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    Henry Makow

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    The man himself.

    Henry Makow is a man with a lot to say, who makes a lot of bold claims about the IRL world that he often can't back up, citing evidence of a conspiracy but offering no proof. Hailing from Canada, and being rather old, he gives the impression of being a wise old man who would give advice to young males in today's politically correct world given that he has been around for a long while. His views, rather right-wing in nature, purport that there is an "Illuminati conspiracy outlined in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion" and that this is real and is destroying our world as we know it. Yes. This coming from a Jewish person.

    His website, which was formerly savethemales.ca, often contains lulzy articles about how the reshaping of society is occuring by this ruling elite, and he claims to be "exposing feminism and the new world order". Therefore, the articles are a bizarre mixture of New World Order shit of the David Icke variety and how women are behaving in such an immoral way and should get out of the workplace, back in the kitchen and get pregnant and married and generally be subordinate to men in every way (however Makow does not endorse Simon Sheppard's website - source). It is thought that at least 99% of his readers are sexually frustrated male college students, who are not getting laid due to the virtue of the fact that they are reading Henry Makow's website and will thus be never as good as this. Still, he's better than a Zionist-sponsored fake conspiracy theorist cunt like Alex Jones who exists to draw people off the scent.

    Life of Henry Makow

    Henry Makow was writing half a century ago! Some things just don't change.
    Makow with his mail order bride.

    Henry Makow was born in Switzerland to Jew immigrant parents who had escaped the Lolocaust. He had an advice column in newspapers in the Sixties which his parents' connections managed to get him called Ask Henry. Later in the 80s he made mega bucks from creating his own board game called Scruples. He also has got a P.h.D. in English literature, although many of his articles are written with one sentence per paragraph rather like a tabloid newspaper for the uneducated proletariat, only the content is different. Very different indeed to what you would find, in, say, one of Rupert Murdoch's publications, as he is obviously an agent of the international mind control agenda.

    Despite his right-wing views, Henry Makow is not a white supremacist. Being Jewish, how could he possibly be? One of his main works is A Long Way To Go For A Date, his book about how Western, white women are not suitable marriage partners for Western, white males because they have no respect for men and are more likely to sleep with niggers. In this book, Henry Makow goes to the Philippines and finds a nice young Filipino loli to stick his cock in. He advises that all white males do the same by following his example, but later he divorced her and goes back on that and is now willing to defend "positive racism".

    I am attracted to women under 35 who think I am too old. Sexual attraction is an important element in a male-female relationship. Nature, for obvious reasons, has bestowed this appeal on women of childbearing age. I get older but the women I find attractive don't. [...] The essence of masculinity is power. Any time a man gives his power to a woman, he is writing his epitaph and that of the relationship. Women do not respect men who pander to them.


    —Clearly the book is like Makow's own version of Simon Sheppard's The Tyranny of Ambiguity, but not quite as extreme.

    Feminism is a "cruel hoax" according to Makow.

    He says that his life up until about age 50 was ruined by assuming that the feminist, liberal way of life that is pretty much mandatory nowadays (missing his chance to have a family), and that the "New World Order" seeks the destruction of heterosexuality and the family in order to implement a "depopulation agenda". This is already happening of course in Europe where they have a fertility rate of about 1.5 children per woman, so they have to import Muslims and Africans in order to pay for the pensions of old baby boomers who believed in the utopian, liberal, hippie ideologies that were spoonfed to them in the Sixties as part of this depopulation agenda which seeks to have Europe, racially speaking, look something like Brazil in 100 years time, because the Zionists want to promote miscegenation, homosexuality, casual sex, the destruction of the family and things like that because they don't like ordinary white people and generally want them to disappear as fast as possible and be replaced by African negroes. As an atypical, anti-Zionist Jew, Henry Makow realises this and sees how destructive it is. Makow reviewed a book called The Culture of Critique by an academic called Kevin MacDonald which basically says that Jews out-compete non-Jews for resources in today's Western world and pretty much agreed with it.

    Recently the Canadian Jewish Congress filed a lolsuit against Henry Makow for 'defamation'. It's extremely ironic that the son of Lolocaust survivors would be accused of stirring up racial hatred ("stirring up" being a stupid expression that the lawmakers like to use; is racial hatred a flavour of soup?) against Jews. However it's thought that Makow won the case.

    I have always defined the world government conspiracy as a union of European (mainly British-American) aristocracy and Jewish finance joined by money, marriage and belief in Freemasonry (i.e. Cabala.) It regards ordinary Jews as expendable tools.


    —The actual truth is that Jews intermarried into the British aristocracy at least 100 years ago and have ruled the English-speaking world since at least the time of Benjamin Disraeli. They also were behind the French and Russian revolutions. There was nothing "Russian" about the Soviet Union, and in the USA and UK today, "cultural Marxism" is being imposed by stealth using political correctness.


    Jews have a somewhat bad track record when it comes to trustworthiness, so it's kind of like The Boy Who Cried Wolf. However it's probable that Makow has genuinely just given up thinking with a Zionist mentality and learned to feel sympathy for other human beings, like the Palestinian-loving jazz saxophonist Gilad Atzmon. However he states that it is Zionism that is the problem and that not all Jews are involved, stating that since his parents survived the Holocaust, he would not condemn ordinary Jews. Indeed he believes that Hitler was funded by the same people behind modern day Zionism and that the Jews that died in the Holocaust were just expendable.

    How women should behave according to Henry Makow.
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    A woman where, according to Makow, she belongs (and, quite critically, not exposed to television rap videos that promote negrophilia, by artists on record labels owned by Jew signing such artists and targeting vulnerable young white women to make them think miscegenation is 'cool').

    However, that doesn't mean that some people will not be offended by Henry Makow's views. A section on his site outlines the "essential Henry Makow" in which he defends heterosexuality and the family. He is also very critical of porn, and condemns the international global elite of bankers and Freemasons which are working with the Illuminati who are also the Learned Elders of Zion and the New World Order. At the moment, there are a lot of guest writers on Henry Makow's website but a list of articles actually written by him can be found here.

    The creation of a strong and loving family is perhaps the highest goal to which a man can aspire. [...] Make work (not women) your passion. [...] Our society makes sex, love and female beauty into a phony religion in order to distract and manipulate us. [...] Do not put beautiful women on a pedestal. [...] Sexual frustration is used to distract and sell us. People wouldn't be frustrated if they got married at a young age as they did in the 1950's and started families. [...] Society is addicted to sex. The atmosphere is sexualized. Human relationships have been degraded.


    —You know, he actually does have a point about most of this stuff!

    Consider this recent article from Makow, "Is Apple Pitching iPhones or Intermarriage?" in which he goes against his previous relationship with a Filipina woman in showing that the mass media is trying to promote race mixing.

    Apple's new IPhone 4 "Face time" commercial is an example of a hidden political agenda among the world's corporations, the promotion of "diversity" and in particular, racial intermarriage and miscegenation. The new Windows7 ad shows a black dude and his white roommates enjoying some of the features of Microsoft's latest operating system. (I wonder if the Israeli version shows Arabs and Jews living together. Diversity and multiculturalism are only for the goyim.) They want one world government based on one race, one religion, one nation and one gender (homosexual or "hetero-homo" -heteros who act like homosexuals.)


    —Makow clearly has similar views on the homos to Chris-chan, albeit for different reasons. Obviously it is in the interests of governments to treat people as just commercial, working units rather than as people with a distinct identity because it gives them a larger workforce, especially if women are not at home with kids and family. As Noam Chomsky said, capitalism is anti-racist because it is anti-human. It is pro-feminist for the exact same reason.

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    Hmm, yeah, it does seem a bit too much like the trashy films put out by Hollywood (which is also an institution that engages in social engineering, btw, according to Makow).

    Or take this other article in which he says that heterosexuals are persecuted by the Illuminati.

    The Illuminati substitute their self-serving reality for true reality. They make lies seem truth; evil seem good. This is why the world is becoming a zanier and zanier place. History and current events are literally scripted. We are living in a matrix. Remember that scene of people fleeing from the crashing towers on 9-11. Remind you of a Hollywood disaster movie? The same Illuminati mentality scripted and funded the "Al Queda" attack as the summer blockbuster in your local theater.


    Moar hilarious stuff by Henry Makow

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    Makow also believes that tits are for infants rather than men. This contradicts the research of the Britfag anthropologist Desmond Morris who noted that a big pair of tits is meant to look like a woman's ass.

    Aside from all the conspiracy shit, Makow's views on sex and pornography are incredibly lulzy. He often goes into rants about how pornography is extremely immoral and says that the family and marriage are the most important aspect of a relationship like a typical bible basher. In short, he is extremely conservative and traditional when it comes to sexual matters. Makow knows that in his relationships, the woman has to be the bitch and should not speak back to the man. Indeed he says that women like to be dominated and the moment you let that go and give her too much power, she will leave you because you are a weak, impotent pussy who isn't in control.

    Millions of men and women (including myself) do not have families because of a covert campaign of psychological warfare waged against heterosexual society. This Rockefeller-sponsored program of social engineering and eugenics is waged under the guise of "feminism" and "eqality.". The pill, sexual liberation and the mainstreaming of homosexuality are all part of it. The aim is to degrade depopulate and destabilize humanity by divorcing sex from procreation and by pretending gender roles are social and not biological in origin. Women have been brainwashed to usurp the male role and abandon the female. The resulting conflict and confusion leads to a breakdown of marriage and family. This produces dysfunctional people who are obsessed with sex and look to the corporate media and state for values and direction.


    Casual sex and serial monogamy are the turning heterosexual people into those who act like homosexuals.

    Typical reader of Henry Makow's website. The TL;DR articles are in the other tabs in Firefox, to be read strictly only after masturbation to the porn.
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    The Illuminati are responsible!!! Actually, more girls are having their boyfriends ask for anal sex IRL, which proves that the mind control of homo-heterosexuality through pornography is working on unsuspecting young people, according to a site which has actual girls on it

    Makow believes that the promotion of casual sex and promiscuity is making straight men and women into something like gays. This is because gay sex often involves anonymous, causal encounters in which no commitment or loev are involved. Similarly, since Christianity and the family have taken a back seat, the way in which heteros approach each other becomes more like the homos, thus creating "hetero-homos". According to Makow (or at least those who have commented on his site), the fact that much more women are willing to take it in the pooper than before thanks to its promotion in pornography is yet another way in which heterosexuality is being redefined by the Illuminati to become like homosexuality!

    Consider also the industry's obsession with anal sex, and what we see revealed is the incursion of the worst aspects of gay culture foisted upon the mainstream. [...] Interesting to note as well that anal sex, previously considered a male-on-male homosexual act, has pretty much replaced vaginal sex in porn. [...] This also means that female Porn Star was anally raped and sodomized in Masonic Ritualism in early childhood and is onscreen repeating the trauma and then reimprinting the homosexual energetics that were given to her.


    —Some batshit crazy people comment on Makow's site. I mean, seriously. Masonic Sodomy.

    Indeed, for Makow, "all porn is gay", which is obviously a conclusion that a PhD is required in order to deduce, and could not ever have been thought up by a 13 year old boy. He believes this because "heterosexuality is monogamous and dedicated to rearing children; homosexuality is promiscuous and concerned with sex for its own sake". Thus the "sex revolution" of the Sixties was really a homo-sexual revolution which was what the communist Illuminati want. See also this article about the Pornographic Conspiracy which was written by a right-wing guy called Philip Jones who had had articles appear on Makow's website that was murdered by the Mossad in Denmark a few years back for telling the truth. Yup, for Makow, 'sexual liberation' was Satanism in practice, even drawing from the practices of Aliester Crowley, and pornography is a Masonic phallic worship cult.


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