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Gallantmon8
| File:Aspergerbenice.gif | This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
—The great lego warrior, Ben Schroeder | ||
Gallantmon8 (Benjamin Donald Schroeder) was one of many Tartlets with a passion for a fictional character, being the #1 Lover of Rosalina, a fictional princess from Super Mario Galaxy who is nothing more than a Peach recolor. Taking these steps further than the usual horny teenager, he actually believes that Rosalina loves him as well and constantly requests pictures of her to other Tartlets. What differentiates him most is the fact that he's had E-girlfriends who he broke up with due to how focused he was on Rosalina.
By looking at Gallantmon8's name, you can also comprehend that he is a Digifag.
—Bitch is autistic | ||
Contents
On deviantART
Like many on the internet, gallant got his boost to fame from what he did as a Tartlet. His gallery consists of MS Paint skills maybe even worse than Chasethehedgehog, blurry photography, legos, and screenshots of a Pokémon game and various websites. He has a meme obsession, which includes him often using them as subjects for his art and saying "FALCON EDIT" instead of "edit",even though he haets ED and 4chan with a deep, fiery passion. However, he became high-profile due to frequently commenting and faving many pictures, usually of Nintendo, memes, and even fat pictures.
Gallant pretends to be friends with seemingly any Mario fan who draws and takes advantage of this by requesting Rosalina pictures (often paired up with himself), perhaps since his artistic capabilities are limited to scribbling. Searching "gallantmon8" on dA brings up many results, and a large percentage of these are his requests. These pictures provide him with fapping material for the next few hours while he pretends to have sex with her in the comments of over 9000 Rosalina pictures
Recently, gallant started a club supporting him x Rosalina.
—Obviously, Rosalina, Queen of the fucking Galaxy is 21 and thinks of herself as 16 | ||
His request whoring hasn't always worked smoothly. One such case was when he requested the usual "gallant with Rosalina" picture to File:Deviantart-favicon.png ChatRoyale, who was talented but was Italian and didn't have the best understanding of English. She interpreted the request as a picture of him with Peach, (understandably, considering Rosalina is Peach with a blue dress) thus drawing a picture of that. Instead of accepting the mistake and taking it as it is, Gallant dealt with it immaturely and wanted it redone, which did occur.
He also tried to flame on a commission by a pinup artist, who was paid to draw Rosalina on a postcard to Bowser. The artist told him off publicly, then noted him to make sure he was okay, knowing he was a special, unstable snowflake. His response was emotional blackmail on the grounds of "if you're really wanting to make sure i'm ok, draw Rosalina on a postcard for me instead of Bowser".
- Sexy Peach for gallantmon8 by ChatRoyale.jpg
It isn't Rosalina, so it's worthless!
- Gallantpeach.png
Disregarding the artist's effort, gallant wants it started from scratch.
IRL they would lol and kick him to the ground.
Trolling
Like many Tartlets, gallant is swift to hide comments that are negative or by trolls. While hidden comments were once able to be viewed by page source, unfortunately this is no longer true. As a result, screencapping is recommended when a troll comment is seen and not yet hidden, especially if gallant provides a reaction. YouTube trolling is still possible to see, even if it gets hidden.
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His Art
- Block on Paint v1 by gallantmon8.jpg
...or a block from Mario.
The O RLY Ghost.
- ROFL SHOOP DA WHOOP by gallantmon8.jpg
Another meme drawing of his. The airbrush tool makes for an even worse laser effect.
It's predictable that he made a picture like this when he reached that many pageviews.
- Sexy Rosalina by justinandrew01.png
Even a person barely more talented is still good enough for gallant.
- GallantTF2.png
An instance of gallant being rude to a friend.
- Gallantangry.jpg
When provoked, gallant lashes back with memes and blocking. I hope your'e happy, f**khead.
Elsewhere on the Internet
Besides dA, there are various places where gallant pops up at. On iScribble, he occasionally collaborates with more talented people (throwing in his slop in the process) and posts the finished results on dA, possibly in an attempt to have comparatively decent art. He's also on Tegaki E, where you can't collaborate on art so there's ONLY shit on his account.
He uses YouTube and has awful, effortless videos there. A fan of YouTube Poop, he's made Poops in Windows Movie Maker which repeat a Zelda CD-i clip over and over while using different WMM special effects on the clips. Even lazier videos of his reverse music from games such as Donkey Kong and Banjo Kazooie. gallant himself appears in a recent video.
A recent community he's shown up at is Gaia Online, but hasn't done anything that noteworthy there so far. Most recently, he's been seen on his Facebook account, now not only showing his affection to multiple Rosalina roleplayers, but also not-so-subtly chasing after roleplayers of the Touhou series.
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His dA Relationships
gallant, in spite of his arrogance, has somehow had E-girlfriends, although these relationships usually don't last long. His first was File:Deviantart-favicon.png supermariokoolgirl, who was at one point a Meta-Knight fangirl. They went with the relationship for some time, gallant frequently posting his love for her and Rosalina on supermariokoolgirl's userpage and requesting several pictures of him with Rosalina from her. One controversy started in September 2008 when gallant commented on a picture by waluigis-girl that traced the original characters of gallant, smkg, and others over a Lucky Star picture. As smkg's character had a cheerleader-like expression, gallant commented that she might have had Meta-Knight up her butt. smkg did not take this nicely, so as a result gallant depressingly apologized and said that he'll always love her and Rosalina. Due to his focus on Rosalina, he stopped with the e-relationship sometime afterwards.
After he was done with smkg, he had a relationship with File:Deviantart-favicon.png DragonKazooie89, also known as Heather. Heather was smarter than smkg, and merely tolerated gallant as he spammed his love on her userpage. Heather's tolerance dwindled and she had it with gallant's obsessing. gallant finally learned that Heather had no romantic interest in him, so he cried a river of tears on Rosalina Paradise, convinced that he'll be doomed to a life without true love. On Tegaki E, he drew this gem where he really did cry a river of tears for the same reason.
Now he's dating some fat emo slut named File:Deviantart-favicon.png Kartmaster, who sends him Rosalina toys and doesn't know what sex is.
- Upherbuttgallant.png
BEN!!!
- Gallantoffended.png
gallant was sorry he offended smkg.
- Gallantheatherspam.png
gallant expresses love by spamming.
- Benjo Heazooie by gallantmon8.png
A Banjo Kazooie collab gallant did with Heather. He can't even draw LETTERS.
- Gallantsad.png
Be glad you still have Rosalina.
- Shesnotreal.png
His lack of true love has gotten serious. He's gotten to the point where he admits that Rosalina doesn't exist.
- Gallantmonboobswat.jpg
Why most girls sprint the moment he starts talking to them.
- Gallantmon DM.jpg
Not even trying to hide his actions when others call him out on them.
Real-Life Relationships
Via deviantART notes, it's been confirmed that gallant has had various relationships in real life. These notes confirm he's a virgin.
- Gallantnotes1.jpg
First page.
- Gallantnotes2.jpg
The furthest he's gone is a co-ed game of "Connect Four"
Fucked Around about having HIV+
Just when we were getting excited...
Reaction to this Article
With trolls around, it didn't take long until gallant was aware of this article. He's already whined about it with Engrish-esque comments such as "WHAT SICK MAN WRITE FAIL SATIRE ABOUT ME?" Neg, obvious TF2 reference is Extremely obvious... Either way he's still full of fail.
Fan Art
Although most art with gallantmon8 is requested by him, trolls draw him with love on their own.
- Gallantmondream.gif
The wet dream he has every night.
- Gallantmon8.png
He's beautiful.
Banishment
After being involved in underaged sex RP with a 14-year-old girl, some heroic user named mariojuggernaut23 filmed the entire chat before the fucker had a chance to hide them. Now the sick fucker must be in his room crying to his Rosalina fuck toy that he can never watch him and Rosalina's pictures again. Now the tartlets on deviantART can draw Rosilina in peace. Video can be seen here
This was why you got banned Ben!
A week later Rosalina's lover decided to put it upon himself to explain why mean old mariojuggernaut23 was wrong to get him banned.
{FACECAM} When A Mistake Goes Awry
Finally after he was culled out on his bullshit, the guy finally learned his lesson. Most likely he won't
{FACECAM} Welp, I'll Say This.
He has said he'd return, though this statement has been unfulfilled since 2014, so it's probably never going to happen.
See also
- Fantard
- Mario
- Nintendo
- waluigis-girl
- 345rv5
- mariotehplumber, his greatest rival
External links
File:Deviantart-favicon.png gallantmon8Fucker's gone now.
gallantmon8- File:Tumblricon.png gallantmon8
- Facebook account
- Tegaki E account
- iScribble account
- Gaia Online account
- Steam Account
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| Featured article October 4, 2009 | ||
| Preceded by xkcd |
Gallantmon8 | Succeeded by Trailer Park Boys |
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