Encyclopedia Dramatica:XOTN

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This script was created because we know you are lazy.

JavaScript

Copypasta the JavaScript below into an HTML document and view in your browser. Be sure .html is used for the file extension.

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN'
            'http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd'>
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv='Pragma' content='no-cache'>
<meta http-equiv='expires' content='0'>
<meta content='text/html; charset=utf-8' http-equiv='content-type'>
</head>
<body>
<script type='text/JavaScript'>
var months = ["", "January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December"]; // yes, I know. Piss off.
var date = new Date ();
var year = date.getFullYear();
var month = date.getMonth () + 1;
var days = new Date (year, month, 0).getDate ();
var votn = "";
var potn = "";
var aotn = "";
var qotn = "";
month = months[month];
for (day = days; day > 0; day--) {
   votn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + " - ]]<br />";
   potn += "File:Hello POTN.jpg|{{center|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + "]]}}<br />";
   aotn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + "]] - <br />";
   qotn += "*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + "|" + month + " " + day + ", " + year + " - ]]<br />";
}
document.body.innerHTML += "<br />=== Video of the Now ===<br /><br />" + votn;
document.body.innerHTML += "<br />=== Picture of the Now ===<br /><br />" + potn;
document.body.innerHTML += "<br />=== Article of the Now ===<br /><br />" + aotn;
document.body.innerHTML += "<br />=== Quote of the Now ===<br /><br />" + qotn;
</script>
</body>
</html>

Sample Output

Video of the Now

Picture of the Now

Article of the Now

Quote of the Now