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Gay hanky code
Ever wondered why a rainbow is the gay symbol? Is it because it shows that God still loves them? Is it a reflection of their colorful characters? Or is it because the rainbow is the universal signal of hope?
A Magical Guide to Hankies
The Left-Right Distinction
If the hanky is worn on the right, the wearer wants to take it. In other words, he is a masochistic pussy who gets his rocks off by being ravished violently and subsequently developing a victim complex. (See Attention Whore or Wimmins.)
Not all of the code relies on handkerchiefs.
- Fur - Into fucking/being fucked by animals. Ironic that the animals they "love" so much need to die to facillitate their horrifying fetishes.
- Kewpie Doll - Is/seeks a pedophile.
- Union Jack - Is/seeks a skinhead; has no use for the "race" hankies.
- Ziploc Bag - Has/wants drugs.
Still stupid enough to believe that blacks have huge cocks? Well, for all the racist faggots out there, there is a guide that will help you choose which color you would like to assfuck/get assfucked by tonight:
- Black & White Stripes' - Likes the darkies
- White Lace - For those who hate big black dick
- Yellow & White Stripes - Likes Asians
Since there are so many legitimate reasons to rape, the blue hanky is rarely needed. However, if the little queeny twat is being difficult, make sure to fuck him senseless and plant a blue hanky on him afterwards.
"Do not fuck"
Silver is the color of hanky worn by celebrities and rock-stars. Except, if they were a celebrity or rock star you cared about (or even if you didn't care about them) would they really need a hanky to point this out? Any wannabe star flaunting a silver hanky deserves people to point at them and laugh behind their back.
There has been much debate around whether the so-called "Hanky Code" was in fact, real.
Christian Hanky Code
Other Gay Symbols
Now that the essential distinction between masculine, dominant heterosexual man and feminine, submissive heterosexual woman has begun to fade thanks to Leftard Womens' Studies majors, we need a whole new set of symbols to properly describe a person's gender, sex and sexual preferences:
Now that you know the true origins of the Gay Rainbow, let's clear up a few lingering myths:
- RED = Fister/Fistee
- ORANGE = Filthy slut (anything goes)
- YELLOW = Pisser/Pissee
- GREEN = Prostitute/John
- BLUE = Wants/Gives blowjobs
- INDIGO = Gives/Takes it in the ass
- VIOLET = Piercer/Piercee
The pink triangle is a hilariously ironic symbol of the gay movement. According to Aaron (who is apparently qualified to provide "Gay Info"), "the pink triangle, or Rosawinkel in German, was sewn onto the clothes of homosexuals sent to concentration camps" -- then later became a symbol of gay solidarity. Seriously.
Victory Over AIDS
This symbol is a prime example of FAIL for one important reason:
It only wins in that black is pushed to the bottom -- just like it should be.
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