⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Born on January 19, 1990, Brolita who can't decide which gender (s)he wants to be but enjoys whoring himself out for brand loli clothing. He tries to sell his shitty completely non-lolita worse than Hot Topic crap to the community.who goes by the name John when he is wearing pants, and Alexiel when he is not. He is a
It is commonly known by his fellow San Jose, and San Francisco lolis that our dear Elexiel offers his services on craigslist to suck cocks and to take it in the ass for his precious brand, just like any other dedicated lolita. It's quite worth the shame and possible STDs to obtain such elegant, unique, good quality clothes, after all, and who doesn't want to look just like Mana-sama? He decided to try and sell his hideous non-lolita shit (note that most was bahleted due to mod intervention). After being banned from the community for posting his fail wares more than once a month, thus breaking the community rules, he asks for advice on offering a commission service for his so-called lolita items without realizing his reputation in the community.
And then here
... And then here.
Elexiel finds out about what those horrible frilly bitches are saying about him, and decides that someone needs to put an end to the harassment and slander these treacherous leeches are bestowing upon him, so what does he do? He does the mature thing and calmly voices his concerns to the community.
But that doesn't work! Those evil, cruel bitches just write about him again! What's a poor guy to do when the attacks won't stop?! He calls the internet police of course!
The lolis are scared to death, they have no clue what to do! The internet police are coming for them! They're going to get the needle!
OMG! He iz leavin!!1!! he iz sik n his famirry is sik! u bitches!
A loli defends Elexiel Grae
What terrors will unfold on the frightened little lolis? We shall wait and see...
- His LJ
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