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Fat Girl Angle Shot
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Fat girl angle shot is a title given to a photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons, etc. The most over the top symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.
Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.
This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "LiveJournal head tilt", which we also see used on a variety of other social networking sites.. All these girls have, man, is just a bunch of misleading thumbnails.
See also BBWchan (where they want more than just a fat girl angle shot) and Hot or Not (where FGAS techniques are perfected).
Contents
Technique
If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.
- Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
- Always blast the contrast way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.
- ADD FILTERS! They make you deep
- Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
- If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
- Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.
Prime Examples
- Fatgirlangletits are not enuf1.jpg
WITH FGAS...
WITHOUT!
- Fgaslol1.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- Fgaslol2.jpg
WITHOUT!
- Coreman.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- 10112007998.jpg
WITHOUT!
- Mystform.JPG
WITH FGAS...
- Heather.JPG
WITHOUT!
- Fat4.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- Fat5.jpg
WITHOUT!
WITH FGAS...
WITHOUT!
- Fatgirlangle.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- Fatgirlangle2.jpg
WITHOUT!
- Bef.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- Aft.jpg
WITHOUT!
- Fgas kw 1.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- Fgas kw 2.jpg
WITHOUT!
- Pearchan25.jpg
WITH FGAS...
- Pearchan24.jpg
WITHOUT!
FGAS + Cropping
Victims of the FGAS, and how to overcome the shame
Typically, victims of the FGAS wind up having sex with the fat girl in the picture, either because of hard liquor or their growing tired of fapping to the "Big Tits" series. Either way, after the deed is done (typically involving spelunking for a lost condom), the FGAS victim is ripe for ridicule and spirited jabs.
For the victim, there is a choice. They can either keep fucking fat chicks, or they can better themselves by learning the tells of the FGAS and avoiding such situations in the future. Such tips are:
- In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts? Then she's a fatty.
- Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm? Then she's a fatty.
- Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background? Yep. Fatty.
Gallery of Whales
- Megansample3b.jpg
She never shows her body from all that angle.
- Chinchan1.jpg
Chin Chan can remove ALL her chins.
- FGAS Boobs.jpg
- Ohdeargod.jpg
A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.
She's doing it wrong.
- Doinitwrong.jpg
How to do it wrong
- Thinks she's sexy.jpg
Classic she's doing it wrong
- Noway.jpg
These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
- Fat bitch cow moo.JPG
Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
- Fat2.jpg
Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
- GotTheAngles.JPG
Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
- Synnerg.jpg
Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill you.
- Disappearingdoublechin.JPG
Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
- Hamdemon.jpg
Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
- NiceTry.jpg
If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
- FattyMcFatFat.jpg
This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
- Multiple fat girl.jpg
Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
- Pixelbeeangle.jpg
PixelBeeProductions looking slightly less obese than usual.
- IM001185 jpg.jpg
Nice try, but no ...
- 1229913426 l.jpg
Ah, the camera pointing up technique
- Gutty.jpg
Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
no way to do it rite?
- Fatarmemo.jpg
Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
- Fat4b.jpg
Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further.
Wrong again.
- OldFatWhore.jpg
She looks a lot better from this angle. Srsly Guys
- Girlmechafatgirl.jpg
A typical fat girl angle shot of Girlmecha.
- Human Iceberg.jpg
A textbook case of doin it rong
- Fat girl angle2.JPG
Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
- Fatgirlfacebook.jpg
Girls of Facebook '08.
- Photo102-2.jpg
This is actually BBW, not an angle shot
- Manateechan.jpg
Manatee-chan, latest employer of this technique.
- Fatgirlon4chan.png
Fat girl in the wild.
Esachasa tried... maybe..
- TTT Collar.JPG
What a lazy fat bastard.
- Wrongagain.jpg
wrong way again.
Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Thenfanskrystal.jpg
Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
Nice try...
- FatGirlandherFGAS.JPG
Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
Look at that arm fat...tasty
- FGAS 002.jpg
She's asking for it... a twinkie
- It'smeltingggg.jpg
Classic example, complete with saggy tits
- MingleFGAS.jpg
Beware, Online daters
Body Type: Pear
- Myspace Angle.JPG
- Myspace Meatspace.jpg
- FGAS4.jpg
- MasterofAngleShot1.jpg
- Fattyangleshot.jpg
- FGASwrong.jpg
- Myspace lisa horror piggy.jpg
- Bad fat girl angle.jpg
- FatgirlAngleshot.jpg
- FatgirlMyspace.jpg
- FGAS3.jpg
- FGAS1.jpg
- FGAS2.jpg
- FGAS5.jpg
- FGAS Doin Rong.jpg
- FGASohnoes.jpg
- Fat girl camera angle.jpg
- Fatgirlangle.png
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- Camwhore
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- Girl Drama
- Girlvinyl
- Hambeast
- Man The Harpoons
- MeganSpeaks - Got really fat from all that attention whoring.
- Stephenie Meyer - Even the mainstream media endorses this technique.
- Pear Chan - A prime example of Fat Girl Angle Shot.
- Queen Kong
- Internet disease
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