⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
LiveJournal community that has gained steady popularity since its creation in 2005. The community has regulary served positive awareness of lol-worthy MySpace accounts. GOMS explicitly points out the errors of trolls, sociopaths, douchebags, wankers and SIFs.is a
No thanks to butthurt First Amendment rights advocates, the community has been repeatedly threatened with the banhammer by LJ Abuse and was once deleted by the moderators themselves. While undergoing several changes in its brief history, the community repeatedly goes through cycles of closed/open membership sessions. This helps initiate an influx of newbies, which creates more drama.
Starla's boyfriend wrote poetry about about the "e-gangs" stabs towards Starla and her saggy tits, but then he deleted the poetry and made a post claiming he was merely drunk- which really is not a surprise, as it is really the only humane way to be with Starla, considering Starla likes to stick Ipods and video tapes in her VAG OF DOOM, and then she takes pictures and calls it art.
Members and Testimonials
well rounded, sensitive and caring individuals has its fair share of retards in its own population. One specific example surfaced sometime in April 2007 where posted a completely gay myspace as a vendetta against a random scene kid. When called out as being made of massive fail, lynn appeared to have some sort of nervous breakdown resulting in a massive wall of text where she basically tried to defend herself whilst criticising every member of the community for "never knowing what its fucking like". This post was later replaced and edited by an equally long repitition of "BAN ME! BAN ME!" which only ended presumably when her penguin/probable sexual partner told her to stfu and stop being retarded. Despite flooding moderator (who suggested psychiatric help to no avail) with requests to be banned, it never happened and she eventually died or something. Who cares?, despite being a community of mainly
Many responses to the community and its members have been thrown at video, whereas other members have taken to the more traditional method of writing 3 pages of criticism even though they "dont care wot u say" and then bahleeting when not even the waahmbulance gives a shit.. Jessica fancy (who by the way is black) made a
[my teeth] are a little stained from where i drink alot of coffee and have braces. after you get your braces off, you get your teeth bleached. admit it, my teeth really arent that bad. my hair is amazing, and people tell me that everyday. i get a million comments a day on how good my makeup is...
Early fall 2006 ljflamecup by calling them "homos", "niggers", and "fat". He went as far to the extent of of having his own community in which him and his flying monkeys would "laugh" at the flames they made and the ones that were made of them. LJ abuse got involved a little and did nothing as per usual. All of this lead of constant bitching and moaning on and constant trolling by lead to the great bahleetion of of 2006. It was gone for 2 days, but returned. Currently is a suspended user for whatever reason.(whose lj account was just reinstated at the time) joined the community and began commenting and sucking up to mods, because he is so full of fail. called him out on his retardation and posted him in which he got all butt hurt about. He began flaming mods and regular's of the community at
Last Thursday, the unofficial GOMS Mascot, Sassy Cassie, was killed in a tragic epileptic seizure accident, brought on by her boyfriend Shawn's girlfriend, because she was pregnant with Shawn's baby. Shawn's ex violated safespace and sent Cassie a colorful gif that killed her.
Between August and
New Year's Eve of 2008 THE END OF FUCKING TIME, Dorian Thorn brought Getoffmyspace to a stand still after mind-fucking and raping it's members so hard that every member was deleted, re-added and then deleted again. This was all part of his plan to seek revenge and lulz after a Myspace tribute page for his dead aids baby was posted and mocked because he's a sick fuck. Many LULZ were had followed by huge amounts of cock sucking and admits of defeat, but a select group of GOMS members known as the Amputee Milfs just couldn't leave things well enough alone, despite the fact that Dorian is still the one with a fugly wife, a dead baby, a loose asshole, nasty saggy balls, and "GOMS" written on his ass. The Amputee Milfs continued to harass Dorian after all the drama, which lead to even MOAR drama, and ultimately led to Getoffmyspace bahleeting over 9000 members, locking down all its communities, and becoming a shadow of its former self. Then again, just because he did a little damage doesn't change the fact that he's completely mental.
Working at the morgue provides lulz.
GTFO! DO NOT WANT.
Moar Goth Fail Mr. Ed impersonations do not work in color.
FundaMENTALists, on my friends' list? Jesus is serious business.
Even miscarriages deserve clothes
Troll Vagina Fun Fact: Vaginas have copyrights.
StarlaAmanda luvs you
Support the art community
RIP Bukkit Walrus.
Hamfat should not have pets.
Holy Hell, Batman!
Not an hero yet.
Cry for help.
The image that brought about Sassy Cassie's untimely demise.
GOMS #1 fan, cock-slapping his own dead baby to "play a prank".
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