⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
|This article needs moar pics of fugly Grindr users.|
You can help by .
Grindr is a gayass application that faggots use to stalk each other with. Grindr is said to be full of cheese, in part of it's ability to bring new lulz to wild world of camwhoring. Its basic concept is to allow for access to other gay and bisexual men within close proximity to the user. A single tap on a picture will bring up stats and a brief profile. From here the user can choose to chat and share more information, such as exact location, send more pictures, and finally hookup for hot gay sex.
It is highly advised to wear latex gloves and use hand sanitizer before and after using this app. It is known to cause your screen to create a greasy thick mucus that is highly charged with pheromones that lures pillow biters to this app. Avoid making contact with this slime as it may cause you to march in a pride parade or become the hottest drag bitch in this side of the state.
FACT: The name "Grindr" is an homage to the grinding of teeth common in crystal meth addicts, whom comprise approximately the largest portion of the Grindr userbase.
Grindr is composed of numerous "tribes" of men that may self describe themselves as: Bear, Otter, Twink, Clean-cut, Jock, Geek or Poz. The sexual preference of its users are also displayed (if they want): i.e. "top", "bottom", "vers", "vers top" or "vers bottom".
Grindr is a festering hive of the lowliest underbelly of society's lowliest underbelly: the gay community itself. Here you'll find old ass fucks looking to get their "dik sukt", twinky little fuckboys looking to make the biggest mistake of their life, musicians, and most prominently: bots. There are no hetero breeders or "curious" guys on Grindr, despite what that 50-year-old married man is telling you. He's probably taken more dick last night than your mom has in a lifetime.
When you download Grindr you are able to experience a one week trial of Grindr XTRA which is usually a paid service that allows you to filter out the disgusting haploid mutants that you want to avoid and see even more (300 in total!) receptacles for which to dump your viscous, acrid loads of sperm into. However after this one week trial expires you are left with only one-hundred losers in the local vicinity to keep scrolling past day after day and have no option to avoid. BUT WAIT! Since Grindr is so bad about keeping the integrity of their app in check and doesn't require a confirmation email, you can recreate an account using a random non-existent email address, random password and say that you are at least eighteen, you can get Grinr XTRA a hypothetically infinite amount of times. But be quiet about this, Grindr profits off the 30+ desperados that don't know about this.
I once signed up to Grindr to troll gays I realized so many people lie about their age on that gay ass app.
It's a known fact most people don't start looking older till their late 30s.
For example you could have someone claiming they are 25 on that app when in fact they are actually 35.
- 90% of Grindr users own an iPhone.
The following a few of Grindr Terms of Service.
- No bare skin beginning 2 inches below the navel (hip bone area) or above the upper thighs can be shown.
- No underwear can be visible.
- Appropriate public swimwear is allowed. No pubic hair, no outline of genitals and no portion of the butt can be present.
- Pants and shorts must be worn normally, buttoned, and not pulled or hanging down.
- No images of hands or fingers placed in pants or pulling underwear outward.
Grindr is part of a series on
Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage.
Grindr is part of a series on
Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage.