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Behold, the most treasured and infamous of all rankings in human civilization. From depressed loners to religious extremists, below are the names of the individuals who have achieved the most kills in modern history. They are proof of how depraved and batshit crazy humanity can become, and they will forever be etched into the annals of bad memories. Oh, and for fuck's sake, don't try to get yourself on this list, retard.
Contents
- 1 FPS, Single Player
- 2 FPS, Multi-Player
- 3 Bomberman
- 4 Microsoft Flight Simulator
- 5 Carmageddon
- 6 Sid Meier's Civilization
- 7 Plague Inc.
- 8 Great Prophet(s)
- 9 Fire Emblem
- 10 Tactical Espionage Action
- 11 Trauma Center
- 12 Hack'N'Slash
- 13 Difficulty Levels
- 14 How to Get The High Score
- 15 Tip
- 16 Notable Losers
- 17 Absolute Fucking Failures
- 18 King of all losers
- 19 See Also
FPS, Single Player
The VIP club of the 21st century gold standard of murder. These 50 persons hold the highest number of kills by a single gunman. Every year, a new inductee vies for a place in the club and must oust one member. This constant struggle for membership guarantees a virtuous cycle of lulz that appears to have no end in sight.
Please note that as of now, the club is comprised entirely of men, so if there's one glass ceiling that feminists should strive to break, it's this one.
RANK | PLAYER | KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | EFFICIENCY7 | |
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Anders Behring Breivik6 15px | 69 (67 by Breivik)4 | 110 (32 by Breivik) | N | 2011 | ≤69.7% |
2 | ![]() |
Stephen Paddock 15px | 60 | 867 (411 by Paddock) | Y | 2017 | 12.7% |
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Woo Bum-kon6 15px | 56 | 35 | Y | 1982 | 61.5% |
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Brenton Tarrant 15px | 51 | 49 (39 by Tarrant) | N | 2019 | 56.7% |
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Omar Mateen | 49 | 53 | N1 | 2016 | 48% |
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Abdulkadir Masharipov | 39 | 79 | N | 2017 | 33.1% |
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Seifeddine Rezgiui Yacoubi | 38 | 39 | N1 | 2015 | 49.4% |
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William Unek | 36 | 30+ | N1 | 1957 | ≤54.5% |
9 | ![]() |
Martin Bryant | 35 | 23 | N | 1996 | 60.3% |
10 | ![]() |
Ahmed Ibragimov | 35 | 20+ | N2 | 1999 | ≤63.6% |
11 | ![]() |
Cho Seung-Hui | 32 | 23 (17 by Cho) | Y | 2007 | 65.3% |
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Jakrapanth Thomma | 30 | 57 | N1 | 2020 | 34.5% |
13 | ![]() |
Mutsuo Toi | 30 | 3 | Y | 1938 | 90.9% |
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Baruch Goldstein | 29 | 125 | N2 | 1994 | 18.8% |
15 | ![]() |
Campo Elías Delgado | 29 | 12 | N1 | 1986 | 70.7% |
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Tian Mingjian | 28 | 47 | N1 | 1994 | 37.3% |
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Adam Lanza | 27 | 2 | Y | 2012 | 93.1% |
18 | ![]() |
Devin Patrick Kelley | 263 | 20 | Y | 2017 | 56.5% |
19 | ![]() |
Richard Komakech | 26 | 13 | N2 | 1994 | 66.7% |
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George Hennard | 23 | 27 (19 by Hennard) | Y | 1991 | 54.8% |
21 | ![]() |
Patrick Crusius | 23 | 23 | N | 2019 | 50% |
22 | ![]() |
Abbas al-Baqir Abbas | 22-27 | 31 | N1 | 2000 | 41.5-46.6% |
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Gabriel Wortman | 22 | 2 | N1 | 2020 | 91.7% |
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Unknown | 22 | ? | N1 | 1994 | ≤100% |
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James Huberty | 213 | 19 | N1 | 1984 | 52.5% |
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Unknown | 21 | ? | Y | 1983 | ≤100% |
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Vladislav Roslyakov6 | 20 | 70 | Y | 2018 | 22.2% |
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Giuseppe Marco Fieschi | 18 | 22 | N | 1835 | 45% |
29 | ![]() |
Charles Whitman | 173 | 31 | N1 | 1966 | 35.4% |
30 | ![]() |
Nikolas Cruz | 175 | 17 | N | 2018 | 50% |
31 | ![]() |
Thomas Hamilton | 17 | 15 | Y | 1996 | 53.1% |
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Peter Grachev | 17 | 3 | N | 1925 | 85% |
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Unknown | 16 | 60 | ? | 1978 | 21.1% |
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Michael Ryan | 16 | 15 | Y | 1987 | 51.6% |
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Sanurip | 16 | 11 | N | 1996 | 59.3% |
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Robert Bales | 16 | 6 | N | 2012 | 72.7% |
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Ronald Simmons | 16 | 4 | N | 1987 | 80% |
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Robert Steinhäuser | 16 | 1 | Y | 2002 | 94.1% |
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Tim Kretschmer | 15 | 9 | Y | 2009 | 62.5% |
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Abd el Maleck | 15 | 9 | N | 1945 | 62.5% |
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Christian Dornier | 15 | 7 | N | 1989 | 68.2% |
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Éric Borel | 15 | 4 | Y | 1995 | 78.9% |
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Taian Gong | 15 (12 by Gong)4 | 0 | N | 1999 | 125% |
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Vladislav Chelah | 15 | 0 | N | 2012 | 100% |
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Mohammad Zaman | 15-16 | ? | Y | 2009 | ≤100% |
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Omar Abdul Razeq Abdullah Rifai | 15 | ? | N1 | 2013 | ≤100% |
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Unknown | 14-17 | 19 | Y | 1995 | 42.4% - 47.2% |
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Friedrich Leibacher | 14 | 18 | Y | 2001 | 43.8% |
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Marc Lépine | 145 | 14 | Y | 1989 | 50% |
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Siavash Rahmani-Aqdam | 14 | 11 | N1 | 1998 | 56% |
Notes |
1. Killed by cops 2. Killed by civilian 3. Spawn Kill Bonus!!! 4. At least one of the commies Breivik and Gong were targeting happened to die attempting to escape. For Gong, it's 3. For Breivik it's 2. 5. At least one other survivor an heroed after the High Score attempt (Their deaths won't go towards the tally though). 6. Used explosives in their High-Score attempts. However, Breivik & Bum-Kon managed to score some extra frags (Breivik's Bomberman score is below, while Bum-Kon became an hero with his hostages via grenade ), whereas Roslyakov only saddled them with extra medical bills. 7. (Kills by player + Kills from accidents related to score attempt)/(Injuries by player + Kills by player) |
FPS, Multi-Player
Teamwork, fuck yeah! These death squads send a positive message that collaboration, communication, and cooperation are key components in any group-oriented mission.
RANK | PLAYERS | KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | EFFICIENCY | |
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1 | ![]() |
Team Riyad-us Saliheen | 385+ | 783 | N3 | 2004 | ≥33.0% |
2 | ![]() |
Team IS | 311 | 122+ | N | 2017 | ≤71.8% |
3 | ![]() |
Team Lashkar-e-Taiba | 175 | 600+ | N4 | 2008 | ≤22.6% |
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Team IS | 130 | 368 | Y | 2015 | 26.1% |
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Team Al-Shabaab | 67 | 175 | N | 2013 | 27.7% |
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Team Los Zetas | 53 | 10 | N | 2011 | 84.1% |
7 | ![]() |
Jiang Liming, Feng Wanhai | 32 | 16 | Y,N | 1995 | 66.7% |
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Team IS | 28 | 22 | N | 2017 | 56% |
9 | ![]() |
Disputed between Team IS and Al Qaeda | 22 | 42 | N1 | 2017 | 34.4% |
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John Allen Muhammad, Lee Boyd Malvo | 17 | 10 | N2, N | 2002 | 63.0% |
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Team San Bernardino | 14 | 17 | N1,N1 | 2015 | 45.2% |
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Team Barrio Azteca | 14 | 8 | N | 2017 | 63.6% |
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Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold | 13 | 24 | Y,Y | 1999 | 35.1% |
14 | ![]() |
Victor Korshunov, Yuri Surovtsev | 13 | 11 | N, N | 1968 | 52.6% |
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Bonnie & Clyde | 13 | 0 | N10,N10 | 1931 - 1934 | 100% |
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Said Kouachi, Cherif Kouachi (Team IS) | 12 | 11 | N1,N1 | 2015 | 52.2% |
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Team Black September | 12 | 0 | N | 1972 | 100% |
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Kumatarō Kido, Yagorō Tani | 11 | 0 | Y,Y | 1893 | 100% |
19 | ![]() |
Unknown | 11 | 0 | N | 2017 | 100% |
20 | ![]() |
Charles Starkweather, Caril Ann Fugate | 11 | 0 | N,N | 1957-1958 | 100% |
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Antonio Izquierdo, Emilio Izquierdo | 9 | 12 | N,N | 1990 | 42.9% |
22 | ![]() |
Khuram Shazad Butt, Rachid Redouane, Youssef Zaghba | 8 | 47 | N,N,N | 2017 | 14.5% |
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Guilherme Taucci Monteiro, Luiz Henrique de Castro | 8 | 11 | Y, Y | 2019 | 42.1% |
24 | ![]() |
John Michael Legg, Frederic Rogers | 7 | 0 | N,N | 2020 | 100% |
25 | ![]() |
Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden | 5 | 10 | N,N | 1998 | 33.3% |
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William Matix, Michael Platt | 5 | 6 | N,N | 1985-1986 | 45% |
27 | ![]() |
David Anderson, Francine Graham (Team Black Hebrew Israelite) | 5 | 3 | N1, N1 | 2019 | 62.5% |
28 | ![]() |
Unknown | 5 | 0 | N,N | 2017 | 100% |
29 | ![]() |
Team IS | 4 | 24 | Y | 2016 | 14.3% |
30 | ![]() |
Aleksandr Zhidkov, Michael Veretel'nik | 4 | 14 | N,N11 | 1975 | 28.5 |
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Jack Twinning, Bobby Davis | 4 | 0 | Y, Y12 | 1988 | 100% |
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Stanisław Ławrynowicz, Janusz Obrąpalski | 3 | 10 | Y,Y | 1925 | 30% |
33 | ![]() |
Dieter Degowski, Hans-Jürgen Rösner | 3 | 5 | N,N | 1988 | 60% |
34 | ![]() |
Robert Mone, Thomas McCulloch | 35 | 0 | N,N | 1976 | 100% |
35 | ![]() |
Jerad Miller, Amanda Miller | 3 | 0 | N (Cops beat him to it),Y | 2014 | 100% |
36 | ![]() |
Kam McLeod, Bryer Schmegelsky | 3 | 0 | Y, Y | 2019 | 100% |
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Two Unknown Soldiers | 2 | 19 | N, N | 1948 | 1.5% |
38 | ![]() |
Larry Eugene Phillips, Emil Mătăsăreanu | 1 | 21 | Y, N | 1995-1997 | 0.4% |
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Team Norco | 1 | 11 | N, Y, N, N, N | 1980 | 0.9% |
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Kevin Lapeire, Dietwin Hægeman | 1 | 36 | N,N7 | 2018 | 25% |
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Team Furfag | 3 | 0 | N8 | 2016 | 50%9 |
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Team Medianeira | 0 | 2 | N,N | 2018 | 5% |
Notes |
1. The shooters managed to escape, only to be permabanned by admins from the server for life. 2. Muhammad was executed by lethal injection in 2009. 3. "From 34 attackers, 32 of which entered, 31 died.[1]" One was lynched by civilians. 4. All but one of the 10 attackers were killed by police. The other one was captured and then executed in 2012. 5. Robert Mone was also a school shooter, however the person he killed in his shooting was not included here. 6. Mentally injured due to trauma of seing their mother slaughtered in front ot them. 7. Dietwin fled to Gent, was later caught by the police. 8. If they truly wanted to snuff out those bushy-tailed pedophiles, they should've turned the gun on themselves 9. A lot of points deducted as the attackers were members of the targeted group 10. Killed by police. 11. Both Sentenced To Death And Executed. 12. Bobby Davis became An Hero in prison. |
Bomberman
Proof that "basement dweller" is not necessarily an insult, especially if they're making bombs inside them. Whether it's for religious vocation or political activism, these guys figured out how to get the biggest bang for their buck.
RANK | PLAYER(S) | KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | EFFICIENCY | |
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1 | ![]() |
Team Al-Shabaab | 587+ | 316 | N | 2017 | ≥65.0% |
2 | ![]() |
Team Babbar Khalsa | 329 | 0 | N | 1985 | 100% |
3 | ![]() |
Team Autistic Slavs | 298 | 0 | N | 2014 | 100% |
4 | ![]() |
Team Gaddafi | 270 | 0 | N | 1988 | 100% |
5 | ![]() |
National Thowheeth Jama'ath, Team IS | 258 | 500+ | Y | 2019 | ≤34.0% |
6 | ![]() |
Jemaah Islamiyah members, Team Al Qaeda | 202 | 209 | Y | 2002 | 49.1% |
7 | ![]() |
Team Al Qaeda | 192 | 2050 | Y | 2004 | 9% |
8 | ![]() |
Timothy McVeigh | 168 | 680+ | N1 | 1995 | ≤19.8% |
9 | ![]() |
Jin Ruchao | 108 | 38 | N | 2001 | 74.0% |
10 | ![]() |
Yahya Ayyash | 101 | 338 | N2 | 1993-1996 | 23.0% |
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Team Al-Shabaab | 100 | 110+ | Y | 2011 | ≤47.6% |
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Team Hezbollah | 85 | 300 | Y | 1994 | 22.1% |
13 | ![]() |
Team IS | 80 | 260 | N | 2016 | 23.5% |
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Hasib Hussain, Mohammad Khan, Germaine Lindsay, Shehzad Tanweer | 56 | 700 | Y | 2005 | 7.4% |
15 | ![]() |
Team IS | 45 | 126 | Y | 2017 | 26.3% |
16 | ![]() |
Andrew Kehoe | 44 | 58 | Y | 1927 | 43.1% |
17 | ![]() |
Jack Gilbert Graham | 44 | 0 | N | 1955 | 100% |
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Team IS | 43 | 230 | Y | 2016 | 15.8% |
19 | ![]() |
Team IS | 31 | 260 | Y | 2016 | 10.7% |
20 | ![]() |
Gao Haiping | 31 | 127 | Y | 1981 | 19.6% |
21 | ![]() |
Team IS | 29 | 47 | Y | 2016 | 38.2% |
22 | ![]() |
Salman Ramadan Abedi | 23 | 250 | Y | 2017 | 8.4% |
23 | ![]() |
John McNamara & James McNamara | 20 | 100+ | N | 1910 | ≤16.7% |
24 | ![]() |
Akbarzhon Jalilov | 15 | 64 | N | 2017 | 19% |
25 | ![]() |
Gundolf Köhler | 12 | 211 | N3 | 1980 | 5.4% |
26 | ![]() |
Team East Asia Anti-Japan Armed Front | 8 | 376 | N | 1974 | 2.1% |
27 | ![]() |
Anders Behring Breivik | 8 | 209+ | N | 2011 | ≤3.7% |
28 | ![]() |
Ilya Galkin, Mikhail Denisenko | 8 | 46 | N | 2008-2009 | 5.7% |
29 | ![]() |
Märt Ringmaa | 7 | 6 | N | 1995-2005 | 55% |
30 | ![]() |
Ramzi Yousef | 6 | 1042 | N | 1993 | 0.6% |
31 | ![]() |
Petri Erkki Tapio Gerdt | 6 | 166 | Y | 2002 | 3.5% |
32 | ![]() |
Paul Harold Orgeron | 5 | 18 | Y | 1959 | 21.7% |
33 | ![]() |
Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev | 4 | 2644 | N | 2013 | 1.5% |
34 | ![]() |
David Copeland | 3 | 140 | N | 1999 | 2.1% |
35 | ![]() |
Eric Rudolph | 37 | 120 | N | 1996-1998 | 2.4% |
36 | ![]() |
Unabomber | 3 | 23 | N | 1978-1995 | 11.5% |
37 | ![]() |
Rodolfo Garcia | 2 | 11 | N | 1969 | 5.5% |
38 | ![]() |
Triston Jay Amero | 2 | 7 | N | 2006 | 20% |
39 | ![]() |
Mark Anthony Conditt | 2 | 6 | Y | 2018 | 25% |
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Ahmad Khan Rahami | 0 | 29 | N | 2016 | 0% |
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Ahmed Hassan | 0 | 31 | N | 2017 | 0% |
42 | ![]() |
George Metesky | 0 | 15 | N | 1940-1956 | 0% |
43 | ![]() |
Anonymous | 0 | 7 | Y | 1999 | 0% |
44 | ![]() |
Luke Helder | 0 | 6 | N | 2002 | 0% |
45 | ![]() |
Allan Steen Kristensen | 0 | 5 | N | 1977-1978 | 0% |
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Akayed Ullah | 0 | 3 | N6 | 2017 | 0% |
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Cole Carini | 0 | 18 | N | 2020 | 0% |
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Cesar Sayoc | 0 | 0 | N | 2018 | -100% |
Notes |
1. McVeigh was executed by lethal injection in 2001, he was quoted as saying before his execution, "It's still 168 to 1 so I still win." 2. Ayyash was assassinated when a booby-trapped cellphone blew off his head. 3. While technically not an hero, he did die during the attack because he didn't run away in time. 4. 14 people required immediate amputations. 5. Ahmed's "bomb," despite injuring more people than Ahmad, only set people's hair on fire. 6. The retard attempted a suicide bombing, killing no one, not even himself. 7. One of the victims was killed by a heart attack. 8.Carini only managed to blast his own hand off and a few fingers on the other one. |
Microsoft Flight Simulator
The human desire to soar the skies blue has been present in all of recorded history. So has the desire to pwn others. These daring aces have ingeniously combined the two.
RANK | PLAYERS | KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | EFFICIENCY | |
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1 | ![]() |
(((Al-Qaeda))) | 2,977 | 6,000+ | Y | 2001 | 33.2% |
2 | ![]() |
Gameel Al-Batouti5 | 216 | 0 | Y | 1999 | 100% |
3 | ![]() |
Andreas Lubitz1 | 150 | 0 | Y | 2015 | 100% |
4 | ![]() |
Jiang Xiaofeng | 127 | 53 | Y | 1990 | 70.6% |
5 | ![]() |
Tsu Way Ming5 | 103 | 0 | Y | 1997 | 100% |
6 | ![]() |
Arkadiusz Protasiuk | 96 | 0 | N | 2010 | 100% |
7 | ![]() |
Le Duc Tan | 74 | 0 | Y | 1974 | 100% |
8 | ![]() |
Francisco Paula Gonzales | 44 | 0 | Y | 1964 | 100% |
9 | ![]() |
Younes Khayati5 | 43 | 0 | Y | 1994 | 100% |
10 | ![]() |
David Burke | 42 | 0 | Y | 1987 | 100% |
11 | ![]() |
Herminio dos Santos Fernandes | 32 | 0 | Y | 2013 | 100% |
12 | ![]() |
Seiji Katagiri | 24 | 141 | N4 | 1982 | 14.5% |
13 | ![]() |
Mauro Milhomem | 6 | 4 | Y | 1980 | 60% |
14 | ![]() |
Vladimir Serkov | 4 | 6 | Y | 1976 | 40% |
15 | ![]() |
Colin Forman | 4 | 4 | Y | 1977 | 50% |
16 | ![]() |
Joe Stack | 1 | 13 | Y | 2010 | 7.1% |
17 | ![]() |
David Mark Robinson | 0 | 3 | N | 2003 | 0% |
18 | ![]() |
Charles Bishop | 0 | 0 | Y | 2002 | 0% |
19 | ![]() |
Frank Eugene Corder2 | 0 | 0 | Y | 1994 | 0% |
20 | ![]() |
Auburn Calloway3 | 0 | 4 | N | 1994 | 0% |
21 | ![]() |
Richard Russel | 0 | 0 | Y | 2018 | 0% |
Notes |
1. Lubitz became the first German pilot in 70 years to kill 150 people. 2. Corder was butthurt about his life being shit, so he decided to go out in style by getting drunk, stealing a plane, and crashing it into the White House. Instead, he faceplanted his Cessna on the South Lawn, missing the White House completely. Even if he did pwn the White House, the President was out since the White House was being renovated at the time. 3. Calloway inflicted more injuries than Bishop, but somehow managed to drop the ball and got restrained by the very same flight crew he had just brutally beaten with a hammer and thus survived his attempt to become An Hero. 4. Was found not guilty by reason of insanity after failing to an hero, has since been released from the psych ward. 5. Disputed. |
Carmageddon
Sedans, SUVs, trucks, bulldozers, or excavators—you name it, they've tried it. These gearheads have proven themselves worthy behind the wheel on any public track.
RANK | MAP | DRIVER | KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | EFFICIENCY |
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1 | ![]() |
Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel | 86 | 434 | N - Killed by police | 2016 | 16.5% |
2 | ![]() |
Uyghur Force Five | 39 | 90+ | Y - 4, N - 1 apprehended | 2014 | ≤30.2% |
3 | ![]() |
Li Baoping | 21 | 29 | N - executed | 1983 | 42% |
4 | ![]() |
Li Xianliang | 17 | 20-30 | N | 2010 | 36.2% - 45.9% |
5 | ![]() |
Jaskirat Singh Sidhu | 16 | 13 | N | 2018 | 55% |
6 | ![]() |
Younes Abouyaaqoub | 15 | 131 | N - Killed by police | 2017 | 10.3% |
7 | ![]() |
Anis Amri | 12 | 56 | N - Killed by police | 2016 | 17.6% |
8 | ![]() |
Alek Minassian | 10 | 16 | N | 2018 | 38.5% |
9 | ![]() |
Olga Hepnarova | 8 | 12 | N - Executed | 1973 | 40% |
10 | ![]() |
Sayfullo Saipov | 8 | 11 | N | 2017 | 42.1% |
11 | ![]() |
Priscilla Ford | 7 | 22 | N - Died on Death Row | 1980 | 24.1% |
12 | ![]() |
Tomohiro Katō | 7 | 10 | N | 2008 | 41.2% |
13 | ![]() |
Karst Roeland Tates | 7 | 10 | N - Died later in hospital | 2009 | 41.2% |
14 | ![]() |
Dimitrious Gargasoulas | 6 | 36 | N | 2017 | 14.3% |
15 | ![]() |
Khalid Masood | 5 | 49 | N - Killed by police | 2017 | 9.3% |
16 | ![]() |
Bernd Walter | 5 | 24 | N | 2020 | 17.2% |
17 | ![]() |
Douglas Crabbe | 5 | 16 | N | 1983 | 23.8% |
18 | ![]() |
Rakhmat Akilov | 5 | 14 | N | 2017 | 26.3% |
19 | ![]() |
Yasuaki Uwabe | 5 | 10 | N - executed | 1999 | 33.3% |
20 | ![]() |
Adacia Chambers | 4 | 46 | N | 2015 | 8% |
21 | ![]() |
Fadi al-Qanbar | 4 | 17 | N - Killed by police | 2017 | 19% |
22 | ![]() |
Mohammed Faruz Abdallah | 4 | 11 | N - executed | 1970 | 26.7% |
23 | ![]() |
David Attias | 4 | 1 | N | 2001 | 80% |
24 | ![]() |
Hussam Taysir Duwait | 3 | 40 | N* | 2008 | 7% |
25 | ![]() |
Alen Rizvan Rizvanović | 3 | 36 | N | 2015 | 7.7% |
26 | ![]() |
Jens Alexander Rüther | 3 | 20 | Y | 2018 | 13% |
27 | ![]() |
Robert Kabolowsky | 3 | 20 | N-Tried To Become An Hero Shortly Before Carmageddon | 1980 | 13% |
28 | ![]() |
Stephen Ressa | 3 | 11 | N | 2005 | 27% |
29 | 23px | Jose Luis Avila | 2 | 22 | N | 2002 | 12% |
30 | ![]() |
Eric Parkdel | 2 | 16 | N | 2003 | 12.5% |
31 | ![]() |
Trevor J. Heitmann | 2 | 8 | Y | 2018 | 15% |
32 | ![]() |
Steven Allen Abrams | 2 | 5 | N | 1999 | 17% |
33 | ![]() |
Elias Antonio | 1 | 29 | N | 1953 | 4.4% |
34 | ![]() |
Richard Rojas | 1 | 22 | N | 2017 | 4.3% |
35 | ![]() |
Qassem Mughrabi | 1 | 19 | N* | 2008 | 5% |
36 | ![]() |
Omeed Aziz Popal | 1 | 18 | N | 2006 | 5.3% |
37 | File:MiniflagIreland.gif | Peter Clarke | 1 | 13 | N - V& But Was Found Not Guilty By Reason Of Insanity | 2006 | 7.6% |
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Abdelkader Gridda | 1 | 13 | N | 2007 | 7.6% |
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Darren Osborne | 1 | 10 | N | 2017 | 9.1% |
40 | ![]() |
Toshiaki Hikiji | 1 | 10 | N | 2010 | 9.1% |
41 | ![]() |
Ari-Pekka Hyppölä | 1 | 5 | N | 2017 | 16.7% |
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Muhammed Naif El-Ja'abis | 1 | 5 | N* | 2014 | 16.7% |
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Anonymous | 1 | 2-3 | N | 2017 | 25% - 33.3% |
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Martin Couture-Rouleau | 1 | 1 | N* | 2014 | 50% |
45 | ![]() |
Maurice Pahler | 0 | 154 | N | 2020 | 0% |
46 | ![]() |
Michał L. | 0 | 23 | N | 2014 | 0% |
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Abdul Razak Ali Artan | 0 | 11 | N* | 2016 | 0% |
48 | ![]() |
Anonymous | 0 | 11 | N | 2014 | 0% |
49 | ![]() |
Andreas N. | 0 | 10 | N | 2019 | 0% |
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Kazuhiro Kusakabe | 0 | 9 | N | 2019 | 0% |
51 | ![]() |
Mohammed Reza Taheri-aza | 0 | 9 | N | 2006 | 0% |
52 | ![]() |
James Alex Fields | 1 | 20 | N | 2017 | 4.8% |
53 | ![]() |
Mikese Morse | 1 | 2 | N | 2018 | 33.3% |
54 | ![]() |
Isaiah Peoples | 0 | 8 | N | 2019 | 0% |
55 | ![]() |
Refail A. | 0 | 7 | N | 2020 | 0% |
56 | ![]() |
Benjamin Thomas | 0 | 4 | N - V& For 11 Months | 2018 | 0% |
57 | ![]() |
Christian Weston Chandler | 0 | 1 | N - Probation charges | 2011 | 0% |
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Killdozer | 0 | 0 | Y | 2004 | 0% |
Notes |
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Sid Meier's Civilization
The Supermen of history, the Gods among mortals. These are the spirits of immensely powerful celestial beings who have committed the most egregious atrocities on the planet via their possessed human hosts. Their names shall forever stain the sands of time with blood.
RANK | PLAYER | KILLS | TIMESPAN | |
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1 | ![]() |
Mao Zedong | ~45 Million | 31 Years |
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Joseph Stalin | ~20 Million | 25 Years |
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Adolf Hitler | ~0 1 or 6 Million or 85 Million | 12 Years |
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Leopold II of Belgium | ~10 Million4 | 44 Years |
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Hideki Tojo | ~6 Million | 3 Years |
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Pol Pot | ~3 Million | 4 Years |
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Enver Pasha | ~1.6 Million | 5 Years |
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Kim Il-sung | >1 Million | 45 Years |
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Yakubu Gowon | >1 Million | 9 Years |
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Ho Chi Minh | ~900,000 | 24 Years |
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Jean Kambanda | ~900,000 | -1 Year |
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Mengistu Haile Mariam | ~700,000 | 14 Years |
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Saddam Hussein | ~700,000 | 24 Years |
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Sukarno | >500,000 | 22 Years |
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Vladimir Lenin | >500,000 | 7 Years |
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Yahya Khan | >500,000 | 2 Years |
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Bashar al-Assad | >500,000 | 2.5 Years |
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Harry S. Truman/Robert Oppenheimer✡ | >250,0003 | Seconds |
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Radovan Karadžić | ~20,0001 | 3 Years |
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Rafael Trujillo | ~5,0001 | 5 Days! |
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Augusto Pinochet | ~4,0002 | 17 Years |
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1. Disputed. Der Fuhrer's inclusion in this list does not imply that he did anything wrong. 2. Plus 38,254 tortured people in prison 3. Not including untold numbers of Japanese citizens and American Servicemen stationed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki who died years later from cancer. The number is an estimate of those who were instantly killed or died within days of Nuclear Attack. [2][3] [4] 4. Disputed. Unconfirmed source. This number seems to make up 150% of Congo's then population. |
Plague Inc.
Whether it was on purpose or someone drank soup, these diseases have been killing alongside humanity for centuries. The biggest source of diseases is China, and there is a case to be made that China is, itself, a disease. Keep in mind there are many deadly diseases, but we just want to go over the more notable ones. Who said God wasn't a gamer.
RANK | CREATION | PROBABLE CAUSE | CONFIRMED KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | MAIN SPREADERS | HIGHLIGHTS | |
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Black Death | Some idiot decided to mix anthrax with bubonic plague | 75 Million (although was probably more like 200M) | 1347-1357 | Rats and Chinese | Brought the world plague doctors; The Golden Horde would launch their infected dead into European cities for shits and giggles. |
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Spanish Flu | Likely random... exacerbated by bad hygiene following a lulzy war | 50-100 Million | 1919-1920 | Air | Nobody remembers it but people use it as an excuse to call COVID-19 the Chinese Coronavirus |
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Global HIV/AIDS | Some n!gger fucked a monkey, spread out of Africa by homosexuals. | 32 Million | ~1950s-the current year | People who deserve it |
"Race mixing is harmless" "homosexuality is harmless" |
4 | 23px | Plague of Justinian | Close proximity to rodents caused infections of bubonic plague (yersinia pestis) | 30 Million | 541-542 | Rats and Greeks | The little brother of the Black Death. |
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COVID-19 | Some Chinese wastrels eating bats and pangolins | 3.00 Million, though possibly an order of magnitude higher ~ (Disease Ongoing) | 2019-the current year | The Chinese lied to save face and fucked us all over; Italians wanted to be progressive and decided to start hugging chinks; Isreal started talking about a cure as soon as they got it and | |
(N/A) | Tropics | Annual Malaria Deaths | Systemic | 500K | ∞ | Africa's population control | |
(N/A) | Worldwide | Annual Influenza Deaths | Systemic | 300K | ∞ (but first recorded around 1200 BC in Babylon) | EVERYONE | A piece of fucking perspective |
6 | 23px | Swine Flu | Some Mexican fucked a pig | 200K | 2009-2010 | Mexicans | Most recent influenza pandemic, ultimately killed fewer people than the normal flu. |
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Ebola | Nigger interaction with monkey, either fucking, eating or both. | 11,000 | 1976-the current year | Niggers | Not a fast burn like many of the other list members, but the recent freakout gives it a mention; People made a waifu and porn out of the virus |
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SARS | Some gook fucked a civet, bat or ferret badger and then ate it. | 774 | 2003-2004 | Chinese |
The original coronavirus. Like it's successor, COVID-19, the epidemic was covered up by the Chinese government. |
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Zika | Endemic in Africa, was brought across to Brazil by nigger migration. | 18 | 2015-2016 | Beaners | Meme virus but it did result in creation of lulzy aliens. |
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Great Prophet(s)
Here be the Enlightened Ones, they who sought the Truth and shared it with their brothers and sisters.
RANK | PROPHET(S) | ORDER | CHOSEN | BLESSED | METHOD OF SACRIFICE | MARTYR | YEAR | LORE | |
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Jim Jones | The Peoples Temple of the Disciples of Christ | 918 | 35 | Mass Self-Sacrifice | Y | 1978 | Self-proclaimed socialist-God commanded that his followers drink cyanide-flavored Kool-Aid after realizing that pwning a congressman on a friendly visit to his humble town was bad PR. |
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Joseph Kibweteere, Credonia Mwerinde | Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God | 778 | 0 | Mass Sacrifice | Unknown, Unknown | 2000 | Promised the apocalypse at the turn of the millennium; locked their followers in a church during service and then blew it up after being exposed. Directed by Michael Bay. |
3 | 23px | Mariam Soulakiotis | The Old Calendarist Pefkovounogiatrissas Monastery | 177+ | 0 | Conquest | N | 1939-50 | Upset over changes being made to the calendar, a bunch of naughty nuns went and started their own renegade convent, where their nubile young novices were kept in chains when not being beat, whipped, and flogged. Like all greasy Greeks, they also insisted that everyone hand their monies over to them. |
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Motecuhzoma Xocoyotzin | People of Aztlan | 100+ | 1 | Conquest | Y | 1502-20 | In fear of the world ending in 2012 and the calamity caused by Spanish Jews trying to find El Dorado, he did what is nowadays often referred to as the first Holocaust ever by no one, only to get stoned by his own people and becoming an hero by refusing to eat or have his wounds dressed. |
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David Koresh | Branch Davidians | 86 | 50 | Disputed | Y | 1993 | See: Waco |
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Joseph Di Mambro, Luc Jouret | Order of the Solar Temple | 75 | 3 | Mass Self-Sacrifice/Conquest | Y,Y | 1994-97 | Prophetically deemed a newborn the Antichrist and commanded for it to be stabbed. Subsequently a mass suicide was ordered by the prophet and his followers, dressed in ceremonial robes with plastic bags on their heads. |
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Marshall Applewhite | Heaven's Gate | 39 | 1 | Mass Self-Sacrifice | Y | 1997 | Castrated self to prevent earthly desires. Had his followers dress aesthetically and wrap plastic bags on their heads when Comet Hale-Bopp came near Earth so that the alien spaceship hiding behind it would beam them up to their salvation. |
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Clementine Barnabet | The Church of Sacrifice | 35+ | 0 | Conquest | N | 1909-11 | 'Murica's first Negress serial killer and the mammy of a coon quintet that hacked up other jiggaboos for bad juju rituals that would make them immortal and invisible to the poh-leece. Lawdy. |
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Ervil LeBaron | Church of the First Born of the Lamb of God | 35+ | 0 | Conquest | N | 1972-81 | Instructed the rightful killings of many false prophets and pharisees, including his heretic of a brother and Rulon Allred. |
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Adolfo de Jesús Constanzo, Sara Aldrete | Los Narco-satanicos | 25+ | 1 | Conquest | Y,N | 1986-89 | Found favor with the dark Voodoo gods and ensured a bountiful drug trade by sacrificing Spic street trash, but then went and fucked it all up and drew attention to themselves by offing a Gringo. |
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Yahweh ben Yahweh | Nation of Yahweh | 23 | 2 | Conquest | N | 1979-90 | Black Hebrew Israelite whom had his disciples deliver holy judgment to defectors, Edomites, and so-called Jews. DAS RITE!!!! |
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Shoko Asahara | Aum Shinrikyo | 20 | 5200+ | Conquest | N | 1994-95 | The second coming of Christ unleashing his wrath on this sinful world via gassing. |
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Robin Gecht | The Ripper Crew | 18+ | 4 | Conquest | N | 1981-82 | A breast-fetishizing Satanist had his flock help him rape whores, who were then given mastectomies so that their precious mammaries could be stored for later use as snacks and sex toys. |
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J.C.X. Simon | Death Angels | 15-270 | 10 | Conquest | Y | 1973-74 | Nigger Mudslimes (is there a worse combination?) popped caps in honky asses, and occasionally honored their dual heritages by groping and/or cutting the heads off of cracker women. |
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Charlie Ouyerack, Peter Sala | The Belcher Islands Cult | 9 | 0 | Conquest | N, N | 1941 | A pair of ice niggers, presumably out of it on fire water, decided to become the Eskimo Jesus and God, and clubbed anyone who objected like baby seals when not locking them outside naked in the snow to be the Injun-cicle welcome wagon for OG white Jesus. |
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Charles Manson | The Manson Family | 9 | 2 | Conquest | N | 1969 | See: The Manson Family. |
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Magdalena Solís | The High Priests of Blood | 8+ | 0 | Sacrifice/Conquest | N | 1962-63 | Brought the Incan ways back in style with sex, drugs, and good old-fashioned Blood for the Blood Gods. |
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Roch Thériault | The Ant Hill Kids | 5 | 0 | Penitence/Prayer | N | 1977-89 | Moses risen to spread free love to all of God's children, when not beating the sin out of them, or attempting to cure their afflictions through a combination of faith and games of Operation. |
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Glenn Taylor Helzer | The Children of Thunder | 5 | 0 | Conquest | N | 2000 | Extorted and murdered their brokerage firm clients as the first step in their plan to train Brazilian orphans to assassinate the heads of the Mormon Church, allowing them to take it over and use it to hasten the Second Coming of Jesus. |
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Valentina de Andrade | Superior Universal Alignment | 3-19+ | 5 | Conquest | N | 1989-93 | Convinced that boys born after 1981 were corrupted by evil, they hacked the cocks off of random shota in the hope that it would appease their alien overlords, who would then save them from an upcoming Judgment Day. |
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Carl H. Drew, Robin Murphy | The Fall River Cult | 3 | 0 | Conquest | N,N | 1979-80 | Pimps and hoes doin' the usual Satanism thang, and butchering anyone who got sick of all of the schlock horror flick-inspired animal mutilation and ominous latin chanting. |
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Nicola Sapone | Beasts of Satan | 3 | 0 | Conquest | N | 1998-2004 | A gang of dumbass teenage metalheads, still thinking that it was the 1980s, went out and slaughtered three of their friends for the Prince of the Darkness. |
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Silvia Meraz | The Human Sacrifices Sect of Nacozari | 3 | 0 | Conquest | N | 2009-12 | Encouraged family fun in the form of axings committed in the name of Santa Muerte. |
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Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh | Rajneeshee Movement | 0 | 751 | Conquest | N | 1984 | Contaminated salad bars in the hope that the disease would cause low voter turnout in an upcoming local election and in turn help their shills win the oh-so honorable prestige of county council. |
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Fire Emblem
The dudes who never outgrew their twisted childhood obsession with fire, because lighting up bushes just wouldn't cut it anymore.
RANK | PLAYER(S) | KILLED | INJURED | YEAR | STATUS | PLAYING STYLE | |
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Kim Dae-han | 192 | 151 | 2003 | Dead | Decided to an hero by setting fire to a stopped subway train, which then spread to another nearby train. Police couldn't find him for 10 hours. |
2 | 23px | Julio González | 87 | 6 | 1990 | Dead | Got so mad at his girlfriend that he burnt down the club she worked at. The peaceful refugee didn't even manage to kill her, but he at least removed almost 90 spics from the gene pool. |
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Felix Ngumbao, Davis Opiyo | 67 | Unclear | 2001 | Incarcerated | Two angsty niggerfags that were pissed about the new management of the school. They put fire on their dormitory and tried to escape justice by lying like little bitches, lol. |
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Nassra Yussef al-Enzi | 57 | 90 | 2009 | Incarcerated | Mudslime woman that was jealous of her ex getting married again. Poured petrol on a tent where friends and family were partying, trapping them inside and sealing their fate. |
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Chen Shuizong | 46 | 34 | 2013 | Dead | Suicidal IRL oldfag who set fire to a bus, causing it to explode. Died in the flames. |
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Louis Chiasson | 40 | 2 | 1969 | Dead | Quebec man who was totally one of the only survivors of a tragic fire at a retirement home. Kept coming back to the scene of the crime and was convicted almost a month later. |
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Jessie Javier Carlos | 38 | 70 | 2017 | Dead (Suicide) | He set casino tables on fire, stole chips, and spammed bullets at objects before becoming an hero. |
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John Thompson | 37 | 23 | 1980 | Dead | Poured petrol into the letterbox of a bar, dropped some paper inside, and watched the fireworks. Died in prison on the 28th anniversary of the attack. |
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Erik Solbakke Hansen | 35 | 17 | 1973 | Institutionalized | Set fire to a hotel in Copenhagen, got away with it, and wasn't caught until 14 years later when he fucked up and tried to relive the glory days by lighting up a neighborhood. |
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Shinji Aoba | 34 | 34 | 2019 | Captured | Butthurt otaku who sperged out after the KyoAni anime studio killed off his favorite waifu. Shouted "Die!" before lighting up the office with petrol. |
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Team Black September | 34 | 21 | 1973 | Released | Attacked an airport in Rome, and firebombed a plane about to take off. Hijacked another flight and went to Kuwait, where they were captured and later released to Palestine. |
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Kadir Çal | 34 | 7 | 1991 | Dead | Killed a group of Greek tourists by torching their bus. Died in the flames. |
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Zhang Yunliang | 27 | 73 | 2009 | Dead | Lone wolf attack on a bus. Told his kids he wanted to "die differently." |
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Bruce George Peter Lee | 26 | 30 | 1973-79 | Incarcerated | Took a novel approach to serial killing by using fire instead of weapons or his bare hands. Up until his arrest, all of the blazes were believed by investigators to have been either natural or accidental. |
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Mahammad Mammadov | 26 | 4 | 2018 | Incarcerated | Junkie who attempted to an hero via self-immolation. Having a bout of Troll's Remorse, he decided to change his mind, tossing the burning blanket in the fireplace, which led to the burning down of the methadone clinic he was being treated at. |
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Humberto Diaz de la Torre | 24 | 32 | 1981 | Incarcerated | Angsty teen that tried to kill his uncle by setting fire to his apartment, but ended up burning down the entire building. Also killed an unborn child, so it could be 25 depending on your outlook. |
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Szilveszter Matuska | 22 | 120+ | 1930-31 | Dead? | Dapper engineer that literally got off on burning bridges and causing train derailments. Was captured and sentenced to death, but escaped from prison and was never seen again. |
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Pedro Arredondo | 22 | 6 | 1978 | Incarcerated | Got so shitfaced drunk that he decided to set fire to a nightclub. |
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Ma Yongping | 17 | 32 | 2016 | Incarcerated | Another Chinese bus arsonist, but this time he actually escaped only to be captured hours later. |
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Damião Soares dos Santos | 13 | 37 | 2017 | Dead | Sandy Hooked a daycare center he worked at before burning himself to death. Like Sandy Hook, it hit Brazil right in the feels. |
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Bai Ningyang | 12 | 5 | 2006 | Dead | Virgin who tried burning teacher who rejected him alive, instead turning a dozen kids into barbecue. |
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Arthur McElhill | 6 | 0 | 2010 | Dead | Abusive Registered Sex Offender Father Who Set His Home Ablaze Along With All Of His Family Members Including A Baby After His Wife Was Planning On Leaving Him With The Children. When Given A Rescue Ladder To Escape From The House, He Just Grinned & Went Into The Flames |
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Team Roach Removers | 5 | 14 | 1993 | Incarcerated1 | Four Neo-Nazis that burned down a large Turkish family's house. |
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John Leonard Orr | 4 | 0 | 1984-91 | Incarcerated | An arson investigator who would set small fires on the outskirts of LA, distracting firefighters from the bigger ones that he would then start in stores. After his arrest, he wrote a novel about a fireman who moonlights as an arsonist, and whose name is an anagram of "I set L.A. arson." |
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Paul Kenneth Keller | 3 | 0 | 1992-93 | Incarcerated | Drove around in a company car looking for places to burn, and was eventually caught after a fire that he had set at a retirement home incinerated three of the residents. |
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1.Two of them were released early on good behavior. |
Tactical Espionage Action
Remember when your mother warned you as a child to not talk to strangers? These people are the absolute worst examples of who you might encounter if you do.
RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | POSSIBLE KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | STATUS | PLAYING STYLE | |
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Gilles De Rais | 150 | 800+ | 1432 or 1433-1440 | Executed | Raped children, tortured children, killed children. |
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Luis Garavito | 138 | 172-400+ | 1990s | In prison | Raped children, tortured children, killed children. |
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Pedro Alonso Lopez | 110 | 310-350+ | 1969-1980 | Free, lol | Raped children, tortured children, killed children. |
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Elizabeth Báthory | 80 | 600+ | 1590-1690 | Executed | Killed women to bathe in their blood to help her skin. |
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Daniel Camargo | 72 | 150 | 1974-1986 | Killed in jail | Raped children, tortured children, killed children. |
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Pedro Rodrigues Filho | 71 | 100+ | 1967-2003 | Free, lol | Killer of criminals. Avenged the death of his mother by killing his father and eating his heart. Killed 47 inmates in prison. Now he's free and even got a [channel] to flex on his victims, lelel. |
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Yang Xinhai | 67 | 67 | 2000-2003 | Executed | (alias the "Monster Killer") Would go into random Chink houses at night, armed to the teeth. After entering, he would proceed to pwn every-fucking-thing in sight. |
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Andrei Chikatilo | 53 | 56 | 1978-1990 | Executed | Murdered wimmins and children in the forest, raped their corpses, ate their flesh and organs (he especially liked to eat vaginas and wombs). Three people were previously convicted and executed for his crimes. |
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Gary Ridgway | 49 | 71-90+ | 1982-2000 | Jailed | Trucker who strangled prostitutes, dumped them in the Green River, and returned to the bodies later for some sweet necrophilia. |
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Alexander Pichushkin | 48 | 61+ | 1992-2006 | In prison | Beat hobos with a hammer then stabbed them with a broken vodka bottle. Wanted to kill 64 people to fill a chessboard. |
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Ted Bundy | 35 | 36+ | 1974-1978 | Executed | Escaped from prison twice, strangled and raped 35 girls over 4 years. |
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John Wayne Gacy | 33 | 34+ | 1972-1978 | Executed | Killed and raped little boys, often dressed up as a clown. Hid bodies in his crawlspace. |
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Dean Corll | 28 | 42+ | 1970-1973 | Killed by his accomplice | Raped, tortured, and killed at least 28 boys in Houston. Shot to death by his accomplice after flipping his shit about the accomplice bringing a girl to his house. |
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Robert Hansen | 17 | 21+ | 1971-1983 | Died in prison | Kidnapped women, took them to his cabin in Alaska where he later raped them, and set them free, only to shoot them in the head. |
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Jeffrey Dahmer | 17 | 17 | 1978-1991 | Killed by a nigger in prison | Michelin starred chef who ran a gays-only culinary arts class specializing in rape, cannibalism, dismemberment, necrophilia, and mind control. |
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Rodney James Alcala | 8 | 130+ | 1971-1979 | In prison | Brutally raped and slaughtered several girls, appearing on the Dating Game while on the run, and evading the death sentence several times. |
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Robert Pickton | 6 | 49 | 1983-2002 | In prison | Kidnapped and stabbed at least six women in and around his pig farm. |
18 | 23px | Lam Kor Wan | 4 | 15 | 1982 | In prison | Strangled bitches that he would pick up in his taxi, then would eat their vaginas and wombs. He even committed necrophilia with one of his victim's bodies! |
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Trauma Center
The Hippocratic Oath is taken by a physician to promise that they will act compassionately and not harm their patients. The following were laughing inside when they took it.
RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | POSSIBLE KILLS | YEARS ACTIVE | STATUS | PLAYING STYLE | |
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Harold Shipman | 218 | 250+ | 1975-1998 | Hanged himself in prison | Would inject diamorphine into his patients and then falsify the medical records, reporting that his patient had been in poor health. |
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Hu Wanlin | 146 | 150+ | 1997-1999 | In prison | Ran hospitals in three different cities, all while administering "miracle cures" with a suspicious amount of the shit that goes in laundry detergent. |
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Jack Kevorkian | 130 | 130 | 1990-1998 | Dead | Euthanized people who were terminally ill. |
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Miyuki Ishikawa | 103+ | 169 | 1940's | Free (Pussy Pass Bonus) | Carried out "extra-late"-term abortions of infants born to parents unwilling to care for them. |
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Steven Massof | 100 | 100+ | 2003-2008 | In prison | Snipped the spines of babies the second they showed signs of life. |
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Niels Högel | 85 | 100+ | 1999-2005 | In prison | Nurse who gave patients lethal heart medication in order to resuscitate them to impress his coworkers. When the patients were going under, he would push other nurses aside to resuscitate them, earning him the nickname "Resuscitation Rambo." |
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Louay Omar Mohammed al-Taei | 43 | ? | 2005-2006 | In Prison | ISIS spy who gave anti-coagulants to soldiers and police who were wounded fighting his terrorist friends. |
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Daniela Poggiali | 38 | 96 | 2013-2014 | In prison | Would insert a shitload of potassium into patients she found annoying then take selfies with their dead bodies. |
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Donald Harvey | 37 | 87 | 1970-1987 | Died in prison | Claimed to be "easing the pain" of terminally ill victims, before discovering how fun it was to kill innocent people. |
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Jane Toppan | 31 | ? | 1885–1901 | Institutionalized (Pussy Pass Bonus) | Got her rocks off by injecting patients with morphine and then spooning them as they dipped in and out of consciousness. |
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Skin Hunters | 14 | 50+ | 1998-2002 | In prison | Injected elderly patients with Pavulon to get money from funeral homes for information about deaths. |
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Hack'N'Slash
"Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Because guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions." In an era of firearms and explosives, going old-school from time to time isn't so bad.
RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | ACTIVE | STATUS | PLAYING STYLE | |
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Siquijor | 32 | ? | 1905 | Got caught and stoned to death like a fucking bitch, lol. | Pwned just as many as Cho did, but with a fucking knife. Oh, and, if you think Devin Kelley and Matthew Murray are the OG christianfag killers, you are nothing but a naive zoomer. This pig-worshiping latino had so much satanic![]() |
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William Unek | 21 | 30+ | 1 January 1954 | Escaped to commit another killing spree, but was taken down by cops. | A Police Soldier who went on two killing sprees, both of which killed at least 20 niggers! His first one consisted of him massacring people with an ax for less than 90 minutes before escaping. His second one is up in the FPS Single Player list. |
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Wirjo | 20 | 12 | 15 April 1987 | Hanged himself | An alcoholic gambling farmer. Beat his son and beat, stabbed, and killed his friend before going around stabbing and hitting more people. Became An Hero by hanging himself from a tree. |
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Abdul Waheed | 20 | 4 | 1 April 2017 | Incarcerated | A janitor. Pulled off the ultimate April Fools' prank by calling pilgrims to his shrine so he could trick them into eating drugged food before going to work on them with bludgeons, blades, and sticks. |
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Satoshi Uematsu | 19 | 26 | 25 July 2016 | Incarcerated | A noble eugenicist who removed 19 disabled people from the gene pool at a facility near Tokyo. Turned himself in an hour later. |
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Yang Qingpei | 19 | 0 | 29 September 2016 | Incarcerated | A chink. Went Hitman and managed to kill nearly 20 people - with no survivors. All of this with a shitty knife, too! |
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Arsenio Formentera | 17 | ? | 28 January 1968 | Incarcerated | Filipino farmer went on the rampage with a Bolo |
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Huang Guozhen | 16-17 | 1-2 | 19 March 1989 | Sentenced to death | After fighting with his brother, he decided to kill him and his wife and burn his house down before going around town stabbing people while drunk. |
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Hodeng | 16 | 1 | 17 June 1879 | Incarcerated, now dead | Stabbing Spree in the Dutch East Indies |
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Sun Fuji | 16 | 1 | 24 - 25 September 1979 | V& by pigs | After not being allowed to work at a job in his hometown, he killed people with various weapons. |
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Domingo Salazar | 16 | 1 | 11 October 1956 | Sentenced to death | A revenge-seeker. Killed his wife and nephew before attacking people. |
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Magu | 15 | 5 | 13 - 23 December 1873 | Dead | Another Indonesian who went on a rampage before being captured and killed. |
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Florentino Basobas | 15 | 4 | 9 May 1977 | Dead | Yet another stabbing spree in the Phillipines |
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Antakin | 15 | 3 | 27 May 1897 | Shot dead | Killed his wife after he found out she was having an affair, then went on a random stabbing spree. |
15 | Malaysia | Pusok Anak Ngaik | 14 | 4 | 29 May 1965 | Killed by police | Mass stabber in Malaysia. |
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Asnain Anwar Warekar | 14 | 1 | 28 February 2016 | Hanged himself | A sandnigger. Sedated his family members and slit their throats before hanging himself. |
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Lazaro Obwara | 12 | 0 | 28 July 1950 | V& by pigs | Being pissed about his son dying, he decided to go around and stab people before getting V&. |
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Mogo | 12 | 1 | 12 May 1929 | Sentenced to death | After getting kicked out of a farm, this former farmer nigger stabbed people with a spear before getting arrested. |
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Duong Van Mon | 11 | 6 | 8 August 1998 | Captured, sentenced to death | A poor as fuck farmer, who channeled his inner Gordon Ramsay on his family & neighbors after they declared his cooking skills to suck ass. |
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Gregorio Caceres | 11 | 4 | 18 February 1942 | Shot by pigs | A farmer. Hacked and stabbed people with a hatchet and knife before being shot by the pigs. |
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Andangan | 11 | 0 | 21 October 1921 | Yes | Rampage-killed a bunch of his relatives with a bolo and then became An Hero. |
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Zhao Zewei | 9 | 19 | 27 April 2018 | Executed | Chinese school stabber who took revenge on his childhood school for making him a faggot. |
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Jamin Mukobero | 9 | 6 | 29 April 2001 | Incarcerated | Nigger who stabbed 15 people, mostly family members. |
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Antonio Alvarez | 9 | 0 | 1 December 1923 | An Hero | Mexican stabbed his wife and 8 children to death with an axe because he wrongly predicted a future earthquake. |
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Mamoru Takuma | 8 | 15 | 8 June 2001 | Hanged | A suicidal janitor. Went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife. |
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Zheng Minsheng | 8 | 5 | 23 March 2010 | Executed | Bonus points for using a machete to end the lives of schoolchildren. |
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Richard Speck | 8 | 1 | 13 July 1966 | Dead | Went into a Chicago townhouse dorm for female college nursing students and raped, beat, tortured, stabbed and strangled all 8 women to death. |
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Andrew Day | 8 | 0 | 15 - 16 December 1929 | Now dead | Canuck who stabbed his wife and 7 children to death. Then declared insane and committed to mental hospital, now dead. |
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Ramon Salcido | 5 by stabbing (+2 by gunfire) | 1 by stabbing (+1 by gunfire) | 14 April 1989 | Incarcerated | After a fun night of binge drinking and doing coke, he drove his three young daughters to have fun at an isolated dumping site, but wanted to show his daughters how much he really loved them. After having sex with his young daughters like how any great father would, he decided to cut their throats and leave them there to play by themselves, while he went to run a few errands. Two of his daughters later mysteriously died while the other was found in a trash can (wtf?). He then drove to visit his mother-in-law, but was violently attacked for no good reason, prompting him to justifiably stab her and her two kids to death in self-defense. He then returned home, where he shot his bitch wife for refusing to make sandwiches. His next stop on his errands was Grand Cru Vineyard, where he decided to get even with his supervisors after they had made fun of him for being overweight and having a small dick, shooting both of them, killing one, wounding the other. |
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Jerry Langobon | 7 | 1 | 18 January 2002 | Incarcerated | A Pino who Bolo'd his family. |
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Gardo Pagkay | 7 | 0 | 22 July 1968 | An Hero | Another Pino who made holes in his family before becoming An Hero by stabbing hinmself in the throat. |
31 | 23px | Lee Chi Hang | 6 | 38 | 3 June 1982 | Incarcerated | Dual wielding knives and chisels, he killed his mom and sister, then entered the nearby kindergarten. |
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Julian Marcelino | 6 | 13 | 24 November 1932 | Dead | Filipino immigrant who ran amok through the streets of Seattle and stabbed people for half an hour before surrendering to police. |
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Yang Jia | 6 | 4 | 1 July 2008 | Executed | Was arrested some time before the stabbing for riding a bike and was beaten and interrogated when brought to the police station. When he failed to sue them he decided to deal with it himself using molotovs and a knife. |
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Jack the Ripper | 5 (11?) | 0 | 1888 - 1891 | Haunting the streets of London | Did like GTA and killed the whores to get the money back. |
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Elias Abuelazam | 5 | 13 | May - August 2010 | Incarcerated | A good Jew, believe it or not, who did his part by thinning out the black population. |
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John Murphy | 5 | 3 | 5 July 1901 | Dead | Made PETA proud by killing slaughterhouse workers. |
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Unknown | 5 | 1 | 10 January 1994 | Incarcerated? | Clubbed 4 children like baby seals, then killed a bitch trying to stop him before getting beaten by mob. |
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Matthew de Grood | 5 | 1 | 15 April 2014 | Incarcerated | Matthew went Hitman on people with a kitchen knife before being V& not too long after he left the house. |
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Isabel Martinez | 5 | 1 | 6 July 2017 | Incarcerated | An illegal immigrant who decided to clean house (and not in the maid way) by eviscerating her husband and four of their children while rambling about how they were going to "see Jesus." |
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Dexter Lewis, Lynell Hill and Joseph Hill | 5 | 0 | 17 October 2012 | Incarcerated | 3 apes and one FBI informant had robbed a bar for $170, but Dexter had stabbed the bar owner and four patrons to death, while Joseph Hill had held up the cashier at gunpoint. Joseph's brutha, Lynell Hill, had blocked the door. They set fire to the bar afterwards before fleeing. All three were charged except for the undercover agent. |
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Maksim Gelman | 4 | 5 | 11 - 12 February 2011 | Incarcerated | Druggie delusional wannabe gangster from some fucked up Slavic country who tried to take down "rats" who had wronged him by stabbing his stepdaddy, a girl who rejected him, her mom and running over a fuckton of people before trying to hijack a train, failing and then trying to kill some guy who tackled him. Said guy who tackled him got trolled by the pigs who acted like they subdued him without any help when in reality they hid like pussies in the driver's cab of the train until the guy had tackled him. |
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Daniel Gonzalez | 4 | 2 | 15 - 17 September 2004 | Institutionalized, commit suicide in prison. | Stabbed some people to imitate horror movies. |
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Jason Abbott | 4 | 1 | 25 March 2008 | Incarcerated | Killed his aunt, uncle and grandparents and wounded another aunt with a hunting knife after his mother threatened to call the police on him because he was yelling about orange and red being "evil colors". |
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Peter Lundin | 4 | 0 | April 1991 - June 2000 | Incarcerated | Strangled his mother in 1991, before he was released from the US to Denmark. Here, he stabbed the female owner of a brothel and her two sons. He used an ax and a grinder to remove all the body parts, before putting them into separate trash bins. |
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Illutak Anautak | 3 | 2 | 11 June 2017 | Shot by cops | Broke into 3 houses and stabbed 5 people before getting killed by police. |
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Anton Lundin Pettersson | 3 | 1 | 22 October 2015 | Shot by cops | Anton used the force to cut through Mudslime students while blaring the shit out of Suicide Commando before getting raped to death by bullets. |
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Abdel-Rahman Shaaban | 3 | 3 | 14 July 2017 | V& | Egyptian Islamo-nigger who stabbed 6 women tourists (killing 3 of them) in a hotel before getting mobbed and V&. |
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Ryuichi Iwasaki | 2 | 18 | 28 May 2019 | An Hero | Hikikimori Incel who stabbed 20 people killing one child and an adult with dual-wield knives on a school bus and then committed seppuku. |
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Joseph Parker Hunter | 2 | 4 | 29 June 2003 | Shot by cops | A schizo wearing a trenchcoat that went on a stabbing spree on the supermarket where he got fired with a samurai sword |
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Vadim Miloshevsky | 2 | 2 | 11 February 2019 | V& | Model student who went on a stabbing spree on his school. Not so model, now! |
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Jeremy Christian Joseph | 2 | 1 | 26 May 2017 | V& | A white supremacist. Stabbed 3 people, killing 2, on a train as people tried to stop his rant on Muslims. |
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Marcel Heße | 2 | 0 | 6 March 2017 | Arrested in action | Edgelord faggot who killed a child and a middle aged women. Posted photos on 4chan. |
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Joel Otto Aukusti Marin | 1 | 10 | 1 October | V& | Finnish Bro That Was Blessed By Anton Lundin Pettersson & Ran Amok At A Vocational College. Pwned A Ukrainian Bitch And Nearly Raped A Dozen Others With His Saber, Including A Cop. |
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Ivan Čulok | 1 | 7 (5 By Čulok) | 11 June 2020 | Suicide By Cop | Bullied schizo who pulled a Sandy Hook at his old primary school. Managed to get a frag by fatally wounding the deputy director & nearly made 2 cops pwn themselves when he became an hero |
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Kendrex White | 1 | 4 | 1 May 2017 | V& | Replaying an over 50-years-old map, a Christfag Nigger stabbed people with a bowie knife before getting V&. |
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Adel Kermiche | 1 | 3 | 26 July 2016 | Shot by cops | Pwned some Christfags in the Normandy church in France. |
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Neomugicha | 1 | 2 | 4 May 2000 | Incarcerated | A 17-year-old anon who hijacked a bus, stabbed some people and had a little road trip before his bus got blocked and was stormed on May 5th. Posted a warning on 2channel using the name "Neomugicha". |
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Otoya Yamaguchi | 1 | 0 | 12 October 1960 | An Hero in jail | With the power of anime and McCarthyism on his side, he set out with his katana to remove the poison that is socialism from his weeb nation, with the whole thing being televised to boot! |
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Siaosi Vanisi | 1 | 0 | 13 January 1998 | Currently awaiting execution | A 27-year-old Tongan immigrant who murdered a Sheriff’s Deputy near the University of Reno campus in Nevada with a hatchet before taking his gun, gun belt, radio and uniform and fleeing the scene. He was captured the following day in Salt Lake City, Utah and got into a stand-off with police before being shot and wounded and taken into custody. The following year, he was sentenced to death and currently awaits his execution on Nevada’s death row. Known for being the only person to take nightmare mode using Hack N’ Slash and actually kill somebody without dying himself. |
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Alex Hribal | 0 | 22 | 9 April 2014 | Incarcerated | An Eric Harris cucksmoking pizza-faced retard, dual-wielding mommie's unsharpened kitchen knives and randomly stabbing people before getting his ass v&. |
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Unknown 18 year old | 0 | 16 | 19 February 1968 | Incarcerated | Stabbed some girls in Montreal with a pen knife. Stabbed them in the legs and failed horribly. His shitty rampage lasted 3 hours and he still didn't kill anyone. |
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Dylan Quick | 0 | 14 | 9 April 2013 | Incarcerated | Some deaf guy who failed horribly at his plot to go on a "stabbing rampage," likely due to the fact that this loser had used a knife that was used to shave paper and a surgical knife (wtf)? Could've easily went on a shooting instead because he lived in fucking Texas but didn't for some reason. Got tackled and shackled which he deserved for being so shit. |
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Abdul Razak Ali Artan | 0 | 11 | 28 November 2016 | Shot by cops | A mudslime nigger rapefugee from Somalia. Got sympathy from SJWs because "muh oppression". |
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14 year old Tumblrite | 0 | 9 | 23 February 2016 | Incarcerated | None of them even had life-threatening injuries, she was so shit. |
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Xie Zhongcai | 0 | 8 | 7 March 2003 | Incarcerated | Rejected by a teacher. Went on to rightfully stab children and teachers/staff. |
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30 year old woman | 0 | 8 | 29 August 2011 | Incarcerated | Used a box cutter to slash 8 people. Only injured one severely. |
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Horrett Campbell | 0 | 7 | 8 July 1996 | Institutionalized | Invaded a picnic. Probably pretended to be Ant Man. Owned a Volvo and used a machete. |
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Luke Dollahite | 0 | 5 | 6 April 2017 | Incarcerated | Sliced 'n' diced some fgts in the boy locker room. Did it to feel what dying felt like before he became An Hero but got tazed instead. |
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Riaz Ahmadzai | 0 | 5 (+14 shock victims) | 18 July 2016 | Shot by pigs | Mudslime ISIS cucksmoker who tried to attack a train but failed on account of axing people in the forebrain. Only managed to hurt some Chinese tourists. |
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Ben Moynihan | 0 | 3 | 20 June - 11 July 2014 | Incarcerated | Shanked 3 old ladies because girls didn't want him. |
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Moussa Coulibaly | 0 | 2 | 3 February 2015 | V&, awaiting sentence | Sandnigger in Nice, France (home to the famous Bastille Day Massacre) charges a group of soldiers who were guarding a Jewish community centre. |
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Unknown | 0 | 2 | 15 July 2017 | Shot by pigs | A guy that stabbed 2 people in a Metro station before being shot. |
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Kali J. Bookey | 0 | 1 | 29 July 2016 | Incarcerated | Cute jailbait broad stabs her brother's GF to near-death. Sauce |
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Nicholas John Miller | 0 | 0 | 17 October 2013 | Incarcerated | Played Grand Theft Schoolbus. Took a detour. Was arrested. Completely useless. |
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Logan Clark | 0 | 0 | 8 December 2016 | Rehab | Some kid, who was mad as hell and wasn't going to take the bullying anymore, decided to pull out a knife and not use it. He got shot by a cop and was hospitalized. |
Notes |
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Difficulty Levels
Easy: This level includes slow-moving targets, easy-to-navigate locations and a pretty much nonexistent chance of victims being armed or able to fight back in any meaningful way. It also has limited respawning NPC's and police response is slow. Common places include:
- Libraries
- Nursing homes
- Any liberal's house
- Public parks
- Schools
- Even easier: elementary/primary schools
- Swimming pools
- Britain
- France
- Germany
- New Zealand
- New England, Northeast, Pacific (US Servers)
Medium: Although more difficult than easy, this level is still fairly easy for the experienced high-scorer. This level has faster police response time and more people with faster reflexes. Also, the locations are harder to navigate, may have light security already present and (depending on location and jurisdiction) a small to medium chance of encountering armed victims. Several people have played on this level including James Holmes and Charles Whitman. Places include:
- Hospitals
- Malls
- Rooftops
- Colleges
- Theatres
- Train stations
- Switzerland
- Czech Republic
- Austria
- Italy
- Australia (after 2017 national firearms amnesty)
- Midwest (US Servers)
Nightmare Mode: Without a doubt, the most difficult level. It has infinitely respawning NPC's, an almost immediate police response, high security, confusing and small maps and a medium-to-high chance of victims being armed and/or fighting back. The only known people to have a good score on this mode were Major Malik Nadal Hasan, who went 13/30 on the map Fort Hood, and 2nd Lt. Sanurip who went 16/11 in an Indonesian airport. Locations include:
- Airports
- Government offices
- Gun stores / shows
- Shooting ranges
- International borders
- Military bases
- Police stations (as well as Doughnut shops by extension)
- Texas
- Florida
- Israel
- Walmart
- Rocky Mountains, Southwest, Southeast (US Servers)
How to Get The High Score
- Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
- Take some cues from Charles Whitman and start at home. By killing your mom and dad, you're guaranteed at least 2 easy kills, three if you have a wife, but this is you we're talking about.
- Play violent video games (Grand Theft Auto, Hitman, and Manhunt series and FPS games like Doom, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Halo, etc) and listen to metal (Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Debauchery, etc). They will train you to kill better and will ensure that after the murder and harm is over you can continue the lulz by ensuring that misguided idiots everywhere will be wiped up into a rage of fascism and will push for censorship laws.
- It is preferable, but not necessary, that all firearms, ammunition and other weapons used and/or any ingredients used to make explosives are acquired legally so that, like in section 3, retards will call for stricter gun/weapon laws, demand 1984 style security at schools, airports, etc and attempt to demonize anyone who has an interest or hobby in firearms and the like afterwards. This has the doubly lulzy effect that if stricter gun laws are passed, and anyone decides to follows in your footsteps, their victims will be even more disarmed and helpless than they were before, leading to higher body counts, less personal freedom for everyone and greater amounts of lulz.
- Leave behind lulzy, dramawhore-esque statements and media, also remember to take a photo of yourself just beforehand, preferably with a big shit-eating grin on your face as well as a trollface, for the papers and news sites to splash all over their front pages and send a clear signal to all the other limp-dicked social rejects who cram their faces with anti-depressants to numb the pain of their worthless existence out there that all they need to do to make everyone pay attention to them and make their name and face nationally or internationally known is go for the high score. This point is essential for weapons-grade lulz, nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
- Ensure all, or at least the vast majority, of the people you kill are complete strangers and have absolutely nothing to do with any problem you have or any real or perceived injustice against you or society as a whole. They still deserve it, for some reason.
- It is customary, when you've satisfied your bloodlust/run low on ammo/been cornered by police or some other armed individual/gotten bored, to off yourself. This does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
- DON'T USE A .22
- In addition to buying your weapons legally, buy a bunch of armor, such as bulletproof vests, gloves, masks and other shit so that people will want to ban those as well.
- Shoot and/or stab people in the brainstem. Not the forebrain, nor anywhere else. Kill little kids, animals, and women as opposed to adults and teenagers.
- If you plan on committing arson, make sure you use propane gas. If you plan on going on a mass stabbing, use a long bladed knife or a machete that's been sharpened. If you plan on doing a vehicle attack, make sure you use a truck. If you plan on strangling people, use a garrote or a dildo.
- If you want to not get caught with mass murder or serial killing, use latex gloves, wear booties over your shoes, wear a balaclava with cool 80's shades, wear a black coat, and wear long black pants.
- If a wannabe hero or pig draws a weapon, make sure that you aim for the lower bridge of the nose or the ear so that way they die instantly.
- Leave a note on you saying you have planted a bomb somewhere that will go off in a certain amount of time at a certain place to cause more drama.
- Don't tell anyone about your plans and hide your manifesto on a thumb drive.
- If you live in a country like the UK but want to inflict some lulz with a knife that would be worth more than 2 minutes of media coverage, pick the best locations and environments for the said weapon. For example, places with tighter quarters so that your victims won’t have much room to run or tackle you. These places include public transportation mainly.
- Wear an Encyclopedia Dramatica t-shirt/tabard to promote our website. You will gain 2500+ rep with our faction.
Tip
Instead of making a stub article on a loser, post about him here.
Notable Losers
FPS players who couldn't break into the top 50 list. Typically under 14 kills. However, we extend our appreciation for the top 10 in this list for their exceptional skills at PvP combat.
RANK | PLAYER | CONFIRMED KILLS | INJURED | AN HERO | YEAR | COMMENTS | |
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Ernst Wagner | 14 | 11 | N | 1913 | An oldfag schizo who went postal because he thought people would find out about his bestiality fetish. |
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Ramesh Sharma | 14 | 9 | N (Shot by cops) | 1983 | Some Pajeet who decided to shoot up a temple because he had a bad day. |
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Longo Dhendonga | 14 | 9 | N | 2020 | Soldier who went on a rampage after unsuccessfully trying to steal a woman's phone. |
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Patrick Sherrill | 14 | 6 | Y | 1986 | The OG shooter of the eighties. The coiner of a new term for going apeshit with guns at work. The one and only: Patrick Sherrill. |
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Genildo Ferreira de França | 14 | 1 | Y | 1997 | After being ousted as a fag by his wife and several others, in addition to other setbacks, he would later decide to come out in style - with 14 pwned victims and only 1 survivor to tell the tale. |
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Nidal Malik Hasan | 13 | 30 | N | 2009 | Tackled Nightmare mode in an attempt to gain the high-score, but got crippled by a feminist at the site. But at least he has 13 frags to his name. |
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Banda Khumalo | 13 | 16 | N (Shot by cops) | 1977 | Black cop who killed other black people. Just another Tuesday in Africa. |
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Alfred Ogwang | 13 | 14 | N | 1994 | Soldier who shot up a disco club the day after Christmas. Would've been a decent score for the Ugandan servers, but couldn't come close to Richard Komakech's sperg-out. |
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Unknown | 13 | 10 | Got away with it, LOL! | 2016 | Anon who shot up a club before creating a manhunt that is still going on to this day. |
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Jiverly Wong | 13 | 4 | Y | 2009 | A gook from Vietnam who decided to deport 13 fellow immigrants himself before eventually self-deporting; but not before trying to get his manifesto aired on TV in true Cho fashion. |
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Deng Guoxiang | 13 | 3 | Y | 1982 | Chinaman who shot up a bus station because he was accused of stealing or some shit. |
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David Gray | 13 | 3 | N (Shot by cops) | 1990 | Basement-dweller who was responsible for the second lulziest day in the history of the Land of Sheep-Fuckers. |
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Howard Unruh | 13 | 3 | N | 1949 | Flaming Homosexual who shot up the good old town of Camden, New Jersey. Former American Champion. |
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Ljubiša Bogdanović | 13 | 1 | Y | 2013 | Serbian patriot who killed his entire family because he had enough of their shit. |
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George Banks | 13 | 1 | N | 1982 | Dis niga kilt his familee n shiet. |
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James Holmes | 12 | 70 (62 by Holmes) | N | 2012 | Created the most accurate Baneposting cosplay to date. |
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Mark Barton | 12 | 13 | Y | 1999 | Some delusional Mormon. Clubbed his family like a baby seal with a hammer before spewing a few one-liners and shooting people in both good and shitty areas. |
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Farda Gadirov | 12 | 13 | Y | 2009 | Some sand nigger who shot up an oil academy before an heroing. Presumably was influenced by Dumbfuckistan's quest for moar oil. |
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Wellington Menezes de Oliveira | 12 | 12 | Y | 2011 | Brazilian that continued Cho's legacy with a cowboy-style massacre at a local school using only revolvers. |
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Derrick Bird | 12 | 11 | Y | 2010 | Went GTA in Cumbria, England with a .22 Caliber bolt-action rifle and a 12 Gauge double barrel shotgun and did pretty decent. |
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Ian David Long | 12 | 11 (1 by Long) | Y | 2018 | Developed the much anticipated sequel to Fallout: New Vegas. Reviews were mixed however, due to lack of originality and having a shorter campaign than its predecessor. |
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Aaron Alexis | 12 | 8 (3 by Alexis) | N (Shot by cops) | 2013 | Some schizophrenic nigger who went for the high score armed with a sawed-off shotgun. Straight outta doom. |
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DeWayne Craddock | 12 | 5 | N {shot by cops) | 2019 | Gary Martin if he actually was a good shot. Unfortunately, he couldn't beat Cho on the Virginia servers. Tied with Aaron Alexis as highest scoring nigger shooter. |
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Sidnei Ramis de Araújo | 12 | 3 | Y | 2016 | Rang in the New Year the only way he could; by going for the High Score, because Karen took the kids. |
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Saeed Qashash | 12 | 0 | N | 1998 | Killed his family because they told him how much of a NEET he was for not passing the final exam. |
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Juan de Jesús Lozano Velásquez | 11 | 7 | N | 2000 | Shot up a club with an uzi because a bitch refused to dance with him. |
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James Pough | 11 | 6 | Y | 1990 | A nigger who went on an epic spree killing adventure. Before that, he murdered a friend of his in a fit of negronic rage. Had a fierce history of mental illness but was known as an extremely reliable worker. The latter aspect is almost unheard of among black people. |
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Bulelani Vukwana | 11 | 6 | Y | 2002 | Another failure at life who tried to copy Woo Bum-kon, only to crash and burn before an heroing. It's Africa, what else should you expect when niggers are involved. |
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Robert Bowers | 11 | 6 | N | 2018 | Cohencidentally shot up a synagogue a week and a half before the 2018 Midterm Elections. Did manage to hit double digits, but only because every kike he killed was over 50. |
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Manuel António Silva Ribeiro | 11 | 0 | N | 2016 | Disgruntled soldier who shot up a barracks, in the only African country not overrun with niggers. (EDIT: Apparently Portuniggers count as niggers.) |
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Chris Amanyire | 10 | 25 | Y | 2014 | Went on a Shooting Spree because of a argument over a woman and then became An Hero. |
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Abdullah Saleh Zaid al-Kohali | 10 | 15 | N | 2008 | Waded into a mosque and open fire, arrested and senetecned to death. |
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Dimitrious Pagourtzis | 10 | 14 (13 by Pagourtzis) | N | 2018 | 17-Year Old White Gangsta rap artist who went on a killing spree pwning n00bs at Santa Fe High School. |
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Mr. Saari | 10 | 11 (1 by Saari) | Y | 2008 | An unoriginal faggot who copycatted Pekka's 2007 school shooting a year later and managed an extra two kills. |
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Hajula | 10 | 10 | N | 1932 | A Pino shotgunned 20 people before being killed by a group of soldiers 2 days later. |
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Michael McLendon | 10 | 6 | Y | 2009 | A hillbilly living in a very small town in the deep south. Wiped out several family members, went on a driving rampage, got into a shootout with the pigs and systematically became an hero, leaving his quiet little village with PTSD. |
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Tobias Rathjen | 10 | 5 | Y | 2020 | Another "alt-right" shooter, who took elements from Elliot Rodger and David Sonboly (with some 40-Year Old Virgin for good measure). |
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Patrick Okot Odoch | 10 | 3 | N | 2013 | Opened fire at a bar with an AK-47. |
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Christopher Thomas | 10 | 0 | N | 1984 | Executed 10 people in New York City. |
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Peter Karanja | 10 | 0 | N | 2010 | Kenyan cop with AIDS shot up 3 bars before failing to An Hero because he had run out of ammo. |
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Ahmad Al-Issa | 10 | 0 | N | 2021 | Schizo Muslim who shot up a supermarket, just mere days after Robert Aaron Long's spree. |
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Ali David Sonboly | 9 | 36 (4 by Sonboly) | Y | 2016 | An Iranian-German who was fed up with the filthy turkroach infestation of Deutschland and decided to take matters into his own hands. |
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Connor Betts | 9 | 27 (14 by Betts) | N (Shot by cops) | 2019 | Leftist retard who attempted to recreate David Long's shooting at a bar in California, the shooting happened just mere hours after the El Paso Walmart Shooting. |
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Gilbert Twigg | 9 | 25 | Y | 1903 | One of the first High Score holders in the Americunt servers. Would end up setting the precedent for all future High Scores, over 100 years later. |
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Clarence Bertucci | 9 | 19 | N | 1945 | American soldier who PWNs Kraut POWs at a camp in Utah. |
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Carel Johannes Delport | 9 | 19 | N | 1992 | Low IQ retard who successfully brought the spirit of Apartheid to the nig-citizens of Ladysmith. Was released in 2014 after being v& and being sentenced to only 22 years in prison. |
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Mark Essex | 9 | 13 | N (Shot by cops) | 1973 | This motherfucker shot up a police station and took out nearly a dozen filthy pigs. God bless this man's soul! |
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Chris Harper-Mercer | 9 | 7 | Y | 2015 | "Do you believe in god?" |
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Dipendra of Nepal | 9 | 5 | Y | 2001 | Proof that even fucking royalty can go for the High Score. |
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Jeff Weise | 9 | 5 | Y | 2005 | A traumatized goth Injun fatass. Slaughtered his family, crashed into his former school, and came close to surpassing Columbine if not for a surprisingly fast police reaction time, especially for a Native American reservation. Like Chris Mercer and the Columbine fags, Jeff asked his victims if they believed in God. |
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Marciano Contaoe | 9 | 4 | N | 1988 | Drunken Pino started shooting glasses off of tables and then started shooting people. |
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Shawkat Fouad Shakar | 9 | 3 | N | 1991 | Went on the rampage to avenge the death of his parents and his brother. |
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Satan Claus | 9 | 3 | Y | 2008 | Gave us the lulziest Christmas evar! |
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Mark Chahal | 9 | 2 | Y | 1996 | Indian-Canuck who killed 9 family members then became An Hero. |
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Mile Matic | 9 | 1 | Y (in prison) | 1986 | Some schizo prison guard who flipped his lid because his brother(in law) interrupted his Minecraft session. Realizing he wouldn't get out of the loony bin alive, he decided to cut his life sentence short in 1994. |
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Dylann Storm Roof | 9 | 1 | N | 2015 | An ugly, traumatized, retarded-sounding crusader in the southern USA. He killed Christfag niggers at a church before being V& by the pigs. |
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Victor Ernest Hoffman | 9 | 0 | N | 1967 | Insane Canuck who PWNd 9 memebers of a family in Saskatchewan. |
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Sergey Egorov | 9 | 0 | N | 2017 | Got his feelings hurt because he got caught bullshitting about serving in the army, so he showed them that "he can still shoot" |
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Mazen Harfoush | 9 | 0 | N | 2020 | Killed his wife, then 8 other dudes she was gangbanging on the side (including his own brother!) |
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Richard Durn | 8 | 19 | Y (Rage quit the day after getting v&) | 2002 | Leftist retard who tried to copy the Zug Massacre, but failed miserably. Definitely read way too much Nietzsche. |
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Pekka-Eric Auvinen | 8 | 13 (1 by Auvinen) | Y | 2007 | Some retarded, delusional Eric Harris wannabe that killed 8 people as well as firing rounds at inanimate objects for an hour before becoming An Hero. |
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Joseph Wesbecker | 8 | 12 | Y | 1989 | Shot up some paper plant he worked at because they were "conspiring against him". Bonus points for causing massive amounts of butthurt directed at Big Pharma (he was high as shit on Prozac). |
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Ronald Bae | 8 | 12 | N (Shot by cops) | 2013 | Killed some fags. His maid was v& for assisting in his shooting spree. |
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Alaa Abu Dhaim | 8 | 11 | N (Shot by civilian) | 2008 | Palestinian who tried to play on Nightmare mode at an Israeli school. Did pretty decent, going 8/11 before his spree got cut short. AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A HIGHER SCORE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING JEWS!! |
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Rolando Mendoza | 8 | 9 | N (Shot by cops) | 2010 | Cop who got fired and decided that the best way to get his job back was to take a bus hostage and threaten to murder them. Eventually shot up the bus and got sniped. |
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Gian Luigi Ferri | 8 | 6 | Y | 1993 | Some wop who caused massive amounts of butthurt by getting 8 noobs rekt 34 stories up |
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Ridvan Zykaj | 8 | 6 | N | 2018 | His family accused him of stealing turkeys, so he stole their lives. Trolled the country of Albania even further by taunting the Prime Minister on Facebook while on the run. |
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Robert Hawkins | 8 | 6 (4 by Hawkins) | Y | 2007 | Some emo-looking faggot. Stole his daddy's AK and shot a couple of magazines worth of ammo at people before becomingAn Hero. |
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Frank Vitkovic | 8 | 5 | Y | 1987 | Shot people at an office building purely out of psychopathic boredom. Seriously, you should've read his diary. |
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Suleiman Khater | 8 | 4 | Y (in prison) | 1985 | Egyptian soldier who PWNd Israeli tourists in the Siani Peninsular. |
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Stephanus Swart | 8 | 3 | Y | 1927 | Killed his wife and then went on a random Spree. |
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Carl Robert Brown | 8 | 3 | N (Shot AND run over by civilians) | 1982 | Florida Man goes berserk at welding store for fucking up his bike. Would've potentially made it out safely to the school he taught to continue his rampage, but he got shot & run over by two civies that were nearby. |
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Robert Steward | 8 | 3 | N | 2009 | Extra credit for doing it at a nursing home. |
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Moses Katwesigye | 8 | 3 | N | 2016 | Another mad soldier in Bongo Bongo Land. |
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Mohsin Yahya Munassar Al-Hilal | 8 | 2 | N | 2003 | Yemeni who went on a Shooting Spree at a mosque. |
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Omar Thornton | 8 | 2 | Y | 2010 | Killed white people in a fit of negronic rage because he got fired (ironically enough, he got fired for stealing). |
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Gildardo Urrego | 8 | 1 | N | 1977 | Colombian who massacred 9 members of a family on Christmas Eve. |
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Scott Dekraai | 8 | 1 | N | 2011 | Shot his ex-wife because she was a bitch, then pwned 7 more noobs at a hair salon before getting V& by the pigs. |
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Spencer Hight | 8 | 1 | N (shot by cops) | 2017 | Shot his ex-wife and 7 other randoms during a handegg watching party. |
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Robert Aaron Long | 8 | 1 | N | 2021 | Possibly the most extreme case of post-nut clarity we have ever seen. Probably felt bad after reading the bible post-fap. |
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Phu Lam | 8 | 0 | Y | 2014 | Canuck Gook killed members of his family before becoming An Hero. |
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Willie Godbolt | 8 | 0 | N | 2017 | A man that wasn't fit to live. Shot and killed a pig and 7 others before he was shot and apprehended after being treated for his wound. |
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Seth Ator | 7 | 22 | N (Shot by cops) | 2019 | Actually went GTA in Texas, but only after having to improvise because his initial plan failed. |
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Julian Knight | 7 | 19 | N | 1987 | Successfully went GTA on the Australian servers, only to be outdone by Frank Vitkovic 4 months later. Attempted to an hero, but he ran out of ammo. |
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William Ray Bonner | 7 | 9 | N | 1973 | Another nigger who went on a GTA killing spree, this time in Los Angeles. |
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Richard Farley | 7 | 4 | N | 1988 | A complete fucking creep who tried to kill a girl he stalked for years before (spoiler alert: she didn't die). |
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One L. Goh | 7 | 3 | N | 2012 | Realizing that he'll forever remain a NEET due to mounting college debt, he did the only thing he could do; attempt to outscore Cho. Although he failed miserably, he caused a decent amount of butthurt in Oakland. (UPDATE: Goh is ded as of March 20, 2019; possible prison An Hero) |
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Rodrick Dantzler | 7 | 2 | Y | 2011 | After realizing that bitches really aren't shit, he decided to bust a cap in every one of his Baby Mamas and his illegitimate children before leading police on an epic chase! |
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Isaac Obua | 7 | 2 | N (shot dead) | 2016 | Another soldier from Bongo Bongo Land and yet another shooting. |
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Abel Klemmensen | 7 | 1 | N | 1990 | Brought some excitement to a New Year's party in the iced-out shithole formally known as Greenland. |
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Edmund Wilsdorf | 7 | 0 | Y | 1907 | Kraut who shot dead his wife a 6 children before becoming An Hero. |
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John Etter Clark | 7 | 0 | Y | 1956 | Canuck politician who went on a rampage and then became An Hero. |
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Leonard Hogue | 7 | 0 | Y | 1965 | Dirty cop who stole $1.2 million dollars in a daring heist, except that the money was completely worthless because it was all hole punched. Realizing that he fucked up a simple job, and that the real cops are closing in, he decided to seppuku his wife and 6 kids, each with a Magnum headshot, before finally choosing death over dishonor. |
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Jennifer San Marco | 7 | 0 | Y | 2006 | The only woman man enough to kill more than 3 people in a shooting, probably because she targeted azns, darkies and spics. |
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Nordine Amrani | 6 | 125 | Y | 2011 | Some Belgian guy who sprayed bullets from a rooftop onto shoppers with a FN FAL before an heoring. Also tried to rape and then killed a maid at his flat before going amok. |
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Colin Ferguson | 6 | 19 | N | 1993 | The nigger version of Dylann Roof, with a bit of Jared Loughner thrown in for good measure. Unlike his cracker counterpart, the liberal faggots in NY gave him reduced sentences because of BLACK OPPRESSION. |
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Alexandre Bissonnette | 6 | 19 | N | 2017 | Canadian gamer that leveled up. |
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Tristan van der Vlis | 6 | 17 | Y | 2011 | God-hating bitch that went an hero with 2 pistols and a .22 rifle. He drew guns and was inspired by Columbine. |
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Jared Lee Loughner | 6 | 14 (13 by Loughner) | N | 2011 | A schizo. Tried to assassinate a person that didn't answer his question by shooting her in the head but failing hard due to him using FMJ and aiming for the Forebrain before getting what he deserved which was getting apprehended by various people while trying to reload. |
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Elliot Rodger | 6 | 13 | Y | 2014 | A tiny dick Brit-Azn butthurt because he was still a virgin at 22. |
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Wade Michael Page | 6 | 3 | Y | 2012 | A Neo-Nazi retard that tried to kill Jews - by shooting up a Sikh church. |
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Jason Dalton | 6 | 2 | N | 2016 | A fatass Uber driver that did some drive-bys. |
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Kyle Huff | 6 | 2 | Y | 2006 | Goth fatass who filled degenerate ravers with buckshot before an heroing. |
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Tyler Peterson | 6 | 1 | Y | 2007 | Cop who killed his ex-gf and 5 others at a pizza party, all because they laughed at his dumb ass. |
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Dmitry Vinogradov | 6 | 1 | N | 2012 | One of the few Russian shooters. |
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Patrick Purdy | 5 | 32 | Y | 1989 | 80s version of Adam Lanza. |
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Stephen Kazmierczak | 5 | 23 | Y | 2008 | A severely depressed bisexual faggot with shitty taste in women as well as shot placement. Tried to copy Cho but wasn't Azn enough. |
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Chérif Chekatt | 5 | 11 | N (Shot by police) | 2018 | Muslim fag kills 5 at some gay ass Christmas market and steals some taxi and later is killed by cops |
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Micah Xavier Johnson | 5 | 9 | N (Blown the fuck up by cops) | 2016 | A Black Lives Matter acolyte from Texas. Set out to kill white cops, and succeeded. |
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Gary Montez Martin | 5 | 7 (6 by Martin) | N (Shot by cops) | 2019 | Postal - Illinois Expansion pack. Bonus points for wounding cops, even though that didn't stick. |
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Esteban Santiago | 5 | 6 | N | 2017 | A Spic schizo. Played on Nightmare Mode in a Fort Lauderdale airport, but ran out of ammo and got V&. |
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Charles Roberts | 5 | 5 | Y | 2006 | Extra credit for doing it at an Amish schoolhouse. |
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Sulejman Talović | 5 | 4 | N (Shot by cops) | 2007 | Some Bosnian guy who put on a trenchcoat and used a cheap shotgun (using birdshot) and a .38 revolver to shoot a few people in a mall before getting shot by pigs. Family was Muslim. However, the police said he wasn't motivated by Terrorism. |
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John Samir Zawahri | 5 | 4 (2 by Zawahri) | N (Cops pwned him) | 2013 | You want more proof that gun control don't work for niggers? There's your fucking proof. |
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Euler Fernando Grandolpho | 5 | 3 | Y | 2018 | Depressed loner who shot up a church during Mass. Caused additional butthurt because he went for the High Score mere hours before Chérif Chekatt, so everyone thought it was the work of a sand nigger. |
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Jason Nightengale | 5 | 2 | N (Killed by police) | 2021 | A crazy nigga from Chiraq who kicked off 2021 with a bang. If anyone though 2021 was going to be different than 2020, they'd be dead wrong. |
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Jarrod Ramos | 5 | 2 | N | 2018 | Some angry mutt who rekt 5 journalists with a shotgun. Bonus points for causing massive amounts of butthurt among liberals. |
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John Robert Neumann Jr. | 5 | 0 | Y | 2017 | A discharged soldier. Shot people in the head at Fiamma days prior to the 1 year anniversary of Pulse. |
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Anthony Ferrill | 5 | 0 | Y | 2020 | Literal carbon copy of Omar Thornton. Also is one of only two Americunt High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks Corona-chan!!). |
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Arcan Cetin | 5 | 0 | Y (In prison) | 2016 | A Leftist turkroach used his Call Of Duty MLG Noscope Skillz to rek 5 noobz in the makeup department of a mall in Washington with a Ruger 10/22, sparked a manhunt. Evaded police for almost a day before being caught. |
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Zephen Xavier | 5 | 0 | N | 2019 | Ventilated women at a Florida bank before having a bout of Troll's Remorse, and V& himself. |
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Kip Kinkel | 4 | 25 | N | 1998 | Some retarded-looking crybaby schizo. Killed his mommy and daddy, then managed to kill 2 people before getting tackled while reloading after spamming shit at people which resulted in him being dog-piled and thrown into the slammer for life which finally led to him getting sausage up his ass. |
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Kujtim Fejzullai | 4 | 23 | N (Killed by police) | 2020 | Radical muzzie who Aloha Snackbar'd just hours before Corona Lockdown 2: Electric Boogaloo. Because what would the absolute shitshow that was 2020 be without some old-fashioned Islamic terrorism? |
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Martin Peyerl | 4 | 7 | Y | 1999 | The closest we will ever get to a German Charles Whitman, some 16 year old kraut fucker shot at people from his bedroom with his daddy's firearms before an'heroing in a bathtub |
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Nathan Gale | 4 | 7 | N (Shot by cops) | 2004 | Butthurt meathead who shot his former idol Dimebag Darrel. Ended up getting bored and got 3 more kills before getting his head Kurt Cobain'd by the cops. |
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Randan Fontaine | 4 | 7 | N | 2016 | Kid who chimped-out at La Loche Community School. |
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Matthew Murray | 4 | 5 | Y | 2007 | A guy who had 2 pistols and an AR15 clone but only got 4 kills. |
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Jaylen Fryberg | 4 | 3 | Y | 2014 | A butthurt drama queen Injun normie jock. Stole his daddy's .40 and shot people at a table before some cunt tried to stop his ass which led to him shooting himself in the neck. |
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Joaquin Roman | 4 | 2 | Y | 2020 | Sperged out at a gas station after attempting (and failing) to copy Seth Ator. Only reason this sperg-out made national news was due to the Cop Killer bonus this scorer accrued. Also is one of only two Americunt High Scores to take place in 2020 (thanks Corona-chan!!). |
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Travis Reinking | 4 | 2 | N | 2018 | Schizo retard who shot up a Waffle House with an AR15 wearing only a jacket. Some dude took the rifle from him which made him take off the jacket and run away completely naked. |
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Maurice Clemmons | 4 | 1 | N (Shot by cops) | 2009 | A nigger who should've been executed for his many crimes, but instead was given clemency by none other than Mike Huckabee. He celebrated his newfound freedom by chimping out on 4 random pigs who dindu nuffin. |
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Kori Ali Muhammad | 4 | 0 | N | 2017 | A hater of white people. Shot people in multiple places with a revolver before getting V&. |
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Ivan Lopez | 3 | 16 | Y | 2014 | FUCKING FORT HOOD AGAIN! SERIOUSLY! |
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Santino William Legan | 3 | 12 | Y | 2019 | Decided to shoot up a garlic festival of all places. |
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George Sodini | 3 | 9 | Y | 2009 | A guy desperate to have a woman in his life decided to shoot up a Gold's Gym while Latin dance music played. |
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Michael Carneal | 3 | 5 | N (Surrendered to principal, then later cops) | 1997 | A Schizo autistic nerd that was bullied a fuckton of times by kids (most notably jocks) that he decided he was gonna bring a shitload of guns and ammo to school and act on his Basketball Diaries/NBK fantasies. Only used a shit .22 caliber Ruger pistol which resulted in a low kill count. He then pussied out like a faggot to the principal. |
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Timothy Hendron | 3 | 5 | Y | 2011 | Another workplace shooter that failed to take Patrick Sherril's score |
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Mateus Da Costa Meira | 3 | 4 | N | 1999 | A fat fuck who fancied himself "pure evil", but really just spent all his time in his window-less apartment room wageslaving. This desperate suine even got into cocaine to lose some weight, which only made him go Aurora in his local movie theater. He didn't even got to an hero himself due to being tackled by a random HUE! Fat people, amirite? |
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Snochia Moseley | 3 | 3 | Y | 2018 | The first black tranny player, clearly added to the game to meet the diversity quotas of The Current Year. |
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Amy Bishop | 3 (One of the injured had a heart attack 7 years after) | 3 | N | 2010 | An attempt by a woman to get onto both the School Shooting & Workplace Shooting leader-boards, that failed miserably, proving that women can't shoot for shit. |
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TJ Lane | 3 | 2 | N | 2012 | One of the lulziest failures around. Broke out of jail in 2014 only to be recaptured. |
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Cedric Anderson | 3 | 1 | Y | 2017 | A Navy veteran with a criminal history. Shot his special ED teacher wife and two students before becoming an hero. |
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Allen Christopher Ivanov | 3 | 1 | N (Tried to flee to Oregon but was arrested) | 2016 | A spoiled butthurt teen decided to shoot up a house party after seeing his ex-girlfriend with another man. |
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Noah Jacob Harpham | 3 | 1 | N (Shot by cops) | 2015 | A Christfag. Shot up a street in Colorado, then got pwnt by cops. |
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Thomas Hartless | 3 | 0 | Y | 2017 | A woman-beater with a long criminal record. Shot up a nursing home. One of the victims was a pig. |
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Randy Robert Stair | 3 | 0 | Y | 2017 | A retarded Columbiner tranny. Shot up a grocery store with two sawed-off shotguns when the store closed. |
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Anonymous | 2 | 14-17 | N | 2016 | Pulled off a shitty sequel to the Pulse Nightclub Massacre. |
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Gabe Parker | 2 | 14 | N | 2018 | Broke up with his tuba. |
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Faisal Hussain | 2 | 13 | Y | 2018 | Some schizo muzzie who failed miserably at going GTA, only scoring 2 kills before becoming An hero. |
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David Katz | 2 | 11 (10 by Katz) | Y | 2018 | Threw a temper tantrum because he lost a fucking video game. |
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Brenda Ann Spencer | 2 | 9 | N | 1979 | Lesbian teen who pulled off a shitty massacre from her house because she hated Mondays. |
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John Russel Houser | 2 | 9 | Y | 2015 | Another generic mentally-ill faggot who went postal at a movie theater which caused the unfunny fatass Amy Schumer to get triggered and spout ignorant and stupid-ass gun control shit. |
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Jim David Adkisson | 2 | 7 | N | 2008 | Shot leftards and commielovers at his local Church in Tennessee. And to that, we at ED send our thanks towards him. |
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Huan Yun Xiang | 2 | 5 | N | 2002 | V-Tech Massacre: Ausfailian Edition. |
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Scott Beierle | 2 | 4 | Y | 2018 | Tried to channel the spirit of George Hennard in his incel-fueled campaign against women. Unfortunately, he got shafted with George Sodini instead, and him miserably failing only gave feminists more reasons to laugh at men. |
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Hesham Mohamed Hadayet | 2 | 4 | N (Shot by cops) | 2002 | Failed to Aloha Snackbar at LAX. Specifically targeted an Israeli airline in hopes of garnering sympathy for Palestine. |
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Man Haron Monis | 2 | 4 | N (Shot by cops) | 2014 | Attacked a chocolate cafe and terrorized hostages for 16 hours before getting owned by the pigs. |
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Nathaniel Jouett | 2 | 4 | N | 2017 | Crybaby shoots up a library and has regrets after realizing its gonna be eternity buttsecks |
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Nathaniel Berhow | 2 | 3 | Y | 2019 | Sperged out on his shitty high school as a nice birthday present for himself. |
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Jesse Osborne | 2 | 3 | N | 2016 | Killed his dad and attempted to pull off a sequel to Sandy Hook, failed miserably. |
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James Paul Diaz | 2 | 3 | N | 2014 | Another California man attempting to out-score Cho. |
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Flemming Nielsen | 2 | 2 | Y | 1994 | Denmarkish old-fag that tried to go Postal on the College that he worked in, but was too much a sperg to properly plan his massacre and got only two frags. |
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Jeremy Patterson | 2 | 2 | Y | 2017 | A revenge-seeker. Rammed his vehicle into his ex-girlfriend's vehicle and began shooting her and her kids before becoming an hero. |
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Larry Gordon | 2 | 2 | N (Shot by cops) | 2016 | Michigan convict going to a court appearance when he broke free and killed two bailiffs. Tried to take hostages but bailed for no reason and was shot by the piggies while escaping. |
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Keith Luke | 2 | 1 | Y (After conviction) | 2013 | Attempted to purify his cheap and shitty town of Brockton, but failed miserably. |
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Vester Lee Flanagan II | 2 | 1 | Y (After a chase by local pigs) | 2015 | Virginian niggerfag decides to go postal on his former coworkers/news reporters for being racist, with 8 shots from a Glock and POV footage of the deed. Gaze upon his work and take notes future high scorers. |
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Sergey Gordeyev | 2 | 1 | N | 2014 | Hostage taker and cop killer, who latter pussed out and surrendered to the cops, all thanks to voices in his head. |
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Kyle Rittenhouse | 2 | 1 | N | 2020 | Zoomer patriot who slotted a couple of Antifa soyboys at a BLM riot in Wisconsin; in "self-defense" of course ;) |
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Ulysses Cribbs | 1 | 25 | N | 1977 | A nigger dumb enough to think that buckshot could kill anyone at long range; even while shooting up a crowded nightclub. It's honestly a miracle that he managed to kill anyone at all. |
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Kimveer Gill | 1 | 19 | Y | 2006 | An Indian Eric Harris wannabe gothfag. Went to a college and shot people randomly with a shitty hangfire carbine before taking someone hostage which resulted in him accidentally shooting himself in the arm which made him become an hero. |
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Edmar Aparecido Freitas | 1 | 8 | Y | 2003 | He was so terminally fat that his chalories drove him insane and blood-lusty, lol! |
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Devon Erickson and Maya McKinney | 1 | 8 | N, N. | 2019 | Imagine the Columbine killers. Now image them as autistic tranny faggots. Now give them handguns. That is your end result. |
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Henry Bello | 1 | 6 | Y | 2017 | A revenge-seeking nigger. Shot 7 people at a hospital before shooting himself. |
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Jason Rodriguez | 1 | 5 | N | 2009 | Follow up of the Fort Hood Shooting |
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James Alan Kearby | 1 | 3 | N | 1985 | Some bullied little kid who brought a gun to school, got noticed carrying the gun and some dumb fuck asked if it was for a school project. Surprisingly, he did manage to pwn the prinicpal and was released on his 21st birthday. |
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Federico Guevara Elizondo | 1 | 3 | Y | 2017 | Spic who got a .22 revolver and tried to kill people with headshots, but only killed 1 person. Was also so shit that he missed when attempting suicide. Watch the shitty gameplay footage here! |
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Michael Zehaf-Bibeau | 1 | 3 | N (Shot by cops) | 2014 | Typical muslim that tried to assassinate the Canadian prime minister with somebody's grandpa's lever rifle. Got owned by some RCMP officer who is then promoted to an ambassador. |
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Caleb Sharpe | 1 | 3 | N | 2017 | Edgy, notable young school shooter. Got pwn'd by a school security guard and later V&'d. |
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John Earnest | 1 | 3 | N | 2019 | 21-year-old fag who attempted to create a sequel to the Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom and send a message to the ZOG. The only message he ended up sending was that he can't aim for shit. |
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Raoul Moat | 1 | 2 (1 later committed suicide) | Y | 2010 | Chav who shot his ex, her boyfriend and a cop because she said her boyfriend was a cop to scare him even though she knew he hated the cops. |
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Larry Rosenberg | 1 | 2 | Y | 2016 | 77-year-old nursing home resident that had issues with the "damn poker gambling" others were participating in. |
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Alvaro Castillo | 1 | 2 | N (Got V& by the piggies) | 2006 | Yet another degenerate loser who jacked off to the Columbine killers and failed miserably to surpass their legacy. Blasted his abusive dad and went to his old school where he set off some firecrackers and shot at objects before getting tackled. |
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Adam Purinton | 1 | 2 | N | 2017 | An Injun hater. Got triggered by the sight of them and decided to shoot them while yelling "Get outta my country". |
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Jose Reyes | 1 | 2 | Y | 2013 | Some 12 year old autistic spic that attempted to pull a Columbine at his middle school |
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Robert Butler Jr. | 1 | 1 | Y | 2011 | Some nigger who shot his principal. |
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Peter Reeve | 1 | 1 | Y | 2012 | Wannabe Derrick Bird. Tried shooting his neighbors, failed and shot an off-duty pig before becoming An Hero in a graveyard. |
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Gene Evin Atkins | 1 | 0 | N | 2018 | Held some NPC's hostage at a Trader Joe's in California. |
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Steve Stephens | 1 | 0 | Y | 2017 | Got mad after being bankrupt and losing his girlfriend and went on a "rampage", only killing a elderly man of the same race on Facebook. After being spotted in Pennsylvania, he an hero'd after a brief chase that only lasted 2 miles. Can you say Joy Lane? |
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Anthony Powell | 1 | 0 | Y | 2009 | Decided to shoot some nigger bitch who was on YouTube, in the name of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. |
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Robert Mone | 1 | 0 | N | 1967 | Took a classroom hostage with a shotgun at his old school and molested some girls. When the teacher told him to stop, he shot her in the face. Later broke out of a mental hospital with another inmate and increased his kill count. |
Absolute Fucking Failures
These assclowns couldn't even manage to get a single kill! They are the Polygon of real life.
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David Young and Doris Young | 79 | N | 1986 | Tried to bomb Cokeville Elementary School in middle of nowhere Wyoming. |
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Sebastian Bosse | 37 | Y | 2006 | An Eric Harris wannabe. Tried to shoot up his school with pirate guns and various other weapons which didn't go well at all. |
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Unknown | 28+ (25 by the perpetrator) | N | 2017 | A person tried to yet again replicate Pulse and failed profusely. |
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Unknown 18 year old | 16 | N | 1968 | Some 18 year old Canadian who stabbed 16 girls' legs with a pen knife that had a 2 inch blade. |
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Georg R. | 15 | N (Injured by polizei) | 2009 | Some faggot who threw 2 molotovs in a classroom and sliced some bitch up with an axe before trying to commit suicide by cop and failing. |
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Lev Bidjakov and Aleksandr Buslidze | 15 | N (Stabbed each other but didn't die) | 2018 | Two Ruskie gay lovers who tried to recreate Columbine at a school in Russia and stabbed 14 kiddies and a teacher, then getting into an argument and stabbing each other. |
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Abdul Razak Ali Artan | 11 | N | 2016 | Some ISIS Cock-smoking mudslime. Went on a stabbing and vehicle-ramming spree at Ohio State University, stabbed people in unbelievably shitty places like in the arm, and because of this, he was the only casualty in the attack. |
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Natasha K. and the other two girls | 7 | N | 2018 | 13 year old girl shot with a pneumatic revolver in school. Russian female Columbine copycats. |
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Dominick Maldonado | 6 | N | 2005 | A methhead who wanted the world to "feel his anger". Shot up a mall with a Chinese AK-47 and a pistol, taking people hostage before getting V&. He tried taking a pig hostage with scissors but failed. |
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Anthony "T.J." Solomon | 6 | N | 1999 | A month after the lulzy attack at Columbine, Anthony brought a .22 rifle to his school and shot 6 students in shitty parts of the body. While trying to bring himself to suicide, a principal talked him out of it and he turned himself to the pigs. |
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James Hodgkinson | 6 | N | 2017 | Jared Lee Loughner wannabe, tried to assassinate House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and kill as many Republicans as he could, but failed miserably. |
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Aleksandrs I. | 6 | N (Injured by polizei) | 2017 | Swiss nazi-obsessed faggot who attacked some people with an axe, did GTA IRL and attacked some moar people in a gas station before getting shot. |
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Anton Bichivin | 6 | N (Attempted) | 2018 | Some Columbine-obsessed Ruskie who threw a molotov in a class and tried to an hero with an axe but failed. Wore a KMFDM t-shirt during the attack. |
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Seth Trickey | 5 | N | 1999 | Seth shot people and pussied out in front of a teacher who commanded his stupid ass to drop his gun. |
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Lamar Moore | 4 | N (Shot by cops) | 2011 | Died bravely in a line of fire by police inside a police station after he brought a shotgun in the building and wounded 4 officers, none of them critically, even at point-blank range. He was falsely accused by The Man of kidnapping and raping a 13 year old girl, when she probably deserved it anyways. So that was when he heroically stepped into the office and amazed the whole world of how much of an incredibly amazing man he truly is. |
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Asa Coon | 4 | Y | 2007 | He was punched by a nigger, shot people in really shitty places, and became An Hero. To add insult to injury, the cops leaked photos of his corpse. Here is the shitty gameplay footage. |
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Jacob Robida | 4 | Y | 2006 | Neo-Nazi juggalo who injured 1 person with a hatchet and 3 people with a gun at a gay bar before becoming an hero. |
18 | 23px | Dimitris Patmanidis | 3 | Y | 2009 | A bullied, human-hating revenge-seeker. Went to his school and shot people in shitty places like the legs, arms, hand, and chest before becoming an hero. |
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Nasim Aghdam | 3 | Y | 2018 | Some dirty vegan towelhead that decided that YouTube's shitty policies couldn't be changed by peaceable means and started shooting in the corporate offices in California. She didn't manage to kill anyone but herself. |
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Armando Hernandez Jr. | 3 | N | 2020 | Attempted to Snapchat his killing spree.....during a goddamn pandemic. |
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Edgar Robles | 2 | N | 2014 | A revenge-seeker. Wounded 2 people on a fucking packed bus. |
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Marissa Wallen | 2 | N | 2017 | 21-year-old hooker who somehow failed to kill her john with two headshots after giving her bad oral sex. |
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Mason Campbell | 2 | N | 2014 | Some 12-year old-loser who tried to go Cho. He sawed off daddy's shotgun and used birdshot, randomly firing everywhere, before being tackled and shackled. |
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Neil MacInnis | 2 | N | 2013 | 4chan Post |
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Fantahun Girma Woldesenbet]] | 2 | N (Shot by civilian) | 2021 | Fort Hood 3: 2 is better than 1- oh wait, this guy was worse than Tranny fucking Phantom. |
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Austin Wayne Rollins | 2 | N (Shot by cops) | 2018 | Some nerd shot his ugly oneitis and some other kid before getting shot by a pig. |
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Artem Tagirov | 2 | N (Allegedly attempted suicide by slitting own throat) | 2018 | Russian kid that stabbed a couple people and set his teacher on fire. All in all, another normal day in Russia. |
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Mondrone Shooters | 2 | N, N | 2018 | Brazilian Columbiners that, due to being mentally retarded Zoomers, decided to follow on Eric & Dylan's footsteps, but failed miserably. A pretty good metaphor for Brazil in general, if you think about it. |
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David Mota Nogueira | 1 | Y | 2011 | A depressed 10-year-old sperg that got so mad about his teacher's sexual advancements that he decided to go NBK. |
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Floyd Lee Corkins | 1 | N | 2012 | Inspired by the SPLC, he tried to shoot up an anti-fag group, but, like most libtard gunmen, he couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and was thus unable to go through with his plan to smear Chick-fil-A on the victims' faces. |
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Mikhail Pivnev (alias: Mike Klebold | 1 (3 others were injured by jumping out of windows) | N | 2017 | Some Columbiner Ruskie who shot a teacher with an air rifle and set off some smoke bombs. Shouted that he'd come there to die, yet was arrested. |
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Robert Gladden Jr. | 1 | N | 2012 | An Emofag. Shot a student in the back before being tackled by various people in the cafeteria. |
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Jon Romano | 1 | N | 2004 | A bullied outcast fascinated by Columbine. Brought a shotgun and shot a teacher in the leg like a dumbshit. He pussied out and surrendered to the staff, and agreed to a plea deal for 20 years in prison. |
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Ilya Ivanistov | 1 | Y | 2018 | |
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Florian Klein | 1 | Y | 2003 | A 16-year-old Satanist who shot at his teacher, missed and accidentally shot another teacher (who tried to disarm him) in the thigh before committing suicide. |
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Mikese Morse | 1 | N | 2018 | Former Olympic Track Star goes Bat Shit Insane and tries to run down a family of 3 in his car. |
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Brandon Clegg | 0 | Y | 2019 | Autistic troglodyte who decided to pwn some noobs with some of the Fortnite experience he gained because he has nothing else to do with his pathetic life. Eventually did some PvP with the cops before becoming an hero |
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Sol Pais | 0 | Y | 2019 | Traveled to Colorado all the way from Florida to shoot up Columbine High School. Only managed to send threats and hype everyone up before she pussied out and shot herself in the woods. At least she got a 4 star wanted level. |
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Charles Landeros | 0 | N (Shot by cops) | 2019 | Tried to go to his son's middle school over a custody battle before cops stopped him. Outside the school, Landeros fired 2 shots at a cop before being pwn'd. |
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Brian Isaack Clyde | 0 | N (Shot by cops) | 2019 | 2019's biggest failure yet! Some nobody who tried to tackle Nightmare Mode at a courthouse in Texas for some reason. He shot out a window before pussying out, then got capped by a security guard. Nobody really cared. |
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Lindsay Souvannarath | 0 | N | 2015 | Planned to shoot up a Halifax mall with two of her cuntbuddies, but got arrested due to posting about her plan on tumblr, and is now in jail getting grabbed by the pussy in the shower. |
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Liam Lyburd | 0 | N | 2014 | Nearly committed a mass shooting at Newcastle College with a Glock he bought on the Deep Web but was stopped hours before he was going to do it due to posting threats on Facebook. |
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Lloyd Gunton | 0 | N | 2017 | Another Britfag who tried to commit mass murder, this time for ISIS at a Justin Bieber concert with a car, a hammer and a knife in some Westminster-inspired attack. Was arrested hours before he was going to, though, because he posted about it on social media, just like Liam Lyburd and Ethan Stables. |
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Ethan Stables | 0 | N | 2017 | Faggot who was so ashamed of being bisexual that he tried to commit a machete attack at a gay bar. Was apparently arrested just as he was walking to the bar and was in Cumbria, where more successful attacker Travis Bickle committed his shootings. |
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Dylan Schumaker | 0 (A child died.) | N | 2013 | He bricked a poor 23-month old toddler to death. Now he's suffering the same fate as the above, the only difference being he doesn't have a pussy. He's turned into one! |
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Angel Granados | 0 | N | 2019 | Autistic spic who got his ass beat by his gym teacher over his cool new NERF Super Soaker. |
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Willem Van SpronsenTemplate:Trans | ? | N (Shot by cops) | 2019 | Anarchist Boomer liberal tranny Antifa member who decided to shoot up an ICE "concentration camp" in Tacoma. Didn't even manage to achieve a single kill and was essentially dead on arrival. |
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You | 0 | N (sadly) | The current year | Soon...hopefully. Don't disappoint us... |
King of all losers
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William Atchison | 2 | 0 | Y | 2017 | Encyclopedia Dramatica's very own admin AlGore spent literal years obsessing over this very page, updating it every time someone so much as shot a stray cat and participating in an act of worship for school shooters like an edgy teenager, only to have his own shooting spree stopped by a sofa and an old lady. Spam his talk page with insults to pay your respects! |
See Also
- An Hero
- Crime
- Hitler Unit
- Mass Murder
- Mass Shooting
- Murder
- School Shooting
- Serial Killers
- Wanted Level