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    Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

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    Ben Stein is catering to the target audience and graffiting what appears to be writing on an already illiterate school. Dressed like a schoolboy to attract his target audience, catholic priests.
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    If only jews weren't so damn cheap.

    Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed is an Abrahamic propaganda piece clumsily masquerading as a pseudo-documentary, created by the known semite and painfully unfunny opportunist "comedian," Ben Stein. While the film is somewhat lulzy in the spirit of Epic Fail Guy, it is mostly mind fuckery and contains a level of self-affirming denial that almost rivals that of a furry convention. The title is profoundly indicative of both the film's content and the NO U war waged ceaselessly by deluded fundies and smugfag atheists alike. A telling display of the producers' desire to recruit rather than educate was that "leader's guides" were disseminated to steer post-screening discussion toward prefab talking points. In a cruel twist of fate, the poor bastards suckered into viewing the film's tirade against education had to sit through a makeshift classroom lesson afterwards. Hypocrisy, thy name is jew.

    Trolling, Jesus Style

    Apparently, scientists are discriminating against hicks everywhere by denying them access to God's Own Truth™ when teaching biology and cosmology. Foolish enough to believe in some kind of holocaust, they claim it was caused by "Darwinism," along with Stalinism and jock itch. It'll make you want to burn down churches while aborting your fifth biracial pregnancy.

    PZ Myers along with his BFF Richard Dawkins went to see a private screening of the film as they were both in it, and in an absolute twist of irony, Myers was kicked out of the movie and then blogged about it.

    Expelled flopped in theaters, making something like 4 million dollars over 3 weekends, which is not a profit when you take marketing and distribution costs into account. The makers of the movie are now getting desperate and pleading with their loyal fans to go watch the movie again and again and again and again and again.

    OMG SCIENCE DID WTC

    Ben Stein decided that science is responsible for all bad things evar. He has been quoted as saying:

    When we just saw that man, I think it was Mr. Myers, talking about how great scientists were, I was thinking to myself the last time any of my relatives saw scientists telling them what to do they were telling them to go to the showers to get gassed … that was horrifying beyond words, and that’s where science — in my opinion, this is just an opinion — that’s where science leads you.

    Never mind that extremely pious people crashed passenger jets into buildings and bomb abortion clinics.

    According to Stein, science is a business comparable to market brokerage, which is why it's called "big science" in the same context of "big business". A scientist who spent his life savings on grad school is as greedy as Lyor Cohen, and schools that don't base their curricula on Abrahamic myths are violating your civil rights.


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