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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
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Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Do you like fiddling with joysticks? Do you like sound docking? Are you a faggot? Do you feel that the games industry is not gay friendly? If so, head on over to GayGamer.net for all your homosexual, bisexual and transsexual news on the world of gaming.
- 1 GayGamer
- 2 Homotron
- 3 PinkKyrptonite
- 4 PopSucker
- 5 VelvetDiceBag
- 6 See Also
- 7 External Links
GayGamer is the original incarnation of the website, hosting news on homosexuality in the gaming world. Typical news includes:
*Gay innuendo that has been found in dialogue
*Outrage over said gay innuendo
*Pictures of hot male characters with their shirts off
*News on gay mods for games
*Stories completely unrelated to homosexual gaming
—World Net Daily on truth
In barely contained outrage, the article accuses her of not knowing what trolling is, being homophobic and being sensationalist. Homophobia in my conservative press? No.
The Gay Gamer of the Week is a great place for homosexual, basement-dwelling deviants to ogle gay men who play games (who'd have thought?). It regularly features prancing, twinkletoed nancyboys who enjoy games like "Cooking Mama" and "Lips".
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Forum Name: longshot_dreams
In a quest for probable fapping material and banal entertainment, the editors of GayGamer.net published their list of the Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters:
- Tingle (my sphincter) - Zelda
- The Cho Aniki Brothers - Cho Aniki
- Joachim Valentine – Shadow Hearts: Covenant
- Pierre and Gerard Magimel – Shadow Hearts: Covenant
- King of All Cosmos – Katamari Damacy/We Love Katamari
- Bertram – Temple of Elemental Evil
- Hana Vachel & Rain Qin - Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix
- Damian Shade and Rudolph Gartheimer - Groove and Fight
- Ash – Bare Knuckle 3/Streets of Rage 3
- Brad Evans – Wild Arms 2
- Birdo – Super Mario Series
- Vamp – Metal Gear Solid Series
- Zangief – Street Fighter Series
- Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov – Metal Gear Solid 3
- Eagle – Street Fighter/SNK vs. Capcom 2
- Alfred Ashford – Resident Evil: Code Veronica
- Nagare Namikawa – Rival Schools 2
- Cybil Bennet – Silent Hill
- Fox – Bloody Roar
- Raphael Sorel – Soul Calibur II & III
Gamers Closet [sic]
This is the write-in section for Peter-puffing fairies to expose their deep dark secrets related to gaming. Such as this person who likes to make absolutely fabulous dollhouses of beautiful characters:
I'll admit it. I am one of the many addicted to character creation. I am also one of those who will lament over the avatar creation screen as much as skill trees or weaponry. He or she simply has to beautiful! Soul Calibur 4, Fallout 3, City of Heroes. There were times I would boot each game with the sole agenda of playing dress up with my "dollhouse" of creations.
Or this person who enjoys the game Princess Tomato in the Salad (tossing) Kingdom:
Back in the days of 8-bit and 16-bit gaming, I played a ridiculous amount of games. On weekends, my mom would take me down to the local rental store, and I would get to pick out one game to devour until Sunday evening. I remember looking at the wall of games with wide-eyed wonder. Which title should I pick? It better be a good one, ‘cause it would suck having to play a crappy game all weekend. That’s how I came across Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom. The title instantly grabbed my attention, and when I flipped the box over, I noticed that the game looked like it would play like Shadowgate and Deja Vu. I really loved those games, so I took it home one weekend, and was never the same.
Being an ED reader, you would have probably seen some terrible fan art in your time. Well fuck you, here's some more.
Homotron is the electronics offshoot of GayGamer.net. Being called Homotron, one would expect it to be a site dedicated to covering news about donut-punching electrons, or faggot robots. Instead, as if there are not enough website carrying gigabytes of tech news, this one does too. Some selection on offer are:
- Conficker's Climactic Purpose Revealed
- Pirate Bay Founders Arrrrr Guilty
- Oracle Buys Sun for $7.4 billion
What utterly glamorous and fabulous headlines. And not a mention of rug-munching or pillow-biting in sight. Note: This page has not been updated since April 20, 2009.
Finally, GayGamer offers a section that faggots will enjoy: Comics for sodomites. PinkKryptonite. One would think that as the internet offers so much for the homosexual, like fisting porn, child pornography, the pain series and advice on suicide, they would not need comics to satiate their wicked desires. You'd be wrong if you thought that.
In the past, Female Force comic have featured such prestigious cumdumpsters as Sarah Palin and Barbarah Walters. Now, they can add the carpet-chewing, unfunny Ellen. Includes illustrated version of Dancing Degeneres.
According to Gail Simmone, writer of Wonder Woman, the character Achilles from Warkiller is gay. The Give-A-Shit-O-Meter still sits at 0/10.
—PinkKryptonite on lolwut
PinkKryptonite featured an artist called Rick Worley who authors the comic A Waste of Time, featuring an alcoholic, gay, promiscuous rabbit (aren't they all, amirite?), which he turns in "filthy, filthy, comedy gold". While you or me might call the art, "shit done in black and white with a pencil", PinkKrptonite calls it "solid art".
Here is finally something the homosexuals do best. Gossiping about and controlling American pop-culture. Like a bunch of rich white women in a hair salon, this is like sitting in the QueerSpace at your University, only rather than listening to a bunch of twinks talk about how many miles of cock they sucked, this like listening to a bunch of nerds talk about how many miles of cock they've taken up their manpleaser.
Finally, we come to the epitome of nerddom - tabletop games. In case sitting around a table with a plastic army, drinking Mountain Dew and arguing over how many centimetres your Assault Marine can jump isn't gay enough, VelvetDiceBag has you covered. This shit isn't even worth covering, as it's about tabletop games and conventions.
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