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    Habbo (sometimes referred to as "Hobo Hotel") is a website made by a roving band of escaped mental patients with a degree in Computer Science III who formed together to create the company that is called Sulake.

    The Habbo website itself is full of bullshit. The actual Hotel itself is made of virtual 2D rooms in which "people" make avatars that can interact with each other. People sometimes go completely straight bonkers and think this website is completely real, forming meaningless "relationships" to feel as though they are loved, have digital lifeless idiot "friendz" to fill their IRL social void, and create such hollow groups as defenseless armies, Harry Potter Sex Castles, Hospitals for the Terminally Stupid, and "Sexy Nite Clubz".

    Up until the Great Habbo Uprising of Sulake, where Sulake updated Habbo so much that it became unrecognisable and pretty much untrollable, players could dress up as a "Nigra", a black man in a standard suit and a black afro, and block places, usually entrances to rooms, simply by standing still. More people made more successful raids. After the Uprising, this the pool has now been permanently cured of its AIDS.

    Failure Incarnate

    The Habbo Overlords

    These are the paid IRL people who rule over Habbo Hotel. They can usually be found camwhoring with youngsters, having incest with their mothers, having little boys suck their dicks for Habbo coins, or even abducting foreign schoolgirls who wouldn't have a fucking clue. They are generally white supremacist.

    Tips on how to get "Laid"

    We all know that Habbo Hotel is really an Internets Dating Site formed by none other than the creator of the Internet - Former President Al Gore. In 2003, Habbo Hotel was one of the best places to get laid on the internets, be it by 13 year old boys or hot young girls. Join today!

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    Make sure to be discreet when asking for cyberz!1 in Habbo.
    1. Stand/dance around.
    2. Get teh sexy blonde spikes, teh hot button shirt, and teh erotic sandles, and then say "PRESS 222 IF U WANT S...EX!"
    3. Don't be black. <- Important.
    4. Spam links to your nudes constantly and do not stop until they reply.
    5. Ask nicely. <-Very Important.
    6. Say please
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT!!! GET AIDS!!!

    Ending Your Ban

    End Your Ban: The Lazy Way

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    Example of a ban that makes complete sense in all ways

    Permabanned but don't want to be? Simple! Just fire off this custom-tailored message to the staff. No matter how much they tell you about OMG OMG DEY STOLE MY FURNI, just ignore them. Keep telling them 'none of the above' or 'other'... they're really just fapping to pixelated Habbo CP and don't want to answer your question.

    Hello,
    Last Thursday I was sitting around the 'Habbosphere Pool Deck' when a lot of disruptive habbos came in and said something about AIDS and pool closure. Of course, completely confused, I decided it was best to leave. However, they blocked my exit, and when some of them finally left I tried to leave.
    I can only assume the moderator believed it was I who was causing the disruption, because they then banned me for two hours.
    Please may I receive further information on why this ban was justified? Have I committed an offense? If so, I apologize fully and I implore you to detail me so I can avoid making this mistake again. I do not believe I had committed any offense.
    Thank you.

    End Your Ban: The Hard Easier Way It's only harder if you're a fucking moron.

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    This is blocking?
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    THANKS HABBO, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
    1. Download this
    2. Run the program.
    3. Unbanned
    4. ?!?!?!?
    5. PROFIT!!!


    If that doesnt work try this.

    1. Download/Run CCleaner (Need to exit firefox before doing this)
    2. Unbanned
    3. ?!?!?!?
    4. PROFIT!!!


    If that doesn't work reinstall flash. If that doesn't work try a proxy. If that doesn't work try a new computer. If that doesn't work ask someone else, if they say the same, consider it win.

    Habbospotting

    There are many people stupid enough to play Habbo hotel. However, they can be sorted into a few distinct categories, almost all of which you will encounter at some point if you take part in a raid.

    Average Habbo

    A basement dweller. Acts normally enough until he notices you're in his way. May make half-hearted attempts at insulting you, but can keep it up for an unhealthily long time. It's almost as though he has nothing else to do. "mom told me i neet 2 walk teh dog" is a keyword for "Brb fapping"

    Unconfident dweeb

    The kind of absolute twat that'll ask 'please move' when you're standing in a doorway telling him he now has aids. Treat them with the kind of scorn reserved for...well, for Habbo.

    A girl

    Well, as everyone knows, there are no girls on the internet, so this logically leaves us with three options. 1) it's a forty year old pedophile, 2) it's a very confused 13 year old boy, or door number 3) it's an absolute munter nobody would touch with a ten-foot dildo. Some act like the aforementioned unconfident dweebs, some try to flirt with nigras to get them to move, and some try just hurling abuse.

    Internet tough guy

    On Habbo, some of these people take on even more lulzworthy aspects, due to the fact that they believe they're part of an 'army' or 'police force' or 'mafia'. Some will even try to attack you, despite the fact that it's a family (read: boring) game and you cannot in fact attack people. Point this out to them for epic lulz.

    Gothic Mafia

    Uh oh, looks like the Goth Mafia is gonna take us down! They're not gonna take shit from ED anymore! And for your information, THEY DO HAVE LIVES!!! I mean, look at these guys:


    They mean buisiness! They hack Habbo and DO NOT hang out with noobs! Got it, PUNK? DON'T FUCK WITH THE GOTH MAFIA OR YOU MIGHT GET HACKED!!! Oh BTW, this threat is from 2008. They recently tried to scare ED by getting an old man to speak inaudibly while a shitty T-Pain song was played over him. Pretty scary huh?????????????????????????????????????????

    In reality that video was made by some fatass basement dweller and those pictures were probably taken from Google Images. Trolls trolling trolls you stupid fucking Newfaggots.

    Emo

    Someone who goes around dressed in black with a 'crazy' hairstyle. May even have the word emo somewhere in their names, such is their fail. Just tell them to become an hero or say that My Chemical Romance suck, they won't put up much of a fight.

    Emo in the closet

    Someone whose profile matches exactly that of the common emo, yet upon questioning will passionately deny any emohood, any liking of MCR, and any touching of underage girls.

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    Muyu, a typical Habbo emo.

    Winner

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    Beware of Fake Winrars...

    People who, upon seeing the loyal ranks of the blackade, have their hearts filled with pride, and join in. That, along with how pissed-off people can get, makes it all worth it. CAVEAT: beware sleeper cells.

    Weiner

    A loser among losers. Someone who takes the cake and eats it. For example, the person who actually paid Habbo money to get people to move, or the person who themselves admitted they were trying to get to a pool that didn't actually exist. Also incorporates that rare breed, the wannabe nigra, who thinks BAWWWWWWWWWWWWing about Mudkips makes him win.

    Nigras

    You, unless you're some kind of dweeb overlord who reads ED in an ironic sense and blah blah blah BAWWWWWWW. Can be separated into 4 categories: newfags, those who do it for the lulz, hardcore fuckwits who've memorised every meme and are as laughable as the emoest of emos, and people that dress like a nigra just so they can get through, to the pool and stab you in the back during raids.

    The Hot and Juicy Racism

    NO BLACKS ALLOWED

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    If you're a Negroid, the Habbo Moderation Brigade will ban you for saying "bobba".

    The Habbo Way is in all respects a set of hidden rules that, in short, say that if you are of African American descent, you are to be banned at the stake by the crack moderation staff. So, playing a black Habbo, especially one with a suit on and an afro, will usually get you banned if the Moderators catch you. As of recently, i.e. last Thursday, creating a black character with an afro will get u instantly banhammered. Fucking Moderators!

    Around the pools in Habbo Hotel, there are these signs that say "WHITES ONLY" and "NO NIGGERS" on them. This is because, as the old Habbo Moderator saying goes, "Dem niggers ain't allowed in this here pool because these damn coons carry the AIDS."

    The Habbo Civil Rights Movement

    For years now, the Habbo Hotel has been getting raided by a rogue team of United Internets Special Forces who protest Habbo and its racist way. These brave men in uniform carry out their counterproductive raids, in which dark skinned men with afros in Armani suits storm the building and deny children access to the pool, occasionally stopping to kick sand in their faces. Some argue that this benevolent display of black pride is the Habbo world's equivalent of the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, but with opposite results. Habbo shows no signs of removing its racist policies, and usually if a dark-skinned but overall innocent player is in the same room as an organized protester, he or she is immediately racially profiled and subsequently banned, regardless of their behavior.

    Trolling The Habbo

    It's fairly simple. Just find a spot where lots of people want to be, and make sure those people can't get to where they want to be by simply standing in the way. This would usually be blocking the entrance area to the pool by allotting four NigraJim's in a row (one must also block the fence passage to the left), and by standing around in front of the door leading into the diving board tower. The ladder leading into the pool itself must be blocked with a U-formation around the ladder. All of this should accompany announcements of how racist the Habbos are, especially the mods, while shouting Black Power and the likes. Try to do it while the mods are at their "national socialist" rallies. Ladders of pools, narrow hallways, and thin doorways are good places to stand around and piss off the losers who spend all day in what is furryless Furcadia (Which leaves lonely retarded 'non'-furry teenagers). Occasionally let a few Habbos pass through, as to keep them waiting there hoping to be the next to be able to pass. Habbo now also has American Idol rooms, in which the hotel's moronic denizens are praised for typing the lyrics to their favorite emo songs in what amounts to a pitiful circle-jerk of mind-boggling proportions. Make sure to block these rooms and flood them with Bel Air and Rick Roll, especially if one of the Habbofags is trying to 'sing.'

    Note: If you use The Habbo US, look for "PieGoddess". While not dressing like a nigra, she assists and helps any btard that is black and has an afro. She showed great trolling skills in the 2010 July raid. Don't be fooled by her appearence similar to every other cunt, this is merely a disguise. -A Concerned Nigra Habbo spy.

    However, 'pro' habbo lolcows can be found all over habbo hotel, with their casinos which they use to steal furni off of some 13 year old who used up all of next week's phone credit for twelve ducks and a doormat, (You'd think they'd have started with wallpaper?). Due to habbo not having any gaming licensing laws, the mods actually do absolutely fuck all about it - but then if you're batshit fucking insane enough to actually pay for virtual furniture that doesn't actually exist, then you know you're going to either have it stolen from you by some lolcow whom either runs a casino, or is a habbo hotel moderator who boots you from the site should you choose to complain.

    To do the above however, takes time - and the downside is that you need furni in the first place, which either means paying habbo hotel, or finding some complete and utter retard to just hand over their entire hand of furni to you - which might be easier said than done if you tell them they'll get AIDS from that hand if there's furni resting on it's sweaty palm.

    Expert blackading advice

    Mainly what to say. Sometimes, stating the facts just doesn't cut it. If your adversary is an emo, or has something in their name about a 'police force', 'army', or 'mafia', exploit it mercilessly. Remind them of how much of a loser they are. Point out how they will never get laid. Some will actually agree with you; lulz aplenty to be had. Some will try racism. If they do, easy, say you reported them. Nine times out of ten, it'll shut them up. If anyone sends you a friend request (disturbingly common), accept, send them a message (something along the lines of 'YOU FILTHY FUCKING PEDOPHILE CUNT') then remove them. And some of them will actually try engaging you in an in-depth argument, the result of one too many attempts to persuade nigras to move and one too many rejections IRL. If all else fails, resort to 'NO U', or just go AFK for a bit and play Tetris or something (possibly the best method). A little trick worth a good few lulz; if there are people past the door blackade, and you're blocking the pool, try moving away from the pool briefly, then moving back when they try to get in. Accompany this with a witty epithet...something like 'NOT 2DAY'. AND REMEMBER: if you're not getting over 9000 lulz, you're doing it wrong.

    Communists

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    How to be a communist. Make it black to be a Nigracommie.
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    Pub's closed due to capitalism.

    As of March 30th 2009, communists began infecting the pool with even more AIDs, with their leader Dr. Raptor Jesus and Shoopisma, who were formerly niggers, but became white in an attempt to give a new twist to something old. The communists successfully took over the green table, however, they then left for the superior red tables, but failed. Communists are nothing without fucking tables. After which, the Reds made an alliance with the Niggers to create the CommuNigger Alliance. They then blocked the pool, and produced many lulz. Later they shouted in the library, raped several people, argued that Avatar is an anime to a massive number of Weeaboos, and enlisted Suards to block enemies of the working class into the inability to move.

    On June 29th, 2009, a group of communists successfully took over many parts of the UK hotel. They started off by claiming a part of a dance floor and threatening to kill anyone who came near. Newfags attempted to join in but soon became bored. As time progressed, moar and moar area was stolen. In less than an hour the communists had taken over the whole fucking room. The communists began moving up the stairs and claimed moar rooms. The British began fighting back and yelling out chants. The communists finally gave up when several were banned and habbos made their way into the room.

    Furthermore, they took part in the July 12, 2009, raid, fighting in the lobby and several clubs throughout the hotel. Many were lost, due in part to their suicide charge battle tactics.

    WINNARS

    Famous /B/lockades

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    The Great Raid of 2006

    Epic Battles


    All other raids were/are fail and gay.

    The Habbo People

    After finding out how much Habbo Hotel blows ass, you'll be quick to see how the community relates.
    There are two types of people in this hotel: norms and HC. Between these two competitive species, they tend to fight over each other for the most fucked up reasons of all; which is the better latter. These 'HC' who possess more clothing and features, have a fetish for raping every single person in sight (excluding normals). 'Norms' on the other hand just suck more ass since they're poor.

    Habbo Club

    After creating Habbo, the staff realized they've run out of money to supply their child porn magazines and dildos, hence they decided they should make a clever plan to leech money off 10 year old kids who think it's "s00o k0ol" to have different shit than everyone else. Soon they made the feature that made Habbo even more lame - The Habbo Club. For admittance in the club, you require to

    • Have a fetish for small children.


    * Have a penis the size of a toothpick (regardless of gender).
    * Satisfy your sexual needs by fucking the nearest living pixel to you.
    * Have AIDS.
    Even if you join HC without meeting these standards - you will automatically receive the before-mentioned traits.
    Yet be wary - if you disturb these delicate creatures in any possible way, they will gain massive butthurt and molest you in any way possible. Since 100% of HC consists of faggot-spoiled, emo bitches who don't know how spell 'Feel' even though they claim to be over 17, it is nearly impossible to have a conversation with these species because they literally have no common logic. If one of these assholes approach you, immediately commence trolling and name-calling.

    Habbo V.I.P

    Basically the same as Habbo Club, introduced after the Great Habbo Uprising of Sulake, but with more "free" stuff, more clothes, more fanboys and 12 year old girls. Costs even moar IRL moneys as Habbo Club.

    The Norms

    The 'norms' are basically the poor faggots who like to suck other HC's balls and then whine about it later. 98% of these people will either -

    • Have no fucking clue what they're doing.
    • Want to get AIDS.
    • Harass you for free stuff - "plz plz plz pleeeeeasssee giveee meh tah fr3e stuFf!!".
    • Attempt to convince you in having 'v3ri HaWt sM3xy P0rnz' with him/her.
    • Dress as a whore in high heels and bacon hair (regardless of gender) and try feel your E-penis.

    Once you have spotted one of these ill-diseased creatures, make sure you scam 'em good, for 'norms' are known for great bait to hacking and scamming (since they believe that a jewish-looking black man will come up to them and give them free stuff for no reason).

    Delicious Copypasta

    [-+]Bel Air


    Now this is the story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute just keep on your toes
    I'll tell you how I joined a group known as the Habbo Negros

    In the chaotic, hateful /b/, I was born and raised
    in Habbo Hotel is where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all getting changed and getting in and out of the pool
    When a couple of blacks who were up to no good
    Started shouting "AIDS!" in my neighborhood

    The pool was blocked by a few negros with fros
    Saying stuff like "desu desu" and "Get out, pool's closed!"
    I messaged for a mod and when they came near
    The nigraz reinstalled Shockwave and then reappeared
    If anything I could say that this pool wasn't closed
    But I thought naw forget it, I'll join these negros!

    I logged in to the hotel about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the habbos, "You'll have to wait!"
    Looked at my habbo, I was now a negro
    To finally be able to shout "THE POOL'S CLOSED."

    [-+]Pool's Closed Forever


    (to tune of "School's Out" By Alice Cooper)

    Well there's this new game
    Because WoW is lame
    This one's not the same
    The griefers run this game
    Well we can't abide by
    can't find the terms
    if that don't suit ya ur a fag
    Pool's closed in Habbo
    Pool's closed due to AIDS
    Pool's been blocked by Nigras
    No more /b/tards
    no more Goons
    no more hiding that we're loons
    fail
    Well we all act crass
    and we got no permabans
    and we got no racial awareness
    We can't even think of a word that rhymes
    Pool's closed in Habbo
    Pool's closed due to AIDS
    Pool's been blocked by Nigras
    No more /b/tards
    no more Goons
    no more hiding that we're loons
    due to AIDS
    for a lol
    close the pool to one and all
    Pools closed due to AIDS
    Pool's closed in Habbo
    Pool's blocked by griefers
    Pool's closed completely

    [-+]'/B/attle Hymn of the Republic'


    Mine eyes have seen THE glory of THE coming Afro Duck;
    He is Anonymous and Legion and he does not give a fuck;
    He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to /b/lock;
    His AIDS is spreading on.

    Chorus:
    Glory, glory, hallelujah!
    Glory, glory, hallelujah!
    Glory, glory, hallelujah!
    THE AIDS is spreading on

    In THE wretchedness of 4chan, Afro duck was born in /b/;
    In that steaming pit of mongled cocks and pr0n and faggotry;
    In a mighty voice that thundered, he proclaimed to you and me:
    "Our AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)

    "Never more shall Nigra /b/rothers live in racist slavery,
    Never more shall fellow /b/tards suffer Habbo's tyranny:
    As m00t died to make men pedo, let us die to make men /b/;
    While AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)

    Upon Habbo did /b/ descend in force on Twelfth July;
    THE Nigra legions clad in black Armani suit, and tie;
    From their places by THE poolsides, mods could not these thousands pry;
    THE AIDS was spreading on (Chorus)

    To hapless Habbo's inquiries, THE wogs were heard to tell;
    "THE pool is closed because of AIDS infection, LOL;
    A gift from Ebaumsworld.com: To Führer Bauman, Heil!
    His AIDS, its spreading on!" (Chorus)

    I have seen a thousand Afros lining Habbo's halls and eaves;
    /B/lockading doors and ladders and impervious to pleas;
    I have seen them dancing in THE pools transmitting their disease;
    Their AIDS is catching on. (Chorus)

    Remember how on 7/12 in Habbo Hotel Hell,
    Gallant Nigras, by THE score, before Banhammer fell?
    But those that followed faltered not, and kept on raiding well;
    THE AIDS kept spreading on! (Chorus)

    Nevar forget those /b/tards who in earth lie six feet deep,
    Those noble Nigras, banned today, for lulz are never cheap;
    For 4chan gladly martyred, that their rewards we'd reap,
    Their AIDS is spreading on. (Chorus)

    [-+]Rickroll


    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've know each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching
    But you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    give you up. give you up
    give you up, give you up
    never gonna give
    never gonna give, give you up
    never gonna give
    never gonna give, give you up

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    [-+]Master of Blockers


    Habbos are at play, crumbling away
    I'm your source of self-destruction
    Veins that pump with gear, that we'll win is clear
    Leading on your win's construction
    Ban me you will see
    Seconds are all we need
    Dedicated to
    How I'm blocking you

    You're failing faster
    Obey your blocker
    Your life is nowhere
    Obey your blocker
    Blocker

    Master of Blockers they're letting me win
    Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
    Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
    Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
    Blocker
    Blocker
    Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
    Blocker
    Blocker

    Blackup on the way, never you betray
    Line of win becoming clearer
    Bawwwwww monopoly, bringing misery
    Seeing win in a mirror
    Ban us you will see
    More will soon be here
    Dedicated to
    How they're blocking you

    You're failing faster
    Obey your blocker
    Your life is nowhere
    Obey your blocker
    Blocker

    Master of Blockers they're letting me win
    Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
    Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
    Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
    Blocker
    Blocker
    Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
    Blocker
    Blocker

    Blocker, blocker, where's the pool that they've been after?
    Blocker, blocker, protecting them from aids
    Laughter, laughter, all they hear or see is laughter
    Laughter, laughter, laughing at their cries

    Blocking's worth all that, it's my natural habitat
    Know that lulz are the reason
    Neverending block, wait on arranged days
    Now this block is out of season
    I will occupy
    I will help you die
    I will run through you
    Now I rule you too

    You're failing faster
    Obey your blocker
    Your life is nowhere
    Obey your blocker
    Blocker

    Master of Blockers they're letting me win
    Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
    Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
    Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
    Blocker
    Blocker
    Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
    Blocker
    Blocker

    [-+]Hotel Habbofornia


    On a dark pixel highway, pixel wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
    Up ahead in the window, I saw a very dim light
    My hands grew heavy and my life grew thin
    I had to log on for the night
    There they stood in the doorway;
    I heard the mod-warning bell
    And I was thinking to myself,
    This is probably gunna be hell.
    Then they lit up a candle, and showed me the way
    There were messages down the corridor,
    I thought I saw them say...
    Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
    A god-awful place
    Such an expensive place
    Pay for a room at the hotel Habbofornia
    Any time of year, you can buy it here
    Their minds are seriosuly-twisted,
    They got a mercedes benz
    They've got a lot of tuxedo'd boys,
    That they call friends.
    How they dance in the entrance, blocking the path,
    Some dance to screencap,
    Some dance cuz they're fags.
    So I called up Zoe,
    Please bring me my Ice Cream!
    She said, we haven't seen anyone say please,
    Since two thousand and three.
    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say...
    Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
    What a douchebag place
    Such an expensive place.
    They spendin' it up at the hotel Habbofornia
    What a dumb surprise, choose your alias!
    A non-existant ceiling,
    The pink love potion on ice
    And they say we are all just prisoners here,
    Of those afro guys
    And in the moderator chambers,
    They gathered for the feast
    The stab it with their steely knives,
    But they just can't kill the /b/east
    Last thing I remember, I was
    Clicking for the door
    I had to find the passage back
    To the site I was before
    Relax, said the n1gra,
    We are programmed to not move
    You can try to sign out any time,
    But you just can never leave!


    Credit to SoupIsMoney

    [-+]Chocolate Raid


    Chocolate Raid
    Habbofags cry when /b/lackup joins the raid
    Chocolate Raid
    A baby will die due to epic win
    Chocolate Raid
    The pool is closed cause the AIDS are here again
    Chocolate Raid
    The mods make you wonder where they went
    Chocolate Raid
    Ban us all and say the AIDS will die
    Chocolate Raid
    Zoom in the camera and see that they lie
    Chocolate Raid
    Forecast:You'll be failing everyday
    Chocolate Raid
    We shall laugh at your wasted day
    Chocolate Raid
    Chris Hansen will also raid your dates
    Chocolate Raid
    You will BAAAAAAWWWWW before our nigra gates
    Chocolate Raid
    we get banned for being in your way
    Chocolate Raid
    We will always return another day
    Chocolate Raid
    Sage and desu fill you with pain
    Chocolate Raid
    Using your pleas to lulz again
    Chocolate Raid
    Sage and desu fill you with pain
    Chocolate Raid
    Using your pleas to lulz again
    Chocolate Raid
    Annoy the fuck out of you with RickRoll
    Chocolate Raid
    That is how we maintain our control
    Chocolate Raid
    You should never talk about the game
    Chocolate Raid
    Say it publicly and you're insane
    Chocolate Raid
    No one wants to hear your bitching now
    Chocolate Raid
    Wishing that we disappear somehow
    Chocolate Raid
    Habbos and niggers begin to fight
    Chocolate Raid
    You'll see the truth and head for the light
    Chocolate Raid
    The AIDS will never be washed away
    Chocolate Raid
    We shall post hrose scat and masterbate
    Chocolate Raid
    Alert the mods and you will pay
    Chocolate Raid
    The mods always swear it's not our race
    Chocolate Raid
    Sage and desu fill you with pain
    Chocolate Raid
    Using your pleas to lulz again
    Chocolate Raid
    Sage and desu fill you with pain
    Chocolate Raid
    Using your pleas to lulz again
    Chocolate Raid
    Cause tonight we dine in KFC
    Chocolate Raid
    Change that winrar into EFG
    Chocolate Raid
    Don't insult our nigra DNA
    Chocolate Raid
    Our test scores suck but we know that AIDS ain't fake
    Chocolate Raid
    Raping white wimmin the other night
    Chocolate Raid
    Candle Jack will be h-OH SHI
    Chocolate Raid
    Sorry but you just lost the game again
    Chocolate Raid
    Divide by zero to forget your shame
    Chocolate Raid
    Bel Air is the place we're living in
    Chocolate Raid
    More than blockin' more then passin' law
    Chocolate Raid
    You are under our control now
    Chocolate Raid
    Sage and desu fill you with pain
    Chocolate Raid
    Using your pleas to lulz again
    Chocolate Raid
    Sage and desu fill you with pain
    Chocolate Raid
    Using your pleas to lulz again

    [-+]Blockin' on Habbo's Door


    Mama take this account from me
    I can't use it anymore
    It's getting dark too dark for me
    They're blockin' on habbo's door

    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door

    Mama put my clothes in the closet
    I can't wear them no more.
    That cold black crowd is growin' now
    They're blockin' all Habbo's doors

    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
    /b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door

    [-+]At the pool


    This was a triumph.
    I'm making an XBOX HUEG SUCCESS!
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    Anonymous Legion.
    We close all the pools because we can.
    For the good of all of us.
    Except the ones who have AIDS.
    But there's no sense crying over failed swastiGET.
    You just keep on trying till the n!gras are set.
    And the desu gets spammed
    and the n!gras get banned
    for the f4ggots who are at the pool.

    I'm not even raging.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my raid and banned me.
    And shaved off my afro.
    And threw every hair in to a pool.
    As they sank I laughed because
    I made a new account.
    Now these afro haircuts make a swastiGET line.
    And we're out of beta, Raid Tool's released on time.
    So I'm glad I got banned,
    think of all the n!gras and
    all the f4ggots who are at the pool.

    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to close the pool.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe 7chan.
    That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance!
    Anyway this AIDS is great,
    it's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still stalking when there's blocking to do.
    When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not jew.
    I've got Habbo raids to run,
    there is blocking to be done
    on the f4ggots who are at the pool.

    And believe me I am at the pool.
    I'm raiding Habbo and I'm at the pool.
    I'm swastiGETing and I'm at the pool.
    When you're raging I'll be at the pool.
    When you an hero I'll be at the pool.
    At the pool.
    At the pool.

    [-+]Germany was having trouble


    GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE
    WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
    NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
    lTS FORMER GLORY
    WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
    WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
    WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
    THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
    AND NOW lT'S...
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY!
    WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE
    LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE!
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    WATCH OUT, EUROPE
    WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY...
    LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME
    WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!
    SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
    SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
    SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
    SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
    COME ON, GERMANS
    GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
    l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF.
    DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY!
    THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG!
    HElL HlTLER!
    HElL HlTLER!
    HElL HlTLER!
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    HElL HlTLER!
    HElL MYSELF
    HElL TO ME
    l'M THE KRAUT
    WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
    HElL MYSELF
    RAlSE YOUR HAND
    THERE'S NO GREATER
    DlCTATOR lN THE LAND!
    EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU!
    YES, YOU DO!
    lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
    HElL MYSELF
    RAlSE YOUR BEER
    JAWOHL!
    EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER
    HOORAY!
    EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
    HElL MYSELF!
    EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
    HElL MYSELF!
    EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
    ...STAND AND CHEER!
    THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
    HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN
    YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
    THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR
    THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS
    THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS
    HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS
    THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
    l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER
    NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
    GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG
    TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER
    GERMANY WAS BLUE
    WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
    HlTCHED UP MY PANTS
    AND CONQUERED FRANCE
    NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH!
    BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
    lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l...
    l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK.
    SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT?
    THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR!
    lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
    lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY
    THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS
    EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ
    HElL MYSELF
    WATCH MY SHOW
    l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN
    DONTCHA KNOW
    WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
    THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
    MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE
    EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME
    WONDERFUL ME!
    AND NOW lT'S...
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY
    SPRlNGTlME!
    GOOSE-STEPS!
    BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN
    DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE
    SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
    MEANS THAT...
    SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG...
    YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG....
    YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG...
    YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!

    [-+]Horse scat


    OK, so, I walked into the stable.
    Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
    The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
    Since the horse was really my sisters,
    she would tend to her horse
    while I would wonder around.
    Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
    so I snuck off into the stable
    on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was.
    I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
    nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me,
    and kept nipping at my clothes.
    I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
    of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
    I walked over behind him, cautiously,
    then I noticed something
    which changed the way
    I thought about horses forever...
    He lifted up his tail.
    I could see his butthole in full view.
    I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
    I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
    A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
    Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
    It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
    I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
    I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
    It smelt so good.
    So fresh.
    I started running my hand softly over his rear.
    As I did so he moved his tail up
    like he had done before.
    My god I was so whorrny.
    I stood there for about ten minutes
    just staring at his butthole.
    I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
    So I suched my index finger,
    and placed it on his butthole.
    The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
    The look in his eyes
    was almost like he was saying
    "Push lt inside me. I want you to."
    He turned back to eating
    once I started to apply pressure.
    All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
    I think he started to like it.
    I hope he did.
    I kept fingering his butthole
    It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
    God I now wish I'd put my dlck in there.
    Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
    I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
    I'm not gay, see.
    I have a girlfriend who I love,
    but this horse was so beautiful.
    To RAYPE him would be so raw,
    animalistic,
    passionate...
    I went underneath him,
    and began to stroke his stomach,
    and moved to his big balls.
    They were black. And looked so hot.
    Like tennis balls.
    When I touched them
    I could feel him shudder slightly.
    He absolutely loved it...
    I started to gently rub them.
    I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
    It was amazing.
    I stopped
    and went back up to his butthole again.
    This time, instead of putting my hand there...
    I moved my face into his crack.
    Once more, he lifted up his tail.
    This time, I stuck out my tongue,
    and began to Llck him.
    The amazing thing was though,
    I really could feel him moving
    his butt onto my face.
    He kept moving backwards
    until my face was pressed against the wall
    by his beautful butthole.
    And I didn't stop Llcking.
    I just grabbed hold of his rear
    and pulled him more into my face.
    I suddenly felt his butthole spread
    I realized what was about to fill my mouth,
    and my god I wanted it so bad.
    The crap clogged up my mouth.
    I gagged but swallowed.
    Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
    It tasted so good,
    straight from his butthole to my mouth.
    I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
    and looked at his butt.
    It looked so tasty, so good.
    He took a step back again,
    pressing my face back into his butt,
    like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
    He suddenly stopped rubbing
    his butthole on my face,
    and walked back to feeding.
    I decided he'd had enough for today,
    and turned to walk out...
    But I didn't leave...
    When I turned round,
    the biggest dlck I have ever seen
    was dangling from between his legs
    Oh my god it was so beautiful
    A huge black and pink dlck
    that must have been the size of my arm
    dangling down.
    I had to succk it.
    I wanted it in my mouth.
    I walked back over to him
    and got on my knees and felt it.
    It was incredible, like rubber,
    but nicer feeling.
    I started to w4nch him.
    I tugged on his dlck
    like someone was forcing me
    to with a gun at my head.
    He started to whinny slightly,
    that made me so much hotter.
    I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft,
    which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
    so I reajusted myself
    so I could start liching it at the new height.
    I then cupped his balls in my hands
    and started to such the tip,
    and felt his butt bucking a bit...
    I remember wondering
    if he was actually trying to raype my face.
    he kept thrusting at my face,
    and it was wonderful.
    The horse wanted to raype me!
    How could I be so lucky!?
    He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat
    and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm
    that was sure enough gonna burst
    from the end of this massive shaft
    he was forcing into my mouth.
    Then it struck me,
    I got a bit worried at that point,
    wondering if I might choke,
    or he might spray it all over me,
    or if he might try to actually mount ME,
    I wouldn't like him to mount me.
    I tried to stop suching him
    to catch my breath by moving my head to the right,
    at this, the horse just turned to the right
    and started thrusting at my face
    with his solid member.
    The thing was though,
    he kept getting it in my mouth.
    I tried again,
    but once more he forced it down my throat.
    I just kept taking what was being
    forced on me at that point.
    I took my hands off his balls
    and started jacking off his dlck some more.
    He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
    and I felt his dlck twitch in my hands.
    I realized what was gonna happen,
    so started jacking him as fast as I could...
    And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
    He gushed out cumm in my mouth,
    but the amount was so ridiculous
    I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
    It went all over my face.
    He kept going and going.
    Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me
    as I just sat there,
    unable to do anything except take it.
    At that point he turned round.
    I looked up only to see a tail rising.
    I knew what he wanted.
    He was such a dirty boy.
    I watched as his butthole
    twitched in that seyxy way,
    and then opened my mouth wide,
    and sure enough, the golden-brown
    wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
    that forced me to swallow its cumm
    was now filling my mouth again.
    I swallowed it all.
    It tasted so, so, so good.
    Nearly as good as his cumm.
    I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
    and lie down, clearly exhausted,
    as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm,
    and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
    Man I felt good.
    I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
    As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
    I couldn't figure out what she was doing
    to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
    I peeped round the corner to see my sister
    bent over his tack box,
    with him on top of her,
    thrusting at her.
    She was findling her breast with one hand,
    and using the other for support.
    Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
    and my sister was too,
    though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
    it was clear she'd done this before.
    After this my mind was made up;
    I was going to raype a horse.
    I walked in.
    My sister exclaimed
    "OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
    "It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
    My sister looked at my rock solid member
    and said "I don't want you..."
    I looked at her and replied
    "And I don't want you,
    but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
    while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
    My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
    I pulled it behind Billy
    who started pounding at my sister again.
    I lined my dlck up with his hole
    and started thrusting at him.
    It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
    rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
    that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister.
    I heard her say "Keep going!"
    And she got out from under him,
    and then started to such him.
    I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
    into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
    I saw the lump slide down her throat,
    she could do it and still breathe!
    She is so lucky...
    Billy rayped my sisters face
    as her muffled groans only made me harder
    inside the tight cave of his butthole.
    I screamed out to my sister
    "I'M GONNA CUMM IN HIS BUTT"
    To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
    I couldn't hold it anymore.
    I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
    and then lay over him,
    exasperated while he continued
    rayping my sisters throat.
    I walked out and left.
    After realising what happened
    I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
    watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
    I got into the horse wagon and
    waited for her to return.
    It was my best day... Ever...

    [-+]Pokemon Theme


    I wanna be the very best
    like no one ever was.
    To swastiGET is my real test.
    To close pools is my cause.
    I will travel through Habboland
    searching far and wide.
    Each swimming pool to understand
    the AIDS that is inside.
    Swimming pools!
    (Gotta close 'em all)
    Its fags and me.
    To be b& is my destiny.
    Swimming pools!
    Oh, you're really black
    in a hotel we must attack.
    Swimming pools!
    (Gotta close 'em all)
    Our fros so true.
    Afroduck will pull us through!
    You get AIDS and I'll block you.
    Swimming pools!
    (Gotta close 'em all)
    Gotta close 'em all!

    [-+]Grand Old Time


    I'll never forget the day
    When I lost my virginity.
    It was Christmas and my family
    Was at my grandmother's house.
    It all started when my grandma
    Called me into her room for "Help"
    I figured she needed help with her computer
    Or something along the lines of that.
    But instead of being her personal technician
    I became her personal phuckbuddy.
    As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
    In my nose.
    It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
    Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
    I swiftly opened the door.
    And to my surprise
    There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
    I looked in horror as she took it out
    With her feces all over it,
    And began sucking on it seductively.
    At this point I wanted to leave immediately
    But I couldn't. I was so horny.
    I jumped on top of her.
    Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
    It made me so aroused it hurt.
    I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
    Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
    I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
    Never stopping.
    "Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
    I gladly complied.
    Sucking even harder, I could feel a pulse in her breast.
    And she lactated in my mouth.
    There was so much milk.
    This milk of hers had been in her soggy breasts for decades
    And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
    The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
    But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
    Instantly, I ripped her breast out of my mouth and puked
    All over her face and succulent body.
    I thought this was the end of our fun.
    But it was just the beginning.
    The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
    She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
    I just sat there, enjoying her show.
    Then she suddenly turned around.
    Revealing her penis.
    I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
    It was so good
    It was like a spell of arousal.
    Then I came. Delightfully.
    Then she came. Delightfully.
    We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
    With our tongues.
    I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
    "OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
    As my grandfather came in.
    Naked.
    He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
    Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
    My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
    My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
    Then……His man tits exploded.
    I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.
    So I just left.
    And that was my first time having sex.

    [-+]I Like to Watch


    I put my hand in my pocket
    What do I feel
    One hundred and ten stories
    Of concrete and steel
    I like to watch
    That plane-shaped hole
    Really gets me hot
    But the big ball of fire
    Is the money shot
    I like to watch
    I like to watch
    The plane going in
    I like to watch
    The flame shooting out
    People dive into the street
    While I play with my meat
    My steel melted
    and my tower's coming down
    The New York skyline
    Will never be the same
    But the guys who flew those planes
    Had ****ing amazing aim
    I like to watch
    There must have been a reason
    But I don't understand
    Why they hit the Pentagon
    Instead of Disneyland
    I like to watch
    I like to watch
    The plane going in
    I like to watch
    The flame shooting out
    It's raining broken glass
    While I sit on my ass
    My steel melted
    and my tower's coming down
    I'd almost had enough
    Of watching planes explode
    Until they showed it in reverse
    And I had to shoot my load
    I like to watch
    Now my hand's all sticky
    And I can't find a rag
    I guess I'll have to use
    The american flag
    I like to watch

    [-+]All your base belong to us


    In A.D. 12 July 2006
    War was beginning
    Mod: What happen?
    Habbo: Somebody block pool
    Habbo: We get signal
    Mod: What
    Habbo: Main screen turn on
    Mod: It's You
    NIGRAS: How are you gentlemen
    NIGRAS: All your pool are belong to us
    NIGRAS: You are on the way to destruction from AIDS
    Mod: What you say
    NIGRAS: You have no chance to survive make your time
    NIGRAS: Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Mod: Take off every "NIGRA"
    Mod: You know what you doing
    Mod: Ban "NIGRA"
    Mod: For great justice
    ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US

    Dec 1 2007 Habbo Raid Speech

    they simply wanted to be remembered they wanted to keep the pool free for people of all the countless centuries yet to be

    free of the racists free of the AIDS

    and so on that day they were banned and my bruthers were banned

    barely a year ago long i pondered my bruthers' talk of victory and time has proven them wise

    but from free black to free black the word has spread that the bold 300 nigras so far from home laid down their lives

    and not just for /b/, but for the lulz and to stop the spread of AIDS

    now on this ragged patch of internet called habbo hotel the mods' hearts face obliteration. the mods will huddle sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers knowing well what merciless horrors they suffered at afros & suits of 300 nigras

    yet they stand now across the internet at over 9000 nigras standing proud ready to close the pool at will

    the enemy may overpower us individually, but with our sheer numbers they will be overwhelmed

    this day we rescue a world from racism and AIDS and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine

    give thanks men, to afro duck and the brave 300 prepare for glory for tonight, we dine at KFC!

    related JewTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5D9AI2oRlc

    Extra win goes to anyone who improvises something...perhaps 'We Will Block You' or 'For Those About To Block We Salute You'.

    How to Bobba on Habbo

    Nigger Negro/Ni99a/Nig/NlGGER (little L) (Last Thursday the infamous "nigra" became censored)
    Fuck Phuck/Fuq/Fuk/Fucc
    Pussy Pu$$y/Pussi
    Ass(hole) Arse/Arsehole - WARNING - doing this will make you sound like a total loser
    Rape Raep
    Sex Secks
    Gay Gai
    Shit Sh!t
    Dick Dlck - use lower case L for I
    *Fun fact. When typing in all caps, you can use a lower case L for i in any word that would normally be Bobba. You can say things normally if you take off the chat filter from your account settings, but you can still get banned so, yeah. Or to make it all easier, just substitute a letter in the word with * or choice symbols for a letter. Ex: ni99a, pu$$y & sh!t

    Habbo's "Clever" Idea

    With the staff getting tired of banning everyone that is black, they decided to make it so you can't block doors anything. You can now walk through other users on the first row of tiles anywhere in a room. They seem to not understand the fact that raiders will now just get on a shit load of clones and fill up all the slots for public rooms. So they decided to fuck their asses with lube

    Habbo's "Clever" Idea 2

    Noticing the large pile-ups of nigras in the pool area they decided to delete the pool. This enraged lots of nigras, so a raid was had on almost all rooms.(The .com version probably still has a pool)


    Pools open again. - LOL DELETED AGAIN AS OF JUNE 2011 - Nigras everywhere decided to celebrate by blocking the pool on August 17, 2009. Unlike most raids which usually end in a rather short period of time, this raid went on for just about the entire day. It started off with a few newfags trying to block off the ladders. This doesn't work as people can still just walk through each other, but it was enough to convince the retards that they were actually being blocked. It took about 20 minutes for one person to actually try walking through the blockers and another 15 minutes for the rest of the retards to discover this little secret. Then they all jumped in the virtual AID-infested pool where they proceeded to sit there doing absolutely nothing for a few minutes before logging off. Later that day /b/lackup finally arrived and set up a blackade around the entrance to the pool. They were reported several times but the mods couldn't be bothered to do their job.

    Great Islamic Raid of 2009 aka OPERATION: INFIDEL

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    Pool closed due to Infidels.

    This time, on the date of 1/11/09 (11/1/09 for Britfags) the nigras have been relieved early of their duties, in place of the Islamic Brotherhood of Habbo, who, in their green turbans, filthy bushy beards, and dirt colored skin, have conquered the hotel, closing it due to Roadside Bombs. So far, an all day 24 hour raid has gone on, this time, extending beyond the pool, to every room in the hotel. Many people have given much displeasure to the fact the admins have let this go on, proving that they may indeed, be Habbibis and Abduls themselves, wishing to claim their 72 virgins and a mule.

    The Raid continues as of 8PM PST, 1/11/09 (edit:how long? thats a lot longer than 24 hours!) HAHAHA DISREGARD, I SUCK COCKS!!!!

    It should also be known that many of the hobbofag mods are predisposition to banning anyone who insinuates they are Muslim. This further proves that the entire of hobo hotel staff is completely fucktarded and racist. Recommendations are to use a proxy if you plan to Bomb Hobbo Hotel.

    OPERATION: INFIDEL PART 2
    Current Raid inprogress as of 11PM MST, 11/3/09 Deemed OPERATION: INFIDEL PART 2. A continuance of a previous raid. This time pool was being 403'd, ERROR 403: POOL IS FORBINLADEN, as a result all Taliban were talib&.

    5th of November Raid 2009

    On 2009/10/05 /b/ raided habbo.com again. As usual V stood model. Though relatively uncoordinated, the Raid beginning at 5 p.m. EST/11p.m. CET was a great success

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    for about one hour. But due to AIDS and Cancer it started to fail pretty fast. This time pools and ponds were being closed due to gun powder.

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    More pictures appreciated.

    Heil J0k3str518, Der Führer of Habbo

    With the buttfuck developers of Habbo that disabled blocking, Habbo trolling along with the Nigras had fallen. And so, from their shadows, a few /b/tard trollers have joined together to form a group that will some day take over Habbo Hotel. Among the Elites is J0k3str518, their leader, xoleslie, and WalkingDinosaur However, these Elites are short in number and need many Oldfag Nigras to join and lead them in the art of trolling. Join them immediately at http://www.habbo.com/groups/275913/id

    Habbo Silenced?

    As of June 13, 2012, with Habbo's investors finding out exactly what kind of shitfest Habbo Hotel had become - they are pulling out one by one, deprievng Habbo Hotel's admins of their income (and CP). Panicking like a Whore who just learned that there were centipedes in her vagina, said admins have MUTEDHabbo Hotel's 'chat function', desperate to hang onto their jew gold.

    More as this story develops.

    Pools Open?

    As of June 18th, 2012, Habbo hotel is no longer muted. Instead, to defend the kids from cybering with old guys, they force all users to take a 5 question safety test, which of course a pedophile couldn't pass.

    Pools Closed IV: A New Hope

    On Sunday the 27th of January, someone had the brilliant and original idea of raiding Habbo Hotel. So of course, every other kid who was out of school for the day wanted to join in. The idea was to make a Korean themed avatar and act like a communist for the lulz. However, unlike many other failed attempts, this raid was pretty decent. Sure, the newfags didn't know how to swastika but on a whole, it felt like good old times.

    Casino Ban

    On April 7th 2014, Sulake decided they got tired of having customers and loyal fans, and decided to rape every single rich Habbo on all hotels by placing a ban on casinos.

    They did this by only allowing 3 randomizers per room.

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