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Anthony, who is more commonly known as HDP for short, is a 16 year old goth, emotional poet and Twitard brought to you from the folks at DeviantART's Complaints forum. HDP was first spotted in the complaints forum on or around Nov, 28th of 2008, where his friend told him to go because there would be other artsy people like him that he could talk to who would understand him because they were all the same pattern of snowflake., or
- 1 The Forum Post
- 2 Poetry
- 3 Discoveries
- 4 Leaving FOREVAR
- 5 SaguinousKane; Return Of The Prince
- 6 Back again, are we?
- 7 B&!
- 8 IT WAS A TRAP
- 9 Gallery of HDP
- 10 Fan Art
- 11 External Links
- 12 See Also
The Forum Post
As stated above, HDP first appeared on DA in the Complaints Forum. The one major way to get lulz out of Complaints is to treat it like it's the Help with life forum. This is exactly what HDP did. Laying on a sob story how his girlfriend dumped him because she doesn't understand what he is going through.
—HDP on being special
a poem by Her-dark-prince
HDP is such a great poet, that he uses it to harm those who mock him. The actual poems themselves surprisingly aren't that tl;dr, and a sample will be shown here.
— -HDP on hurting people over the net
Originally meant for a certain deviant, in fear of getting b& he changed it's meaning to everyone else. As you can clearly see, his threats are about as intimidating as those from a (noun)
Some parts of his hate poems are ridiculously easy to take out of context, spawning much lulz.
—HDP on being a prostitute
—HDP on being a criminal rapist
This was a sad time in the princes' life. It was at that time, when he realized he was fighting the internet, and he was losing. Her-Dark-Prince managed to land himself a slot on Encyclopedia Dramatica about 3 days after his many posts in the forums. Weeks later, on December 11th, he finally discovered the actual page, even though he had been linked there from his front page many, many times. His response was a bawwwwwww journal, Per Usual.
—HDP admitting he knows Computer Science III
—HDP on discovering plagiarism
—Anon on being Correct.
Since HDP is such an amazing artist/poet, yet another person decided to follow in his footsteps. On December 17, 2008 HDP discovered yet another art thief and it angered him so much, that he had to write a journal about him!
The artist of the vastly superior art is claiming that he is in fact the creator of The Red Flower And The Vampire and had posted it on another art community last year. This of course sent princess into a rage and he quickly reported the art. But it most likely won't get deleted as they are clearly the originals.
Discovering The Block Feature
—HDP on loosers
Little did the prince realize, that this would just spawn the creation of alternate accounts using his face for the lulz. He also didn't realize that you can only block 100 people and at his rate of blocking people, he will soon run out of space.
It started with an account called emoprincessplz using his face. Then there was an emo llama. Then a Joker plz. Then more emoprincess accounts. Then a joker emo llama. Then a queen emo. Then an asian guy "no Emo!" plz. Then a happeh emo. Then a slowpoke emo. Then Emo Mudkip, Emo Cyclops, shoop da emo, lolwut emo, All Your Base emo, Rick Astley emo, angry emo, emo nazi, and the list continues to this day.
The female antagonist was not too happy about this trend.
On December 22, 2008, Her-dark-prince posted a journal announcing that he was leaving devianTART forever.
—Her-dark-prince, on his career in poetry
It is worth noting that although he purports to have left at 7:11 A.M. on December 22, his user info shows that he was on dA again no earlier than December 23 at 1:28 P.M. Evidently, he just couldn't keep away from the website upon which he had built his promising career in poetry.
SaguinousKane; Return Of The Prince
Apparently Crestfrend just couldn't get enough of DevianTART, and returned only 3 months later under the name . As usual, he was easily spotted for various reasons.
- He attempted to change his identity to keep people from recognizing him. But he was stupid enough to use a picture of an e-famous camwhore named Jason, who thousands of people recognize, so he was instantly called out for art theft and people telling him that the picture wasn't him. These people were, of course, instantly blocked. But seriously guise, if you're going to pretend to be someone on the internet, don't use a popular camwhore's pictures.
- He uploaded some of his amazing poetry to his account. This really wouldn't have made a difference, except for the fact that it was the exact same poetry from his old account, just with a different name. It was quickly reported for art theft for the lulz.
- He just couldn't stay away from the forums. He just had to go bitch about how he couldn't force people to like Twilight. Anyone who didn't gush about how "OMG AWESOME!!!" Twilight is was met with Crestfrend's trademark catch phrase "Whatever bye". The thread was locked fairly fast by mods, seeing as how he was being torn apart by trolls.
A CHALLENGER APPEARS: UVEGGETIS
After his return from his suspension, Crestfrend continued to get ripped and flamed by former enemies of his past life. Poor Crestfrend coudn't handle the H8 he was receiving and put up a BAWWWW journal, asking us to leave him alone, which was met with tartlets telling him that he dug his own grave on his last account and even more flames from tartlets. However, a stunning development occured the next day: , an IRL friend of one of Crestfrend's previous attackers, decided to step in and say that we went too far. Using information gathered from his journal(left), we can tell you that Uveggetis was planning on trolling the princess, but then switched sides as soon as he made his account.
With knowledge of the plz accounts’ passwords (which were all created by the same troll), Uveggetits hacked all the accounts and removed their avatars. He also tried to edit this article several times, which was promptly reverted by MysteryBot and resulted with his account getting B& for a year.
Unfortunately for SaguinousKane (moar like VaginousKane, amirite?), his white knight does not know how to reverse-troll and it seems that he has taken a page out of a certain someone’s book on how to troll(or maybe even the princess himself as he repeatedly says "I win.").
It should be known that although Uveggetits calls himself "The Anti Troll", he has contributed to a fellow deviant's ED article and this very article in the past.
Of course, it was only a matter of time before both the Knight and his Anthony were both hacked.
— Uveggetis, on failing to protect Anthony from the Hackers.
Princess Anthony's new account was hacked on March 15th, 2009. May whoever did its life be filled with win and lulz.
At this moment, his account has yet to be banned, but it should only be a matter of time,
considering what was posted in his gallery... DISREGARD THAT, THE BANHAMMER HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN ON HIM.
Only a few hours before the hacking, Anthony's girlfriend had made an account. Clearly she was not pleased, so she insulted us through poetry.
—His girlfriend ignoring spell check.
While Princess's account was being raped, Uveggetis' account was also hacked and a flamewar broke out between Princess's 'friends' and the people of deviantART.
In fact, Here's a Gallery.
A discussion on who hacked the account.
We were mentioned!
The public's reaction to the hacking.
Back again, are we?
Who Killed SaginousKane?
After being hacked and his new account receiving the ban hammer, princess returned on his old account to bitch at us. He demanded that we tell him who hacked him so he could report us.
It got even more lulzy when he made a list of suspects. (many of which weren't even there at the time)
— The Dark Prince of Bel-Air on you posting on his journal.
The lulz soared to new heights when he bitched in the complaints forum, giving the members who hang there their daily dose of lulz. Princess was definitely not pleased and continued to mark down any tartlet that told him the harsh truth or didn't help him at all as a suspect in the whole hacking crime.
The icing on the delicious cake was that the Princess' little detective work journal got the dubious distinction of being the most popular journal on the day he made the journal entry, with a staggering amount of
850 comments, with no signs of the lulz dying down any time soon. Scratch that, it's over one fucking thousand comments now!
If you are on his suspect list, it means you win the internet! And getting on is as easy is posting any form of criticism in his journal!
Srsly. One person posted a smiley, was asked 'Where were you yesterday?!', and was added to the suspect list!
After being flamed, hacked and mocked (via plz accounts), a fake account calledwas created. The troll fooled quite a number of tartlets into thinking that it was actually Princess when he posted a journal saying that he was trying to change his ways and his plan would have succeeded...that is, if the real Crestfrend didn't point him out on being a fake.
—HDP, on discovering the fake account.
Princess then went on to make a next TL;DR/BAWWWW journal, stating that the troll was fake,but the troll would not go away so easily and made a counter journal, still impersonating HDP, said that HDP is the impostor and said that the HDP account was actually the hacker that hacked his SaguinousKane account.
The troll continued to keep up the act by making a next journal, which confused pretty much everyone and angering the princess.
The troll's response to HDP's journal
Anthony Gets... A Fan Club?
The "Dark Passion Game" Incident
One fine Sunday in March, after being ridiculed for making himself a girlfriend account, Princess, in a vain effort to prove that he was not a pathetic fuck, uploaded a story about him doing it for the first time with FadingCrimsonTears. After the tartlets humiliated him once more, his deviation was reported for being blatant pornography, Princess vowed to report the deviations of everyone that was trolling him. This was met with more humiliation and two Complaints threads dedicated to his faggotry.
Despite being deleted a tartlet in the Complaints Forum reposted the story, which was pasted into the article and collapsed (as seen below).
AN: Before I start, this is my story of how me and Scarlet did it for the first time. I wrote this to prove others that I AM:
1) A homosexual (duh) 2) Lying about having a girlfriend
Laugh all you want, but now you will see.
Scarlet Eteverech was a beautiful girl of seventeen years old of age. She had smooth short black hair, and gorgeous icy blue eyes that could see what others couldn't see. Her boyfriend and love partner was a man named Kane. He was tall with black spiky hair (only a little spiky though) and piercing blue eyes. They went to school together, and everyone saw them as freaks. Perhaps it was because they saw dark movies and had dark tastes in music. Normal humans fear the dark, no matter what.
Scarlet's father was a writer, and committed suicide because he went insane. Suprisingly, Kane did not have a father either and that's how their bond started to grow thicker and thicker...But they didn't know that one special night they will release their dark passion more than they thought.
Scarlet was sleeping in her bed without wearing bra or underwear. She wasn't naked though, she was just wearing a t-shirt that reached to her knees. Her bed was covered in spiderwebs, and it was made of satin.
All of a sudden, the window's glass crashed. Scarlet woke up in fright, and looked at the shattered pieces. Kane was standing there, bleeding from the glass cuts. He went through the sealed window to see his dark princess. He was only wearing pants as his sweaty chest was soaked in blood. This gave Scarlet a strange urge, an urge she never felt before.
"Kane...You...are hurt..." she whispered, as Kane sat on her bed still bleeding. Kane looked at her beautiful eyes and smiled a little bit. "I'm only hurt for you..."
Scarlet smiled back and kissed him on the lips. She inserted her tongue in his throat, and Kane could feel her tongue piercing. "Oh I want you..." she whispered in a purr, laying down and taking off her shirt.
Kane took off his pants and went on top of her bloody and all. scarlet licked the blood and Kane moaned. Then Kane put his PENIS in her VAGINA and started to move forward and back. He moved so hard that she was bleeding too, but she didn't care, she liked it a lot.
After they moved for an hour, they were done and they went to sleep...in their crimson puddle of their dark passion.
As of March 30, 2009, the admins of DA could stand Princess' drama-llama ways no longer and decided to smack him with the B&hammer. Many tartlets and trolls alike rejoiced as Princess would never darken DA again and would probably cry uncontrollably into his ice-cream.
Goodnight, Sweet Princess.
IT WAS A TRAP
Not long after Princess got B&, one of his "friends", came forward to say it was apparently all a sham.
— - The real HDP on being awesome.
- Crestfrend troll.jpg
The journal of truth?
Upon learning that HDP was a fake, Uveggetis (after geting over the sting of humiliation) threw away his status of being a white knight and became a troll, now trolling those who were once like him.
The mastermind of the operation and his friends have now gone dormant, but they will probably be back to cause moar drama for the lulz.
Gallery of HDP
Abandoned. Back to Bawwing and posting 'poetry' BANHAMMERED SUSPENDED?RETURNED! His new accountHACKED AND BANHAMMERED Another new accountHAHA DISREGARD THAT, IT'S AN IMPOSTOR. GirlfriendSock Puppet
His His white knightTurned to the dark side.
- His white knight's new account. (ALSO HACKED!)
His white knight's other new account. How long till this one falls?Not very long, lol.
- His fake fan club
His new accountOMG IMPOSTOR.
NOTICE: Every thread started by him is locked within a three day span after it's created, so be quick with leaving a post in one whenever he creates one.
- Complaints Forum Thread (locked)
- Twilight Thread (locked)
- Praise Forum Thread (locked)
- Politics Forum Thread (locked)
- Movies Forum Thread (locked
- Books Forum Thread (locked)
- Moar complaints shenanigans (locked)
- His supporter's HWL thread (locked)
- Even moar complaints drama(locked)
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