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    Google Ultron

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    Jewgle Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over Chrome by Google and Adobe.

    Its 2014, why aren't you using Google Ultron yet faggot???? It's used by NASA, and powered by Adobe Reader


    Ultrons release

    All this faggotry came obviously from 4chin when an anon who claimed to be an IT expert failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented over 9000 shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as Reddit, Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some Russian haxor actually made an exe file called GoogleUltron.exe to get newfags on his Botnet (he obviously succeeded)

    Google Ultron features are:

    • Powered by Adobe Reader: this makes loading pages much faster.
    • Zero-Gravity Proof: Works in space without errors.
    • Improved incognito mode.
    • You can download more RAM with it.
    • Looks like Google Chrome.
    • Best security and encryption: from IE 5.5
    • Safety fallback built-in: in case you get infected by jitterbug, Ultron uninstalls and makes IE your default browser.
    • Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...)
    • Pink windows make the browser even faster

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