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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

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    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot



    Enzyte

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    Smilin' Bob, whose visage hides a deep, dark secret.
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    The man behind the mask.
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    Seriously, guys believed that shit?

    Enzyte is an herbal supplement that Smilin' Bob says gave him a bigger penis. Its creator, Steven Warshak, got his whole family involved in a scheme to rob lonely virgins with small penises of their parents' money by charging their credit cards over and over again and never letting them cancel a monthly subscription for that shit, which is made of win. After racking in 500 million they sadly all got caught by the FBI and in 2006 he was told to give up his ill-gotten gains and got 25 years: The original article is gone, but you get the picture here.


    Kind of looks like the Trololo guy amirite?

    Rule 34 with Bob

    (None, as of now) (You dumb ass, there are no exeptions)

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    Enzyte is part of a series on

    Sex

    Visit the Sex Portal for complete coverage.

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    Enzyte is part of a series on

    Trolls

    Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.