4	1 May 2017	V&	Replaying an over 50-years-old map, a Christfag Nigger stabbed people with a bowie knife before getting V&.
59		Adel Kermiche	1	3	26 July 2016	Shot by cops	Pwned some Christfags in the Normandy church in France.
60		Neomugicha	1	2	4 May 2000	Incarcerated	A 17-year-old anon who hijacked a bus, stabbed some people and had a little road trip before his bus got blocked and was stormed on May 5th. Posted a warning on 2channel using the name "Neomugicha".
61		Otoya Yamaguchi	1	0	12 October 1960	An Hero in jail	With the power of anime and McCarthyism on his side, he set out with his katana to remove the poison that is socialism from his weeb nation, with the whole thing being televised to boot!
62		Siaosi Vanisi	1	0	13 January 1998	Currently awaiting execution	A 27-year-old Tongan immigrant who murdered a Sheriff’s Deputy near the University of Reno campus in Nevada with a hatchet before taking his gun, gun belt, radio and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before being shot and wounded and taken into custody. The following year, he was sentenced to death and currently awaits his execution on Nevada’s death row. Known for being the only person to take nightmare mode using Hack N’ Slash and actually kill somebody without dying himself.
63		Alex Hribal	0	22	9 April 2014	Incarcerated	An Eric Harris cucksmoking pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&.
64		Unknown 18 year old	0	16	19 February 1968	Incarcerated	Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone.
65		Dylan Quick	0	14	9 April 2013	Incarcerated	Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit.
66		Abdul Razak Ali Artan	0	11	28 November 2016	Shot by cops	A mudslime nigger rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression".
67		14 year old Tumblrite	0	9	23 February 2016	Incarcerated	None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit.
68		Xie Zhongcai	0	8	7 March 2003	Incarcerated	Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab children and teachers/staff.
69		30 year old woman	0	8	29 August 2011	Incarcerated	Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely.
70		Horrett Campbell	0	7	8 July 1996	Institutionalized	Invaded a picnic. Probably pretended to be Ant Man. Owned a Volvo and used a machete.
71		Luke Dollahite	0	5	6 April 2017	Incarcerated	Sliced 'n' diced some fgts in the boy locker room. Did it to feel what dying felt like before he became An Hero but got tazed instead.
72		Riaz Ahmadzai	0	5 (+14 shock victims)	18 July 2016	Shot by pigs	Mudslime ISIS cucksmoker who tried to attack a train but failed on account of axing people in the forebrain. Only managed to hurt some Chinese tourists.
73		Ben Moynihan	0	3	20 June - 11 July 2014	Incarcerated	Shanked 3 old ladies because girls didn't want him.
74		Moussa Coulibaly	0	2	3 February 2015	V&, awaiting sentence	Sandnigger in Nice, France (home to the famous Bastille Day Massacre) charges a group of soldiers who were guarding a Jewish community centre.
75		Unknown	0	2	15 July 2017	Shot by pigs	A guy that stabbed 2 people in a Metro station before being shot.
76		Kali J. Bookey	0	1	29 July 2016	Incarcerated	Cute jailbait broad stabs her brother's GF to near-death. Sauce
4330		Nicholas John Miller	0	0	17 October 2013	Incarcerated	Played Grand Theft Schoolbus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless.
99999		Logan Clark	0	0	8 December 2016	Rehab	Some kid, who was mad as hell and wasn't going to take the bullying anymore, decided to pull out a knife and not use it. He got shot by a cop and was hospitalized.

Notes

Rapelay

These people showed that a man's rod of delight is also a weapon. All victims (wether animal or human) are counted.

RANK	LOCATION	PLAYER	RAPES	KINK	TIMESPAN
1		Carl Panzram	1000+	Yaoi	1920?-1929
2		Juan Carlos Sánchez Latorre	<500	Shotacon	2008-2011
3	WIP	Marcelo Sajen	200	Schoolgirls	1991-2004
4		Richard Huckle	<200	Lolicon and Shotacon	2006-2014
5		Reynhard Sinaga	195+	Yaoi	2015-2017
6		Oleg Kosarev	140+	Lolicon	1984-2011
7		Fanwell Khumalo	103	BDSM	1999-2001
8	WIP	Sunil Rastogi	60+	Lolicon	2004-2017
9		Roger Abdelmassih	52	Somnophilia	2009
10		Joseph James DeAngelo	50+	Straight	1974-1986
11		Bobby Joe Long	50	Straight	1980-1984
99999		Joshua Hoffman	1	Furry	2018?

Difficulty Levels

Easy: This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:

Libraries
Nursing homes
Any liberal's house
Public parks
Schools
- Even easier: elementary/primary schools
  - EVEN easier: Kindergartens. Yet to be done
Swimming pools
Britain
France
Germany
New Zealand
New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)

Medium: Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including James Holmes and Charles Whitman. Places include:

Hospitals
Malls
Rooftops
Colleges
Theatres
Train stations
Switzerland
Czech Republic
Austria
Italy
Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
Midwest (US Servers)

Nightmare Mode: Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were Major Malik Nadal Hasan, who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, and 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 in an Indonesian airport. Locations include:

Airports
Government offices
Gun stores / shows
Shooting ranges
International borders
Military bases
Police stations (as well as Doughnut shops by extension)
Texas
Florida
Israel
Walmart
Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)

How to Get The High Score

Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
Take some cues from Charles Whitman and start at home. By killing your mom and dad, you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife, but this is you we're talking about.
Play violent video games (Grand Theft Auto, Hitman, and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, etc). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 3, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand 1984 style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
DON'T USE A .22
In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
Shoot and/or stab people in the brainstem. Not the forebrain, nor anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women as opposed to adults and teenagers.
If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
Don't tell anyone about your plans and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive.
If you live in a country like the UK but want to inflict some lulz with a knife that would be worth more than 2 minutes of media coverage, pick the best locations and environments for the said weapon. For example, places with tighter quarters so that your victims won’t have much room to run or tackle you. These places include public transportation mainly.
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Tip

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Notable Losers

FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list. Typically under 14 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.

RANK	PLAYER	CONFIRMED KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR	COMMENTS
1	Ernst Wagner	14	11	N	1913	An oldfag schizo who went postal because he thought people would find out about his bestiality fetish.
2	Ramesh Sharma	14	9	N (Shot by cops)	1983	Some Pajeet who decided to shoot up a temple because he had a bad day.
3	Longo Dhendonga	14	9	N	2020	Soldier who went on a rampage after unsuccessfully trying to steal a woman's phone.
4	Patrick Sherrill	14	6	Y	1986	The OG shooter of the eighties. The coiner of a new term for going apeshit with guns at work. The one and only: Patrick Sherrill.
5	Genildo Ferreira de França	14	1	Y	1997	After being ousted as a fag by his wife and several others, in addition to other setbacks, he would later decide to come out in style - with 14 pwned victims and only 1 survivor to tell the tale.
6	Nidal Malik Hasan	13	30	N	2009	Tackled Nightmare mode in an attempt to gain the high-score, but got crippled by a feminist at the site. But at least he has 13 frags to his name.
7	Banda Khumalo	13	16	N (Shot by cops)	1977	Black cop who killed other black people. Just another Tuesday in Africa.
8	Alfred Ogwang	13	14	N	1994	Soldier who shot up a disco club the day after Christmas. Would've been a decent score for the Ugandan servers, but couldn't come close to Richard Komakech's sperg-out.
9	Unknown	13	10	Got away with it, LOL!	2016	Anon who shot up a club before creating a manhunt that is still going on to this day.
10	Jiverly Wong	13	4	Y	2009	A gook from Vietnam who decided to deport 13 fellow immigrants himself before eventually self-deporting; but not before trying to get his manifesto aired on TV in true Cho fashion.
11	Deng Guoxiang	13	3	Y	1982	Chinaman who shot up a bus station because he was accused of stealing or some shit.
12	David Gray	13	3	N (Shot by cops)	1990	Basement-dweller who was responsible for the second lulziest day in the history of the Land of Sheep-Fuckers.
13	Howard Unruh	13	3	N	1949	Flaming Homosexual who shot up the good old town of Camden, New Jersey. Former American Champion.
14	Ljubiša Bogdanović	13	1	Y	2013	Serbian patriot who killed his entire family because he had enough of their shit.
15	George Banks	13	1	N	1982	Dis niga kilt his familee n shiet.
16	James Holmes	12	70 (62 by Holmes)	N	2012	Created the most accurate Baneposting cosplay to date.
17	Mark Barton	12	13	Y	1999	Some delusional Mormon. Clubbed his family like a baby seal with a hammer before spewing a few one-liners and shooting people in both good and shitty areas.
18	Farda Gadirov	12	13	Y	2009	Some sand nigger who shot up an oil academy before an heroing. Presumably was influenced by Dumbfuckistan's quest for moar oil.
19	Wellington Menezes de Oliveira	12	12	Y	2011	Brazilian that continued Cho's legacy with a cowboy-style massacre at a local school using only revolvers.
20	Derrick Bird	12	11	Y	2010	Went GTA in Cumbria, England with a .22 Caliber bolt-action rifle and a 12 Gauge double barrel shotgun and did pretty decent.
21	Ian David Long	12	11 (1 by Long)	Y	2018	Developed the much anticipated sequel to Fallout: New Vegas. Reviews were mixed however, due to lack of originality and having a shorter campaign than its predecessor.
22	Aaron Alexis	12	8 (3 by Alexis)	N (Shot by cops)	2013	Some schizophrenic nigger who went for the high score armed with a sawed-off shotgun. Straight outta doom.
23	DeWayne Craddock	12	5	N {shot by cops)	2019	Gary Martin if he actually was a good shot. Unfortunately, he couldn't beat Cho on the Virginia servers. Tied with Aaron Alexis as highest scoring nigger shooter.
24	Sidnei Ramis de Araújo	12	3	Y	2016	Rang in the New Year the only way he could; by going for the High Score, because Karen took the kids.
25	Saeed Qashash	12	0	N	1998	Killed his family because they told him how much of a NEET he was for not passing the final exam.
26	Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez	11	7	N	2000	Shot up a club with an uzi because a bitch refused to dance with him.
27	James Pough	11	6	Y	1990	A nigger who went on an epic spree killing adventure. Before that, he murdered a friend of his in a fit of negronic rage. Had a fierce history of mental illness but was known as an extremely reliable worker. The latter aspect is almost unheard of among black people.
28	Bulelani Vukwana	11	6	Y	2002	Another failure at life who tried to copy Woo Bum-kon, only to crash and burn before an heroing. It's Africa, what else should you expect when niggers are involved.
29	Robert Bowers	11	6	N	2018	Cohencidentally shot up a synagogue a week and a half before the 2018 Midterm Elections. Did manage to hit double digits, but only because every kike he killed was over 50.
30	Manuel António Silva Ribeiro	11	0	N	2016	Disgruntled soldier who shot up a barracks, in the only African country not overrun with niggers. (EDIT: Apparently Portuniggers count as niggers.)
31	Chris Amanyire	10	25	Y	2014	Went on a Shooting Spree because of a argument over a woman and then became An Hero.
32	Abdullah Saleh Zaid al-Kohali	10	15	N	2008	Waded into a mosque and open fire, arrested and senetecned to death.
33	Dimitrious Pagourtzis	10	14 (13 by Pagourtzis)	N	2018	17-Year Old White Gangsta rap artist who went on a killing spree pwning n00bs at Santa Fe High School.
34	Mr. Saari	10	11 (1 by Saari)	Y	2008	An unoriginal faggot who copycatted Pekka's 2007 school shooting a year later and managed an extra two kills.
35	Hajula	10	10	N	1932	A Pino shotgunned 20 people before being killed by a group of soldiers 2 days later.
36	Michael McLendon	10	6	Y	2009	A hillbilly living in a very small town in the deep south. Wiped out several family members, went on a driving rampage, got into a shootout with the pigs and systematically became an hero, leaving his quiet little village with PTSD.
37	Tobias Rathjen	10	5	Y	2020	Another "alt-right" shooter, who took elements from Elliot Rodger and David Sonboly (with some 40-Year Old Virgin for good measure).
38	Patrick Okot Odoch	10	3	N	2013	Opened fire at a bar with an AK-47.
39	Christopher Thomas	10	0	N	1984	Executed 10 people in New York City.
40	Peter Karanja	10	0	N	2010	Kenyan cop with AIDS shot up 3 bars before failing to An Hero because he had run out of ammo.
41	Ahmad Al-Issa	10	0	N	2021	Schizo Muslim who shot up a supermarket, just mere days after Robert Aaron Long's spree.
42	Ali David Sonboly	9	36 (4 by Sonboly)	Y	2016	An Iranian-German who was fed up with the filthy turkroach infestation of Deutschland and decided to take matters into his own hands.
43	Connor Betts	9	27 (14 by Betts)	N (Shot by cops)	2019	Leftist retard who attempted to recreate David Long's shooting at a bar in California, the shooting happened just mere hours after the El Paso Walmart Shooting.
44	Gilbert Twigg	9	25	Y	1903	One of the first High Score holders in the Americunt servers. Would end up setting the precedent for all future High Scores, over 100 years later.
45	Ilnaz Galyaviev	9	23	N	2021	Copycat of Vladislav Roslyakov; did it because he "was God".
46	Clarence Bertucci	9	19	N	1945	American soldier who PWNs Kraut POWs at a camp in Utah.
47	Carel Johannes Delport	9	19	N	1992	Low IQ retard who successfully brought the spirit of Apartheid to the nig-citizens of Ladysmith. Was released in 2014 after being v& and being sentenced to only 22 years in prison.
48	Mark Essex	9	13	N (Shot by cops)	1973	This motherfucker shot up a police station and took out nearly a dozen filthy pigs. God bless this man's soul!
49	Chris Harper-Mercer	9	7	Y	2015	"Do you believe in god?"
50	Dipendra of Nepal	9	5	Y	2001	Proof that even fucking royalty can go for the High Score.
51	Jeff Weise	9	5	Y	2005	A traumatized goth Injun fatass. Slaughtered his family, crashed into his former school, and came close to surpassing Columbine if not for a surprisingly fast police reaction time, especially for a Native American reservation. Like Chris Mercer and the Columbine fags, Jeff asked his victims if they believed in God.
52	Marciano Contaoe	9	4	N	1988	Drunken Pino started shooting glasses off of tables and then started shooting people.
53	Shawkat Fouad Shakar	9	3	N	1991	Went on the rampage to avenge the death of his parents and his brother.
54	Satan Claus	9	3	Y	2008	Gave us the lulziest Christmas evar!
55	Mark Chahal	9	2	Y	1996	Indian-Canuck who killed 9 family members then became An Hero.
56	Mile Matic	9	1	Y (in prison)	1986	Some schizo prison guard who flipped his lid because his brother(in law) interrupted his Minecraft session. Realizing he wouldn't get out of the loony bin alive, he decided to cut his life sentence short in 1994.
57	Dylann Storm Roof	9	1	N	2015	An ugly, traumatized, retarded-sounding crusader in the southern USA. He killed Christfag niggers at a church before being V& by the pigs.
58	Samuel Cassidy	9	0	Y	2021	Another workplace shooting, this time at a railyard.
59	Victor Ernest Hoffman	9	0	N	1967	Insane Canuck who PWNd 9 memebers of a family in Saskatchewan.
60	Sergey Egorov	9	0	N	2017	Got his feelings hurt because he got caught bullshitting about serving in the army, so he showed them that "he can still shoot"
61	Mazen Harfoush	9	0	N	2020	Killed his wife, then 8 other dudes she was gangbanging on the side (including his own brother!)
62	Richard Durn	8	19	Y (Rage quit the day after getting v&)	2002	Leftist retard who tried to copy the Zug Massacre, but failed miserably. Definitely read way too much Nietzsche.
63	Pekka-Eric Auvinen	8	13 (1 by Auvinen)	Y	2007	Some retarded, delusional Eric Harris wannabe that killed 8 people as well as firing rounds at inanimate objects for an hour before becoming An Hero.
64	Joseph Wesbecker	8	12	Y	1989	Shot up some paper plant he worked at because they were "conspiring against him". Bonus points for causing massive amounts of butthurt directed at Big Pharma (he was high as shit on Prozac).
65	Ronald Bae	8	12	N (Shot by cops)	2013	Killed some fags. His maid was v& for assisting in his shooting spree.
66	Alaa Abu Dhaim	8	11	N (Shot by civilian)	2008	Palestinian who tried to play on Nightmare mode at an Israeli school. Did pretty decent, going 8/11 before his spree got cut short. AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIGHER SCORE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING JEWS!!
67	Rolando Mendoza	8	9	N (Shot by cops)	2010	Cop who got fired and decided that the best way to get his job back was to take a bus hostage and threaten to murder them. Eventually shot up the bus and got sniped.
68	Gian Luigi Ferri	8	6	Y	1993	Some wop who caused massive amounts of butthurt by getting 8 noobs rekt 34 stories up
69	Ridvan Zykaj	8	6	N	2018	His family accused him of stealing turkeys, so he stole their lives. Trolled the country of Albania even further by taunting the Prime Minister on Facebook while on the run.
70	Robert Hawkins	8	6 (4 by Hawkins)	Y	2007	Some emo-looking faggot. Stole his daddy's AK and shot a couple of magazines worth of ammo at people before becomingAn Hero.
71	Frank Vitkovic	8	5	Y	1987	Shot people at an office building purely out of psychopathic boredom. Seriously, you should've read his diary.
72	Brandon Scott Hole	8	5	Y	2021	Crazy fuck who shot up a FedEx warehouse, all in the name of Applejack
73	Suleiman Khater	8	4	Y (in prison)	1985	Egyptian soldier who PWNd Israeli tourists in the Siani Peninsular.
74	Stephanus Swart	8	3	Y	1927	Killed his wife and then went on a random Spree.
75	Carl Robert Brown	8	3	N (Shot AND run over by civilians)	1982	Florida Man goes berserk at welding store for fucking up his bike. Would've potentially made it out safely to the school he taught to continue his rampage, but he got shot & run over by two civies that were nearby.
76	Robert Steward	8	3	N	2009	Extra credit for doing it at a nursing home.
77	Moses Katwesigye	8	3	N	2016	Another mad soldier in Bongo Bongo Land.
78	Mohsin Yahya Munassar Al-Hilal	8	2	N	2003	Yemeni who went on a Shooting Spree at a mosque.
79	Omar Thornton	8	2	Y	2010	Killed white people in a fit of negronic rage because he got fired (ironically enough, he got fired for stealing).
80	Gildardo Urrego	8	1	N	1977	Colombian who massacred 9 members of a family on Christmas Eve.
81	Scott Dekraai	8	1	N	2011	Shot his ex-wife because she was a bitch, then pwned 7 more noobs at a hair salon before getting V& by the pigs.
82	Spencer Hight	8	1	N (shot by cops)	2017	Shot his ex-wife and 7 other randoms during a handegg watching party.
83	Robert Aaron Long	8	1	N	2021	Possibly the most extreme case of post-nut clarity we have ever seen. Probably felt bad after reading the bible post-fap.
84	Phu Lam	8	0	Y	2014	Canuck Gook killed members of his family before becoming An Hero.
85	Willie Godbolt	8	0	N	2017	A man that wasn't fit to live. Shot and killed a pig and 7 others before he was shot and apprehended after being treated for his wound.
86	Seth Ator	7	22	N (Shot by cops)	2019	Actually went GTA in Texas, but only after having to improvise because his initial plan failed.
87	Julian Knight	7	19	N	1987	Successfully went GTA on the Australian servers, only to be outdone by Frank Vitkovic 4 months later. Attempted to an hero, but he ran out of ammo.
88	William Ray Bonner	7	9	N	1973	Another nigger who went on a GTA killing spree, this time in Los Angeles.
89	Richard Farley	7	4	N	1988	A complete fucking creep who tried to kill a girl he stalked for years before (spoiler alert: she didn't die).
90	One L. Goh	7	3	N	2012	Realizing that he'll forever remain a NEET due to mounting college debt, he did the only thing he could do; attempt to outscore Cho. Although he failed miserably, he caused a decent amount of butthurt in Oakland. (UPDATE: Goh is ded as of March 20, 2019; possible prison An Hero)
91	Rodrick Dantzler	7	2	Y	2011	After realizing that bitches really aren't shit, he decided to bust a cap in every one of his Baby Mamas and his illegitimate children before leading police on an epic chase!
92	Isaac Obua	7	2	N (shot dead)	2016	Another soldier from Bongo Bongo Land and yet another shooting.
93	Abel Klemmensen	7	1	N	1990	Brought some excitement to a New Year's party in the iced-out shithole formally known as Greenland.
94	Edmund Wilsdorf	7	0	Y	1907	Kraut who shot dead his wife a 6 children before becoming An Hero.
95	John Etter Clark	7	0	Y	1956	Canuck politician who went on a rampage and then became An Hero.
96	Leonard Hogue	7	0	Y	1965	Dirty cop who stole $1.2 million dollars in a daring heist, except that the money was completely worthless because it was all hole punched. Realizing that he fucked up a simple job, and that the real cops are closing in, he decided to seppuku his wife and 6 kids, each with a Magnum headshot, before finally choosing death over dishonor.
97	Jennifer San Marco	7	0	Y	2006	The only woman man enough to kill more than 3 people in a shooting, probably because she targeted azns, darkies and spics.
98	Nordine Amrani	6	125	Y	2011	Some Belgian guy who sprayed bullets from a rooftop onto shoppers with a FN FAL before an heoring. Also tried to rape and then killed a maid at his flat before going amok.
99	Colin Ferguson	6	19	N	1993	The nigger version of Dylann Roof, with a bit of Jared Loughner thrown in for good measure. Unlike his cracker counterpart, the liberal faggots in NY gave him reduced sentences because of BLACK OPPRESSION.
100	Alexandre Bissonnette	6	19	N	2017	Canadian gamer that leveled up.
101	Tristan van der Vlis	6	17	Y	2011	God-hating bitch that went an hero with 2 pistols and a .22 rifle. He drew guns and was inspired by Columbine.
102	Jared Lee Loughner	6	14 (13 by Loughner)	N	2011	A schizo. Tried to assassinate a person that didn't answer his question by shooting her in the head but failing hard due to him using FMJ and aiming for the Forebrain before getting what he deserved which was getting apprehended by various people while trying to reload.
103	Elliot Rodger	6	13	Y	2014	A tiny dick Brit-Azn butthurt because he was still a virgin at 22.
104	Doug Williams	6	8	Y	2003	Set out to improve workplace efficiency by firing all of the lazy black people working at the factory.
105	Wade Michael Page	6	3	Y	2012	A Neo-Nazi retard that tried to kill Jews - by shooting up a Sikh church.
106	Jason Dalton	6	2	N	2016	A fatass Uber driver that did some drive-bys.
107	Kyle Huff	6	2	Y	2006	Goth fatass who filled degenerate ravers with buckshot before an heroing.
108	Tyler Peterson	6	1	Y	2007	Cop who killed his ex-gf and 5 others at a pizza party, all because they laughed at his dumb ass.
109	Dmitry Vinogradov	6	1	N	2012	One of the few Russian shooters.
110	Phillip Adams	6	0	Y	2021	Former handegg player who pulled a Chris Benoit on a doctor, his family, and two other randoms.
111	Patrick Purdy	5	32	Y	1989	80s version of Adam Lanza.
112	Stephen Kazmierczak	5	23	Y	2008	A severely depressed bisexual faggot with shitty taste in women as well as shot placement. Tried to copy Cho but wasn't Azn enough.
113	Chérif Chekatt	5	11	N (Shot by police)	2018	Muslim fag kills 5 at some gay ass Christmas market and steals some taxi and later is killed by cops
114	Micah Xavier Johnson	5	9	N (Blown the fuck up by cops)	2016	A Black Lives Matter acolyte from Texas. Set out to kill white cops, and succeeded.
115	Gary Montez Martin	5	7 (6 by Martin)	N (Shot by cops)	2019	Postal - Illinois Expansion pack. Bonus points for wounding cops, even though that didn't stick.
116	Esteban Santiago	5	6	N	2017	A Spic schizo. Played on Nightmare Mode in a Fort Lauderdale airport, but ran out of ammo and got V&.
117	Charles Roberts	5	5	Y	2006	Extra credit for doing it at an Amish schoolhouse.
118	Sulejman Talović	5	4	N (Shot by cops)	2007	Some Bosnian guy who put on a trenchcoat and used a cheap shotgun (using birdshot) and a .38 revolver to shoot a few people in a mall before getting shot by pigs. Family was Muslim. However, the police said he wasn't motivated by Terrorism.
119	John Samir Zawahri	5	4 (2 by Zawahri)	N (Cops pwned him)	2013	You want more proof that gun control don't work for niggers? There's your fucking proof.
120	Euler Fernando Grandolpho	5	3	Y	2018	Depressed loner who shot up a church during Mass. Caused additional butthurt because he went for the High Score mere hours before Chérif Chekatt, so everyone thought it was the work of a sand nigger.
121	Jason Nightengale	5	2	N (Killed by police)	2021	A crazy nigga from Chiraq who kicked off 2021 with a bang. If anyone though 2021 was going to be different than 2020, they'd be dead wrong.
122	Jarrod Ramos	5	2	N	2018	Some angry mutt who rekt 5 journalists with a shotgun. Bonus points for causing massive amounts of butthurt among liberals.
123	John Robert Neumann Jr.	5	0	Y	2017	A discharged soldier. Shot people in the head at Fiamma days prior to the 1 year anniversary of Pulse.
124	Anthony Ferrill	5	0	Y	2020	Literal carbon copy of Omar Thornton. Also is one of only two Americunt High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks Corona-chan!!).
125	Arcan Cetin	5	0	Y (In prison)	2016	A Leftist turkroach used his Call Of Duty MLG Noscope Skillz to rek 5 noobz in the makeup department of a mall in Washington with a Ruger 10/22, sparked a manhunt. Evaded police for almost a day before being caught.
126	Zephen Xavier	5	0	N	2019	Ventilated women at a Florida bank before having a bout of Troll's Remorse, and V& himself.
127	Kip Kinkel	4	25	N	1998	Some retarded-looking crybaby schizo. Killed his mommy and daddy, then managed to kill 2 people before getting tackled while reloading after spamming shit at people which resulted in him being dog-piled and thrown into the slammer for life which finally led to him getting sausage up his ass.
128	Kujtim Fejzullai	4	23	N (Killed by police)	2020	Radical muzzie who Aloha Snackbar'd just hours before Corona Lockdown 2: Electric Boogaloo. Because what would the absolute shitshow that was 2020 be without some old-fashioned Islamic terrorism?
129	Martin Peyerl	4	7	Y	1999	The closest we will ever get to a German Charles Whitman, some 16 year old kraut fucker shot at people from his bedroom with his daddy's firearms before an'heroing in a bathtub
130	Nathan Gale	4	7	N (Shot by cops)	2004	Butthurt meathead who shot his former idol Dimebag Darrel. Ended up getting bored and got 3 more kills before getting his head Kurt Cobain'd by the cops.
131	Randan Fontaine	4	7	N	2016	Kid who chimped-out at La Loche Community School.
132	Matthew Murray	4	5	Y	2007	A guy who had 2 pistols and an AR15 clone but only got 4 kills.
133	Jaylen Fryberg	4	3	Y	2014	A butthurt drama queen Injun normie jock. Stole his daddy's .40 and shot people at a table before some cunt tried to stop his ass which led to him shooting himself in the neck.
134	Joaquin Roman	4	2	Y	2020	Sperged out at a gas station after attempting (and failing) to copy Seth Ator. Only reason this sperg-out made national news was due to the Cop Killer bonus this scorer accrued. Also is one of only two Americunt High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks Corona-chan!!).
135	Travis Reinking	4	2	N	2018	Schizo retard who shot up a Waffle House with an AR15 wearing only a jacket. Some dude took the rifle from him which made him take off the jacket and run away completely naked.
136	Maurice Clemmons	4	1	N (Shot by cops)	2009	A nigger who should've been executed for his many crimes, but instead was given clemency by none other than Mike Huckabee. He celebrated his newfound freedom by chimping out on 4 random pigs who dindu nuffin.
137	Kori Ali Muhammad	4	0	N	2017	A hater of white people. Shot people in multiple places with a revolver before getting V&.
138	Ivan Lopez	3	16	Y	2014	FUCKING FORT HOOD AGAIN! SERIOUSLY!
139	Santino William Legan	3	12	Y	2019	Decided to shoot up a garlic festival of all places.
140	George Sodini	3	9	Y	2009	A guy desperate to have a woman in his life decided to shoot up a Gold's Gym while Latin dance music played.
141	Mohammed Alshamrani	3	8	N (Shot by cops)	2019	Fort Hood copycat who tried to record his spree Brenton Tarrant style. Ended up paying none of the homage and getting double the failure.
142	Michael Carneal	3	5	N (Surrendered to principal, then later cops)	1997	A Schizo autistic nerd that was bullied a fuckton of times by kids (most notably jocks) that he decided he was gonna bring a shitload of guns and ammo to school and act on his Basketball Diaries/NBK fantasies. Only used a shit .22 caliber Ruger pistol which resulted in a low kill count. He then pussied out like a faggot to the principal.
143	Timothy Hendron	3	5	Y	2011	Another workplace shooter that failed to take Patrick Sherril's score
144	Mateus Da Costa Meira	3	4	N	1999	A fat fuck who fancied himself "pure evil", but really just spent all his time in his window-less apartment room wageslaving. This desperate suine even got into cocaine to lose some weight, which only made him go Aurora in his local movie theater. He didn't even got to an hero himself due to being tackled by a random HUE! Fat people, amirite?
145	Snochia Moseley	3	3	Y	2018	The first black tranny player, clearly added to the game to meet the diversity quotas of The Current Year.
146	Amy Bishop	3 (One of the injured had a heart attack 7 years after)	3	N	2010	An attempt by a woman to get onto both the School Shooting & Workplace Shooting leader-boards, that failed miserably, proving that women can't shoot for shit.
147	Justin Bourque	3	2	N	2014	A Cancuck who went on a cop-killing spree in Moncton, Canada. Led the cops on a manhunt for over 24 hours. Bonus points for letting them call for backup.
148	TJ Lane	3	2	N	2012	One of the lulziest failures around. Broke out of jail in 2014 only to be recaptured.
149	Cedric Anderson	3	1	Y	2017	A Navy veteran with a criminal history. Shot his special ED teacher wife and two students before becoming an hero.
150	Allen Christopher Ivanov	3	1	N (Tried to flee to Oregon but was arrested)	2016	A spoiled butthurt teen decided to shoot up a house party after seeing his ex-girlfriend with another man.
151	Noah Jacob Harpham	3	1	N (Shot by cops)	2015	A Christfag. Shot up a street in Colorado, then got pwnt by cops.
152	Thomas Hartless	3	0	Y	2017	A woman-beater with a long criminal record. Shot up a nursing home. One of the victims was a pig.
153	Randy Robert Stair	3	0	Y	2017	A retarded Columbiner tranny. Shot up a grocery store with two sawed-off shotguns when the store closed.
154	Anonymous	2	14-17	N	2016	Pulled off a shitty sequel to the Pulse Nightclub Massacre.
155	Gabe Parker	2	14	N	2018	Broke up with his tuba.
156	Faisal Hussain	2	13	Y	2018	Some schizo muzzie who failed miserably at going GTA, only scoring 2 kills before becoming An hero.
157	David Katz	2	11 (10 by Katz)	Y	2018	Threw a temper tantrum because he lost a fucking video game.
158	Brenda Ann Spencer	2	9	N	1979	Lesbian teen who pulled off a shitty massacre from her house because she hated Mondays.
159	John Russel Houser	2	9	Y	2015	Another generic mentally-ill faggot who went postal at a movie theater which caused the unfunny fatass Amy Schumer to get triggered and spout ignorant and stupid-ass gun control shit.
160	Jim David Adkisson	2	7	N	2008	Shot leftards and commielovers at his local Church in Tennessee. And to that, we at ED send our thanks towards him.
161	Huan Yun Xiang	2	5	N	2002	V-Tech Massacre: Ausfailian Edition.
162	Jacob Robida	2	4	Y	2006	Neo-Nazi juggalo who tried to pull a Pulse Nightclub at a gay bar, but only inflicted 4 injuries. Later killed some cop and a whore he picked up to get some points.
163	Scott Beierle	2	4	Y	2018	Tried to channel the spirit of George Hennard in his incel-fueled campaign against women. Unfortunately, he got shafted with George Sodini instead, and him miserably failing only gave feminists more reasons to laugh at men.
164	Hesham Mohamed Hadayet	2	4	N (Shot by cops)	2002	Failed to Aloha Snackbar at LAX. Specifically targeted an Israeli airline in hopes of garnering sympathy for Palestine.
165	Man Haron Monis	2	4	N (Shot by cops)	2014	Attacked a chocolate cafe and terrorized hostages for 16 hours before getting owned by the pigs.
166	Nathaniel Jouett	2	4	N	2017	Crybaby shoots up a library and has regrets after realizing its gonna be eternity buttsecks
167	Nathaniel Berhow	2	3	Y	2019	Sperged out on his shitty high school as a nice birthday present for himself.
168	Jesse Osborne	2	3	N	2016	Killed his dad and attempted to pull off a sequel to Sandy Hook, failed miserably.
169	James Paul Diaz	2	3	N	2014	Another California man attempting to out-score Cho.
170	Stephan Balliet	2	3 (2 by Balliet)	N	2019	Neo-Nazi wannabe who tried to follow the path of St. Tarrant by shooting up a synagogue - and somehow fucked up even more than John Earnest. Managed to livestream the attack, in spite of his other failures. Watch the shitty gameplay footage here!
171	Flemming Nielsen	2	2	Y	1994	Denmarkish old-fag that tried to go Postal on the College that he worked in, but was too much a sperg to properly plan his massacre and got only two frags.
172	Jeremy Patterson	2	2	Y	2017	A revenge-seeker. Rammed his vehicle into his ex-girlfriend's vehicle and began shooting her and her kids before becoming an hero.
173	Larry Gordon	2	2	N (Shot by cops)	2016	Michigan convict going to a court appearance when he broke free and killed two bailiffs. Tried to take hostages but bailed for no reason and was shot by the piggies while escaping.
174	Keith Luke	2	1	Y (After conviction)	2013	Attempted to purify his cheap and shitty town of Brockton, but failed miserably.
175	Vester Lee Flanagan II	2	1	Y (After a chase by local pigs)	2015	Virginian nigger fag decides to go postal on his former coworkers/news reporters for being racist, with 8 shots from a Glock and POV footage of the deed. Gaze upon his work and take notes future high scorers.
176	Sergey Gordeyev	2	1	N	2014	Hostage taker and cop killer, who latter pussed out and surrendered to the cops, all thanks to voices in his head.
177	Kyle Rittenhouse	2	1	N	2020	Zoomer patriot who slotted a couple of Antifa soyboys at a BLM riot in Wisconsin; in "self-defense" of course ;)
178	Ulysses Cribbs	1	25	N	1977	A nigger dumb enough to think that buckshot could kill anyone at long range; even while shooting up a crowded nightclub. It's honestly a miracle that he managed to kill anyone at all.
179	Kimveer Gill	1	19	Y	2006	An Indian Eric Harris wannabe gothfag. Went to a college and shot people randomly with a shitty hangfire carbine before taking someone hostage which resulted in him accidentally shooting himself in the arm which made him become an hero.
180	Edmar Aparecido Freitas	1	8	Y	2003	He was so terminally fat that his chalories drove him insane and blood-lusty, lol!
181	Devon Erickson and Maya McKinney	1	8	N, N.	2019	Imagine the Columbine killers. Now image them as autistic tranny faggots. Now give them handguns. That is your end result.
182	Henry Bello	1	6	Y	2017	A revenge-seeking nigger. Shot 7 people at a hospital before shooting himself.
183	Jason Rodriguez	1	5	N	2009	Follow up of the Fort Hood Shooting
184	James Alan Kearby	1	3	N	1985	Some bullied little kid who brought a gun to school, got noticed carrying the gun and some dumb fuck asked if it was for a school project. Surprisingly, he did manage to pwn the prinicpal and was released on his 21st birthday.
185	Federico Guevara Elizondo	1	3	Y	2017	Spic who got a .22 revolver and tried to kill people with headshots, but only killed 1 person. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting suicide. Watch the shitty gameplay footage here!
186	Daniil Zasorin	1	3	Y	2019	Tried to copy the massive success his fellow slav Vlad obtained a year ago, but with firearms only. You can figure out how well his plan went.
187	Michael Zehaf-Bibeau	1	3	N (Shot by cops)	2014	Typical muslim that tried to assassinate the Canadian prime minister with somebody's grandpa's lever rifle. Got owned by some RCMP officer who is then promoted to an ambassador.
188	Caleb Sharpe	1	3	N	2017	Edgy, notable young school shooter. Got pwn'd by a school security guard and later V&'d.
189	John Earnest	1	3	N	2019	22-year-old fag who attempted to create a sequel to the Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom and send a message to the ZOG. The only message he ended up sending was that he can't aim for shit.
190	Raoul Moat	1	2 (1 later committed suicide)	Y	2010	Chav who shot his ex, her boyfriend and a cop because she said her boyfriend was a cop to scare him even though she knew he hated the cops.
191	Larry Rosenberg	1	2	Y	2016	77-year-old nursing home resident that had issues with the "damn poker gambling" others were participating in.
192	Alvaro Castillo	1	2	N (Got V& by the piggies)	2006	Yet another degenerate loser who jacked off to the Columbine killers and failed miserably to surpass their legacy. Blasted his abusive dad and went to his old school where he set off some firecrackers and shot at objects before getting tackled.
193	Adam Purinton	1	2	N	2017	An Injun hater. Got triggered by the sight of them and decided to shoot them while yelling "Get outta my country".
194	Jose Reyes	1	2	Y	2013	Some 12 year old autistic spic that attempted to pull a Columbine at his middle school
195	Robert Butler Jr.	1	1	Y	2011	Some nigger who shot his principal.
196	Peter Reeve	1	1	Y	2012	Wannabe Derrick Bird. Tried shooting his neighbors, failed and shot an off-duty pig before becoming An Hero in a graveyard.
197	Philip Manshaus	1	1	N	2019	Tried to invoke the spirit of Saint Tarrant by shooting up a mosque on Breivik's home turf. Only one problem: IT WAS FUCKING EMPTY!!!! Oh Philip, Breivheart is very disappointed in you.
198	Brandon McInerney	1	0	N	2008	Killed a tranny classmate who was hitting on him during a computer lab class before fleeing and later being arrested.
199	Gene Evin Atkins	1	0	N	2018	Held some NPC's hostage at a Trader Joe's in California.
200	Steve Stephens	1	0	Y	2017	Got mad after being bankrupt and losing his girlfriend and went on a "rampage", only killing a elderly man of the same race on Facebook. After being spotted in Pennsylvania, he an hero'd after a brief chase that only lasted 2 miles. Can you say Joy Lane?
201	Anthony Powell‎	1	0	Y	2009	Decided to shoot some nigger bitch who was on YouTube, in the name of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
202	Robert Mone	1	0	N	1967	Took a classroom hostage with a shotgun at his old school and molested some girls. When the teacher told him to stop, he shot her in the face. Later broke out of a mental hospital with another inmate and increased his kill count.

Absolute Fucking Failures

These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a single kill! They are the Polygon of real life.

RANK		LOSER	MISSED SHOTS	RAGE QUIT	YEAR	COMMENTS
1		David Young and Doris Young	79	N	1986	Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming.
2		Sebastian Bosse	37	Y	2006	An Eric Harris wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all.
3		Unknown	28+ (25 by the perpetrator)	N	2017	A person tried to yet again replicate Pulse and failed profusely.
4		Unknown 18 year old	16	N	1968	Some 18 year old Canadian who stabbed 16 girls' legs with a pen knife that had a 2 inch blade.
5		Georg R.	15	N (Injured by polizei)	2009	Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing.
6		Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze	15	N (Stabbed each other but didn't die)	2018	Two Ruskie gay lovers who tried to recreate Columbine at a school in Russia and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, then getting into an argument and stabbing each other.
7		Abdul Razak Ali Artan	11	N	2016	Some ISIS Cock-smoking mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at Ohio State University, stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack.
8		Natasha K. and the other two girls	7	N	2018	13 year old girl shot with a pneumatic revolver in school. Russian female Columbine copycats.
9		Dominick Maldonado	6	N	2005	A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed.
10		Anthony "T.J." Solomon	6	N	1999	A month after the lulzy attack at Columbine, Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students in shitty parts of the body. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs.
11		James Hodgkinson	6	N	2017	Jared Lee Loughner wannabe, tried to assassinate House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and kill as many Republicans as he could, but failed miserably.
12		Aleksandrs I.	6	N (Injured by polizei)	2017	Swiss nazi-obsessed faggot who attacked some people with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot.
13		Anton Bichivin	6	N (Attempted)	2018	Some Columbine-obsessed Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and tried to an hero with an axe but failed. Wore a KMFDM t-shirt during the attack.
14		Seth Trickey	5	N	1999	Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun.
15		Lamar Moore	4	N (Shot by cops)	2011	Died bravely in a line of fire by police inside a police station after he brought a shotgun in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at point-blank range. He was falsely accused by The Man of kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl, when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is.
16		Asa Coon	4	Y	2007	He was punched by a nigger, shot people in really shitty places, and became An Hero. To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse. Here is the shitty gameplay footage.
17		Jacob Robida	4	Y	2006	Neo-Nazi juggalo who injured 1 person with a hatchet and 3 people with a gun at a gay bar before becoming an hero.
18	23px	Dimitris Patmanidis	3	Y	2009	A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero.
19		Nasim Aghdam	3	Y	2018	Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself.
20		Armando Hernandez Jr.	3	N	2020	Attempted to Snapchat his killing spree.....during a goddamn pandemic.
21		Edgar Robles	2	N	2014	A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus.
22		Marissa Wallen	2	N	2017	21-year-old hooker who somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots after giving her bad oral sex.
23		Mason Campbell	2	N	2014	Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, randomly firing everywhere, before being tackled and shackled.
24		Neil MacInnis	2	N	2013	4chan Post
24		Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet]]	2	N (Shot by civilian)	2021	Fort Hood 3: 2 is better than 1- oh wait, this guy was worse than Tranny fucking Phantom.
25		Austin Wayne Rollins	2	N (Shot by cops)	2018	Some nerd shot his ugly oneitis and some other kid before getting shot by a pig.
26		Artem Tagirov	2	N (Allegedly attempted suicide by slitting own throat)	2018	Russian kid that stabbed a couple people and set his teacher on fire. All in all, another normal day in Russia.
27		Mondrone Shooters	2	N, N	2018	Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded Zoomers, decided to follow on Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it.
28		David Mota Nogueira	1	Y	2011	A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK.
29		Floyd Lee Corkins	1	N	2012	Inspired by the SPLC, he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces.
30		Mikhail Pivnev (alias: Mike Klebold	1 (3 others were injured by jumping out of windows)	N	2017	Some Columbiner Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested.
31		Robert Gladden Jr.	1	N	2012	An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria.
32		Jon Romano	1	N	2004	A bullied outcast fascinated by Columbine. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison.
33		Ilya Ivanistov	1	Y	2018
34		Florian Klein	1	Y	2003	A 16-year-old Satanist who shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh before committing suicide.
35		Mikese Morse	1	N	2018	Former Olympic Track Star goes Bat Shit Insane and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car.
35.5		Brandon Clegg	0	Y	2019	Autistic troglodyte who decided to pwn some noobs with some of the Fortnite experience he gained because he has nothing else to do with his pathetic life. Eventually did some PvP with the cops before becoming an hero
36		Sol Pais	0	Y	2019	Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up Columbine High School. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she pussied out and shot herself in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level.
37		Charles Landeros	0	N (Shot by cops)	2019	Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd.
38		Brian Isaack Clyde	0	N (Shot by cops)	2019	2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared.
39		Lindsay Souvannarath	0	N	2015	Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested due to posting about her plan on tumblr, and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower.
40		Liam Lyburd	0	N	2014	Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a Glock he bought on the Deep Web but was stopped hours before he was going to do it due to posting threats on Facebook.
41		Lloyd Gunton	0	N	2017	Another Britfag who tried to commit mass murder, this time for ISIS at a Justin Bieber concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some Westminster-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables.
42		Ethan Stables	0	N	2017	Faggot who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a machete attack at a gay bar. Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker Travis Bickle committed his shootings.
43		Dylan Schumaker	0 (A child died.)	N	2013	He bricked a poor 23-month old toddler to death. Now he's suffering the same fate as the above, the only difference being he doesn't have a pussy. He's turned into one!
44		Angel Granados	0	N	2019	Autistic spic who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker.
45		Willem Van Spronsen^⚧	?	N (Shot by cops)	2019	Anarchist Boomer liberal tranny Antifa member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival.
0		You	0	N (sadly)	The current year	Soon...hopefully. Don't disappoint us...

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Bomberman

Microsoft Flight Simulator

Carmageddon

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Plague Inc.

Great Prophet(s)

Fire Emblem

Tactical Espionage Action

Trauma Center

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