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Fandom Secrets
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Just as normal bourgeois citizens confess their banal stories of lonely and failure to PostSecret, Otaku and Wapanese send their own, far more pathetic, tales to the Livejournal community fandomsecrets.
What is Fandom Secrets made of?
- 28% of the secrets are about how two lesbians roleplaying yaoibuttsex fall in love with each other.
- 12% consists of lesbians getting dumped by their yaoibuttsex RP girlfriends.
- The rest are heart-wrenching confessions about how two characters in some anime thing didn't end up together, or how a character died and it made the poster cry for weeks, or something equally lame, or how someone wants to screw a character whose name they picked out of a hat for the lulz.
A Lonely Existence
Every single post in there was written from the depths of a lightless basement on a keyboard sticky with crumbs, tears, and grease.
The comments for each posted secret are even worse, if such a thing is possible, and it has been established that each Moderator there is likely to be a cunty elitist asshole (scroll down) and possibly even bisexual. Very bisexual. This caused much Internet drama, Lulz and Wank. One of the mods and the resident pedo of the secret LB organization have even been rumored to be canon and were a very popular pairing at this OTP meme. But they're not actually a gay couple, since they're both just fangirls roleplaying yaoi because none of the boys in their high school will date them. Clearly an example of bad breeding and failure.
Unknown to most, although the community is supposedly run by three 16 year old girls, fandomsecrets is in fact run by a shady internet organization known as "LB." Any members that voice dissent about either the moderators' opinions or how the community is run are either quickly silenced, gangbanged into submission, or made offers they can't refuse. And by means of ridiculously vague "rules" regarding what secrets are and are not posted, this organization of drooling fangirls suppresses all secrets that might possibly go against the gay agenda.
Idiots are prone to calling it fandom_secrets when there really is no underscore. Putting in the underscore will take you to an even shittier copycat community that nobody joined but the mod's friends. It got changed to tv_secret once the mod realized how stupid they were for not checking before creating the community.
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Lol, peer pressure.
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Bieber Father and Son
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Gay pedophilia is absolutely beautiful...
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...and straight pedophilia is Canon.
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Amazing
Star Trek Gender Blender
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Do it cunt!
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You will never look at Warhammer the same way again.
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I have no words.
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fap fap fap
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He is one of us!
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It's a little known fact that FTMs are ravenous scavengers.
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Lol, suicide
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Gaston, no!
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Tell Jesus to get off of /m/ and do something useful.
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WoW stupidity
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But what about the teeth?
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lol gays
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sick fuck
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Real humor comes from dead babies, but never rape.
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Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto sneaks onto Fandom Secrets.
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Lol, childhood.
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Fuck no
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Lol, death.
JohnOfE posts a secret.
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Ship wars did Pearl Harbor.
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Fans in this fandom?
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Car fucker
That's it exactly.
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Disgusting
What song goes with Mudkip/Pedobear?
No, son, we want to watch...
Women will fuck anything.
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No friends
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Wow. Good job.
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Yu-Gi-Oh stopped you from committing suicide? I hate you, 4Kids.
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Incest, it's awwwwright.
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Lol, car-fetishism.
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An insight into the motivation of a grown man who wants to have sex with pastel-colored cartoon horses from a show for little girls - it's all to get back at grown women who want to have sex with transforming robots from a show for little boys!
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Furries
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in
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MY
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Secret Posts?!
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...... This breaches an entirely new level of 'sad and pathetic'.
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Look for this failure at your local Wendy's.
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Scout rape.
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Your mom ships it!
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PERFECT man.
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Another PERFECT man.
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Cosplay = OMG SO ATTRACTIVE
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Weird crush even by furry standards ...
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CANON
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The musicians would surely love to know that people fap to their work.
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Random animated dude made me feel better!
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You know you suck when even your grandma writes bad slash porn.
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Your usual Yaoi fangirl.
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HAHA FAIL
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Because it takes a lot of will to move your lips up if your face is that heavy!
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The epitome of pathetic shipping.
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WAT
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Slash fans know NO bounds.
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Not obsessed, I swear!
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I'm not irrational! I just want a random cartoon character to die SO MUCH!
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OHSHI-
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Kids these days!
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Good idea actually.
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Homer the hero!
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PROTIP: HE IS A MAN
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Handshipping!
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A tartlet finally getting some brain. YES, YOU SUCK
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The Unknown Autobot posts a secret.
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It does that for all of us, anon. For all of us.
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... wat?
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An animu girl is just TOO AWESOME.
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Chipmunk singing is hawt.
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I luv u mario <333
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Haha.
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I'M PROUD THAT I HATE ELVES
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DON'T SHIT OUT BABIES.
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Why isn't there any porn of that Mark Twain, you bastard!
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Fuck off Twain, Lewis Carroll is more bishie.
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Take that, weeaboos.
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Well of course ... That's SO interesting ...
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Centipede in my TF2?
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You are.
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In China, dinosaurs rape you.
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They really share their most intimate secrets.
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X-files lol
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SRS BZNZ
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Transformers slash?
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Ernest Borgnine is 94, you know.
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Someone has never seen a real court case.
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Fandom Secrets gives you a new perspective on life doesn't it?
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See Also
- Fandom
- Anime
- Otaku
- Fanfic
- Slash
- TV Tropes, another big fandom cesspool where sexual fetishes with fictional characters are discussed with impunity.
- Viagra
- Edward_Elric
Links
- Fandom Secrets LJ community
- Thread on Portal of Evil discussing this
- LB members
- random lulz
- Stupid LJ Secrets lulzapalooza
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Fandom Secrets is part of a series on Visit the Anime Portal for complete coverage. |
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Fandom Secrets is part of a series on Visit the LiveJournal Portal for complete coverage. |
| Featured article January 13, 2008 | ||
| Preceded by Bucky Bunny |
Fandom Secrets | Succeeded by Corey Worthington |
| Featured article June 4, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by White Knighting |
Fandom Secrets | Succeeded by Black Metal |
| Featured article May 11 & 12, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by Scientology |
Fandom Secrets | Succeeded by Redneck |
