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Feminism is a contagious and mutagenic venereal disease that, like Syphilis, affects both the reproductive system and the nervous system of women who were deficient in the antibodies present in the sperm of Human males, i.e. single females and lesbians. Symptoms of Feminism include: infertility, uterine damage, encephalitis resulting in increased aggression (just like Rabies), adrenaline overdose (magnifying their already-aggressive amygdalas by 99%), severe allergy to males, endocrine dysfunction, obesity, diabetes, excessive growth of body hair, toxic body odour, vagina dentata, breast cancer, cervical cancer, ovarian cancer, brain cancer, cancer in general, and paranoid schizophrenia involving a phobia that The Man and everything (even the trees) is out to rape them. Some victims of severe infection by Feminism are hopelessly mutated so much that they resemble less Human Female but rather as rabid, mimondless and extremely violent canines that murder any Human male near them, or mutated gigantic zombie landwhales that kill every form of life around them with their stink.
However, because of our modern politically-correct society, everybody now pretends that Feminism (or more like FAILminism, amirite?) is not a physiological-mental illness caused by a deadly virus that puts AIDS and Ebola to shame, but rather some sort of "philosophy" that promotes the "absolute equality between male and female" and because it's "inherent" and "natural" and therefore should not be cured, employing the same position with the issue of Autism. Any efforts to cure feminists get shouted down and persecuted as "misogynistic Patriarchs," just like how compassionate people who promote Euthanasia and putting the autistics out of their misery are immediately condemned for "Nazism" and shot on sight. Due to this the once respectable medical diagnosis evolved into mainly an excuse for misandry and for spoiled brats to be entitled to anything they want and abuse hardworking males whenever they want, because women should be "strong", "assertive", and "liberated" (in other words, insufferable bitches) without even understanding or reading the actual philosophy behind gender equality. The vast majority of these pretending "Feminists" are too inept, callous or lazy to do actual research, if they do they cherry pick incomplete evidence or ignore it altogether. It's also the idea that we can make both sexes equal by focusing solely on the issues of one of them.
In the biological history of Mammalian Evolution, feminism is a complete and utter contradiction to our own genetic structure. We are not spiders whose males are eaten after sex by females who can abandon hundred of their eggs in a random location. For mammal foetuses such as Humans to develop intelligence the female must be drained of all her resources, reducing her into an incubator, which means, the responsibility of protecting one's species, including developing muscle and using one's brain to create what we know as Human Civilization, falls onto the Male. Since the first Vertebrate emerged out of the oceans into life on land this was the standard as it had always been. This is why Feminism is so lethal to humans, and only proves the old truth that Nature dictated that Mammalian women are most efficient in two things: homemaking and servitude to the dick.
Feminists, these people who go around trying to coin "gender neutral" words and spewing variations of the saying "We can do it!" are in themselves a contradiction since they are the loudest, most vocal evidence of the differences between men and women. The main difference between the sexes is that men never have vagina envy, not even the gays because that's how much it rocks to have dick and balls. No one actually believes this drivel, not even the feminists themselves, if they did, they'd be protesting for women to register for the draft. Feminists will never be satisfied no matter how much legal, political, social and economic superiority is granted to them over men. If the "philosophy" of feminism was genuine, it would have disappeared when discrimination against women ended a long time ago and feminists around the globe would have celebrated by shaving their arm pits. But again, feminism is not a philosophy. It is a disease.
Radical feminism is a terrorist hate group disguised as liberal egalitarianism, practiced mainly by violent dishonest psychotic misanthropic terminally-mentally-infected landwhales who resent their biological inferiority while suffering from penis and beauty envy that generally believe that society is ruled by a patriarchy against numerous mountains of evidence that prove the contrary and at the same time amusingly wanting to build exactly the same social system they oppose by creating a matriarchy, which ironically already exists in the Modern First World that treats men and boys as the "Expendable Gender" that only exists to work and die 24/7 for the Females ala emulating the Insectoid lifestyle in contradiction to our mammalian biology. In a truly patriarchal world they would have all been incarcerated in psychiatric hospitals and cured of their infection, proving once and for all that their main belief is bullshit.
Considering that even a cursory look at the history of the feminist movement reveals a massively disproportionate amount of lesbians involved in feminism, and it all becomes rather spoopy "Feminists" attempt to create a socially acceptable lifestyle for lesbians (a career, no husband, no kids, girl-on-girl domestic violence). However, this original template for lesbian emancipation as applied to all women means that straight women now step out of high school/university and straight into 40 years of non-stop wage slavery. They sometimes forgo marriage/children, take up eating/drinking/smoking to cope, and die a lonely death, with their body eaten finally by their pet cats.
One can identify when a female is in the beginning stages of Feminist infection when she realizes her pussy is dry like the Sahara, her boobs are saggy like Niagra Falls, her menstruation is so acidic it melts the strongest metals on the Periodic Table, and her face is an abomination unto God. They like to mindlessly blabber and flap their disproportional arms, arbitrarily forbidding everyone from living their life as they please. This is because they possess neither the brilliance nor the beauty to get anywhere in their own lives.
Feminists come in many extremes, just like their "our-bitches-'n'-whores-wives-are-fucking-insane!" male counterparts, MRA-Men Rights Activist. At one end of the spectrum are the "grrl power" types, who've watched too many Sex and the City reruns and think feminism means fucking a lot and getting men to buy them jewelry; at the other end are the Valerie Solanas fanwomyn, who dream of someday shooting a talentless fag patriarch in a bad wig.
It should also be noted that feminists will often wear badges that they got from their wimmins gyms with slogans such as "Don't Assume I cook", even though feminists want to be independent, so they would need to know how to cook to survive.
Exampls of once-prosperous nation-states rendered in the process of extinction by the Feminist plague include Japan and Europe, their sexual and familial activities all sterilized and their native population dying out like a game of Plague Inc. (Europe's population is currently being replaced by those kebabs immune to feminist infection, while the Japs have already accepted mass suicide via Animu). Continued ignorance of the surviving nations such as America on the truth of the nature of the Feminist Pandemic will result in the destruction of the Male Y Chromosome, and ultimately, the extinction of all human life. If Madagascar doesn't figure out a cure, then say goodbye to MANkind.
- 1 The Final Solution of Feminism if you don't want to read the rest of this shit
- 2 Ideological Bullshit at its purest
- 3 History
- 4 What Feminists Do
- 5 Feminazis Run Media
- 6 What Feminists Think
- 7 Feminism And The Modern Woman
- 8 Quotes
- 9 Feminism and Hypocrisy
- 10 Feminist Mental Gymnastics
- 11 Feminazis And Other Variations
- 12 Feminist LiveJournal Communities
- 13 Freebleeding
- 14 Feminists Are Inherently Violent
- 15 Contributions and Changes made by Feminists to this World
- 16 The Future Of Feminism
- 17 Dealing With Feminists (aka How to build Immunity)
- 18 Feminists Are Allergic To Reality
- 19 Gallery
- 20 Femies On Video Games
- 21 In Conclusion
- 22 See Also
- 23 External Links
The Final Solution of Feminism if you don't want to read the rest of this shit
Ideological Bullshit at its purest
All Men Should Be Castrated? - International "Castration Day"
Some Feminists have considered this as an option. It is highly controversial.
Allow me to introduce myself...
My name is Krista, otherwise known as "The Femitheist". I am a female, a feminist, and someone who believes strongly in True Equality.
Now, I will begin explaining this entry before I post the actual article... for your discussion, of course.
Women MUST and WILL have equality, and this is the ONLY way to achieve TRUE equality. The testicles of all males, which produce the majority of their testosterone, are the primary cause of their violent behavior. The testicles also attribute greatly to many of the health problems men experience later in life (such as prostate cancer and, of course, testicular cancer).
~:The Solution... International Castration Day.:~
It is my belief (which I consider factual based on my research) that all men SHOULD be castrated. Not only for their own safety, but for the safety of all innocent women and children.
And, to achieve this...
The entire world should have an international holiday known as: "Castration Day"
Males of all ages will be brought to the public squares of their cities nude, to stand together in a circle, as they await castration by a woman known as "The Castrator", who will be a woman chosen from the public much like a juror.
Girls of all ages will attend, lining the streets to cheer and applaud the males as they join the rest of civilized society.
It will be a free vacation for any working woman. And, young girls will be able to leave school to attend this glorious ceremony.
The males will then have one hour to get to know their Castrator. Their female "spouse" will also be able to choose whether or not they would like to milk the male in order to retain a sperm sample.
If the male is too young for a "spouse", their mother or closest female relative will decide.
After this, the men will be given anesthetics. They will be placed on a table, where their Castrator will then slice open their ball-sack, remove their testicles, and the excess skin, stitch them up and clean them up.
They will be given thirty minutes to rest after the procedure.
Once the males have all been castrated, they will be grouped together again for one last look before walking nude back to their homes.
The women will then return to their jobs, schools, et cetera, and rejoice in the completion of yet another successful ceremony.
Any man who tries to evade this holiday, "Castration Day", should be murdered wherever they are found (treated as a criminal, as it will be a crime not to attend). Or, forced to attend. Regardless of age.
Any woman who disagrees should be provided therapy in order to free her from misogynistic indoctrination.
This holiday should replace the day known currently as "Father's Day".
If this practice were adopted officially all across the world, all war, crime, and violence would end.
We would have a true Eutopia, where peace reigns, and men do only what they exist for...
Likewise, the change of their hormones would make them less aggressive, and thus less likely to rape. It would also provide them with better health throughout their life, as the testicles are a major cause of health issues in males as they age.
All will profit from this...
And, I believe this will come to be someday soon.
Thanks for your consideration!
What this retarded whale doesn't know is that castration ELIMINATES the ability to breed , neither is castration a way to prevent wars because surely all wars happen because someone jizzed in their pants.
Only insane people like Greek philosophers, Aspies, Cuckservatives and the Media pretend Feminism to be something else than recognise for what it truly is: a brain-destroying disease. At least 100 years ago, women were being tired of doing what their biology told them to do and stopped making sandwiches, so they got infected in the brain, retreated into the jungle, gained ugly musculature, and formed their own society, where they kidnapped males and extracted their semen before killing them and eating their flesh for dinner. The Greeks, the first to discover these abnormal Mutants, coined them the "Amazons." That is why Ancient Greece had an epidemic of homosexuality: because any female will turn out to be an Amazon spy, abduct you in the middle of the night, and roast you alive and screaming. Luckily, when the Jews invented Christianity and Islam the Amazons were reduced to extinction, until a bunch of stupid Gay liberals in the Renaissance began to make philosophical bullshit such as Women's Rights, triggering the activation of the Amazon gene again, now under the new name, Feminism.
Judaism used to be Feminism's worst opponent, since they invented Christianity and Islam, and sent numerous Feminists to burn at the Stake. However the Jews saw potential to profit from this disease ala Big Pharma and unlike what they did before, they encouraged Feminist gene activation during and after the Renaissance. Now because of Jewish meddling the disease evolved ala Plague Inc into a full-borne biological Weapon of Mass Destruction. The nation most devastated by this was Japan, which after being nuked by Albert Einstein, was fed continuously by the Jewnited States with feminism until the entire population was utterly castrated, resulting in both Japan's collapsing birth rate, the excessive suicide rate, and the invention of Anime. Testings of the Feminist virus is also being conducted in members of the European Union, specifically Germany, using found experimental files from Dr. Josef Mengele.
FUN FACT: Did you know that feminists in the late 19th century and early 20th century demanded a bachelors tax in order to increase marriage rates because men were shirking their duty to marry, while the proceeds of that tax would provide living standards for ‘unmarried maidens’? We couldn't make this shit up. Great minds were warning throughout the early 20th Century that no good could come of giving women rights. And now this dangerous knowledge has been suppressed, written out of history books, censored from the public, in the name of 'progress' and so-called 'equality'.
It's safe to say that women's mental retardation has long since existed on our planet, but rather than shutting the fuck up about it like men do, they decided to throw tantrums throughout history about stupid shit no one cares about. Skipping insane amounts of TL:DR feminist history filled with hypocrisy, stupidity and penis envy, we eventually discover that all their bitching and moaning was eventually noticed by the western elites that decided to profit from their retardation.
Women are like hens: They travel in groups and always pick on someone or something, most often they bully every other woman who does not spend all weekend at the mall and buy the latest consumer goods, i.e. any woman who thinks for herself rather than mindlessly following the group. Sometimes however, they rally around a cause, which was the case when the woman's suffrage movement started. Giving women the right to vote
is was a very bad idea because women are hostile, short sighted, and base their decision on emotions, disregarding facts. But as we know, women got the right to vote anyway. Afterward, the feminist organizations did not disband, but instead evolved into what today is called feminism, that is, the grunting about everything and nothing.
What Feminists Do
—Alexandra Koulikov A.K.A Dumb bitch
Feminists try to upset the natural balance of the world, and, being outside the kitchen, deserve to be punished by any men who encounter them.
Feminists strive to make all women, especially the real ones, look bad by blaming men for everything that is wrong in the world. They always manage to find new and creative ways to blame men for the things that men do and blame men for the things that men don't do and blame men for the things that women do and blame men for the things that women fail to do.
The feminist diet consists mainly of aborted fetuses and dead children. They believe that they are hiding this by spouting pro-choice messages all over the place, although they are clearly treacherous, sneaky, hypocritical liars bent on destroying men and
America the World.
When feminists need to take a breather from blaming men all day, they like to talk about the million or so ways in which men are clearly inferior to women and how terrible it is that men believe themselves to be superior to women. They also write things like The Female Privilege Checklist and write histrionic LiveJournal entries on the dialectical nature of the female orgasm.
Feminists claim to be for equality, but in practice lobby for special governmental support and privileges for women only, especially after feminism was hijacked by radical feminists, aka feminazis. Their only real concern is girls and women, because they very rarely show support for men's rights unless they benefit from it.
Consider masturbate to niggers while eating cheesecake.'s motto: "Comforting the afflicted, afflicting the comfortable." Doesn't this speak to a well-put-together group of people? Doesn't it sound like the kind of assholes who come up to you in a cafe and ask you weird questions about things you don't want to think about, then take your dumbfounded silence to mean your paradigm has been thoroughly rocked? Whereupon, they go to some basement and
Oh yes, don't forgot, women don't have to sign up for the draft and die for their country like men are forced to do. That wouldn't be fair and equal to them. Physically intensive, hazardous work is also avoided by women in favor of clean and safe office jobs. This means men have to pick up the slack or civilization would crumble.
Feminists sprout lies and half-truths to further their radical agenda to feminize society such as the wage gap myth and the myth that domestic violence is initiated by males. They fund their harmful activities with bogus feminist studies to receive more tax payer money. They fancy double-standards such as demanding respect from men, while not showing similar respect in return, and fighting for female-only government services while opposing the same type of services for men.
—Pat Robertson, US Politician, 1992
Feminazis Run Media
In case you haven't noticed, the Jews who write TV preach mangina and feminazi agendas through their piss-poor writing.
Examples of this are:
Steven Motherfucking Universe - A show created by a feminist for feminists that features lesbians from space who fight other lesbians that want to destroy earth. Making fanart of this show will cause many lulz.
- Shitcoms -Unfunny Jewfag shows about slobs of husbands.
- Commercials - Wimmins are always right/righteous people, while men are idiots and are deserving of being physically abused.
- Talk shows/The News - Cunts get away with spewing alot of sexist shit, while if a man does so, he is booed off the stage.
- Music - Women sing about killing their husbands over smacking them and portray that as if that's moral, yet no one gets offended. Of course, if Robin Thicke makes a sexually explicit music video, he's the bad guy. So. Fucking. Equal.
- Film - About the same as the first bullet, but in-case that doesn't drive the point home, there's an entire movie about Vagina dentata.
If he volunteered for this shit I'd kick him too.
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For the lulz
Wackamole! Note her concentration or arousal.I came.
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Popular feminist sport
I'm Super, thanks for asking...
Dont' feel too bad - they're probably enjoying it.
What Feminists Think
Feminists have attempted to establish that women do not want money for sex. This is a goal that cannot be achieved, being akin to disproving the existence of gravity. People are inevitably controlled by capitalism and consumerism, which are driven in part by libidinal energies. Sex sells and there's not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it.
Feminists claim that men are afraid of powerful women, and that women should be afraid of men because men pull all the strings in society. They profess that marriage is oppressive and bad for women (while simultaneously demanding gay marriage,) as it signifies the legal ownership of a women by a man. Only lesbian relationships will do. Gays too are welcome to copulate together since they will never bear any fruit. Feminists believe that same sex reproduction is the future.
Feminists are outraged that women's voices are suppressed in this male world. They attempt to mitigate their anger by screeching loudly enough to drown out the voices of the rest of the normal, non-batshit women, a la holocaust jews going on to perpetrate their own holocaust via Israel. That is why they yell at men and break wine glasses. They say that women are not being respected as equal adults by men, who are a bunch of whining babies anyway.
They will argue against men in female institutions and then demand membership in male institutions. They will have a conniption fit whenever men divorce their witches and celebrate whenever wives divorce their good for nothing bums. In summary, one thing that feminists love, equality, oh that equality.
In 2001, a poll was taken at a World Organization of Women convention asking how many women approved of women's suffrage. Sixty-seven percent responded that it was the biggest negative influence on American women. Indeed, most American women realize that vagina mutilating mudslimes are actually far more enlightened.
As of 2004 feminists are people that would rather eat carpet than clean it.
Never Always tell a feminist Tits or GTFO
|FEMINISM IS MASS JEWISH CONTROL!!!|
Feminism And The Modern Woman
. . . .because women should be "strong", "assertive", and "liberated". . . .
This is of course everything women ARE NOT, also lacking in logic, cognition, and critical thinking skills, "feminism" was actually an evil computer program whose sole purpose was to create an irl botnet army under the control of Some Nigger Ghetto Butch Bitch. When the order to march against the unsuspecting male population was given at least 100 years ago the fembots experienced a temporary overload due to the unrecognized software (read: man thinking) and their CPU's were forced to do a full reset, sadly only half the files on their hard-drives were backed up creating fembots with absolutely zero logic, problem solving skills, or any true independent thought at all yet still maintaining their entitlement to be treated with equality. These fembots later bred with (see: rape) the manfolk and generation after generation later we come to the Modern Woman who still retains segments of the Fembot program deep within her DNA as well as the latent logical inconsistencies which frequently lead her to 404 irl and become obsessed with any shiny object she might happen to set eyes upon, pn the condition it drained the money out of a mans wallet
—Anon femcunt, CUT CHEATING HUSBANDS COCK OFF! FUCK RANDOM GUYS!
Taken from "The S.C.U.M. Manifesto" by Valerie Solanas http://gos.sbc.edu/s/solanas.html :
—Feminsts however are wonderful, charming people who never complain and are always smiling.
Feminism and Hypocrisy
- When a statistic points out that there are more men than women in a workfield, they will quickly jump and scream sexism. However, if a statistic points that there are more women than men in a workfield, they will consider it a 'triumph of women'.
- Point out that a women uses her goods to attract audience/advance in her career and feminists will be the first to scream "slut shaming". However, when other women sell their bodies ie Boothbabes, Porn, they will be the first to scream "cover it up".
- Feminists will claim men will only make decisions that benefit other men, and that's patriarchy. However, when a woman is elected to make decisions that only benefit women, that's progress.
- They claim that any woman should be able to make her own decisions. When a woman doesn't make a decision that suits their agenda, they will claim "internalized misogyny".
Feminist Mental Gymnastics
Part of being a feminist is being able to make justifications and excuses, so that even the most disgusting acts seem justified for them. Examples:
- A feminist will convince herself that decisions that benefit women also magically benefit men, therefore more decisions that benefit women must be made.
- A feminist will convince herself that FAS doesn't exist, therefore no remorse should be had for drinking during pregnancy.
- A feminist will convince herself that sexism can only apply to women because they are oppressed, therefore any discrimination based on gender towards males is not sexism and is not as bad.
- A feminist will delude herself into believing that every mistake or mishap is planed by males, therefore every consequence is due to the fact that men discriminate her.
- A feminist will convince herself that rape can only happen when a vagina is penetrated by a penis, therefore she can do whatever she want to the male she has enslaved in her basement.
- A feminist is convinced that any sexual advance by men is meant to intimidate her, therefore rage tantrums are a justified reaction.
Feminazis And Other Variations
Not be confused with real Nazis who were deeply patriarchal and would have thrown feminists into the oven along with the homosexuals and jews.
Feminazis like to shave their heads and never shave the rest of their body, because they respect the work of the Goddess. They wear wife-beaters and combat boots and celebrate how beautiful life is when you realize the wonders of lesbian love. It is well-known scientific fact that all feminazis are fucking lemons.
Most feminists don't like being called feminazis, often giving the argument that they're "not invading Poland." Because, you know, Nazis haven't existed since World War II ended.
Feminism has also been known to be used by women in conjunction with chivalry.
Recently,a new breed of these peculiar creatures has been discovered. These are called "Pseudo Feminazis". They will gladly give you some action if you give them the D. But beware! It's advisable that you acquaint the bitch with your bff roofie first,so she can't scream "RAEP" afterwards. Get some of your buddies to do her with if you want to (not that you have any, you basement dwelling retard).
Feminist LiveJournal Communities
Populated entirely by twatarded lesbians and emasculated self-hating men who can't get laid by conventional means, feminist communities on LiveJournal share many qualities, the most notable of which is a group tolerance of dissent previously only demonstrated by Orwell's Ingsoc.
Most of them are self-described "safe spaces for women," which in practice means anything men say is devalued, patronizing, and an attack on their ideological comfort. If you dare broach how patriarchy also hurts men, expect a ten page flame war and personal death threats.
Every member of a feminist community claims to have been raped, molested, or at the very least almost raped. Why? Sisterhood is all about sharing personal experiences, and if some evil man hasn't forcibly ravaged your cunt, what have you to share? Stories about the mythical "glass ceiling?" No, that was fucking 1970, and the bar has been raised.
As much as feminists would love to prevent rape, they love preventing the prevention of rape even more. Any suggestion that females should have a hand in the prevention of rape is labeled as victim blaming. Thus, when those Riot-grrl bitches paraded around in torn up miniskirts, skimpy tanktops, smudged lipstick, and had a 40 of Olde Englishe in hand, they weren't asking to get some surprise sex. Right...
Because tampons are a sign of the patriarchy, so wimmin should be able to spread their disgusting vaginajuice-induced blood all over. They should also be able to breastfeed and shit in public. It should be noted that Freebleeding carries all kinds of risks, including septicaemia and toxic shock syndrome. The constant flow of blood over the skin is also a major irritant, and no one (in their right mind) would want to walk around with swollen, blood spattered legs.
To really appreciate just how immensely stupid this entire abortion of a concept is, the MRA equivalent would basically be #Freeboner which would entail encouraging young men to pop a chubby whenever and wherever as its a "natural" process that one should not be ashamed of or be forced to try and hide. Feminists in turn would of course instantly start screeching "almost raped" while running for the nearest hugbox to have a good cry and ensuing circle-shlick with all the other free bleeding moon sisters.
Feminists in the UK have recently taken to freebleeding as a protest on tampon taxes, with some of them complaining that the UK does not tax razors, an implement used exclusively by men. It is safe to assume that these women have hairy legs, double dong dildos, sensible shoes, and menstrual dreadlocks.
Feminists Are Inherently Violent
If there's two things feminists always tend to lack it's sensibility and restraint. It could even be argued that feminism is nothing more than just a convenient way for women to legally chimp out with senseless vaginal invested violence. In one recent occurrence a group of half naked bull dykes openly assaulted a group of unarmed, archbishops and had to be forcibly restrained before they were able to reach the point of digging on into their ass cracks for shit to catapult at the closeted Christian clerics.
Feminazi steals baby Jesus.
Contributions and Changes made by Feminists to this World
While 3rd wave Feminists feel the ability to take credit for rights given to women, such as equal pay (which they insist is still not equal) and the right to vote, divorce, and such, are actually products of the 2nd wave of Feminism.
The 3rd wave of Feminism has accomplished literally nothing but creating large-scale Misandry, and Nullifying the life accomplishments of a man for his choice in clothing to signify the friendship between himself and a neighbor.
The Future Of Feminism
One of the main reasons that we will never be able to have the Democratic Party in power is because liberalism is often tied to feminism, homosexuality, and countering intolerance with even more intolerance. If, however, conspiracy theorists manage to IRL troll enough people into hating the Republican government, then there will be nothing to counter Hillary Clinton from going into power. (Assuming the /b/lackup doesn't rape her,
which is highly unlikely at this point. LOL HE DID IT) Why Hillary? Because feminazis all over the country will have nothing better to do than swamp the voting booths unless their husbands weren't pussy whipped enough to cunt punt them back in the kitchen and bedroom.
Since Hillary is renowned for chopping off her husband's dick and sewing it onto herself, she'll want to spread the principle nationwide and waste all of her salary on funding a scientific project to build an army of Black hermaphroditic dykes in an attempt to make men obsolete, thus fulfilling Solanis's dream. Since most women are dumb enough to follow Hillary because she's the only female candidate running, they'll soon form militias to hunt down men for sport and make room for this new breed of hermaphrodites to spread their disease. Japan would hopefully intervene by dropping a bunch of bombs wrapped in used school-girl panties all across North America. If you don't want Feminism in the future, rape all women NOW! Except ugly bitches like Oprah with the Minge From Hell and Susan Boyle, who will make your penis disintergrate.
Dealing With Feminists (aka How to build Immunity)
The first of the species to develop immune resistance to Feminism are those kebab-eating sand niggers in the Middle East who throughout their life have evolved and perfected the ultimate means to suppress the virus from their genes once and for all. Just try looking at the demographics of Europe: populations devastated by the Feminist plague, such as France, Germany and Sweden, are being replaced by those sand niggers who, due to their natural immunity, have become the Cure. The easiest way to destroy a feminist hive is to bring a Muslim friend. As the Prophet Muhammad would always say, if you don't want to be sexually objectified, then cover your own body up with a burqa. But then again, Muslims also carry the risk of brain cell death as well. If you're a liberal then the fact of choosing either full infection or Dark-Age Sharia is a paradox that will tear your brain apart, and if you're a Conservative you know that those kebabs are going to betray you in the end.
In recent times another natural enemy of the feminists emerged in the form of the Video Games Industry and gamers in general, as the epic troll world war about game journalism known as Gamergate could testify. The aftermath of Gamergate led to the rise of mentally damaged retards such as Anita Sarkeesian who shout "MUH OBJECTIFCATION!!!" whenever Blizzard or Valve releases even a single game depicting supermodels, tits, ass and bikinis, forgetting that we've moved away from the age of Mario. Video games today, far from objectifying women, will always depict women as smart super-athletic badasses who kill a hundred million MEN and will crush the testicles of the inevitably male supervillains, proving that videogames are feminist. If you ever meet a post-Gamergate feminist such as Sarkeesian, kindly remind them that Samus from Metroid, or Lara Croft, make better feminist symbols, and that the third-wavers such as Trigglypuff are just using objectification as an excuse to be ugly, physically unfit and have severely acidic B.O.
When dealing with a feminist, take careful consideration not to catch their faggotry. Some precautions may include staying away from lesbian gatherings and not going to 12chan. If you come into contact with one of them, go home and be an hero before you spread it to others. The only reason to even look at one is for the purpose of lulz generating. A real shame, because so many college lesbians are really hot, especially those femme genderfuck women. The best way of verbally dealing with a feminazi is to tell her to "shut the fuck up, and pop the kettle on love, 2 sugars thanks". Also, the mention of Dick Masterson will cause any feminist to shit a brick while masturbating to his sweetass Aviators. Or you could just find the hole in their logic as seen here:
Feminazi Gets It
Bitch was asking for it.
Marc Lepine was a 25 year old French Canadian who, in the course of going for le score élevé, killed 14 women, wounded 10 women, and
wounded 4 men accidentally wounded 4 people during a feminist extermination at the Universite de Montreal on December 6, 1989. Not able to live with the mistake of nearly destroying 4 innocent men's lives, he tragically ended his own life shortly afterwards. His great deeds will never be forgotten. RIP Marc; even your French heritage can be forgiven for your contribution to society.
—Marc Fromage's pre-suicide scrawlings
Because of their severely damaged brains, Feminists are incredibly easy to troll. It does not take a great deal of imagination or intelligence to troll a Feminazi (which is good, considering that you have neither of those qualities, but that is beside the point right now.) If you can't have access to a Muslim or a Gamer to exterminate the damned bitches, then here are a few ideas to get you to build up your immunity on your own:
- They get raped because they asked for it, as simple as that!
- Neurobiology is always the best way to refute any feminist fantasies of equality. Diregard all their opinions and defend yourself by the fact that men and women are inherently biologically different and therefore any perspective of similarity is a delusion.
- Tell them that you are using feminism as an excuse for being infertile or too aggressive and stinky for society's tastes.
- Remind her that women have never invented or achieved anything of importance, ever.
- Accuse them of "creep shaming" you.
- Tell her that men always were and always will be the better gender.
- Politely explain to her that most men wouldn't talk to women if they didn't have vaginas.
- When on a man-bashing tirade, remind them that "not all men are bad"
- And that women would be fucked (or rather, not fucked) if men didn't think with their dicks. Look at how men treat each other.
- Tell her that you voted for black person or anyone else who opposed Hillary
- "You destroyed Sweden and Japan."
- Go to the Feminist Message board by clicking here and type in shit like "No one cares about a woman's rights, now shut up and make me a sammich."
Show themBALEETED .
- Tell them how minorities are privileged, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
- Walk into one of their cult meetings and shout: "Which one of you fine honeybunnies would come back to my place, cook me a nice meal, and suck my dick?"
- Mention Esthar Villar, quoting the shit out of her book "The Manipulated Male." So lulzworthy when she wrote it back in the day, she received so many death threats she had to skip town.
- Ask them if you should lock your doors. If they say "yes", accuse them of victim blaming and say "we should just teach niggers not to steal!"
- Tell them to "man up"
- Equate all feminists with Femen, especially when talking to radical feminists.
- Remind them that Elliot Rodger killed twice as many men as women, and wanted to kill off the entire male population.
- Tell them that they are amazing visionaries, and that you wish that their parents would have believed in abortion as much as they do
Feminists Are Allergic To Reality
R.A.P.E. (Revolt Against Penis Envy) Contributing Toward an Understanding of Male/Female Harmony by Boyd Rice
—Oswald, The Decline of the West
At one time, all was right with the world. It was lorded over by men who imposed their will by force. Women kept their mouths shut, underlings knew their place, and those who opposed the prevailing order had their heads cut off. So far, so good. In this bygone Golden Age, sadistic values determined the quality of life. Sadistic values are exclusively male values, values predicated not upon baseless intellectual abstractions or wishful thinking, but upon hard biological truths.
One such truth involves testosterone, the hormone responsible for shaping the male character. It lies at the root of man’s aggression and domination and has consequently played the key role in shaping mankind’s history.
And the history of mankind is, quite simply, the history of man. It is the story of his creativity and his daring. It is the story of his strength, his courage, and his invention. Every great idea, great empire, or great undertaking has been the byproduct of man and man alone. History’s great epochs are those in which male domination and male force reigned supreme.
Just as testosterone ordained man’s preeminent role as creator and master of world history, woman’s position was likewise decided by her hormonal predisposition. Estrogen lies at the center of the feminine character, and it is this hormone, says science, that is responsible for woman’s overabundance of emotion and apparent lack of logic. This primary biological difference is the basis of what is commonly referred to as sexual differentiation.
Woman is quick to embrace the concept of sexual/hormonal differentiation when she can use it to her advantage – to explain, for instance, why men are such brutes. But when the same criteria are applied to explain her own shortcomings, she dismisses it as a cruel construct invented by man to discredit her. She is far more comfortable with feelings than with facts. Facts, in her opinion, are made by man in the image of man, to be used against her, to keep her down. When confronted by the cold reality of facts, woman’s emotions fly into a tizzy, and her emotions have no origin in the intellect, or in instinct, or in any sort of observation or deductive reasoning. They are instead a primordial amalgam of overblown hopes and fears, childish fantasies carried to absurd extremes.
As reactions to external realities, her emotions make no apparent sense. Only when recognized as the byproduct of an overwhelming internal reality-that of estrogen-do her emotions and perceptions finally begin to become comprehensible.
In a once – glorious past, woman was a creature without rights, a second – class citizen. In some places, she wasn’t considered a citizen at all – she was property. She was part cook, part whore, part servant, and all child. So what has changed to put woman on an equal footing with man, deserving of the same rights and privileges? Has woman herself changed? Decidedly not. Not in temperament, character, or ability. She is the same creature she has always been, with the sad addition of some rather unflattering conceits.
It is not woman’s advancement in the realm of character which has facilitated her upward mobility – rather, it is man’s loss of character. She has gained ground only because he has lost ground. And why has he lost ground? Because the white male has been bamboozled. He has been shamed into submission and made to feel guilty about his aggression and his will-to-power. But are not aggression and the will-to-power part and parcel of his character, stamped upon his soul by nature itself? Are they not in fact the very things which once ordained his greatness?
Modern woman would have us believe that she has been oppressed by countless centuries of male domination. Can this be true? She would have us believe that her standing was the outcome of some arbitrary bit of whimsy, concocted spitefully by man and imposed maliciously (unfairly!) upon woman.
Was woman forcibly held back by the superior strength and intellect of man, or was she simply in an “inferior” position due to some lack of those qualities within herself? Was it man who chose a second class existence for woman, or was it, in fact, nature? Man sought only to act in accordance with the reality dictated by nature’s wisdom.
Woman, in her bitterness, blamed man for the position in which she found herself. This was surely his doing. He had cruelly cheated her out of all that was rightfully hers. The cad! Allowing her emotions to run wild (as usual), woman blamed man for all the world’s ills, attacking male values at every opportunity. Ironically, it was the collapse and disappearance of male values which permitted woman’s rise to begin with. The “domination” which she so fervently attacked had, for all intents and purposes, long since vanished from public life. The positive, aggressive male values behind every step of upward evolution have been superseded by a soft and passive female ethic.
What can be done to subdue the sickly sway of feminine values? How can we silence the interminable whining of feminism’s sob sisters? In a nutshell: Woman must be put back in her place. Man’s great error was to put woman on a pedestal, when she is far more at ease on her knees - where she belongs. The only way to subdue feminine values is by subduing the female herself. Woman must be reacquainted with truth and force. She must be reacquainted with truth through force.
Since woman is above all an emotional creature, appeals to her “intellect” are worthless. She must be shown in no uncertain terms the absolute nature of the master/slave relationship endemic to the sexes. What plainer way to demonstrate this relationship than the simple act of rape? This primary act reveals beyond a reasonable doubt certain irrefutable verities: Man is taller, woman is smaller. Man is strong, woman is weak. Man is master, woman is not.
The ritual we now call marriage originated as abduction, rape, and enslavement. In those happy-go-lucky days, one’s rights were not mere abstractions based on legislation, but rather the outcome of what could be imposed by physical force alone. Force was recognized as truth in action, and the outcome of force was acknowledged as justice. Although this principle has been widely disavowed, it’s truth is as absolute now as it ever was.
And the only truth a woman is capable of understanding is that which she can feel wholly within the depths of her childlike emotions. At one time, those emotions could be swayed by the sweet notion of romance, but her envy has long since destroyed that. These days, the only way to restore balance between the sexes is by fear and pain. Fear commands respect, and pain demands understanding (read: compliance).
Rape is the act by which fear and pain are united in love. It is the triumph of harmony through oppression.
Rape teaches balance, the natural balance of man=above/woman=below. This balance is a lesson which woman must learn, and only man can teach her.
The only way to teach subjugation is through hands on oppression. And woman must learn subjugation. The only way to teach submission is through active domination. And woman must learn submission. She must be brought down to her natural kneeling position. She must be returned to the bottom, where she’s happiest. Only then may man be happy once more.
If it takes war to reinstate this happiness, then let there be war. Not a war between the sexes, but a war of the sexes, against the pernicious doctrine of sexual equality. And if the chief weapon in this war is rape, then let there be rape. Let there be triumphant male force riding roughshod over woman and her values. Let there be brutal male force instructing and enlightening woman in absolute terms. Each rape is but a battle in a war. And each battle won is but a link in a glorious chain – a chain which will one day be used to keep woman in her naturally ordained place – beneath man.
But enough of talk. The time for words is over. The time for action has come. Now is the time to rise up. Now is the time to go forth. Now is the time to educate. Now is the time to subjugate. Now is the time to dominate. Now is the time to rape. Now is the time to rape. Now is the time to rape. Let the Revolt Against Penis Envy commence. Go forth! Rise up! Rape! Rape! Rape!
Long live oppression!
Long live love!
Long live rape!
Femies On Video Games
- Meninism Men attempt to fight back against feminism and fail. Poorly.
- MRA Men attempt to fight back against feminism and fail. Horribly.
- Questionable logic the only way this can be justified.
- Social Justice
- Avoiding Unwanted Attention
- Bitches (and whores)
- Cotton Ceiling
- Fat Princess - A video game that's already got feminist knickers in a twist.
- Kill it with Fire
- Domestic Violence
- Pinterest Feminazi motivational posters everywhere.
- Politics and the city - A website intended to get women more interested in politics, but which correctly assumes that unless it's pink and fluffy then women won't be interested.
- Rape Checklist
- Vagina dentata - Their ultimate weapon
- Adria Richards
- Anita Sarkeesian - The Rosa Parks of Videogames Feminism.
- Charlotte E. Smith
- Cheryl Abbate puts the "Nazi" in "feminazi"
- Chelsea Clinton
- Cheryl Lindsey Seelhoff
- Dick Masterson - the anti-feminist
- Gail Dines
- Kesha - Further evidence that a well timed rape accusation can be beneficial to one's career.
- Lena Chen - 1) Sucked deancock to get into Harvard. 2) Advocated "Fuck Me" Feminism. 3) Posted her teacher Patrick Hamm's cum on her face (SRSly). 4) Got booted from Harvard. 5) ??? 6) PROFIT!!1
- Lena Dunham - because molesting your sister is feminist.
- Liz Hawryluk
- Mary Bell - Poster girl for the Feminazi cause
- Mikeeusa - a valiant defender of the rights of woman
- Miriam Weeks - aka the Duke Porn Slut (Belle Knox)
- Pinkiepony - The Avril Lavigne of the brony fandom.
- Rebecca Watson - The Empress of Atheism+. Victim of being hit on in a elevator.
- Jess Zimmerman - Wants to kill every man on the planet. Watch out, we got a badass over here
- Zoe Quinn
- Feminist Frequency
- Shakesville - Feminist blog, run by Melissa McEwan, who happens to be fat, unsurprisingly
- SoSuave.net - feminist take on a retarded pick-up advice site
- - The LJ Feminist community.
- rants. - Feminist Rage community, mainly devoted to
- feminazism. - The true center of feminazi thought, the last redoubt of pure and unabashed
- Maddox debunks feminism
- boo hoo he fucked me and now he never calls, feminazis attack
- Christian heroes expose feminism.
- Kathy Fire - MOTHERRAGE The Feminist National Anthem --You're long overdue for your hour of castration!!
- TSR sexist thread started by a butthurt femenazi bitch that needs to STFU
- MOAR FEMENAZI RANTING! THE BUTTHURT CONTINUES!!!!1!11!
- Feel free to troll the shit out of this whore...
- Typical Feminist Website
- Feminists Trying too hard
- More Failure: a group promoting "Lesbian Supremacy"
- Pray Hillary into Office Still there as of December 2009
- Troll or SRS BSNS? The Feminazi Agenda
- Tons of videos by random Britfag exposing the bullshit of Feminism
- Why Feminism is FAIL, explained
- http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=Auy90HPmVJEzxyqVJbAo0ywjzKIX;_ylv=3?sid=396545307 'Gender and Women's Studies' - a feminazi propaganda category on the website 'Yahoo! Answers'. Much lulz ensues.
- http://web.archive.org/web/20141222120330/http://thepunditpress.com/2014/12/17/the-guardian-author-all-men-should-be-murdered/ - brb, slaughtering all men
- http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/dec/16/ban-men-2014-women-misandry - MEN ARE SCUM, KILL THEM ALL
- "This blog exists to support liberatory collectivist activism that is anti-patriarchy, anti-colonialism, and anti-capitalism. It also seeks to center the experiences, theories, and agendas of radical and feminist women of color." - not a parody. Sample: "Thank goodness he was caught doing such vile violence (vile-lence) to her. Sexual violence has a long raced, classed history in Amerikkka, against women white and Black, Brown, and Indigenous."
- In an effort to combat 'mansplaining', a phenomenon in which men talk down to womben as if wummin are incapable of thinking for themselves, a hotline has been set up in Sweden so that strong independent womyn who are experiencing such pernicious Patriarchal patronising can be told the best way to respond to it.
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AND NOW... the punchline: You know how sometimes women just want to have a good old moan, and aren't expecting you to do anything, and then once they've offloaded they are quite happy again, until the next time they want to whinge to someone? Congratulations: you understand how to react to feminism.