⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Hack is Wack!
Last Thursday brother Snoop Dogg aka Snitch Bitch needed some money to get cornbread and fried chicken so he rolled up into symantec and started rapping about how hackers can turn your computer into a bomb, offering the undying rewards of fame and glory to anyone who does the same. Apart from being motivated by hookers and blow, it seems that he thought earlier rap on the topic of tech, like "Don't Copy That Floppy", was serious rather than actually being a Slim Shady deal. 'Snoopy' believes he is a certified gansta with many credentials to rap about anything and everything, sadly it will just get him more whores and milkshakes anyways. Rumor has it that a brief stint in folk music is next in Snoop Doggs busy schedule, although secrecy is the name of the game, hence the clever disguise.
—Snoop Dogg, asking for it
This is indeed a textbook example of nigras trying to be white and sure enough has prompted a shitstorm of fail internet tough guys, not excluding wiggers and azns, following their dreams of getting discovered by a big time rap label and retiring early as a rich and beautiful somebody with unlimited disposable income. All videos need to be ripped and stored away in a time capsule so that future generations will know what prompted the coming apocalypse. There also should be a rule against being half naked in the competition, though the lack of such rules leads some to believe that Snoop Dogg may be in the closet.
|Symantec is wasting money on You||Symantec is propagating Shit|
|Symantec approves of objectifying Wimmins||Symantec does not outwardly approve of objectifying women|
|Symantec is pro Weed||Symantec does not share their weed|
- Don't Copy That Floppy
- Computer Science III
- I GOT NORTON!
- There are no niggers on the Internet
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