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    Yahoo! GeoShities was a free webhosting service founded by David Bohnett and John Rezner at least 100 internets ago as Beverly Hills Internet. It had nothing to do with Beverly Hills, and everything to do with 16 year old girls, soccer moms, Your Uncle Steve and everyone who wanted a free webpage with no bandwidth or storage.


    Apple guy.gifFile:7upspot.gifIt turned into an overly bloated crapfest within a few years.File:Bikini.gif Anybody, and I mean anybody could have their very own webpage yippiee yay File:7upspot.gif lol which made the place slow as fuck, since everybody was crammed onto like 3 servers in somebody's basement. Some argue that it's amazing that Geoshitties lived as long as it did as it clearly was not Web 2.0 and as such was old.

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    Despite all this, the company managed to go public and get stocks and everything, which made Yahoo! crap its pants cause that was their job. So they bought out Geocities, and made it even worse somehow. The price? $3.57 billion. Yes, that's Carl Sagan billion with a B.

    Popular Uses




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    File:Cube.gifThe service was the perfect place to put your fanfic and slash and stupid shit nobody cares about... until Portal of Evil linked to it, and then it craps out every hour on the hour until Yahoo!File:Cube.gif got off their ass and gave you more bandwidthCdrom spins.gif. Of course, you could always buy bandwidth for your free service, which just made you fucking stupid. Th animated dancing lady.gifFile:Answering.gifFile:Funstuff.gif





    The sites were divided into "neighborhoods" File:Americanflag.gif with fun names to ease in finding content and people with similar interests. This aspect was File:Floppy.gif File:Floppy.gifretired pretty quickly, but old sites were left alone because what ice eater's websites wants to lose their precious, precious Pagerank? File:PC.gif File:Spinningearth.gif

    File:Point.gif Area51 and Vault File:Underconstruction.gif

    File:Point.gif Athens and Acropolis File:Enter-skull.gif

    File:Point.gif Augusta File:Spinningearth.gifFile:Spinningearth.gif

    File:Point.gif Baja File:Counter.gifFile:Email.gifCheckmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif BourbonStreet2 computers.gif

    File:Point.gif Broadway File:Counter.gif

    File:Point.gif CapeCanaveral and Lab Checkmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif CapitolHill File:Counter.gif

    File:Point.gif CollegePark and Quad

    File:Point.gif Colosseum, Field and Loge Checkmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif EnchantedForest

    File:Point.gif Eureka File:Windows95.gif

    File:Point.gif Fashion Avenue

    File:Point.gif Heartland and Plains File:Frames1.gif

    File:Point.gif Hollywood and HillsCheckmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif HotSprings File:Enter-skull.gif

    File:Point.gif MadisonAvenueFile:PC.gifFile:Bill Gates.gifFile:Bill Gates.gifFile:Bill Gates.gif

    File:Point.gif MotorCity

    File:Point.gif NapaValleyFile:Floppy.gif

    File:Point.gif Nashville


    File:Point.gif LeftBank

    File:Point.gif Pentagon Checkmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif Petsburgh

    File:Point.gif Picket Fence

    File:Point.gif Pipeline Checkmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif RainForest File:7upspot.gif

    File:Point.gif RodeoDrive

    File:Point.gif Research Triangle

    File:Point.gif SiliconValley, Heights, Park, and Pines

    File:Point.gif SoHo and Lofts

    File:Point.gif SouthBeach and MarinaCheckmark 2.gif

    File:Point.gif SunsetStrip, Vine, Alley, Palms, Studio and Towers

    File:Point.gif TheTropics and Shores

    File:Point.gif TelevisionCity File:PC.gif

    File:Point.gif TimesSquare and Arcade

    File:Point.gif Tokyo

    File:Point.gif ViennaFile:Bill Gates.gif

    File:Point.gif WallStreetFile:Bill Gates.gif File:Windows95.gif

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    File:Point.gif WestHollywood

    File:Point.gif Yosemite

    None of these neighborhoods lived up to their names or actual purposes.

    The Comprehensive List of Proper Uses


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    The End


    2 computers.gif Yahoo announced on April 23, 2009 that they would finally be dealing with their three and a half billion dollar mistake. On October 26, 2009 management removed every site on Geoshities. The service has been taken off-line for good. The only people taking exception to this are niggers. Why? We don't rightly know.

    And nothing of value was lost. GOODNIGHT, SWEET PRINCE.

    The Geocities spirit of shitty pages covered in animated GIFs, embedded music and eye-searing color schemes lives on at thousands of profile pages on MySpace and Freewebs. File:AOL.gifFile:AOL.gifApple guy.gifFile:AOL.gifApple guy.gifFile:AOL.gif Also, it still lives on Japan, who's suprised?


    File:Japanese Flag.gifEven the underevolved Land of The Rising Sun eventually gave in to the 21st century and removed their version of geocities as well File:Jap Dick Geocities.gif


    In 2013, some new york hipster thought to himself "the web hasn't gone full circle enough", and then he shat out neocities. On this site, your webpage is your oyster, and you're free to be as creative as you want (unless you go above the 1GB limit). So, what do people use it for? Well, the majority of the userbase are sixteen year old lainfags that use it to advertise their weeaboo cyberpunk soundcloud electronic music albums. The other 5% of the userbase are con artists from third world countries making godawful pop-up ridden web pages with outdated html editors, usually advertising viagra or the cure for cancer.

    Gallery of clusterfuck

    See Also


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    File:Point.gif Weefek

    External Links


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    File:Point.gifGeoshities Homepage

    File:Point.gif"GeoCities Will Close Later This Year"

    File:Point.gifMake Any Webpage Look Like It Was Made By A 13 Year-Old In 1996 with Geocities-izer



    File:Point.gifArchiveToday-favicon.pngGeocities Is Dead, Long Live Geocities

    File:Point.gifGood rant Data packrat nerdraging over the loss of GIGABYTES OF PRECIOUS GEOCITIES CONTENT

    File:Point.gifWebArchive is now storing tons of precious geocities content

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