⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Goth macros
Goth_Macros was a liveJournal community set up in June 2007 and was the home of many funny pictures taking the piss out of goths. It was mostly populated by goths who actually have a sense of humour and a highly enlightened approach to how a community should work:
Dncingmalkavian Drama
On April 25th, 2008, the livejournal user Dncingmalkavian entered into a whole world of butthurt and infamy. Someone found a series of pics of her on the Gothic Babes camera-whore community. Initially, dncingmalkavian "claimed" that she was being "a pretty good sport about this whole thing" until the infamous livejournal user Clintiskeen posted his walrus macro, unleashing the wrath of a Gothfatty.
Dncingmalkavian believes herself to be an E-lawyer, and due to her vast knowledge of internet law she made the following decree:
Sadly for her argument proceeded to fail epically, with this being the precise point of pwnage:
To clarify the low res picture, someone copy/pasted the TOS for photobucket where her pictures were hosted. Photobucket's TOS says that once you upload intellectual property to photobucket you abandon all copyright and it essentially becomes public domain.
Someone else then said PWNED!
Needless to say the quiet and reserved members of the community resisted all temptation to make further macros of her pictures after her repeated sobs of misfortune:
- Bucket law.jpg
- Dstfu.jpg
- Invizible bukkake.jpg
But wait! That's not all!
Then the secret was revealed- She Is actually an Amazonian! (and not just a Gothfatty)
Monday the 28th came and went, with not a hint of the LJ-Abuse Gestapo in sight. Where have all the internet lawyers gone? Was goth_macros finally safe from the long hard tusk of the law? It seems the answer is NO. Dncingmalkavian was a very sneaky walrus, and had planned her attack for Friday the 2nd to spread confusion!
And then... Nothing happened. Bitch fucked off. Go Team Evil!
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