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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
A hairy Greek, who, according to , is actually "a turk and should get down with that love rather than burning his dorm down while making gyros or moussakka." is obsessed with min_baro, on whom he has a childish, hair-pulling crush. Ehxigisis is his way of showing his devotion to her.
His childish hair-pulling is further aggravated by the fact that the object of his attention seems to not care of his LJ slanders, and by the fact that despite his constant slander, she has been made a maintainer at the community.
This has resulted in him mentioning banned from the community for breaking the "don't be a jerk" rule, this swarthy turd-burglar has since stated his ambition:every chance he gets, no matter how flimsy the excuse. He also attacks anyone who agrees with or tries to discuss the posts she makes to the community. Now
—Eurisko, standing up for free speech
His image of self grandeur does not stop there. In fact, he is so sure of his influence over LJ Land that this apparently seasoned troll has even posted a message to the LJ Abuse team on his user info:
—Eurisko, conducting serious business
He has so far made four sock puppets ( , , , and ) to harass the maintainers of , and will no doubt make more to prove his maturity, or lack thereof, to LJ Land.
He is currently sitting in the corner of a dark room, rubbing his hands, chuckling maniacally and waiting for's downfall:
—Eurisko, with unrealistic expectations
He has even dedicated his new sock puppetto her.
Eurisko97 has expressed an interest in anal sex by revealing his desire to anally rape people until their anuses are bleeding. Since he currently cannot do that, he is currently satisfied in merely revelling in his "obvious intellectual supiriority", which includes spending hours searching through web archives in an attempt to dig up dirty laundry on his "enemies", particularly, as if anyone were surprised.
In his blackmailing brilliance, he has apparently found out that purelily) -- this despite the fact that someone else was responsible for uploading said picture, since herself refuses to even accidentally gaze at any mugshots of the hairy Greek.used to have a slight crush on a professor who (according to her own open admission) "walks like he's got a big fat WET maxipad inbetween his legs". One wonders what other startling discoveries he will make next. This attempt at blackmailing is supposedly in retaliation for the use of his mugshot, of which he demands: "remove my copyrighted material, or I shall resort to using yours" (ala
Having finally learned about the concept of a Sock Puppet Account, he has apparently taken the liberty of personally deleting, , and . According to him:
—Eurisko, who likes them with milk
That said, he intends to create another sock puppet (which he prefers to call "dogs") to troll (for which he uses the phrase "participating in Discourse") the community from which he has been banned. He also expects to be banned, again.
Further Update: Space Aliens!
Utilizing advanced tin-foil technology, he has apparently succeeded in preventing the Evil Space Aliens from realizing that he has finally found their weakness:
—Eurisko, giddy with power
It is uncertain as to what this weakness is, as he seems leery of publishing his discovery online, for fear of dooming the Earth to an eternity of domination by non-anthropologist life forms.
Tidbits and Impressions
- holds a degree in anthropology, unlike Eurisko97, who is demanding that only people with degrees post in . Therefore, gaelfarce's claim that Eurisko97 is "a turk and should get down with that love rather than burning his dorm down while making gyros or moussakka," holds more weight than Eurisko97's claim that he is a Greek.
- Eurisko97's pet peeve, asides from min_baro, is pop culture, of which he seems to be ignorant. This is demonstrated by the fact that he constantly refers to min_baro as a goth, when in fact, she is a patchouli stinking hippie.
- A word from , who also holds a degree in anthropology, to Eurisko97: 'ti epathe? then mpories na vries to boutso?'(which roughly transalated means: what happened? cant find your cock?).
- According to , Eurisko97 is "kind of like the serial killer who screams 'i did it! i am the GENIUS!... why are you arrestng me? can't you see how great i am? hey! get your hands off me!'"
- Believes that he knows the Bible better than the people who authored it. Attempted to translate the opening passage of St John's Gospel with words that weren't in the Greek. Claimed that he knows Koine Greek better than anybody else, meaning that he is able to write translations as they - and I quote - "were meant to be translated".
- Has allegedly been so desperate as to have had to date people suffering from internet disease and morbid obesity. Further information may follow....
- Smells like onions and gyrotrash.