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    Harlow Cuadra

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    Harlow Cuadra is a butthurt (literally lol) gay ex-porn star and "escort" [1] who has starred in several popular films. Also he's been charged with murder.

    Murder Charges

    On January 25, 2007, it was reported that Cobra Video owner Bryan Kocis was found dead inside his fire-damaged home. Four months later investigators were able to follow the trail of evidence to Cuadra and his accomplice, Joe Kerekes, after completing Computer Science III and reading their emails.

    Cuadra and Kerekes have been charged with:

    • murder
    • burglary
    • robbery
    • arson
    • theft
    • tampering with evidence, and
    • abuse of a corpse

    all in a conspiracy to eliminate the competition and lure underage twink porn star Sean "Brent Corrigan" Lockheart away from Kocis' Cobra Video [2].

    Drama

    Minutes after the story broke, web sites[3] [4] [5] were set up across the internets to help free the "wrongly accused."

    About an hour after that the gay blogs were on fire with sick fucks saying they would still bend over for Harlow Cuadra.

    Further Reading

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