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    Falcon Punch

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    Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
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    Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.

    A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

    How To Falcon Punch

    A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

    Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

    1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

    2. Thrust fist forward while also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

    3. ????

    4. PROFIT

    Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

    Example Videos

    The Anime
    A Hypothetical Simulation of a Falcon Punch Collision
    Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick
    Falcon Punching a Building
    Ash Ketchum Version
    Halo K.O.
    Fallout Edition
    Death Note Punch vs Kick
    Lucas Getting Pwnched

    Falcon Gallery

    Punch Gallery About missing Pics
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    See Also

    Other Fight Moves:

    Related Articles:

    External Links

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