Googlewhacking is a game made for sad, lonely internet addicts who want to jerkoff Google for the search result '1 - 1 of 1'. Googlewhacking was made popular by comedian Dave Gorman who made a living talking about his faggoty trip and inspired a generation of net fgts to lose a life and any self respect they once had. While most people would stop after about 3 mins of this bullshit, some people can go for months 'whacking' and is a common event for butthurt ED vandals who fail at life.
- Rule Number One: Become a fat gay nigger, have no girlfriend and don't buy anything new (you're going to need all your money for the provider bill/snacks/drinks/poision).
- Rule Number Two: Results 1 - 1 only, two words only and they must be in the dictionary. PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
- Rule Number Three: Submit to www.googlewhack.com, celebrate your win for 10 mins and then realise that you have wasted your time on this planet.
- Rule Number Four: If you can not find a whack...go to school for the last time.
- Super Secret Rule Number Five: Come back from the grave to kill yourself again just to prove how much of a giant waste of good carbon and water you are.
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