This page has potential but it needs a lot of work. It could benefit from updated information, including information about "New" Habbo, how it all went to shit, how they removed public rooms and replaced them all with Guest rooms, how the Nigras can no longer block rooms and the rammifications of Channel 4's "pedophile haven" news report on Habbo.. Discuss edits that might add to the lulz on this article's talk page.
For the other, drama-filled side of Habbo, click here.
This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example, HOLY SHIT THEY UPDATED HABBO! NIGRAS CAN'T BLOCK THE POOL ANYMORE! HABBO'S MUTED, DUE TO PEDOPHILES!!!!1
Habbo (sometimes referred to as "Hobo Hotel") is a website made by a roving band of escaped mental patients with a degree in Computer Science III who formed together to create the company that is called Sulake.
The Habbo website itself is full of bullshit. The actual Hotel itself is made of virtual 2D rooms in which "people" make avatars that can interact with each other. People sometimes go completely straight bonkers and think this website is completely real, forming meaningless "relationships" to feel as though they are loved, have digital lifeless idiot "friendz" to fill their IRL social void, and create such hollow groups as defenseless armies, Harry Potter Sex Castles, Hospitals for the Terminally Stupid, and "Sexy Nite Clubz".
Up until the Great Habbo Uprising of Sulake, where Sulake updated Habbo so much that it became unrecognisable and pretty much untrollable, players could dress up as a "Nigra", a black man in a standard suit and a black afro, and block places, usually entrances to rooms, simply by standing still. More people made more successful raids. After the Uprising, this the pool has now been permanently cured of its AIDS.
Failure Incarnate
The Habbo Overlords
These are the paid IRL people who rule over Habbo Hotel. They can usually be found camwhoring with youngsters, having incest with their mothers, having little boys suck their dicks for Habbo coins, or even abducting foreign schoolgirls who wouldn't have a fucking clue. They are generally white supremacist.
We all know that Habbo Hotel is really an Internets Dating Site formed by none other than the creator of the Internet - Former President Al Gore. In 2003, Habbo Hotel was one of the best places to get laid on the internets, be it by 13 year old boys or hot young girls. Join today!
Make sure to be discreet when asking for cyberz!1 in Habbo.
Example of a ban that makes complete sense in all ways
Permabanned but don't want to be? Simple! Just fire off this custom-tailored message to the staff. No matter how much they tell you about OMG OMG DEY STOLE MY FURNI, just ignore them. Keep telling them 'none of the above' or 'other'... they're really just fapping to pixelated Habbo CP and don't want to answer your question.
Hello,
Last Thursday I was sitting around the 'Habbosphere Pool Deck' when a lot of disruptive habbos came in and said something about AIDS and pool closure. Of course, completely confused, I decided it was best to leave. However, they blocked my exit, and when some of them finally left I tried to leave.
I can only assume the moderator believed it was I who was causing the disruption, because they then banned me for two hours.
Please may I receive further information on why this ban was justified? Have I committed an offense? If so, I apologize fully and I implore you to detail me so I can avoid making this mistake again. I do not believe I had committed any offense.
Thank you.
End Your Ban: The Hard Easier Way It's only harder if you're a fucking moron.
This is blocking?THANKS HABBO, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
If that doesn't work reinstall flash. If that doesn't work try a proxy. If that doesn't work try a new computer. If that doesn't work ask someone else, if they say the same, consider it win.
Habbospotting
There are many people stupid enough to play Habbo hotel. However, they can be sorted into a few distinct categories, almost all of which you will encounter at some point if you take part in a raid.
Average Habbo
A basement dweller. Acts normally enough until he notices you're in his way. May make half-hearted attempts at insulting you, but can keep it up for an unhealthily long time. It's almost as though he has nothing else to do. "mom told me i neet 2 walk teh dog" is a keyword for "Brb fapping"
Unconfident dweeb
The kind of absolute twat that'll ask 'please move' when you're standing in a doorway telling him he now has aids. Treat them with the kind of scorn reserved for...well, for Habbo.
A girl
Well, as everyone knows, there are no girls on the internet, so this logically leaves us with three options. 1) it's a forty year old pedophile, 2) it's a very confused 13 year old boy, or door number 3) it's an absolute munter nobody would touch with a ten-foot dildo. Some act like the aforementioned unconfident dweebs, some try to flirt with nigras to get them to move, and some try just hurling abuse.
On Habbo, some of these people take on even more lulzworthy aspects, due to the fact that they believe they're part of an 'army' or 'police force' or 'mafia'. Some will even try to attack you, despite the fact that it's a family game and you cannot in fact attack people. Point this out to them for epic lulz.
In reality that video was made by some fatass basement dweller and those pictures were probably taken from Google Images. Trolls trolling trolls you stupid fucking Newfaggots.
Emo
Someone who goes around dressed in black with a 'crazy' hairstyle. May even have the word emo somewhere in their names, such is their fail. Just tell them to become an hero or say that My Chemical Romance suck, they won't put up much of a fight.
Emo in the closet
Someone whose profile matches exactly that of the common emo, yet upon questioning will passionately deny any emohood, any liking of MCR, and any touching of underage girls.
People who, upon seeing the loyal ranks of the blackade, have their hearts filled with pride, and join in. That, along with how pissed-off people can get, makes it all worth it. CAVEAT: beware sleeper cells.
Weiner
A loser among losers. Someone who takes the cake and eats it. For example, the person who actually paid Habbo money to get people to move, or the person who themselves admitted they were trying to get to a pool that didn't actually exist. Also incorporates that rare breed, the wannabe nigra, who thinks BAWWWWWWWWWWWWing about Mudkips makes him win.
If you're a Negroid, the Habbo Moderation Brigade will ban you for saying "bobba".
The Habbo Way is in all respects a set of hidden rules that, in short, say that if you are of African American descent, you are to be banned at the stake by the crack moderation staff. So, playing a black Habbo, especially one with a suit on and an afro, will usually get you banned if the Moderators catch you.
As of recently, i.e. last Thursday, creating a black character with an afro will get u instantly banhammered. Fucking Moderators!
For years now, the Habbo Hotel has been getting raided by a rogue team of United Internets Special Forces who protest Habbo and its racist way. These brave men in uniform carry out their counterproductive raids, in which dark skinned men with afros in Armani suits storm the building and deny children access to the pool, occasionally stopping to kick sand in their faces. Some argue that this benevolent display of black pride is the Habbo world's equivalent of the American Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's, but with opposite results. Habbo shows no signs of removing its racist policies, and usually if a dark-skinned but overall innocent player is in the same room as an organized protester, he or she is immediately racially profiled and subsequently banned, regardless of their behavior.
Trolling The Habbo
It's fairly simple. Just find a spot where lots of people want to be, and make sure those people can't get to where they want to be by simply standing in the way. This would usually be blocking the entrance area to the pool by allotting four NigraJim's in a row (one must also block the fence passage to the left), and by standing around in front of the door leading into the diving board tower. The ladder leading into the pool itself must be blocked with a U-formation around the ladder.
All of this should accompany announcements of how racist the Habbos are, especially the mods, while shouting Black Power and the likes. Try to do it while the mods are at their "national socialist" rallies. Ladders of pools, narrow hallways, and thin doorways are good places to stand around and piss off the losers who spend all day in what is furrylessFurcadia (Which leaves lonelyretarded 'non'-furry teenagers). Occasionally let a few Habbos pass through, as to keep them waiting there hoping to be the next to be able to pass. Habbo now also has American Idol rooms, in which the hotel's moronic denizens are praised for typing the lyrics to their favorite emo songs in what amounts to a pitiful circle-jerk of mind-boggling proportions. Make sure to block these rooms and flood them with Bel Air and Rick Roll, especially if one of the Habbofags is trying to 'sing.'
Note: If you use The Habbo US, look for "PieGoddess". While not dressing like a nigra, she assists and helps any btard that is black and has an afro. She showed great trolling skills in the 2010 July raid. Don't be fooled by her appearence similar to every other cunt, this is merely a disguise.
-A Concerned Nigra Habbo spy.
However, 'pro' habbo lolcows can be found all over habbo hotel, with their casinos which they use to steal furni off of some 13 year old who used up all of next week's phone credit for twelve ducks and a doormat, (You'd think they'd have started with wallpaper?). Due to habbo not having any gaming licensing laws, the mods actually do absolutely fuck all about it - but then if you're batshit fucking insane enough to actually pay for virtual furniture that doesn't actually exist, then you know you're going to either have it stolen from you by some lolcow whom either runs a casino, or is a habbo hotel moderator who boots you from the site should you choose to complain.
To do the above however, takes time - and the downside is that you need furni in the first place, which either means paying habbo hotel, or finding some complete and utter retard to just hand over their entire hand of furni to you - which might be easier said than done if you tell them they'll get AIDS from that hand if there's furni resting on it's sweaty palm.
Expert blackading advice
Mainly what to say. Sometimes, stating the facts just doesn't cut it. If your adversary is an emo, or has something in their name about a 'police force', 'army', or 'mafia', exploit it mercilessly. Remind them of how much of a loser they are. Point out how they will never get laid. Some will actually agree with you; lulz aplenty to be had. Some will try racism. If they do, easy, say you reported them. Nine times out of ten, it'll shut them up. If anyone sends you a friend request (disturbingly common), accept, send them a message (something along the lines of 'YOU FILTHY FUCKING PEDOPHILE CUNT') then remove them. And some of them will actually try engaging you in an in-depth argument, the result of one too many attempts to persuade nigras to move and one too many rejections IRL. If all else fails, resort to 'NO U', or just go AFK for a bit and play Tetris or something (possibly the best method).
A little trick worth a good few lulz; if there are people past the door blackade, and you're blocking the pool, try moving away from the pool briefly, then moving back when they try to get in. Accompany this with a witty epithet...something like 'NOT 2DAY'.
AND REMEMBER: if you're not getting over 9000 lulz, you're doing it wrong.
Communists
How to be a communist. Make it black to be a Nigracommie.Pub's closed due to capitalism.
Furthermore, they took part in the July 12, 2009, raid, fighting in the lobby and several clubs throughout the hotel. Many were lost, due in part to their suicide charge battle tactics.
After finding out how much Habbo Hotel blows ass, you'll be quick to see how the community relates.
There are two types of people in this hotel: norms and HC. Between these two competitive species, they tend to fight over each other for the most fucked up reasons of all; which is the better latter. These 'HC' who possess more clothing and features, have a fetish for raping every single person in sight (excluding normals). 'Norms' on the other hand just suck more ass since they're poor.
Habbo Club
After creating Habbo, the staff realized they've run out of money to supply their child porn magazines and dildos, hence they decided they should make a clever plan to leech money off 10 year old kids who think it's "s00o k0ol" to have different shit than everyone else. Soon they made the feature that made Habbo even more lame - The Habbo Club. For admittance in the club, you require to
Have a fetish for small children.
* Have a penis the size of a toothpick (regardless of gender).
* Satisfy your sexual needs by fucking the nearest living pixel to you.
* Have AIDS.
Even if you join HC without meeting these standards - you will automatically receive the before-mentioned traits.
Yet be wary - if you disturb these delicate creatures in any possible way, they will gain massive butthurt and molest you in any way possible. Since 100% of HC consists of faggot-spoiled, emo bitches who don't know how spell 'Feel' even though they claim to be over 17, it is nearly impossible to have a conversation with these species because they literally have no common logic. If one of these assholes approach you, immediately commence trolling and name-calling.
Habbo V.I.P
Basically the same as Habbo Club, introduced after the Great Habbo Uprising of Sulake, but with more "free" stuff, more clothes, more fanboys and 12 year old girls. Costs even moar IRL moneys as Habbo Club.
The Norms
The 'norms' are basically the poor faggots who like to suck other HC's balls and then whine about it later. 98% of these people will either -
Have no fucking clue what they're doing.
Want to get AIDS.
Harass you for free stuff - "plz plz plz pleeeeeasssee giveee meh tah fr3e stuFf!!".
Attempt to convince you in having 'v3ri HaWt sM3xy P0rnz' with him/her.
Dress as a whore in high heels and bacon hair (regardless of gender) and try feel your E-penis.
Once you have spotted one of these ill-diseased creatures, make sure you scam 'em good, for 'norms' are known for great bait to hacking and scamming (since they believe that a jewish-looking black man will come up to them and give them free stuff for no reason).
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just keep on your toes
I'll tell you how I joined a group known as the Habbo Negros
In the chaotic, hateful /b/, I was born and raised
in Habbo Hotel is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all getting changed and getting in and out of the pool
When a couple of blacks who were up to no good
Started shouting "AIDS!" in my neighborhood
The pool was blocked by a few negros with fros
Saying stuff like "desu desu" and "Get out, pool's closed!"
I messaged for a mod and when they came near
The nigraz reinstalled Shockwave and then reappeared
If anything I could say that this pool wasn't closed
But I thought naw forget it, I'll join these negros!
I logged in to the hotel about seven or eight
And I yelled to the habbos, "You'll have to wait!"
Looked at my habbo, I was now a negro
To finally be able to shout "THE POOL'S CLOSED."
[-+]Pool's Closed Forever
(to tune of "School's Out" By Alice Cooper)
Well there's this new game
Because WoW is lame
This one's not the same
The griefers run this game
Well we can't abide by
can't find the terms
if that don't suit ya ur a fag
Pool's closed in Habbo
Pool's closed due to AIDS
Pool's been blocked by Nigras
No more /b/tards
no more Goons
no more hiding that we're loons
fail
Well we all act crass
and we got no permabans
and we got no racial awareness
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
Pool's closed in Habbo
Pool's closed due to AIDS
Pool's been blocked by Nigras
No more /b/tards
no more Goons
no more hiding that we're loons
due to AIDS
for a lol
close the pool to one and all
Pools closed due to AIDS
Pool's closed in Habbo
Pool's blocked by griefers
Pool's closed completely
Mine eyes have seen THE glory of THE coming Afro Duck;
He is Anonymous and Legion and he does not give a fuck;
He hath earmarked Habbo Hotel for his Nigra hordes to /b/lock;
His AIDS is spreading on.
Chorus:
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
THE AIDS is spreading on
In THE wretchedness of 4chan, Afro duck was born in /b/;
In that steaming pit of mongled cocks and pr0n and faggotry;
In a mighty voice that thundered, he proclaimed to you and me:
"Our AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)
"Never more shall Nigra /b/rothers live in racist slavery,
Never more shall fellow /b/tards suffer Habbo's tyranny:
As m00t died to make men pedo, let us die to make men /b/;
While AIDS is spreading on!" (Chorus)
Upon Habbo did /b/ descend in force on Twelfth July;
THE Nigra legions clad in black Armani suit, and tie;
From their places by THE poolsides, mods could not these thousands pry;
THE AIDS was spreading on (Chorus)
To hapless Habbo's inquiries, THE wogs were heard to tell;
"THE pool is closed because of AIDS infection, LOL;
A gift from Ebaumsworld.com: To Führer Bauman, Heil!
His AIDS, its spreading on!" (Chorus)
I have seen a thousand Afros lining Habbo's halls and eaves;
/B/lockading doors and ladders and impervious to pleas;
I have seen them dancing in THE pools transmitting their disease;
Their AIDS is catching on. (Chorus)
Remember how on 7/12 in Habbo Hotel Hell,
Gallant Nigras, by THE score, before Banhammer fell?
But those that followed faltered not, and kept on raiding well;
THE AIDS kept spreading on! (Chorus)
Nevar forget those /b/tards who in earth lie six feet deep,
Those noble Nigras, banned today, for lulz are never cheap;
For 4chan gladly martyred, that their rewards we'd reap,
Their AIDS is spreading on. (Chorus)
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
give you up. give you up
give you up, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
never gonna give
never gonna give, give you up
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
[-+]Master of Blockers
Habbos are at play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with gear, that we'll win is clear
Leading on your win's construction
Ban me you will see
Seconds are all we need
Dedicated to
How I'm blocking you
You're failing faster
Obey your blocker
Your life is nowhere
Obey your blocker
Blocker
Master of Blockers they're letting me win
Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Blackup on the way, never you betray
Line of win becoming clearer
Bawwwwww monopoly, bringing misery
Seeing win in a mirror
Ban us you will see
More will soon be here
Dedicated to
How they're blocking you
You're failing faster
Obey your blocker
Your life is nowhere
Obey your blocker
Blocker
Master of Blockers they're letting me win
Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Blocker, blocker, where's the pool that they've been after?
Blocker, blocker, protecting them from aids
Laughter, laughter, all they hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at their cries
Blocking's worth all that, it's my natural habitat
Know that lulz are the reason
Neverending block, wait on arranged days
Now this block is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
You're failing faster
Obey your blocker
Your life is nowhere
Obey your blocker
Blocker
Master of Blockers they're letting me win
Twisting their nipples, smashing their dreams
Blocked by me, you can't see a thing
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
Just bawwwwwwwwwwwwww my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Blocker
Blocker
[-+]Hotel Habbofornia
On a dark pixel highway, pixel wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the window, I saw a very dim light
My hands grew heavy and my life grew thin
I had to log on for the night
There they stood in the doorway;
I heard the mod-warning bell
And I was thinking to myself,
This is probably gunna be hell.
Then they lit up a candle, and showed me the way
There were messages down the corridor,
I thought I saw them say...
Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
A god-awful place
Such an expensive place
Pay for a room at the hotel Habbofornia
Any time of year, you can buy it here
Their minds are seriosuly-twisted,
They got a mercedes benz
They've got a lot of tuxedo'd boys,
That they call friends.
How they dance in the entrance, blocking the path,
Some dance to screencap,
Some dance cuz they're fags.
So I called up Zoe,
Please bring me my Ice Cream!
She said, we haven't seen anyone say please,
Since two thousand and three.
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel Habbofornia
What a douchebag place
Such an expensive place.
They spendin' it up at the hotel Habbofornia
What a dumb surprise, choose your alias!
A non-existant ceiling,
The pink love potion on ice
And they say we are all just prisoners here,
Of those afro guys
And in the moderator chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the /b/east
Last thing I remember, I was
Clicking for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the site I was before
Relax, said the n1gra,
We are programmed to not move
You can try to sign out any time,
But you just can never leave!
Chocolate Raid
Habbofags cry when /b/lackup joins the raid
Chocolate Raid
A baby will die due to epic win
Chocolate Raid
The pool is closed cause the AIDS are here again
Chocolate Raid
The mods make you wonder where they went
Chocolate Raid
Ban us all and say the AIDS will die
Chocolate Raid
Zoom in the camera and see that they lie
Chocolate Raid
Forecast:You'll be failing everyday
Chocolate Raid
We shall laugh at your wasted day
Chocolate Raid
Chris Hansen will also raid your dates
Chocolate Raid
You will BAAAAAAWWWWW before our nigra gates
Chocolate Raid
we get banned for being in your way
Chocolate Raid
We will always return another day
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Annoy the fuck out of you with RickRoll
Chocolate Raid
That is how we maintain our control
Chocolate Raid
You should never talk about the game
Chocolate Raid
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Raid
No one wants to hear your bitching now
Chocolate Raid
Wishing that we disappear somehow
Chocolate Raid
Habbos and niggers begin to fight
Chocolate Raid
You'll see the truth and head for the light
Chocolate Raid
The AIDS will never be washed away
Chocolate Raid
We shall post hrose scat and masterbate
Chocolate Raid
Alert the mods and you will pay
Chocolate Raid
The mods always swear it's not our race
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Cause tonight we dine in KFC
Chocolate Raid
Change that winrar into EFG
Chocolate Raid
Don't insult our nigra DNA
Chocolate Raid
Our test scores suck but we know that AIDS ain't fake
Chocolate Raid
Raping white wimmin the other night
Chocolate Raid
Candle Jack will be h-OH SHI
Chocolate Raid
Sorry but you just lost the game again
Chocolate Raid
Divide by zero to forget your shame
Chocolate Raid
Bel Air is the place we're living in
Chocolate Raid
More than blockin' more then passin' law
Chocolate Raid
You are under our control now
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
Chocolate Raid
Sage and desu fill you with pain
Chocolate Raid
Using your pleas to lulz again
[-+]Blockin' on Habbo's Door
Mama take this account from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark for me
They're blockin' on habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
Mama put my clothes in the closet
I can't wear them no more.
That cold black crowd is growin' now
They're blockin' all Habbo's doors
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
/b/lock-block-blockin' on Habbo's door
[-+]At the pool
This was a triumph.
I'm making an XBOX HUEG SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Anonymous Legion.
We close all the pools because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who have AIDS.
But there's no sense crying over failed swastiGET.
You just keep on trying till the n!gras are set.
And the desu gets spammed
and the n!gras get banned
for the f4ggots who are at the pool.
I'm not even raging.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my raid and banned me.
And shaved off my afro.
And threw every hair in to a pool.
As they sank I laughed because
I made a new account.
Now these afro haircuts make a swastiGET line.
And we're out of beta, Raid Tool's released on time.
So I'm glad I got banned,
think of all the n!gras and
all the f4ggots who are at the pool.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to close the pool.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe 7chan.
That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance!
Anyway this AIDS is great,
it's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still stalking when there's blocking to do.
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not jew.
I've got Habbo raids to run,
there is blocking to be done
on the f4ggots who are at the pool.
And believe me I am at the pool.
I'm raiding Habbo and I'm at the pool.
I'm swastiGETing and I'm at the pool.
When you're raging I'll be at the pool.
When you an hero I'll be at the pool.
At the pool.
At the pool.
[-+]Germany was having trouble
GERMANY WAS HAVlNG TROUBLE
WHAT A SAD, SAD STORY
NEEDED A NEW LEADER TO RESTORE
lTS FORMER GLORY
WHERE, OH, WHERE WAS HE?
WHERE COULD THAT MAN BE?
WE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN WE FOUND
THE MAN FOR YOU AND ME
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
DEUTSCHLAND lS HAPPY AND GAY!
WE'RE MARCHlNG TO A FASTER PACE
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
RHlNELAND'S A FlNE LAND ONCE MORE!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
WATCH OUT, EUROPE
WE'RE GOlNG ON TOUR!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY...
LOOK, lT'S SPRlNGTlME
WlNTER FOR POLAND AND FRANCE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
SPRlNGTlME! SPRlNGTlME!
COME ON, GERMANS
GO lNTO YOUR DANCE!
l WAS BORN lN DUSSELDORF UND THAT lS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF.
DON'T BE STUPlD, BE A SMARTY, COME AND JOlN THE NAZl PARTY!
THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG, THE FU*RER lS COMlNG!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
HElL HlTLER!
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
HElL HlTLER!
HElL MYSELF
HElL TO ME
l'M THE KRAUT
WHO'S OUT TO CHANGE OUR HlSTORY
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR HAND
THERE'S NO GREATER
DlCTATOR lN THE LAND!
EVERYTHlNG l DO, l DO FOR YOU!
YES, YOU DO!
lF YOU'RE LOOKlNG FOR A WAR, HERE'S WORLD WAR TWO!
HElL MYSELF
RAlSE YOUR BEER
JAWOHL!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl STAND AND CHEER
HOORAY!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
HElL MYSELF!
EV'RY HOTSY-TOTSY NAZl...
...STAND AND CHEER!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
HE'S GOT THOSE RUSSlANS ON THE RUN
YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT WACKY HUN!
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR
THEY CAN'T SAY "NO" TO HlS DEMANDS
THEY'RE FREAKlNG OUT lN FORElGN LANDS
HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD lN HlS HANDS
THE FU*RER lS CAUSlNG A FUROR!
l WAS JUST A PAPER HANGER
NO ONE MORE OBSCURER
GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE RElCHSTAG
TOLD ME l WAS FU*RER
GERMANY WAS BLUE
WHAT, OH, WHAT TO DO?
HlTCHED UP MY PANTS
AND CONQUERED FRANCE
NOW DEUTSCHLAND'S SMlLlNG THROUGH!
BUT lT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY...
lT WAS 1932. HlNDENBURG WAS WORKlNG THE BlG ROOM AND l...
l WAS PLAYlNG THE LOUNGE. AND THEN l GOT MY BlG BREAK.
SOMEBODY BURNED DOWN THE RElCHSTAG. AND, WOULD YOU BELlEVE lT?
THEY MADE ME CHANCELLOR. CHANCELLOR!
lT AlN'T NO MYST'RY
lF lT'S POLlTlCS OR HlST'RY
THE THlNG YOU GOTTA KNOW lS
EV'RYTHlNG lS SHOW BlZ
HElL MYSELF
WATCH MY SHOW
l'M THE GERMAN ETHEL MERMAN
DONTCHA KNOW
WE ARE CROSSlNG BORDERS
THE NEW WORLD ORDER lS HERE
MAKE A GREAT BlG SMlLE
EV'RYONE SlEG HElL TO ME
WONDERFUL ME!
AND NOW lT'S...
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
GOOSE-STEP'S THE NEW STEP TODAY
SPRlNGTlME!
GOOSE-STEPS!
BOMBS FALLlNG FROM THE SKlES AGAlN
DEUTSCHLAND lS ON THE RlSE AGAlN
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
U-BOATS ARE SAlLlNG ONCE MORE
SPRlNGTlME FOR HlTLER AND GERMANY
MEANS THAT...
SOON WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG....
YOU BET WE'LL BE GOlNG...
YOU KNOW WE'LL BE GOlNG TO WAR!!
[-+]Horse scat
OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I would wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was.
I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me,
and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so whorrny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I suched my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push lt inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dlck in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a girlfriend who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touched them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutely loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his butthole again.
This time, instead of putting my hand there...
I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to Llck him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop Llcking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
I realized what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face,
and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest dlck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
Oh my god it was so beautiful
A huge black and pink dlck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to succk it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to w4nch him.
I tugged on his dlck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start liching it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to such the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might choke,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop suching him
to catch my breath by moving my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his dlck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his dlck twitch in my hands.
I realized what was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out cumm in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that seyxy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cumm
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his cumm.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my dlck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister.
I heard her say "Keep going!"
And she got out from under him,
and then started to such him.
I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
I saw the lump slide down her throat,
she could do it and still breathe!
She is so lucky...
Billy rayped my sisters face
as her muffled groans only made me harder
inside the tight cave of his butthole.
I screamed out to my sister
"I'M GONNA CUMM IN HIS BUTT"
To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
I couldn't hold it anymore.
I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
and then lay over him,
exasperated while he continued
rayping my sisters throat.
I walked out and left.
After realising what happened
I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
I got into the horse wagon and
waited for her to return.
It was my best day... Ever...
[-+]Pokemon Theme
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was.
To swastiGET is my real test.
To close pools is my cause.
I will travel through Habboland
searching far and wide.
Each swimming pool to understand
the AIDS that is inside.
Swimming pools!
(Gotta close 'em all)
Its fags and me.
To be b& is my destiny.
Swimming pools!
Oh, you're really black
in a hotel we must attack.
Swimming pools!
(Gotta close 'em all)
Our fros so true.
Afroduck will pull us through!
You get AIDS and I'll block you.
Swimming pools!
(Gotta close 'em all)
Gotta close 'em all!
[-+]Grand Old Time
I'll never forget the day
When I lost my virginity.
It was Christmas and my family
Was at my grandmother's house.
It all started when my grandma
Called me into her room for "Help"
I figured she needed help with her computer
Or something along the lines of that.
But instead of being her personal technician
I became her personal phuckbuddy.
As I opened the door, I could feel a moist scent
In my nose.
It smelled of rotten fish and piss.
Wondering what the hell she was doing in there
I swiftly opened the door.
And to my surprise
There she was, naked with a candy-cane up her anus.
I looked in horror as she took it out
With her feces all over it,
And began sucking on it seductively.
At this point I wanted to leave immediately
But I couldn't. I was so horny.
I jumped on top of her.
Her saggy breast flopped about, hitting my face.
It made me so aroused it hurt.
I grabbed her saggy, soggy breasts and just began sucking.
Oh my god, I would do anything to do that again.
I just sucked and sucked on her sagging boobs
Never stopping.
"Faster! FASTER!" she screamed.
I gladly complied.
Sucking even harder, I could feel a pulse in her breast.
And she lactated in my mouth.
There was so much milk.
This milk of hers had been in her soggy breasts for decades
And as a result, it tasted moldy, and felt a little bit creamy.
The streams just kept coming out of her rocky nipples and I kept drinking it all
But I had her milksack so far up my throat, It triggered my gag reflex.
Instantly, I ripped her breast out of my mouth and puked
All over her face and succulent body.
I thought this was the end of our fun.
But it was just the beginning.
The smelly, wet, creamy beginning.
She began licking up my vomit chunk after chunk
I just sat there, enjoying her show.
Then she suddenly turned around.
Revealing her penis.
I couldn't resist but rub mine against hers
It was so good
It was like a spell of arousal.
Then I came. Delightfully.
Then she came. Delightfully.
We both bent over and cleaned the cum off each other's dicks
With our tongues.
I had just about finished my grandpenis meal when the door slammed open.
"OH SHITFUCKNIGGERPISS!" I thought to myself
As my grandfather came in.
Naked.
He jumped on top of me and grandma and formed a threesome.
Who would have thought! A threesome with my grandma and Grandpa!
My most sought after fantasy and it was finally coming true!
My grandfather's cock was penetrating my anus at lightning speed.
Then……His man tits exploded.
I didn't have time to think in the creamy, hairy, bloody mess.
So I just left.
And that was my first time having sex.
[-+]I Like to Watch
I put my hand in my pocket
What do I feel
One hundred and ten stories
Of concrete and steel
I like to watch
That plane-shaped hole
Really gets me hot
But the big ball of fire
Is the money shot
I like to watch
I like to watch
The plane going in
I like to watch
The flame shooting out
People dive into the street
While I play with my meat
My steel melted
and my tower's coming down
The New York skyline
Will never be the same
But the guys who flew those planes
Had ****ing amazing aim
I like to watch
There must have been a reason
But I don't understand
Why they hit the Pentagon
Instead of Disneyland
I like to watch
I like to watch
The plane going in
I like to watch
The flame shooting out
It's raining broken glass
While I sit on my ass
My steel melted
and my tower's coming down
I'd almost had enough
Of watching planes explode
Until they showed it in reverse
And I had to shoot my load
I like to watch
Now my hand's all sticky
And I can't find a rag
I guess I'll have to use
The american flag
I like to watch
[-+]All your base belong to us
In A.D. 12 July 2006
War was beginning
Mod: What happen?
Habbo: Somebody block pool
Habbo: We get signal
Mod: What
Habbo: Main screen turn on
Mod: It's You
NIGRAS: How are you gentlemen
NIGRAS: All your pool are belong to us
NIGRAS: You are on the way to destruction from AIDS
Mod: What you say
NIGRAS: You have no chance to survive make your time
NIGRAS: Ha Ha Ha Ha
Mod: Take off every "NIGRA"
Mod: You know what you doing
Mod: Ban "NIGRA"
Mod: For great justice
ALL YOUR CHICKENS ARE BELONG TO US
Dec 1 2007 Habbo Raid Speech
they simply wanted to be remembered
they wanted to keep the pool free for people of all the
countless centuries yet to be
free of the racists
free of the AIDS
and so on that day they were banned
and my bruthers were banned
barely a year ago
long i pondered my bruthers' talk of victory
and time has proven them wise
but from free black to free black the word has spread
that the bold 300 nigras so far from home laid down their lives
and not just for /b/, but for the lulz
and to stop the spread of AIDS
now on this ragged patch of internet called habbo hotel
the mods' hearts face obliteration.
the mods will huddle sheer terror gripping tight
their hearts with icy fingers knowing well what merciless
horrors they suffered at afros & suits of 300 nigras
yet they stand now across the internet at over 9000 nigras
standing proud ready to close the pool at will
the enemy may overpower us individually,
but with our sheer numbers they will be overwhelmed
this day we rescue a world from racism and AIDS
and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine
give thanks men, to afro duck and the brave 300
prepare for glory
for tonight, we dine at KFC!
Extra win goes to anyone who improvises something...perhaps 'We Will Block You' or 'For Those About To Block We Salute You'.
How to Bobba on Habbo
Nigger Negro/Ni99a/Nig/NlGGER (little L) (Last Thursday the infamous "nigra" became censored)
FuckPhuck/Fuq/Fuk/Fucc
Pussy Pu$$y/Pussi
Ass(hole) Arse/Arsehole - WARNING - doing this will make you sound like a total loser
Rape Raep
Sex Secks
Gay Gai
Shit Sh!t
Dick Dlck - use lower case L for I
*Fun fact. When typing in all caps, you can use a lower case L for i in any word that would normally be Bobba. You can say things normally if you take off the chat filter from your account settings, but you can still get banned so, yeah.
Or to make it all easier, just substitute a letter in the word with * or choice symbols for a letter. Ex: ni99a, pu$$y & sh!t
Habbo's "Clever" Idea
With the staff getting tired of banning everyone that is black, they decided to make it so you can't block doors anything. You can now walk through other users on the first row of tiles anywhere in a room. They seem to not understand the fact that raiders will now just get on a shit load of clones and fill up all the slots for public rooms. So they decided to fuck their asses with lube
Habbo's "Clever" Idea 2
Noticing the large pile-ups of nigras in the pool area they decided to delete the pool. This enraged lots of nigras, so a raid was had on almost all rooms.(The .com version probably still has a pool)
Pools open again. - LOL DELETED AGAIN AS OF JUNE 2011 - Nigras everywhere decided to celebrate by blocking the pool on August 17, 2009. Unlike most raids which usually end in a rather short period of time, this raid went on for just about the entire day. It started off with a few newfags trying to block off the ladders. This doesn't work as people can still just walk through each other, but it was enough to convince the retards that they were actually being blocked. It took about 20 minutes for one person to actually try walking through the blockers and another 15 minutes for the rest of the retards to discover this little secret. Then they all jumped in the virtual AID-infested pool where they proceeded to sit there doing absolutely nothing for a few minutes before logging off. Later that day /b/lackup finally arrived and set up a blackade around the entrance to the pool. They were reported several times but the mods couldn't be bothered to do their job.
Great Islamic Raid of 2009 aka OPERATION: INFIDEL
Pool closed due to Infidels.
This time, on the date of 1/11/09 (11/1/09 for Britfags) the nigras have been relieved early of their duties, in place of the Islamic Brotherhood of Habbo, who, in their green turbans, filthy bushy beards, and dirt colored skin, have conquered the hotel, closing it due to Roadside Bombs. So far, an all day 24 hour raid has gone on, this time, extending beyond the pool, to every room in the hotel. Many people have given much displeasure to the fact the admins have let this go on, proving that they may indeed, be Habbibis and Abduls themselves, wishing to claim their 72 virgins and a mule.
The Raid continues as of 8PM PST, 1/11/09 (edit:how long? thats a lot longer than 24 hours!) HAHAHA DISREGARD, I SUCK COCKS!!!!
It should also be known that many of the hobbofag mods are predisposition to banning anyone who insinuates they are Muslim. This further proves that the entire of hobo hotel staff is completely fucktarded and racist. Recommendations are to use a proxy if you plan to Bomb Hobbo Hotel.
OPERATION: INFIDEL PART 2
Current Raid inprogress as of 11PM MST, 11/3/09 Deemed OPERATION: INFIDEL PART 2. A continuance of a previous raid.
This time pool was being 403'd, ERROR 403: POOL IS FORBINLADEN, as a result all Taliban were talib&.
5th of November Raid 2009
On 2009/10/05 /b/ raided habbo.com again. As usual V stood model. Though relatively uncoordinated, the Raid beginning at 5 p.m. EST/11p.m. CET was a great success
for about one hour. But due to AIDS and Cancer it started to fail pretty fast. This time pools and ponds were being closed due to gun powder.
More pictures appreciated.
Heil J0k3str518, Der Führer of Habbo
With the buttfuck developers of Habbo that disabled blocking, Habbo trolling along with the Nigras had fallen. And so, from their shadows, a few /b/tard trollers have joined together to form a group that will some day take over Habbo Hotel. Among the Elites is J0k3str518, their leader, xoleslie, and WalkingDinosaur However, these Elites are short in number and need many OldfagNigras to join and lead them in the art of trolling. Join them immediately at
http://www.habbo.com/groups/275913/id
Habbo Silenced?
As of June 13, 2012, with Habbo's investors finding out exactly what kind of shitfest Habbo Hotel had become - they are pulling out one by one, deprievng Habbo Hotel's admins of their income (and CP). Panicking like a Whore who just learned that there were centipedes in her vagina, said admins have MUTEDHabbo Hotel's 'chat function', desperate to hang onto their jew gold.
As of June 18th, 2012, Habbo hotel is no longer muted. Instead, to defend the kids from cybering with old guys, they force all users to take a 5 question safety test, which of course a pedophile couldn't pass.
Pools Closed IV: A New Hope
On Sunday the 27th of January, someone had the brilliant and original idea of raiding Habbo Hotel. So of course, every other kid who was out of school for the day wanted to join in. The idea was to make a Korean themed avatar and act like a communist for the lulz. However, unlike many other failed attempts, this raid was pretty decent. Sure, the newfags didn't know how to swastika but on a whole, it felt like good old times.
Casino Ban
On April 7th 2014, Sulake decided they got tired of having customers and loyal fans, and decided to rape every single rich Habbo on all hotels by placing a ban on casinos.
They did this by only allowing 3 randomizers per room.
He's shagged more ladies than you can every imagine. Watch out.
One of the best hackers Habbo has ever seen!
Candice, one of the prettier girls in the Habbo Mafias
Who the fuck is Tom Zanetti?
Habbo failfag trying to get through.
Stupid mods never replied.
2016 Update
The mods are pedos IRL.
