⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Æ Roadmap
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically)
Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
- aediot
Encyclopedia Dramatica:IRC
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Warning! ED no longer has an official IRC. This page is kept up as an archive |
Contents
ED IRC like many other internet treeforts out there have long standing traditions of elitism and ineptitude. #ED is no exception. So if you were directed to this page, you were misdirected.
The kids lucky enough to sit at the cool table that is #ED want you to think that this is where our best laid plans (of revenge against this site's previous figure head) and internet hob nobbing go on. What is a more accurate portrayal of the goings on of #ED are Brown nosing to sysops and petty flame wars. It's mostly hard gay.
Rooms
There are several options for your ass raping pleasure on ED IRC. The following is a rough description of what to expect when your faggot ass gets on IRC.
#ed
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER IN. You'll need to don your thickest skin if you want to survive in here. #ed is for the ED community at large and lurkers who don't necessarily edit but have taken the ED Oath of Allegiance and want to discuss drugs, pedophiles, Jews, pedophile Jews and drugging Jews to further the destruction of the Zionist agenda and the establishment of a Palestinian state. And Snus.
#wiki
Channel devoted to discussing our great wiki. Actual intelligent discussion goes on here, but leave your spam, butthurt, and faggotry over at #ed if you don't want to be b&.
#forum
Channel for EDF (earth defense force) shenanigans. If someone in another channel directs you here, it's probably because you're being a huge faggot. As of 2012, this channel is a ghost town and all faggotry has migrated to #ed.
#ED-Logging
Making life easier for recent changes patrolling.
#omegle
Chat with people on Omegle or have CleverBot chat with them for you. Also spying.
#uno
Play Uno.
#wtfux
Full of loser basement-dwellers with no life, pretending that they actually have one by making shit up.
#csiii
Learn about computers with Black Hat Academy.
#buttnerd
Learn about the importance of butts and nerds with FredJuicy and nicotine, also a home base for IRC users when #ed is dead and boring.
How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)
- Get IRC software for:
- Go to irc.wtfux.org #ed.
- Glined for great justice!
Topics For Discussion
While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter. Topics range from very funny items found on the internet all the way to how to get help with some code on an article. Typical topics you will find:
- Drugs
- Jews
- Drugs and Jews
- Winning quotes
- Finding true love
- Quitting IRC
- Being made fun of for your hairstyle
Rules of #ed
- Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
- Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute. (same applies on #wiki)
- Praise BASEDGOD every day
mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script
If you use mIRC for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of code can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.
- Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab.
- Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.
- Paste this line in the new remote:
alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } } - Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in .mrc also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.
- Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.
- To use, type /end (your search terms) in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default browser.
- Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page
- Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page
Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC
This script searches encyclopediadramatica.rs for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.
Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.
There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.
;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat menu Channel,Status { .$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica } #dramatica on On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: { if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return } .timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick)) dramaticaS %method $2- } #dramatica end alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- } alias -l dramaticaS { $1-2 Searching........ var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks) sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.rs 80 sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0) } alias -l dramaticaR { var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks) sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.rs 80 sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0) } On *:sockopen:dramatica*: { if (!$sockerr) { sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0 sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.rs sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf } else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return } } On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: { if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return } else { var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) } if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) } if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) { dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32) sockclose $sockname return } if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) { dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32) sockclose $sockname return } } } On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: { if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) } else { var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR if (*<p>*<b>* iswm %dramaticaR) || (*<p>*<i>* iswm %dramaticaR) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32) } if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) { put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.rs,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)) sockclose $sockname return } } } On *:sockclose:dramatica*: { if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) } else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search } } alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) } alias -l Put { if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text | return } var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500 if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) } while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) { dec %tokens if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) { .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) inc %Dtimer 1500 %Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1) %tokens = $0 } } .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) .timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop }
Quotes
—#ed |
Gallery
- 1302166471682.jpg
ED's chat server in all its glory.
- Typicaledircconvo.png
What it actually looks like.
- Edircspam.jpg
A snapshot of #ed's nightly philosophical discussions.
- EdIRC.jpg
See also
IRC is part of a series on serious business |
Serious Concepts
Free Speech • Identity theft • Irony • Internet asshole • Internet Celebrities • Internet disease • Internet drama • Internet humanitarians • Internet Law • Internet lawsuit • Internet lawyer • Internet stalking • Internet tough guy • Internet Vigilante Group • Operation Falcon Punch • Swatting • World Wide Web Consortium People & Organizations
2cash • Alan Turing • Casey Serin • David Hockey • Dear Cis People • Doxbin • Fast Eddie • Grace Saunders • Hallcats Squadron • Jessi Slaughter • Mary Bell • Meek Mill • Kittens • Maja Schmidt • Missy • Niggest Crook Force • Psychopath • Vloggerheads • WEB SHERIFF |
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