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    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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    ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.

    Origins

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    This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson—as Jules—in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.

    Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
    Brett: "What?"
    Jules: *Overturns table* "What country you from?"
    Brett: "W-W-What?"
    Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
    Brett: "...What?"
    Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
    Brett: "YES!"
    Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!"
    Brett: "Yes!"
    Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
    Brett: "What? I—"
    Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!"
    Brett: *Pants like a faggot* "He's... He's black."
    Jules: "Go on!"
    Brett: "He's bald!"
    Jules: "Does he look like a bitch?"
    Brett: "What?"
    Jules: *Shoots Brett in shoulder* "DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!"
    Brett: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
    Jules: "Then why you tryin' to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?"
    Brett: "I DIDN'T!"
    Jules: "Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody e'cept Mrs. Wallace."
    Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?"
    Brett: "Yes."
    Jules: "Well, there's this passage I got memorized... it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekial 23:19: Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, AND THEIR SEMINAL EMISSION WAS AS STRONG AS THAT OF STALLIONS!!'" *Shoots Brett dead and everyone lives happily ever after*

    Translations

       
     
    ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;
     

     
     

    —Ιούλιος

       
     
    L'ANGLAIS, OSTIE D'CALISSE DE TA MERE, TU LE PARLES TU?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    L'ANGLAIS, FILS DE PUTE, TU LE PARLES?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    ¡INGLÉS, LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE! ¿LO HABLÁS?
     

     
     

    —Julio

       
     
    ¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PUTA! ¿LO HABLAS?
     

     
     

    —Julio

       
     
    ¡INGLÉS, HIJUEPUTA! ¿LO HABLA?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    ¡INGLÉS, HIJO DE PERRA! ¿LO HABLAS?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    ?TI-KAEPS-UOY-OD !REKCUFREHTOM ,HSILGNE
     

     
     

    —seluJ

       
     
    الأنجليزية يا ابن العاهرة, أتتحدث بها؟
     

     
     

    —Zno!zzapo

       
     
    ԱՆԳԼԵՐԵՆ, ՄԱՅՐԸ ԳՈՒՆԵՄ, ԿԸ ԽՕՍԻ՞Ս:
     

     
     

    —EDiotian

       
     
    ENSKA, MÓÐURRIÐILL! TALARU HANA?
     

     
     

    —Jón

       
     
    ENSKA, MÓÐURSERÐIR! TALARÐU HANA?
     

     
     

    —Júlíus

       
     
    ?ANAH UÐRALAT, RIÐRESRUÐÓM, AKSNE KABÁRUTFA
     

     
     

    —suílúJ

       
     
    INGIRĪS, HŌYO WASE! MA KU HADASHĀ?
     

     
     

    —Juulas

       
     
    ENGELSK, DIN MORSKNULLER! SNAKKER DU DET?
     

     
     

    —Julius

       
     
    ENGELSKA, DIN MAMMAKNULLARE! TALAR DU DET?
     

     
     

    —Julius

       
     
    ENGELSK, DIN MORKNEPPER! TALER DU DET?
     

     
     

    —Julius

       
     
    SAESNEG FWCIA FAM! YDYCH YN SIARAD?
     

     
     

    —Jules Bach

       
     
    ENGLISH, FUCKING WANKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?
     

     
     

    —Julian

       
     
    ENGELS, MOEDERNEUKER! SPREEK JE HET?
     

     
     

    —Julian

       
     
    ENGELS, JOU BLIKSEM! DOEN JY PRAAT DIT?!
     

     
     

    —Meh

       
     
    ENGLISCH, MUTTERFICKER! SPRICHST DU DAS?
     

     
     

    —Julian

       
     
    İNGİLİZCE KONUŞABİLİYOR MUSUN ANASINI SİKTİĞİMİN?!
     

     
     

    —Jül

       
     
    L'INGLESE, FIGLIO DI PUTTANA! LO PARLI?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    MARLOG MARLOG! DO YOU MARLOG?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    ?אנגלית, בן זונה! אתה מדבר אותה
     

     
     

    יוליוס

       
     
    英语,干你娘!你会说吗?
     

     
     

    —常旺

       
     
    씨발놈아, 영어 할수 있냐고?
     

     
     

    —주를스

       
     
    嫌いな英語のことかと?
     

     
     

    —ジューレス

       
     
    अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?
     

     
     

    —जिष्णु

       
     
    ಆಂಗ್ಲಭಾಷೆ ನಿನ್ನಮ್ಮನಾಕೇಯಾ! ನೀನು ಮಾತಾಡ್ತ್ಯಾ?
     

     
     

    —ಜೈಲ್ ಜೂಲೀ

       
     
    ПО-АНГЛИЙСКИ, ДОЛБОЁБ! ТЫ НА НЁМ ГОВОРИШЬ?
     

     
     

    —Жюль

       
     
    BÉARLA, A FHEISEÓIR-MHÁTHARA! AN BHFUIL SÉ LEAT?
     

     
     

    —Seánio

       
     
    FUCKEN ENGLISH, YA GLAIKIT CUNT! JEH FUCKEN SPEAK IT?
     

     
     

    —Jock

       
     
    INGLÊS, FILHO DA PUTA! SABES FALAR!?
     

     
     

    —Júlio

       
     
    АНГЛІЙСЬКОЮ, ВИБЛЯДКУ! ТИ НЕЮ РОЗМОВЛЯЄШ?
     

     
     

    —Джюль

       
     
    ENGLANTIA, KUSIPÄÄ, PUHUTKO SINÄ SITÄ?
     

     
     

    —Julle

       
     
    L-INGLIŻ, F'GĦOXX OMMOK! TAF TITKELLMU?
     

     
     

    —Ġulju

       
     
    ANGOLUL, A KURVA ANYÁD! TE BESZÉLSZ ÚGY?
     

     
     

    —Gyula

       
     
    LINGVAM.ANGLICAM.O.OEDIPE.LOQVERISNE.EAM.QIO
     

     
     

    —Julius Caesar

       
     
    АНГЛИЙСКИ,МАЙКОЕБАЧО! ГОВОРИШ ЛИ ЛИ ГО?
     

     
     

    —Юлиян

       
     
    ANGREZI, MADAR-CHOD! BOLTA HAI TU?
     

     
     

    —Jishnu

       
     
    LA ANGLAN, PATRINFIKISTO? ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?
     

     
     

    —Ĵulĉjo

       
     
    ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ! ΞΕΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ?
     

     
     

    —Ιούλιος

       
     
    BORK BORK BORK, MOTHERBORK, DO YOU BORK?
     

     
     

    —Swedish Chef

       
     
    ANGIELSKI, MATKOJEBCO! MÓWISZ NIM?
     

     
     

    —Julek

       
     
    АНГЛИСКИ, МАЈКОЕБАЧ! ГО ГОВОРИШ ЛИ?
     

     
     

    —Џулс

       
     
    3n(+1!z(-), M0TH3RF00K3R! D00 U 5P1K 1T?
     

     
     

    Skript kiddie

       
     
    INGLISE KEEL, EMAKOINIJA! RÄÄGID SA SEDA?
     

     
     

    —Juulius

       
     
    Անգլերեն, մայրտ գունեմ, խոսում էս՞
     

     
     

    —արմոման92

       
     
    ENGLEZA, ÎN PIZDA MĂ-TII! ŞTII SĂ O VORBEŞTI?
     

     
     

    —Iuliu

       
     
    ANGLICKÝ, MAMRD! MLUVÍŠ TO?
     

     
     

    —Julius

       
     
    ANGLISKI, TU MĀTES DRĀZĒJ. VAI TU TO MĀKI?
     

     
     

    —Jūlijs

       
     
    LA ANGLA, PATRINFIKANTO. ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?
     

     
     

    —Julio

       
     
    L'ANGLISI, FIGGH'I BBUTTANA, U PARRI?
     

     
     

    —Giulianu, salutamu a vossia

       
     
    S'INGRESU, FILLE BAGASSA,DU CHISTIONASA?
     

     
     

    —Ziu Giuliu

       
     
    YER BOR SNER DER MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAKY DE ENGLISH BORK BORK BORK
     

     
     

    —Swedish Chef Jules

       
     
    อังกฤษ! เย็ดแม่! มึงพูดเป็นมั้ย?
     

     
     

    —จูลส์

       
     
    ENGLESKI, MAJKE TI GA NABIJEM? DA LI GA GOVORIŠ?
     

     
     

    —Slash Falcon

       
     
    İNGİLİZCE, ANASINI SİKTİMİN! KONUŞABİLİYON MU?
     

     
     

    —Jüls

       
     
    ENGLESKI, MATER TI JEBEM! GO-VO-RIŠ LI?
     

     
     

    —Oralplease

       
     
    01000101 01001110 01000111 01001100 01001001 01010011 01001000 00100000 01001101 01001111 01010100 01001000 01000101 01010010 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01000101 01010010 00100000 01000100 01001111 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01010011 01010000 01000101 01000001 01001011 00100000 01001001 01010100
     

     
     

    —00100000 01111110 01001010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011

       
     
    EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE
     

     
     

    Daleks

       
     
    اینگلیسی مادرجنده, بلدی هرفبزنی؟
     

     
     

    —PEter J. MAnn

       
     
    MARKLAR, MARKLAR! DO YOU MARKLAR!?
     

     
     

    —Marklar

       
     
    Durka Durka, Allah, Muhammad Jihad?
     

     
     

    ISIS

       
     
    456e676c697368206d6f746865726675636b65722c20646f20796f7520737065616b2069743f
     

     
     

    —PEter J. MAnn

       
     
    TOKI INLI. JAN NASA O, SINA SONA ALA SONA E NI?
     

     
     

    —jan Juli

       
     
    Beep Boop Beep?
     

     
     

    —R2

       
     
    ANGOLUL, TE KÖCSÖG. BESZÉLSZ?
     

     
     

    —Júliusz

       
     
    ¿ʇı ʞɐǝds noʎ op ¡ɹǝʞɔnɟ ɹǝɥʇoɯ 'ɥsılƃuǝ
     

     
     

    —sǝlnɾ

       
     
    3n9l15h m07h3rfu(3r!! d0 j00 5p34k 17?!?!?!oneoneoneeonnen1!!1!11
     

     
     

    —j00l3z

       
     
    Motherfucker, English do you speak?
     

     
     

    —Joda

       
     
    In Soviet Russia, English Speak YOU!! Motherfucker!
     

     
     

    —Jule

       
     
    ONGLOSH, MOTHORFOCKOR! DO YOU SPOAK OT?
     

     
     

    —Joles

       
     
    OM NOM NOM NOM
     

     
     

    —Jaws

       
     
    E͓̝̩̤ͫͫ͊̍ͬN̬̖̼͉̮̍̍̒̉Gͦ̈̚Ľ̝͍͎̝̮͖ͫ̍ͅÌ̯̻͔̤͍͚̈͗̄ͅŠ̬͓͙̘̒ͮ̃H̨̯̙̠̳ͩ̓,͈̠ͮ͊̚͡ ̧̣̺̼̰͇̦M͂̄̊̈͆ͦ̏O͖̫͎̣͎̤̤͌ͪͭ̒ͯTͤͣͪ͗ͣ͜H͇͙͈̱́͋E̯͇̘̫̻̯ͪ̚R͕̮͍͕͍̹̊̄͐̍͐̚F̢̟͍̄͑́ͮͨU̖̙͉̮̤̙ͪ̿ͬ̊̿̋́̚C̛͓̖̖̝͕ͯ͋͒͐̚ͅK͓͚̙̻̥̤ͤ̐̾ͩ̏̾̅ͅE͕͉͇͕̭ͥ͋͡Ȓ͋̍́̍̍!̎͑ ̅ͯ͏͕͚͍̘͚Ḏ̡͓̹̺̳͚̰ͣ͐O̤͂ͪͧͣͪ̒͜ ̐͒̓͌͊̃͆͡Y͚͐̔̇O̱̹͙̠̞ͮ̊̇͒̔̚ͅŲ͈̪̪̦̬ͯ ͏̰̜̤̼͍̲̥S͎P͇Ę̻̃ͭ͊̒̓Ả͉͊̇͠K̗͔̹̃̇͗̽̿͑ ͩ͌̾͂I͈̬̱̼̜̗̿ͥ̽ͧ͐ͅT̡̲͚͂̒?̟̟̼̲̹̝̓͆̆̒͌͗ͤ͜!͏̟͚͙̼͍̪͎
     

     
     

    —J͚͍͍̮̠̹̣̓̃̏͐̍͝uͬ̄̅͘le͙̜͐͠s̤̞͈͕̖͢

       
     
    DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU~
     

     
     

    —Rozen Maiden

       
     
    Anglès, fill de puta! El parles??
     

     
     

    —Catalan penguins

       
     
    Nga tsun plltxe 'ìnglìsìri, ma skxawng, srak!?
     

     
     

    —jakesully

       
     
    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPOKE IT?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DOES IT SPEAK YOU?
     

     
     

    —Jules

       
     
    E nglish Mothrefulker, spea kyou doesi t?
     

     
     

    —Regards, Dolan

       
     
    Language of the Anglo-Saxons, incestuous mater-ravisher, dost thou speak it?
     

     
     

    —Jules' english ancestor

       
     
    Engleski, majkojebaču, pričaš li?
     

     
     

    —Julek

       
     
    ANGLICE, FUTUTOR MATRIS. TU DICIS?
     

     
     

    —Iulius Caesar

       
     
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    —4a 75 6c 65 73

       
     
    RATYVFU ZBGURE SHPXRE QB LBH FCRNX VG?
     

     
     

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