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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Featherfag
Featherfags are a little-known sub-fandom of furfaggotry that all wish they could stick their dicks in an ostrich, but know they legally can’t, so they just fap to their own shitty art of what they think an ostrich should look like. One of the specific traits involving their art is their affinity for drawing their characters with human sexy bits. Due to thinking about nothing but sexy pigeon ass, these birdfuckers haven't realized that birds have no breasts. This should be no surprise, as all furries have failed 9th grade biology.
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Another strange addition that stems from their aspergers is when they draw the birds WITHOUT FEATHERS. This goes for furshitters as well when they draw their creatures to have nothing but shiny colored skin. It looks ridiculous. Featherfags are notorious for their complete lack of knowledge when it comes to the anatomy of their beloved animals. They draw their Creations with feet that are only human feet but colored differently, their hands are sometimes made out of feathers, or they’re just drawn without wings at all. Put these awful excuses for “art style” together and you get a human with red or blue skin and a beak. They see no problem with such a design. How the fuck could you call a character without wings, feathers or talons a fucking BIRD? Similar to how all furries are obsessed with pokemon and how all bronies are to ponies, featherfags' favorite targets are Falco from starfox and Mordecai from The Regular Show.
When exploring the gallery of a typical featherfag, one should expect the following:
- a human body with a bird head tacked on
- Bird tits
- "feathers" that resemble fur or skin
- porn of even the most hideous of bird species.
*Retch* Gallery
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Wow! such amazing art skills!
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Here come the pain...
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An example of the aforementioned feather/winglessness.
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The person that made the tumblr page where most of these come from said that they were recently put in an institution. I can see why.
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Of course there had to be BDSM in there sooner or later...
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Not even the Pokemon are safe.
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The gay porn was sure to show up soon as well.
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It wouldn't be faggotry without a little rape...
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Featherfag genderbending transformation fetish.
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Moar gay feather smut.
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EVEN MOAR!
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This was # 271 in a 1,000,000 photo gallery! You couldn't MAKE this shit up if you tried!
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What the fuck is that?!
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Look at it, sick fuck, LOOK AT IT!
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Some shitty excuse for a fursona.
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The end result.
Another reaction from a bird reading this article.
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Stay the fuck away from brazil.
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Damn, those featherfucks really like bukake...
A featherfag's version of a dildo.
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A featherfucker's wet dream.
WTF?!
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She's got those dark, dark secrets, and those green, green eyes...
It's even done in the style of My Little Pony...Be vewy, vewy afwaid.
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Most likely something Gegabyte would fap to...
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Yet another reason to hate 4chan.
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- Sonic's feather bitch.jpg
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Rather tame compared to everything else...
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For the love of god! Just kill yourselves already.
How to troll
- invite them to KFC
- Tell them that a bird's beak can inflict as much damage as a dog bite [1]
- Post pictures of dead birds
See also
- Furfag
- Sonic
- My little pony
- Sick fuck
- Dying alone
- You're a bird
- 4chan
- bestiality
- Pokémon
- Otherkin
- Shitty art
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