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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
—Anno's reaction to EGF
Evageeks.org (often called Evafags or Evafaggots by fans) is a clusterfuck-gay-nazi-jewish-lesbian-pedo-pussy forum dedicated to autism and Nen Geneshit Evanjellyun. it is well-known among other animu fags because they don't really know what the fuck do they talk about and they end up fapping their shit to Assuka Langely Sorryu or random blue-haired dicks and utterly abused waifus.
- 1 Categories
- 1.1 Evageeks.org News and Feedback
- 1.2 The Editorium
- 1.3 Evangelion Chit-Chat
- 1.4 Evangelion D33P Discussion
- 1.5 Rebuild of Emojellyon/Fucktards complaining about Rebuild
- 1.6 Fandom Area
- 1.7 Everything Else Evanjellyon
- 1.8 Completely and Utterly Off-Topic
- 1.9 Eva Graveyard: Where dramafags, cum, useless weaboo faggotry N BLAH BLAH BLAH MLAH MLAH MLAH is put to rest
- 2 How to get banned
- 3 How to get unbanned
- 4 Evafags gallery
These are the D33P categories you can find in this cum
Evageeks.org News and Feedback
Important site and forum bullshit, suicide announcements, and feedfuck goes here. This is where everyone complains about the shitty server with mods or admins. This section used to be called "The EGF attention whoring section dedicated to admins who started this forum and made its server straight from the toilet paper which they used to clean their shitty asses with".
Popular threads in this section are:
- ZOMFG TEH COLCK IS 0.0000001 FUCKING SECONDS AHEAD PLZ FIX THIZ NAO
- I CANT FAP 2 MAH GAY BOYFRIEND AVATAR CUZ DEY DUN SHOW UP
- TDSA IS A FAGGOT
- TDSA IS A BIG FAGGOT
- TDSA IS THE BIGGEST FAGGOT
- REICHU IS A SLUT
- I CANT STAY LOGGED IN OH SHIT I FORGOT TO CHECK THE BOX
For discussion of and submissions for the EvaFags Wikipedophilia and gay marriage Commentary. Open to all faggots. Nobody gives a fuck about this section cuz there are enuf cocks to suck already.
This is a forum for autistic retarded discussion of Evanjellyun. Topics like "HOW LONG IS SHINJIS COCK?" or "WHICH EVA HAS THE LARGEST VAGINA?" belong here. This is the most populated category after the off-topic because members are faggots and don't even know what the fuck is an on-topic thread. The most interesting threads are
- The Image porn thread
- My dog watched Evanjellyun, what should I do?
- Rei Ayasuckmydick > Assuka Sorryu > Homo-Shinji
- Which character from NGE do you wish to fap to?
- Assuka is a whore
- How many holes do Evas have?
Evangelion D33P Discussion
—Quote of some random faggot who regretted about his gay life because he wasted all his childhood to get raped every day by his lesbian sister. Yeah we know
This section is only for serious
business D33P shits about Emojellyun and features the most autistic kind of posters every day. This is the best place for trolling nerdy raging Evafags with retarded threads like:
- Which one has the biggest boobs, Assuka or Rei?
- Which one has the biggest cock, Gendo or Kaji?
- I LIEK TEH TV ENDING EVN MOAR BETTER CUZ ITS SO FUNNEY REI LUVZ COCKZ LULZ
- Where can I get Evajellyun hentai rule 34 doujinshi porn 4 free?
- Who's worse in bed, your mom or Shinji's mom?
Rebuild of Emojellyon/Fucktards complaining about Rebuild
What's the point of making an Evanjellyun forum without the Rebuild section? As suggested in the title this section's most popular topics are:
- DURR DURR EVANJELLYON Q 3.0 SUCKZ!!!!1!!!
- I GUN FUCKN KILL U ANNO I H8 REBUILD!!!!
- WTF IS WRONG WTH ASSUKA N MARI R THEY LESBIAN?!
- NEEDS MOAR MARI RULE 34 DICK ADDITION FANSERVICE
- Q IS GAY AS FUCK N KAORUW N SHINJI R HOMOS N DEY MAEK SEX ERRD4Y
- MARI IZ UZELEZZ BITCH Y U NO NEED THIS EVA FCK ANNO
- Q NEEDS MOAR PEN PEN PENGUIN PORN
The place where everyone posts their own wet dream fanfiction about characters of the animu; if you really posted in this section from now on you have the official license to name your nigga's dick, cut it with your fucking scissor and fuck your own mother inside your Evajellyun unit suck-my-dick.
Everything Else Evanjellyon
There you can pretend to be whoever you want
HAI IMMA AMANDA WINN LEE LULZ LULZ LULZ EGF Y U NO BELIEV ITS ME FUCK U ALL and troll Evafaggots whenever you want because that's what they really want, a dick in their big hole filled with shit.
Completely and Utterly Off-Topic
The place where Evafags love to talk about how gay their lifes are, pretending to be a
whiny homo Oedipus-complex dick bitch autistic boy Shinji Ikari and dreaming of sucking a big huge black nazi cock someday or either talking about any other overhyped fucking shit ecchi animu like HOLY FUCKING DOG SHIT KILL LA KILL! SHITGEKI NO KYOJIN N BOKU NO PICO!!!!!!!1 By their own wiseness they learned to stick their small dicks in their fucking disk drives and decided to make a new video game section cuz they enjoy so much vibrators than anything else.
Where dramafags, cum, useless weaboo faggotry N BLAH BLAH BLAH MLAH MLAH MLAH is put to rest
YA HEARD DA MODS This is the only section where suicide attempts, pedo material, admin's porn, off-topic shitpost gets locked because admins are too busy playing with their microscopic dicks and finding a good treatment to increase their size to lose virginity at the young age of 70.
How to get banned
- Post anything related to 4Chan
- Post spoilers to troll Evanjellyun nerds
- Pretend to be
Justin BieberAnno and tell them they're a bunch of dickheaded bitches
- Say that EVA is for retarded homo kids
- Derail every thread you find on the forum
- Post Rule 34 or pics of your cock in the Evanjellyon's Pic thread
- Find every Sailor Moon fan on the forum and tell them they're the biggest whores in existence
- Make a thread about dat comatose scene
- Tell EGF you found a camrip of Enajellyon 4.0 and you're going to give it to them only if they'll show you a huge pic of their mom's vagina.
How to get unbanned
You FINK EGF admins are the most sophisticated faggots in the world and there's no way to come back to troll those fucktards? Grab a fucking fuckware to hide your IP and use a proxy server to make as many accounts as you want!!!!1!! admins will never even notice that faggot it's you even if you register to the forum with the same username!!!1!!!!1
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