⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Remember that friend you had whose girlfriend threw him out of his house for being a loser and, feeling sorry for him, you said he could sleep on your couch? Come 10 years later, you and your budding family have a sneaking suspicion that he may have over stayed his welcome when you wake up to him, every morning, standing at your refrigerator with his 1 inch, circumcised, mishapen Jew dick hanging out and drinking all your juice. Some would say that this scenario describes Gene Simmon's✡ music career in its entirety.
Declaration of War
—Gene Simmons, straight after getting served the initial spanking for his faggotry, and still completely oblivious to the painal therapy he's about to receive soon
GeneSimmons.com goes down
For days, the site was getting bombarded with DDoS attacks until an awesome anon stepped in and decided to take it to the next level, knowing the attacks will eventually cease: the site was then hacked and replaced with a redirect to thepiratebay.org, the very site whose presence was under scrutiny by Gene's posse.
Several fans, upon trying to visit the shitty fansite, are rumored to have ended their misery a wee bit too early before discovering the domain was repurchased and the site reinstated. The damage was made, and the world can only wait before the fucktard himself revives the battle and actually attempts to sue a supposed anon for real.
- 'Hackers' target Gene Simmons
- Gene Simmons gets KISS of death from notorious web forum
- Anonymous cell splits off and goes after Gene Simmons
- KISS Memegenerator
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