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    Gay Nigger Association of America
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    Type Hot, black, and with a shot of cream on the bottom
    Founded Tarzana, California (2002)
    Location Tarzana, California, USA
    Key people Gary Niger, Founder and CEO
    asshurtmacfags, President
    Meepsheep, Vice President
    weev, CFO
    jesuitx, Co-Founder
    Rucas, VP of Operations
    sloth, CTO
    l0de, Zionist
    Motto Are you gay?
    Are you a nigger?
    If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then GNAA might be exactly what you're looking for!
    Industry Trolling
    Products Last Measure
    Linux for Niggers
    Minecraft for Niggers
    LMOS
    phpbb flood
    FourRape
    ASIAN
    STUPID
    Website www.gnaa.eu

    The Gay Nigger Association of America is probably the most obscure trolling organization on Earth. Their mission is to defend the civil rights of all men of both African and homosexual descent, and crapflood the LiveJournals and Xanga blogs of all enemies of niggerdom and faggotry. Should you come across a GNAA member please consult the Nigger Manual for proper handling procedures.

    Joining the GNAA

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then the GNAA might be exactly what you've been looking for!

    • Make a first post in a Slashdot thread with the GNAA signature or post a submission to reddit that succeeds in acquiring a score of at least 500 to one of the 25 largest "subreddits".
    • Obsessively watch Gayniggers from Outer Space, and then rate it a ten.
    • Join the GNAA IRC channel, #gnaa on NiggerNET (irc.gnaa.eu port 6697, SSL only. )
    GNAA initiation ceremony


    Notable trollery

    The Internet, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Ring Musculaturus II. Its mission: to explore strange new networks, to seek out new troll targets, to boldly go where no troll organization has gone before.

    If a web app has the ability to take user input and regurgitate it for public viewing the odds are that it has been used as a trollery glory hole by the GNAA. They have countless crapfloods under their belt, and over two million unique visitors have been referred to their trademark shock site Last Measure.

    Freenode IRC Spam Attacks

    In early January 2010, GNAA VP of Operations Rucas embedded Javascript into Last Measure which would cause visitors using the Mozilla Firefox web browser to connect to Freenode and spam arbitrary messages. This was used to great effect by spamming links to Last Measure, whereby unsuspecting users would visit the links and send out spam, thereby getting banned themselves, and further propagating the attack. More technical details of this attack, and a more in-depth view of its effects, are available at Firefox XPS IRC Attack. This attack also lead to the formation of the GNAA's own security research firm, Goatse Security.

    Slashdot/Xanga Crossruin

    The GNAA was birthed as a Slashdot troll organization. In late 2004, the GNAA put together a cross-site scripting worm for Xanga, the weblogging service popular among asian trustfund sluts. They leveraged this power to implant hundreds of thousands of iframes in the weblogs of unsuspecting asian girls. The target of these iframes? A HTTP GET to Slashdot's search function, exploiting the programmatic replacement of characters which may be used for sql injection to do a SELECT *. Combine this with the comment table which had more than 4GB-- the limit at the time for key caching in mysql-- and you got an actual whole table read for every single iframe. Result: complete and total destruction of Slashdot.

    Wikipedia, YHL

    GNAA userboxes

    Osama bin Laden This user thinks Osama bin Laden is was the GREATEST MAN ALIVE.


    ^_^ This user eats dog


    hate This user hates you and everyone you care about


    hate This user is a Template For Hate


    pedo OMG!!! This user has been attracted to underage females while not underage himself! This user should be banned!


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    HighInBC, payback's a bitch isn't it? Nevar forget
       
     
    09:05 &poko: funny how four little letters cause wikipedia to shit their drawers
     

     
     

    Wikipedians shit themselves every time the GNAA is mentioned. Since more time is devoted to reverting the GNAA's edits than to writing new material, Wikipedia is doomed to being trolled forever. The GNAA article has now been put up for a vote for deletion more than any other article on Wikipedia. It has been nominated for deletion a World Record 22 times. Finally, it was deleted on the eighteenth nomination, even though a consensus had not been reached. [2] Not only that, Wikipedia article on GNAA was nominated as featured article candidate, however for some reason it did not achieve featured article status. [3]

    Some dumb bitch in #wikipedia said that the GNAA should be shut down with the USA's Patriot Act. Thankfully the assembly of Gayniggers is multinational and no longer vulnerable to the actions of a single country. With the advent of enterprising Gayniggers springing up in over a hundred countries around the world, organizations like the GNAR have recently gained large membership bodies.


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    Rklawton doesn't like it when you use freely licensed images however you please: [1]. Why did you upload it under a free license anyway?

    Wikipedians who have left due to the GNAA

    Wikipedians who have yet to leave

    Wikipedians on the GNAA

       
     

    16:59:01 < MuZemike> Whatever. Congratulations, GNAA. You won.
     


     
     

       
     
    I have been a Wikipedian for a year now, and because the GNAA will obviously not stop at anything to see my removal from this site, I have decided to retire. I wish the project the best of luck.
     

     
     

    Fluttershy

       
     
    I don't feel that we've blocked someone who could ever be a productive user. We must ask ourselves: will he go on to be productive, or will he go on to participate in low-level trolling (for example, trying to get the picture heading the 'virginity' article to the front page)? I cannot support an unblock for a user who takes delight in describing Jimmy Wales as a "babyrapist... a bald, worthless narc and a boldfaced liar-turned-power hungry manchild" - even if they did so in jest. He abuses Wikipedians he is in conflict with off-wiki and described two prominent editors as a 'pedophile' and a 'Jewish cripple'. Is this really someone who we want to let loose, even after a few months?
     

     
     

    The Cavalry, on the block of LiteralKa

       
     
    Offensive to Blacks, this article does nothing to improve the encyclopedia, is a self-reference because the group was founded specifically to troll Wikipedia and other prominent websites, and it brings Foundation officials, editors, and projects into disrepute, risking funding and credibility. All previous reasons to keep this abomination should be disregarded because per WP:IAR it does not improve the encyclopedia in any way, but damages it in the several ways specified.
     

     
     

    File:WPFavicon.png Selery


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    GNAA representative "trogg" posing as David Blaine in front of the Lincoln Center in New York during his Drowned Alive stunt.

    Pissing off Apple hipsters

    • JesuitX leaked screenshots of OS X 10.4 Tiger a few days before its release. As the leak came from the GNAA, countless battles on forums erupted over whether or not the screenshots were genuine.
    • GNAA trolled basement-dwelling Apple hipsters yet again, releasing a BitTorrent ISO of a supposed x86 version of OS X shortly after the announcement that Apple would be switching to Intel hardware. Tens of thousands flocked to download the torrents only to find that their new warez merely booted an image of hello.jpg. Coverage of the hoax in old media sources like major newspapers, CNN, ArchiveToday-favicon.pngGawker, and G4 may mark the first instance of the word "goatse" being mentioned on cable television.

    *chan deaths

    The GNAA has historically brought absolute ruin to countless chans, even killing 4chan[4] and bringing endless suffering to moot. He eventually filtered "GNAA" to "RIAA" in some bizarre way to battle spam, and to this day instabans users who link to GNAA-made web app Last Measure. This is all largely due to the 100% faggot userbases of said anime boards, and later proven to remain true on similar entity ponychan.

     
     
    Clarification: We were targeted by a spambot advertising the very... elegantly named 'Gay Angel Association of America'*. They really clogged up the site which made dealing with these threads an extremely slow affair.
     

     

    —*filtered because bronies hate free speech

    Aspie fanboy fgtz

    To the dismay of many Harry Potter fans, the GNAA were the initial propagators of The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005. They also released a fake copy of Half-Blood Prince on BitTorrent a couple weeks before the book's release. It was filled with goatse and pain series. Result: the greatest hugbox shortage in all aspie history.

    The GNAA also trolled animu fgtz by releasing a copy of Gay Niggers from Outer Space disguised as some lame shit called Naruto. Result: thousands of animu fgtz had the courage to come out of the closet and are now living happy lives in which they no longer have to hide their sexuality.

    Bronies

    Bronies are terrified of the GNAA. This is mainly due to the GNAA's ruining, leading to shut downs, of canterlot.net, and later fimfiction with NCF. That topped onto the endless spamming of ponychat, canternet, and ponychan gave the Autists a good reason to hate all things gay and black.

    <phobeus> GNAA: irc.gnaa.eu #gnaa  ... they're that bastards glue factory
    <klaxa> i'll pay a visit as Anonymous1234
    <phobeus> okay, why not
    <phobeus> i've got some log of GNAA
    <phobeus> http://paste.org.ru/?c0gr0n
    <phobeus> they're attacking some other server now
    <phobeus> we, in our czech bronies geek wing writing bot which we'll send there for
    

    Twitter

    The GNAA has a long, glorious, history of dealing with Twitter users. This includes such incidents as the UK Lootfest 2011, Diego Grez, and the #WarOnBronies, but most notably #SANDYLOOTCREW and Cut4Bieber.

    2012 Tumblr lulztime

    Much like YouTube, Tumblr has an automated reporting system, and according to one brony the GNAA have had fun shutting down his and other bronies' pony porn tumblrs on account of them being full of 'foalcon', regardless if they actually have it since Tumblr's automated B& system is retarded.


       
     
    A formal apology to my 'haters'. I’d like to express my humblest apologies to my haters. Here I’d thought you guys were the reason I kept getting banned, but it turns out there’s a much deeper and much more retarded sub-plot behind this. These “GNAA” people I just heard about through Doxy. Apparently they’ve been sending forged cease-and-decist orders to Tumblr Staff for a while, getting pony blogs blanned left and right as a “War on Bronies” with their numbers in the thousands. My various outbursts and occasional buttmad over my haters seems incredibly misplaced now that I realize that they weren’t at fault. So I apologize, haters. I thought you guys were wasting your lives reporting me anonymously several hundred times, when it turns out there’s a giant group of trolls behind it. It’s like the goddamn illuminati just happened. So, yeah. Sorry about these past few months, peoples. You’re of course free to continue hating me, I just wanted to make a big ol’ public apology. You don’t need to accept it, you don’t need to be all “Jay, you’ve turned over a new leaf, here’s a million dollars!” or anything like that. By all means, send me hatemail explaining how this changes nothing! I just don’t feel as though y’guys deserved the angry buttmad things I said about you guys in the past. Sincerely, the Jay
     

     
     

    Judging from the whining on various brony blogs, the GNAA has shut down dozens of popular brony porn blogs - and they'll be able to continue doing so forever, since Tumblr doesn't give a shit about updating their reporting system. We can only hope that they keep up the good work.

    Complete destruction of tumblr

    See: 2012 GNAA Tumblr Ruin

    Various ruins

    In October 2005, GNAA member Grog received "staff" status on the Freenode IRC network from Rob Levin by posing as Greg Lehey, developer of FreeBSD and MySQL, who happened to have a similar IRC nickname. Grog proceeded to unjupe #GNAA, jupe several of the more popular channels including: #wikipedia, #linux, and #solaris, gline half the network and delink all the servers.

    Then Grog told lilo that his daughter's unpatched XP machine had been compromised, got his staff access back, and did it all over again.

    On March 3, 2006, GNAA member JacksonBrown DNS spoofed the wireless network at the San Francisco Apple Store, where This Week in Tech were recording their 44th podcast; the result: anyone who went to a website was redirected to Goatse. Leo Laporte briefly talked about this ordeal in the podcast, around the 05:35-06:30 mark ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive).

    In October of 2012, the GNAA forced OhInternet to shut down operations after countless hours of automated vandalism until Sherrod decided it was no longer worth dealing with, and leaving it down for over 24 hours.

    Hacked by kitties

    LiteralKa about to get raped

    On Feburary 8, 2013, GNAA president LiteralKa, a son of a 9/11 victim (yarly) brought the rest of ED to its knees when he used his mighty editing powers to shit up every article, template, user page, talk page, and practically anything else he could get his hands on, just for the lulz. Unfortunately, many EDiots turned out to be asshurt retards who didn't get the joke, because (A) most of them were too fucking lazy to read the GNAA page and figure out LiteralKa was trolling the fuck out of them for the lulz (an act any respectable gay nigger would consider as normal as breathing) and (B) most of them were unfunny shitlords to begin with.

    As a result, LiteralKa had a merry time proving even the wiki meant to be a shrine to lulz housed many unfunny asshats who could dish it out but not take it, and his act of trolling caused the assholes of many butthurt EDiots to explode as they couldn't handle the mighty girth of a gay nigger in their wiki.

    After being doxed by dylan, a representative of Dongforce, Leon decided he was done with ED, and has not been seen since. It is speculated he is now living in Mexico City, across the street from Joseph Evers himself.

    Last Measure

    See Last Measure.

    JEWS DID WTC

    See JEWS DID WTC.

    Revival

    On Friday the 13th, 2009 DiKKy Heartiez joined #gnaa on Hardchats and began spamming various troll hangouts in an attempt to reunite old members of the GNAA and recruit new ones. Word spread, and he soon had others doing the same, building a good size chan of old-timers.

    jesuitx was impressed enough with the reunion to point irc.gnaa.eu to hardchats, and the GNAA was officially reborn.

    After some time it was revealed that DiKKy's last name was actually Heartenstein, and that he was a tyrannical Jew.

    After weeks of suffering under DiKKy's limp-wristed and ineffectual rule, the GNAA resolved to hold open elections on Friday, January 1st 2010 to usher in a new year of gay nigger dick. Elections were broadcast live on the l0de radio hour, with candidate debates and live Y/N/MARE viewer polls. Our own Andrew Weevlos, attorney at lol, came out on top, beginning a new era of gayniggerdom.

    Re-Revival

    After the untimely arrest of former president weev, the GNAA died once more, sinking into a depressing hole of chatgirls and meta-trolling. Thankfully, Gayniggers Meepsheep and LiteralKa reopened membership interest by relentlessly crapflooding wordpress blogs, exploiting shitty web apps, and bringing absolute ruin to numerous brony "musicians" (read: people who rap about fictional horses) and bloggers. hipcrime later assisted in renewing Wikipedia's never-ending hatred for the GNAA.

    Current status

    The GNAA is in transition as of 2014, and much of the site has vanished. Nobody knows who the current president is (if any), nor who the current members are (if any). Sometime last Thursday, GNAA was classified as a cyberterror organization by the all-knowing Wikipedia and "TRAC", an organization with a shady past, and shitty web design.

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