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Emma Sulkowicz, who should be better known as Emo Sulkybitch, is yet another in the long line of fine, upstanding young women who claimed to have been raped at college. After filing a complaint against her assailant and being ignored, Sulkowicz decided to instead use her "crippling trauma" to get an easy A in her liberal arts class and started walking everywhere on campus carrying around a mattress, prompting various media appearances and an online protest where college sex bloggers posted their nudes online in what they thought was feminist solidarity but will most likely just be used as blackmail material by future coworkers. The mattress shtick was described as "performance art" and was dubbed "Carry that Weight" in what was meant to symbolize the burden of being a rape victim, but instead now symbolizes the fact that Emma is ready to go any place, any time.
Yes, in a (not so) shocking twist it turned out that, like 98.5% of all rape accusations, it was false. Her alleged abuser is now suing the school, its board of trustees and her art teacher, but sadly not her. Still, the court documents have revealed some interesting things about Emma, like her having herpes, her contacting her "rapist" the day after the "rape" to ask him for more dick, and the fact that the reason she claimed she was raped by him was because he broke up with her after he realized that she's an obsessive stalker that wouldn't stop texting him and literally begging him to fuck her in the ass.
For all this and more, Emma was affectionately dubbed "Mattress Girl".
- 1 Her Story
- 2 Paul Nungesser Speaks Out
- 3 Graduation Day is a bummer for liar Emma Sulkowicz
- 4 Emma goes crazy, makes rape porn sex tape
- 5 Emma Sulkowicz shits on newspaper, calls it art
- 6 December 2015: Newsweek FINALLY reports that Emma Sulkowicz is a lying whore; Emma threatens LOLSUIT
- 7 THE UNTOLD TRUE STORY OF MATTRESS GIRL EMMA SULKOWICZ
- 8 Video
- 9 Gallery
- 10 See Also
- 11 External Links
It all began in the summer of 2012. Emma Sulkowicz was a student at Columbia University, where she met a nice boy named Paul Nungesser. As is typical of a young college couple, the two engaged in sexual intercourse, and as is growing evermore common, the girl afterwards regretted it and claimed rape.
After Emma became obsessed with Paul and wouldn't leave him alone, he ended up telling her to fuck off. As revenge, Sulkowicz went crying to the school claiming she was raped. An investigation was launched, and Nungesser was cleared of any guilt because of an obvious lack of evidence including but not limited to: Emma having no bruises on her body despite saying it was a violent rape, her not going to the police, and the fact she changed her story a million times about who she told about it (raging from "everyone including the police right away" to "no one for months"). Normally, it'd end there, but the appropriately-named Sulkowicz wasn't done with him yet, and started a public campaign about the crisis of campus rape culture. Sulkowicz drew attention to herself by carrying around the dirty, cum soaked mattress from her dorm room in an attempt to both shame her ex boyfriend out of the school, lie big enough that people believe her and she wouldn't have to admit she made the rape up, and get an easy A on her art class.
Her story went viral, as the feminists on social media and their SJW allies in the press quickly elevated Sulkowicz onto a pedestal, making her a national hero, with the fact that the accused man was cleared being only a pesky, minor detail. U.S. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) invited her to attend the State of the Union with her, along with many other media engagements. Again, keep in mind that this was all well after Nungesser had been cleared due to an overwhelming lack of evidence.
Emma convinced her friends to file false reports too
As fake as Emma's story was, there was one thing that lended is some credibility: three other victims.
But there was one thing that all three victims had in common besides being allegedly raped by Paul: They were all part of Emma's sorority.
A close examination of the claims finds flaws in the stories of all 4 accusers.
- At one point in spring 2014 Sulkowicz wrote that she lived in daily terror of encountering her rapist on campus—while another statement she made around the same time shows that she knew he was spending a semester in Europe.
- Prior to her claim that she spoke to a friend the morning after the alleged rape, Sulkowicz had sometimes asserted that she didn’t tell anyone for several months, sometimes that she told a few friends.
- Last fall, Sulkowicz told the Times’ Ariel Kaminer that after filing a police report, she had elected not to pursue criminal charges because the process would be “lengthy” and “too draining.” Now, she tells Bazelon that she stopped talking to investigators because “the police were visiting her apartment unexpectedly.”
- The multiple charges in this instance do not make for a stronger case because they are demonstrably linked to each other;
- What’s more, there is evidence backing Nungesser’s claim that he was targeted for a vendetta based on the belief that he had raped Sulkowicz.
- Nungesser’s freshman-year girlfriend—filed a complaint after talking to Sulkowicz and (in Sulkowicz’s words) delving into their “shared trauma”.
- Her complaint was dismissed for lack of evidence.
- She quickly stopped cooperating with investigators.
- Nungesser’s lawsuit says she claimed she felt obligated to have sex with him, which isn't rape.
- Natalie herself told the Columbia campus magazine that he would often forcefully pin her arms back during sex and that she often cried when they were in bed. She didn't mention that struggled with major depression during their relationship which would explain why she was always crying like a crazy bitch.
"Josie” (outed as Sylvie Krekow)
- The accuser who authored the piece for Jezebel admits that she filed her complaint with the encouragement of a “friend” who told her that Nungesser had been accused of raping another woman.
- That friend was an officer in the Alpha Delta Phi coed fraternity to which Nungesser, Sulkowicz, and Josie all belonged.
- At the time that person was trying to get Nungesser ejected from the ADP residence because of Sulkowicz’s charges (Josie also lived at the house; Sulkowicz did not)/
- Josie’s charge is the only one on which Nungesser was initially found culpable; that finding was later reversed on appeal.
- A second hearing exonerated Nungesser after Josie declined to participate.
- Josie has given somewhat contradictory accounts of her decision to withdraw from the process.
- Among other things, she has repeatedly stressed that she had graduated from Columbia by then, without mentioning that the first hearing also took place months after her graduation in May 2013.
- Even if Josie’s story is true, her complaint hardly corroborates Sulkowicz’s accusation. Sulkowicz is alleging a brutal rape; Josie is alleging a drunken pass frat party. She says that Nungesser followed her upstairs after offering to help restock the bar, then tried to kiss her and pulled her toward him despite her protestations, until she pushed him off and left.
- Josie herself says she did not think of it as “sexual assault” until she heard about the alleged attack on Sulkowicz.
"Adam" (outed as Marcus Hunter)
- According to a leaked internal report by Columbia Title IX investigators, Adam is a highly unreliable complainant.
- Social media records contradicted his version of his interactions with Nungesser and backed Nungesser’s.
- Adam also made bizarrely paranoid claims that Nungesser “retaliated” for his complaint—before the complaint was filed—by sitting too close to him and his friends in class and complimenting a point he had made in a class discussion.
- The document also reveals that Adam first made his allegations to Josie's friend while she was collecting accusations of sexual misconduct against Nungesser in the wake of Sulkowicz’s charge.
- Without explicitly confirming the existence of a vendetta, it notes that “at the time of the Complainant’s initial disclosure, at least several of his close friends … were [seeking] to evict the Respondent from the fraternity house”.
- Adam was a close friend of Natalie’s; Nungesser’s lawsuit also alleges he is a close friend of Sulkowicz’s.
- There is nothing indicating Paul is gay.
Emma's claims were unreliable so she and a friend of her's who was trying to kick Paul out of the sorority house convinced two chicks and some dude to lie about him raping them. But, since their lies were as unconvincing as those made by Sulkowicz herself, all charges were dropped. The participants were an angry ex with psychological problems, some hoe who he hit on at a part and a crazy, gay, sjw white knight that hilariously joined in (despite having nothing to do with any of this) and accused Paul or precognition.
When many people didn't believe Emma's lies and cited the evidence proving she's making the whole thing up, officers of the "Columbia University Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention" made up their own support hashtaf #TheresNoPerfectVictim where they posted nude photos in solidarity, including: Anna Ho MBA 2016, Stephanie Schreiber MBA 2016, Melissa Szobota, Zoe Yang MBA 2016 (pictured), and Marci Zimmerman.
The hashtag was hardly used and was mostly lurked by people looking for something to fap to.
Paul Nungesser Speaks Out
During the media feeding frenzy, Nungesser initially laid low, the man believing in his youthful naïveté that the media would eventually dig a little deeper on the skank's story. However, after seeing his lying accuser become a nationally celebrated figure, Nungesser finally had enough, and decided it was time to give her a metaphorical raping.
Nungesser went to the media and released many e-mails between Sulkowicz and him. The e-mails, sent after the alleged rape had occured, showed that despite Sulkowicz's claim to have "suffered in silence" and to have been "shattered", that "silence" apparently didn't apply to the man who had supposedly did the deed.
—A clearly heartbroken Sulkowicz works up the courage to contact the man who raped her.
Nungesser unsuccessfully tried to get his reputation back, with it now being abundantly clear that this woman lied about the assault. But that’s not a compelling story for SJWs, and it remains doubtful anyone will be inviting Nungesser to the next big shindig in D.C. As a result, Nungesser filed a lawsuit against Columbia for failing to stop her campaign of harassment of him, and indeed, actively participating in it. Included in the filing were numerous Facebook private messages between the two, and among these was this memorable phrase, which caused extreme butthurt in the social justice crowd which had been supporting her:
Nungesser Sues Columbia
On April 23, 2015, news broke that Paul Nungesser is suing Columbia University, for essentially sponsoring Sulkowicz's mattress misinformation campaign. Nungesser, a German citizen, claims his reputation and job prospects have been ruined by the little liar. Hopefully Nungesser will receive the compensation he deserves from Columbia.
The complaint, filed against Columbia University, Jon Kessler, Lee Bollinger, board of trustees for "sposorship" of Sulkowicz's rape allegations and performance art piece, in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, can be viewed here. The complaint contains numerous lulz at halfbreed whore Sulkowicz's expense:
Graduation Day is a bummer for liar Emma Sulkowicz
On May 19, 2015, Emma's graduation day, she tried to go on stage with her mattress still in hand and was greeted with a series of LULZy consequences...
College President Refuses to Fuck Emma Sulkowicz in the butt
—Columbia President, Not wanting to catch Emma Sulkowicz's scorching herpes.
—Emma, on how she got PTSD.
Emma Sulkowicz posters splattered across campus (MOAR in Gallery)
But being snubbed by the school's administration wasn't where the fun ended. On the same day, the streets around town were flooded with posters of her and Lena Dunham.
A twitter account called took responsibility and has been flooding twitter with pictures of his/her handiwork, as well as futile effort by white knights to tear the posters down (there are too many). When accused of harassing Emma by doing this and the people taking down the signs by taking pictures, FakeRape responded exactly the way Emma did when she was accused of lying and harassing people, saying it was "an art project".
In a hilarious turn of events, Lena found out about this and came to Emma's... rescue (?)
She voiced her support of Sulkowicz, but that just means Emma now has the support of an incestuous child molester.
Emma goes crazy, makes rape porn sex tape
—Emma Sulkowicz, Begging for another slap
Mocked and humiliated and no longer getting attention, Emma, in a Britney Spears meltdown, decided to make an art project sex tape. (If video does not load, you can rape your eyes here.) The website address is a reference to Michel Foucault, which not only means Emma is crazy, but a pretentious art student in need of a backhand as well as a slap.
The video is preceded by a wall of text explaining that it isn't a reenactment of the fake rape (probably for legal reasons since it clearly is, including a faked timestamp of the day of the non-rape), you should not watch it for "the wrong reasons", and if you do, then you are literally raping Emma. This was done in a pathetic attempt to mask the fact she's just a crazy slut who likes it when people look at her naked and is getting off to the thought of people jerking it to the tape was the only real reason she made it.
In the actual video you get to watch Emma with her blue hair, flat ass, nonexistent tits, boney frame and unshaved vagina as she gets fucked by some pale, fat dude that has a tiny dick who was the only one willing to touch her ugly ass. Emma sucks his dick (if it was rape, why would she do that?) and soon after gets choked and slapped by him, a few times, because she was actually begging for it as she mounts a feeble attempt at resistance, indicating she's actually enjoying it. He then sticks it in her pooper and eventually busts his load after less than 4 minutes. The guy then leaves, Emma pretends to cry, then gets up and spends the next 4 minutes making her bed without putting her clothes on so you can watch her some more (she wraps herself in a towel but then immediately regrets it because she wants you to watch).
On June 5, her site blurred the timestamp on their copy of her sex tape, possibly to avoid a lawsuit. The mirror at Slutload still has the uncensored version, with the August 27, 2012 timestamp... the date of her alleged assault.
Since we can't put the entire video here, we made some gifs for your enjoyment. You shouldn't feel guilty about fapping to them because Emma the nympho exhibitionist is probably doing the same thing. Only feel guilty that you're wanking it to a chick that looks like a dude.
Mommy Psychiatrist(!) Sandra Susan Leong praises Emma's porno, enables daughter's Histrionic/Borderline Personality Disorder
You'd think, at this point, the 'rents Drs. Kerry J. Sulkowicz and Sandra Susan Leong might be backing away from their earlier libel of Paul Nungesser and Columbia University. You might think they'd be calling for an intervention for Emma's raging Histrionic and/or Borderline Personality Disorder.
Well, you'd be wrong.
BTW, Sandra Leong's New York State Medical License number is 60-170276, in case you want to, you know, investigate further or maybe file a complaint.
Emma Sulkowicz shits on newspaper, calls it art
Desperate to remain relevant after her porn-tape selfpwn, attention whore Emma pooped on some newspapers and scammed Brooklyn's Kunstraum LLC to exhibit that shit as art for their "7 Cunts, 7 Sins" exhibit in August 2015.
Needless to say, reviews of Emma's shitshow were somewhat mixed...
December 2015: Newsweek FINALLY reports that Emma Sulkowicz is a lying whore; Emma threatens LOLSUIT
In December 2015, the dumbass media finally realized the truth: they'd been scammed by a sociopathic lying attention whore. Newsweek finally had the balls to interview Emma's victim, Paul Nungesser, and report how he'd been smeared by a slut for simply deciding not to continue fucking her up the butt:
As soon as her lies were exposed, Emma threatened a lolsuit.
THE UNTOLD TRUE STORY OF MATTRESS GIRL EMMA SULKOWICZ
Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society. She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy. Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles. Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle. Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form. the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch. Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast. Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles. An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..." The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks. Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!! He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression. After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf. As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster" completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice... "lol yusss" thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened. Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"
- Interior Semiotics - Another feminist modern art installation
- Charlotte E. Smith
- Chessy Prout liar
- College Sex Bloggers
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome
- Jackie Coakley
- Lena Chen
- Lena Dunham
- Rape culture
- Social Justice
- Some of the comments from normal people are LULZy
- Kerry Sulkowicz will show you how! Email: [email protected] Want YOUR daughter to be a druggie fuckup lying psycho, too? Psychiatrist
- NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study! Class of 2019! Emma's sister Olivia will soon be working on her whore-skillz at the
- attention whore without a good twitter 'cause you can't be an
- Emma's long-suffering mattress has his say...
FakeRape...because someone had to do itLULZ achieved, mission accomplished.
- Olivia Sulkowicz is a skanky attention whore like her sister, Olivia's Twitter quote is "I'll do it, but only for the attention" In case you wondered whether
- Timeline of the Emma Sulkowicz lulz
- Mattress Girl’s Mom (Dr. Sandra Susan Leong) Plugs Emma's Porno ‘Performance Piece’ On Facebook
- ‘Mattress Girl’ Emma Sulkowicz Releases Crappy Porn Video With French Title
- Yup, Emma Sulkowicz is a lying psychotic whore Newsweek magazine finally reveals what everyone already knew
- Mattress Girl's Defamation Victim Sues Columbia for Harassment
- Emma Sulkowicz is a sociopath
- Emma wimps out of announced TEDx talk Attention whoring is difficult when everyone is laughing at your psychotic lies.
- twist: PsychoPornSlut Emma's parents (Sandra Leong and Kerry Sulkowicz) are both PSYCHIATRISTS Color me shocked!
- FLIKR: COMPLETE SET of Graduation Day LULZ
- Posters on, around Columbia campus dub lying skank Emma Sulkowicz a LIAR
- Here Are The Girls Who Helped #EmmaSulkowicz Torture Her Victim Cunts Sejal Singh & Zoe Ridolfi-Starr aided Emma's fraud
- Columbia President Refuses to Shake Lying Bitch Emma Sulkowicz’s Hand at Graduation Ceremony
- Emma Sulkowicz Is a Vindictive, Dishonest and Crazy Slut
- Student sues Columbia University after liar Emma Sulkowicz rape claim tossed
- A reminder about Emma Sulkowicz' (mattress girl) previous claims now that texts and evidence has come forward refuting her claims LOL reddit
- WARNING: lyingcunt Emma has sister: Olivia Sulkowicz at (NYU Gallatin)
- Columbia University sued by male student in ‘Carry that Weight’ Emma Sulkowicz fakerape case
- Columbia student defamed by mattress girl Emma Sulkowicz is suing
- The Mattress Story Under More Fire
- Is Emma Sulkowicz A Lying Cunt? Do Facts Matter?
- Columbia Student: Emma Sulkowicz IS a Lying Psycho Skank
- She is not a Liar, our hashtag says so
- Damn you legal system, enabler of the Rape Culture!
- Carrying a matress and lying is so artsy!
- Columbia University President don't put up with that shit, fines CarryThatWeight $471
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