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    FuckU-FuckMe

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    The FuckU-FuckMe is a mechanophile's greatest dream. It allows you to fuck your computer using the "GenitalDrive" (avalable in Male and Female configurations). The software allows you to input data (via fucking) and send it in realtime over teh internets to a user of the corresponding unit: You don't have to even see her face or touch her.

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    Technical Specifications

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    Genitaldrive mode F.
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    Genitaldrive mode M.

    System Requirements

    • Windows® 95/98 or Windows® NT 4.0
    • Pentium processor, 133 megahertz (MHz) minimum (166MHz recommended for H.323 connections)
    • 32 megabytes (MB) of RAM
    • 10 MB of hard dick space
    • Network Connections: TCP/IP (Winsock compliant IP address
    • 33.6 Kbps (minimum) modem, LAN, Cable, or ISDN connection (56Kbps recommended for H.323 connections)
    • PPP for dial-up connection
    • Not equipped for buttsecks. This means no faggotry, and this means YOU

    Technical Specifications

    • Model A013/F and A013/M
    • Type Internal (bare drive)
    • Interface Connector E-IDE
    • Installation direction Horizontal, vertical
    • Power requirements DC 5V
    • Power consumption 20 W (max)
    • Dimensions(W x L x H) 146.0 x 203.0 x 41.3mm
    • Weight 1,7 (model A013/F) and 1,8 (model A013/M)
    • Front Panel
    • On Lights
    • Reliability 100.000 POH (duty 7%)
    • No greater than 2 inches allowed. You might as well fuck a cat. This is what happens when those damn asians make our electronics.

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