⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️

There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.

Æ Roadmap

  • Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
  • Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
  • Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
  • Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
  • .onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
  • CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
  • Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
  • Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)

  • Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.

    If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.

    You can also email me via [email protected]

    Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.

    Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021! - aediot

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    ED no longer has an official IRC. This page is kept up as an archive

    ED IRC like many other internet treeforts out there have long standing traditions of elitism and ineptitude. #ED is no exception. So if you were directed to this page, you were misdirected.

    A normal conversation in #ED

    The kids lucky enough to sit at the cool table that is #ED want you to think that this is where our best laid plans (of revenge against this site's previous figure head) and internet hob nobbing go on. What is a more accurate portrayal of the goings on of #ED are Brown nosing to sysops and petty flame wars. It's mostly hard gay.


    There are several options for your ass raping pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.


    ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN. You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. #ed is for the ED community at large and lurkers who don't necessarily edit but have taken the ED Oath of Allegiance and want to discuss drugs, pedophiles, Jews, pedophile Jews and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And Snus.


    Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki. Actual intelligent discussion goes on here, but leave your spam, butthurt, and faggotry over at #ed if you don't want to be b&.


    Channel for EDF (earth defense force) shenanigans. If someone in another channel directs you here, it's probably because you're being a huge faggot. As of 2012, this channel is a ghost town and all faggotry has migrated to #ed.


    Making life easier for recent changes patrolling.


    Chat with people on Omegle or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying.


    Play Uno.


    Full of loser basement-dwellers with no life, pretending that they actually have one by making shit up.


    Learn about computers with Black Hat Academy.


    Learn about the importance of butts and nerds with FredJuicy and nicotine, also a home base for IRC users when #ed is dead and boring.

    How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)

    World's most popular IRC client.
    1. Get IRC software for:
    2. Go to irc.wtfux.org #ed.
    3. Glined for great justice!

    Topics For Discussion

    While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter. Topics range from very funny items found on the internet all the way to how to get help with some code on an article. Typical topics you will find:

    Rules of #ed

    1. Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
    2. Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute. (same applies on #wiki)
    3. Praise BASEDGOD every day

    mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script

    If you use mIRC for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of code can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.

    1. Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab.
    2. Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.
    3. Paste this line in the new remote:
      alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } }
    4. Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in .mrc also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.
    5. Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.
    6. To use, type /end (your search terms) in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default browser.
    Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page

    Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC

    This script searches encyclopediadramatica.rs for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.

    Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.

    There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.

    ;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat
    menu Channel,Status {
      .$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger
      ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica
      ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica
    #dramatica on
    On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: {
      if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return }
      .timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop
      var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick))
      dramaticaS %method $2-
    #dramatica end
    alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- }
    alias -l dramaticaS {
      $1-2 Searching........
      var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks)
      sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.rs 80
      sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0)
    alias -l dramaticaR {
      var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks)
      sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.rs 80
      sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0)
    On *:sockopen:dramatica*: {
      if (!$sockerr) {
        sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0
        sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.rs
        sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf
      else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
    On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: {
      if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return }
      else {
        var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS
        if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }
        if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) }    
        if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) {
          dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
          sockclose $sockname
        if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) {
          dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)
          sockclose $sockname
    On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: {
      if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) }
      else {
        var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR
        if (*<p>*<b>* iswm %dramaticaR) || (*<p>*<i>* iswm %dramaticaR) { 
          sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32) 
        if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) { 
          put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.rs,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32))
          sockclose $sockname
    On *:sockclose:dramatica*: {
      if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) }
      else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search }
    alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) }
    alias -l Put {
      if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text  | return }
      var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500
      if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) }  
      while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) {
        dec %tokens
        if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) {
          .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
          inc %Dtimer 1500
          %Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1)
          %tokens = $0
      .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2))
      .timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop 


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