⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Furry Army of Doom
The Furry Army of Doom is a forum site that seems to relate to Sokitwopaw's dreams of uniting furfags under a banner. As funny as it sounds, at at least 400 members are now part of the website, indulging in faggotry and similar activities which involve teh penis.
The website tries to stress that there will be no porn on the boards, but, knowing furries, it will be impossible for them to comprehend or follow such a provision. FAoD also seems to have a few posters that use the forum like an IM program, lobbing poorly worded, incoherent emote-fests at one another in what can only be described as the most eloquent argument for eugenics ever seen on the internet.
Threads With Trollable Content
Raphael Faunus, or "Rapha" as he is so affectionately called, is a loli who apparently thinks he's a Vice President of America, because he feels he can say whatever he wants, but mostly just pissed off Mods until he goes into a ban/unban wash, rinse, repeat.
Rion Nipal Treats the forums as his own personal playground and spends most of his time bitching about important furry issues and edits the page constantly to seem the least retarded. Of course, extra genetic material, and a fetal cock-dent in his head from the same father who obviously hasn't beaten him enough, would prove this otherwise.
Sidepocket A towelhead whose jihads include: recording movie trailers, in theaters and posting them online (even when the trailer was released online before he even got home), waiting for the bus, dressed like Mohammad, claiming fatwa on anyone who doesn't go "Durka-Durka" the right way, and getting so much sand and camel shit stuck in his keyboard, he butchers obese, smelly pig-dog English. Sidepocket is a known script kiddie.
It had to happen eventually. Luckily this thread contains over 40% of your Daily Recommended Lulz Intake:
*http://faod.org/index.php?topic=1305 LINK'S BROKE
— NOTE: This user was later raped in the ass for his blasphemy.
Sergeant Stripetail Is a furry whose ego seems to rival 2's own bloated head-mass. His posts usually moderate the forums to keep an aura of fabulositi, and to sodomize any and all defectors from the FAoD Agenda with his mighty banstick.
- His MSN: [email protected]
- His Yahoo: sunookitsune
- His AIM: Sunookitsune
2 gryphon Is to the FAOD as Jesus is to the United States government. With his iron fist and flaccid penis, 2 secretly controls the whole establishment through his admins and in turn deals out advertisements for his weekly podcast called 2 sense. The furries listen to this show from all over the world and need it like basement dwellers need Vaseline. It is a known fact all around the furry cult that 2 is the king pin in a global dead baby mafia ring who use the black market to get babies to people in need of cheap food in exchange for food stamps.
- http://faod.org Furry Army of Doom site
- http://faod.org/index.php?topic=1272.0 FAOD thread about this ED page. Many of them claim to liek ED, not realizing this confession will only make them much easier targets to raep.
- http://ranting-gryphon.com The Big Cheese
- http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=8u9c51hf9k Furries did 9/11
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