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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot


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    cj demonstrating gay.pl.

    Gay.pl is a script written by the evil cj to produce various profoundly homosexual ASCII images on IRC. It is also the main website for faggots in Poland, but nobody gives a fuck.


    Gay.pl features a number of wonderfully faggoty features that everyone (except Kloeri) loves.

    • /Gay - Like /say, but makes it gay.
    • /Gaycat - cat's a file, but makes it gay.
    • /Gayexec - execs a UNIX command, but makes it gay.
    • /gay update - gay.pl's self-updating feature. Fuckin' impressive.
    • /gv - Announces the version of gay.pl you are using, like the huge cockloving faggot you are.

    With the exception of update, you can wave some f(l)ags to heighten the gayness of the experience.

    tycho demonstrating -figlet.
    • -1 - Color gradient - Rainbow colors
    • -2 - Color gradient - Red, White, and Blue. If you don't use -2, the terrorists win
    • -3 - Color gradient - Random colors
    • -4 - Color gradient - One random color, plus another a few shades away
    • -5 - Alternating greys
    • -6 - Greyscale
    • -7 - Festive colors
    • -8 - Canadian colors
    • -repeat x - Repeat this action x number of times. Very awesome if you have CAN_FLOOD
    • -matrix - Makes text vertical. Very LOL.
    • -figlet - Makes a horizontal banner. Good for making sure EVERYONE READS WHAT YOU SAY.
    • -banner - Makes an XBOX HUEG vertical banner. Works best with CAN_FLOOD

    We at Encyclopedia Dramatica recommend /gay -1 -matrix -repeat 500 "LOL HAY GUYZ " or /gay -3 -throttle 2500 -repeat 10000 Oh Hai Guise ! ^_^ to provide maximal annoyance. Remember to leave that space in the quotes so the text looks extra pretty. Also, you need flooding rights, so don't bother doing this on Freenode. One user got klined in 3 seconds.

    There are other f(l)ags - try /gay help.


    People will fucking hate you.


    Sun Dec 28 02:43:36 2003 UTC - Ported to FreeBSD by Zb

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