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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
GPG4Win is an open source package of PGP for Windows. The lulz generated by the open source movement for PGP is quite funny. People shake their heads in disbelief when someone mentions conspiracy theories about the source code being compromised by the NSA. They suggest that precompiled binaries cannot be trusted. Displaying even greater levels of paranoia, these same nuts claim that compilers have also been compromised, meaning that new GPG/PGP builds are automatically reinfected by compilers.
Encrypt your emails
Basically, PGP emails are an awesome way to attract the attention of the Partyvan because they can't read your emails unless you're stupid enough to send your secret key out, provide your password to someone, or something like that, because even with all of the supercomputers the NSA has it would still take about 9,000 years for them to break a PGP encrypted message with basic 1024 bit encryption.
Encryption always attracts the attention of the Partyvan because obviously you're encrypting emails and files for nefarious purposes. You're not trying to protect your privacy or your anonymity, you're obviously trading CP or plotting Terrorist attacks. Just like Tor, the NSA hates private citizens encrypting their stuff because they can't read it.
Now, you might think SSL is secure, but no, it's not anymore moron. Per the Snowden revelations, the NSA broke the 128-bit TLS encryption of SSL, which is weak sauce anyway. Do yourself a favor and don't do stupid stuff over SSL, SSL is supposed to be used to verify the identity of a website via a certificate, you then encrypt the traffic with something stronger.
Go ahead and download it, you know you want to: http://www.gpg4win.org/download.html and generate a 4096-bit key to send emails through Claws Mail and K9 Mail on your Android device. Don't be stupid with the keys, but more than likely you probably will be. Teaching you how to encrypt your stuff is a pointless endeavour and I'm not even sure why you should be educated about it, it's not like you understand it or anything. You just understand crap like the grand United States Area 51 Alien Conspiracy that involves the regenerated head of Richard Nixon.
Oh, GPG4Win is free, so you don't have to pay for it, not like you can pay for it anyway because you never have any money because you've wasted all your money on buying that new Fleshlight and a subscription to some random Pedobear website you Sick Fuck.
Anyway, support free speech and privacy, encrypt your emails, use PGP to ensure that no one other your intended recipients are able to read your emails. Of course it's not like you email anyone anyway, loser.
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