ED Government

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This article defines official ED Policy.


ED Sysops at their hourly administrative meeting. FUCK YOU CUNT ITS OURS NOW

The government of Encyclopedia Dramatica of Bantown, established by the ED Constitution, is an independent city-state. The lawls of Encyclopedia Dramatica are laid out in Acts of Pr0gress, administrative regulations, and judicial cases interpreting the statutes and regulations. The federal government has six branches: the executive branch, the military branch the department of defense, the department of corrections, the judicial branch, the theocratic branch, the communications branch and the intelligence branch. Through a system of separation of powers or "checks and balances", each of these branches has some authority to act on its own, some authority to regulate the other five branches, and has some of its own authority, in turn, regulated by the other branches.

After the fall of ED 1.0, a new government was established to bring in even more lols than the previous.

IT IS NOW THE FALL OF ED 4.0 AND EVERYONE IS TIRED.

This is the new guard and here is the breakdown:

Æmbassadors

The true owners of ED. If you find yourself imagining a future where Encyclopædia Dramatica is the terror of the internet known on every corner of the internet you may want to consider contributing in any way you can. Like a pedophile with sweet enticing treats, they would like to lure you to their van so you can do your part for the cause.

Buræucrats

Filled with people you know and people you don't the new and improved Buræucrat office will leave you absolutely amazed with their warm smiles and customer service! Be sure to give them a happy poke and a smile so that they can promptly write your article and get you fired from that Subway job of yours.

Moderators

While not in the upper escutcheons of high æ society, these moderators are trusted and help with the day to day hard work of keeping this beloved hellsite running. Treat them with respect and a pat on the ass as they promptly raid your communities and sow terror where they tread.


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Moderators Chanfig and Professional Meme'r Crackrabbit"A Fluffy Gay" ZaganTop E-Boy AshinineThe Myth The Legend LulzkillerSoft Baby Boy MegaManly666Frequent Moviegoer EDioticCyberpunk Trap HecksadecimalCouldn't Come Up With a Creative UsernameNeet DarkLordTRTrap Cook SchnitzelLocal Autist HaGiborRude Dude SidecarKing We Wuz KangzPriestess of Walls Prelate Oculi
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