⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
America's only president who didn't choke on cock
Founding the United States, Washington made it his duty to protect:
- freedom of speech
- people from a privately controlled federal bank
- freedom to grow your own pot (which he grew himself)
- the private sector from starting wars
Of course slowly amurrika became a cesspool of failure and abolished his hard work by taking a steaming, warm shit on the constitution.
He was honored for his hard work by having the shittiest state named after him
George owned Niggers
George Washington didn't care about freedom for all people, only white people. Being the true American hero he was he owned a whole family of niggers (or about 100, cause they breed like spics). In fact he lent his niggers to his friends to help pick cotton. If his niggers stepped out of line, he would beat the shit out of them, like a true American hero. Also, he allows niggers to lick his butt.
- Washington has a myspace: "CLICK ME, BITCH!"
- George Washington was totally gay for Abe Lincoln.
- George Washington killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why.
- George Washington was also good friends with King George, of England.
- George liked 1700's disco, and raving.
- George Washington once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party "lulz".
- George reportedly had a wig for his wig and a brain for his heart.
- George grew hemp and would cringe if he knew faggots like Ronald Reagan would come along and illegalize it with their war on drugs bullshit.
- George Washington had scrotal hypospadias.
- George Washington had no teeth
- George Washington totally fucking pwned that French pussy, Napoleon.
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Apparently, George Washington and King George were very close friends.
George at one of his earlier raves.
Wisdom from our Founding Fathers.
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George washington was key in the fight against the dark side.
He kills British and doesnt afraid of anything...