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|100px||Gloom is going to be fixed up later...|
So stay tuned!
Gloom is a Quake II mod that has been around since n00bs bragged about having 16MB ram in their screaming fast Pentium I computers. A team of spiders plays against a team of humans with a mission to completely destroy the other and their spawn points.
Aliens and humans have 8 classes that have different abilities. The real object of this game is to see how quickly you can kill off your teammates, or 'TK' without getting banned. The most successful way of doing this is pretending you're a n00b and standing in their way or intercepting their rockets so they take the credit for blowing your team up.
- R1CH - He proudly wears his Free Software Foundation t-shirt, but he refuses to open-source the Gloom dll. You will have to really suck up on R1CH to get that code, and swear an oath to his cause. This may involve sucking some dick, which is likely the way he got it from Team Reaction to begin with.
- Echon - He's a virgin coder in his mid-20's who has never seen pussy except on 4chan. He makes shitty, bloated versions of Quake II and sucks R1CH's cock every day, just hoping he can get his grubby hands on the gloom source code. So far all he's gotten is a bad taste in his mouth. See Echon's brother, Schok
- DaddyDeath - Once permabanned from all servers for cheating and continually spamming the word black person to make himself sound cool. He was later unbanned when his gay lover, Echon gave him admin on his server.
- Mushroomface - He's a non-trogdolite and therefore homosexual. He only knows how to say one word: faggot. 80% of his forum posts consist of this word and only this word.
- Cataclaw - Three letters say it all: STG
- Eric Bauman - He was driving Schok's car, lawl
- Tom Mabe He slept with Cataclaw for beer money
People That Rock
- Cataclaw He increased the lulz by deleting his OMG BUTTHURT. a.k.a. R1's Bitch. Definitely rocks. He would be devastated if you vandalized his YTMND User Page by downvoting all his YTMNDs so be nice and give him all fives.
- Tinactin Loves Cataclaw and plays with his penis. See Sock_puppet. He also has AIDS.
- Nobody else who plays gloom is cool, although some think they are hot shit,
- EdgeIRC Join #gloom for a steady supply of bestiality links. For more fun, you could post a link to this page in that channel and watch the result. Use a proxy when doing this or you will subjected to ddos and not see the resulting lulz
- See all the gloom game servers
- Urban dictionary's thoughts about R1CH.
- Urban dictionary's thoughts about Echon.
Google Echon faggot for some great gloom related pages.
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[07-27][12:01] <Cataclaw> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloom [07-27][12:01] <Cataclaw> there i improved the article [07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> Encyclopedia Sux is SA's thing, right? [07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Willitblend_cat.jpg [07-27][12:02] <Cyber_Ass> LOL [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> Oh man [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> On occasion SA does something funny [07-27][12:03] <Cataclaw> that's really crude [07-27][12:03] <Cataclaw> funny, but really crude [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> omfg [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> I know where Tinacturnal gets his "moar"! [07-27][12:03] <Cyber_Ass> I knew it wasn't his inventioN! [07-27][12:04] <Cataclaw> um duh [07-27][12:04] <Cataclaw> comes from 4chan [07-27][12:05] <Bajoran> Cataclaw, up kicking and banned people for killing them. [07-27][12:05] <Bajoran> "banning you mean [07-27][12:05] <Cataclaw> what [07-27][12:05] <Cataclaw> sentence doesn't make sense [07-27][12:05] <Cyber_Ass> Yeah seriously Bajoran [07-27][12:05] <Cyber_Ass> Don't drink so muchwine [07-27][12:06] <Tinacturnal> http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gloom [07-27][12:06] <Tinacturnal> fixed [07-27][12:06] <Cataclaw> gg [07-27][12:06] <Cyber_Ass> MOAR gameplay! [07-27][12:06] <Cyber_Ass> MOAR graphics! [07-27][12:07] <Cataclaw> HAY GUYS [07-27][12:07] <Cataclaw> YOU NEED TO TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS [07-27][12:07] <Tinacturnal> 4str 4stam leather belt? [07-27][12:07] <Tinacturnal> level 18? [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> �AHHH [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> good thing speakers aren't allowed at qcon [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> I'd put volume to max [07-27][12:08] <Cataclaw> and play that [07-27][12:09] <Bajoran> wtf Tinacturnal you deleted most of the page [07-27][12:10] <Cataclaw> known as Glumez [07-27][12:10] <Cataclaw> lol [07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> why is graphics empty [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> Cataclaw, cause he deleted most of the page like a noob [07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> no, i did [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> o [07-27][12:11] <Cataclaw> was pretty stupid / not funny [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> cause u deleted most of the page [07-27][12:11] <Bajoran> like a noob [07-27][12:12] <Cataclaw> people can make fun of me all they want [07-27][12:12] <Cataclaw> if it's funny at least [07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> Cataclaw: come on, the picture of the cock? [07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> with your picture? [07-27][12:12] <Tinacturnal> that was funny [07-27][12:12] <Bajoran> and u deleted it [07-27][12:12] <Bajoran> like a noob
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