⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
The Furluminati (also known as the Furry Illuminati) is a secret organization that exists to create moar drama, and kill moar lulz. Members of this group are leaders within the Furry Community that go around spreading lies and misinformation (if they didn't exist, then they wouldn't have had to edit this) about the furry community. One of its leaders, the puppy rapist ContiE, prevents verifiable sources from giving the truth about furries on Wikipedia's furry articles and other places — including facts from reliable media sources like MTV and Vanity fair as well as pictures that tell the truth. If you think Bugs Bunny or Chewbacca are cool you are not a furry, but if you want to have sex with them you are — but The Furluminati claims that anyone who has watched either on TV is a furry. The Furluminati is associated with the Otherkin conspiracy. Other attacks have occurred directly against Encyclopedia Dramatica, one of their biggest threats. The most common of these attacks are removing facts on furries and attacking the site's functionality to delay communication.
The true Cause
Many people died to get this top secret information. Memorize it well, lest the Furluminati delete this entire section because of its compromising qualities.
The Furluminati want to overthrow the government, secure a new world order run by furries, and kill all humans and make them their slaves, in that order. The Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next. YOU MUST STOP THEM, THEY WILL KILL YOU!
Some of the strongest responses are some of the most obvious. Reply to their disinformation on Wikipedia with reversion, and follow with a quick talk page flame war. Return to your home base and out every known furry encountered. Expose their real names and remove their dark veil of anonymity so that they may no longer retreat into the shadows of sockpuppetry. Oust them for the known homosexuals they are. Follow up with sockpuppetry of your own to vandalize their user pages and spread information rape as far as a wiki can reach. Finish it with a coup de grâce of pizza boxes the likes of which has never been seen before. Your valor will not be forgotten.
- Cigarskunk (FUCK YEAH!)
- Sage Freehaven
- Typhon is one of the many Furluminati trying to change ED
- Silver seren
- Furluminati on youtube
- Examples of one their many propaganda.
- and another
- Killhamster fights the Furluminati
- Furry Conspiracy
- Furluminati Livejournal
- Furluminati also covers up government conspiracies like 9/11
- Even talk pages are not safe from the furluminati
- The Furluminati in action
The above statement would not have been said if the Furluminati didn't actually exist. The people would have said "Oh look, propaganda" and carried on with their lives, forgotten of the Furluminati.
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