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Happy Tree Friends
—Lt. Col. Dave Grossman, a military expert on how to condition people to kill. He writes in his superb book On Killing (Boston, MS" Little Brown and Co., 1996) that the same process that the Government has used to condition soldiers to kill, is being used by the entertainment industry.
Originally sharing a place with the other faggots on Mondo Mini Shows, it soon outgrew them, with enough increased funding that it received its own URL.
The forums are so bad, that they have actually been used as an insult on other forums. ("Go back to the HTF forums.")
Lumpy: A goofy-looking moose that no one likes, thank GOD his stupidity always end up killing everyone and sometimes himself.
Toothy: A purple MALE beaver with fucking huge teeth. (Hence the name, Toothy) No one likes him but that doesn't stop him from getting some action. (see above)
Nutty: It has proven that Nutty has crack addict, and that he put crack inside his sugary crack-candy. Also, make shit with Flaky, while eat his crack.
Handy: Lacks hands because he got them sliced off because of him failing at fapping Flippy's dick really hard, so Flippy hated him and turned evil and sliced his hands off.
Flippy: A veteran bear who during the war was such a limp dick pussy, he failed at fighting, killed both of his teammates on accident and as a result created a slightly less chicken shit personality that actually liked to kill shit. He somehow managed to fall victim to at least 100 mary sues and was fucked by each of his millions of fan girls over and over again, making him a faggot. He also has a crush on Flaky, who has both a cock and a twat, making him not only a faggot, but greedy as hell. However...when Flippy has flashbacks on the war, his personality becomes a bloodthirsty soldier, making him the least retarded character mostly because he kills everyone on purpose instead of claiming it as an accident.
Sniffles: Plays World of Warcraft, unreal tournament, counter strike. and talks like this: "H wat have u ben doin todei!?" on the Internet, he spends 3 hours attempting to rick roll someone, if this fails he'll scream and cut himself twice without dying. Mostly gets killed by ants.
Lifty and Shifty: Fuckbuddies in crime for fucking sure, but steal each other's money if they can get away with it, and spend the money on a ghey bay.
Disco Bear: A strange creepy bastard whose vocabulary consists of sexual noises, NO ONE likes him. Even the creators of Happy Tree Friends fucking hated him to start with. No joke.
Splendid: A failure of a Superman wannabe. Let's hope he ends up like Christoper Reeve.
The Mole: A blind mole who deserves his car since he accidentally ends up killing others. He is mostly working jobs that require sight, and therefore, he "accidentally" fucks up any character that associates with him.
Cub: Cub's who's addicted to his dad for some reason.
There was a metric shit-ton of irrelevant horseshit here about admins and users on the HTF Forum, but I've saved you from reading about a bunch of uninteresting retards. If you really want to waste ten minutes reading what used to be on this page, it's commented out on the edit. Don't say I didn't warn you, it was probably written by some autistic reject from the forum itself.
The "new" anime that the fans created:
(See Flippy X Flaky X Splendid for more information on this retarded couple) Similar to the faggots trying to make MondoMedia create an episode with Flaky the trap and Flippy the psychopath faggot dating and having sex. There are also fans who didn't watch and even see an episode of Happy Tree Friends but only saw the anime art and fapped to it and shitty fan made episodes.
It's your average gay anime full of ugly characters that the female fans think are so beautiful and amazing. The characters are more retarded than they are in the true show, and that's saying something huge.
But the whole thing fans watch the anime for is nothing more than Flippy raping Flaky, who's also in a love triangle with Splendid. Splendid is so retarded he makes Lumpy from the cartoon series look like a fucking genius, but of course the fans see him as "super amazing".
There's no individuality with the series, it's only about retarded characters who are overly seen as pretty by womenand an over-hyped and overrated couple who's too retarded to even be a true couple. But that's just retarded fans, and shitty Wapanese people.
Here are some fan episodes:
The series was first thought of by C̶h̶i̶n̶e̶s̶e̶ American Kenn Navarro in 1999, however Aubrey Ankrum, Rhode Montijo, and Warren Graff assisted in creating and developing the American-Spanish-Filipino-Singaporean flash cartoon. It has received a cult following by fans of the series or the spin-offs and products attributed by the series that attracted other fans.
The main idea of the series in the beginning was to create a reinterpretation of the Western Cult of Death (WCD) the series creator grew up with as a child for a new generation of consumer zombie who craves seeing their fellow living beings mutilated in new and inventive ways. The Happy Tree Friends series spoofs multiple classic cartoons, such as The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show, various Warner Bros. products, and various Disney products.
The series thrives on shock humor and satire which is sugar-coated, and mind-numbing violence without need or end. When an older adult watches it they laugh because they know this is what the classic cartoons they watched as children would be today.
The purpose of satire
Watch popular classic children cartoon's before the 2000's, what did you see? Even Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse was quite violent, the reason being those men knew creating vulgar violent, extremely subtle-sexual, and a dark situation in a light-atmosphere cartoon were "funny". Today we need more of a "push", a Website needs to be put up to provide video of real murders and rape caught on tape, and we need to go to the Black Market to buy snuff films from Satanists who document themselves raping and murdering children and infants but needed the money to keep their Sacrificial Lair up via paying police. That being said we rarely laugh anymore because we're used to this content and the children's cartoons and made to indoctrinate them into accepting this murder.
Think of the wonderful future! Live-action sacrifices of children and infants for TV viewers in Satanic Lairs, a Gladiatorial Games were children are selected to fight to the death!
Happy Tree Friends is part of a series on
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Happy Tree Friends is part of a series on YouTube.
Happy Tree Friends
is part of animated shows, a series on
Not to be confused with Animu
Cartoon Network & Adult Swim
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