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so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Who The Fuck Is This?
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Dumuzi-ouji (Now PrinceDumuzi, allegedly also named Taylor Griffiths) is a 22 year old nigger hating scumbag from the deep dark pits of deviantART's asshole. Considered by BSParty to be the next Chris-Chan due to her being a total fucking retard and an uneducated dildo, turned her into a lolcow within a matter of hours. She believes she's a tranny, and has the ungodly obsession with the worst anime ever - Hetalia.
She also has genocidal fantasies against all of Christianity, and she legitimately believes she is a god sent from the planet Nibiru on a mission to bring "judgement" to all Christians for being a false religion and "rebelling against her kind". Because hey, she's a REAL god and is actually the messiah.
She also thinks she's a nazi and is a huge hypocrite. She believes that during the Civil War, the South paid the blacks to be in the war and thinks that Yaoi is a Japanese word for gay. Dildo also claims that she is emo, has depression and believes that she is the only one allowed to voice their own opinion! OTHERS ARE FORBADDEN!!!1111
Here's just one example of her pure faggoty-ness:
If that's not enough to convince you, do not fear, there is so much more where that came from, like this piece of gold:
It should be noted that the Japanese don't have syllables "Du" and "Zi", so her nickname would be correctly written as "Zumuji". Remind her that she failed even with her own weeaboo nickname.
The Anti-Yaoi Stamp Drama
That comment at the beginning of the article? Yep. That's what started all this.
Just like any other redneck whose IQ is low, she is very uneducated about Japanese. When many TARTlets tried giving her the facts, she got butthurt and BAWWWLOCKED them. Grrr, that's a way to win an argument! Just block people for no reason! Below are screenshots of the best dumb-fuckery seen to date.
- IM GAY AND THEREFORE IM RIGHT.png
Just because you're a faggot doesn't mean you know everything.
- BOYS LOVE IS GAY.png
That's not even proper proof man. Can you even counter-argument?
- I AM ANGEL1111.png
You'd go perfectly with my EX who thought he was the great Archangel Michael.
You can find more of this dumb-assery here.
What happened next...?
Well. After everyone tried calling her out on her shit, she made a journal BAWWWWing:
And then another one was made, this time about the Confederate Flag and a bunch of other Civil War shit:
I'M GONNA SUE YOU!!!1 (Dildo's reaction to this article)
It didn't take very long for her to find her article, and this journal she makes just proves more stupidity.
And half the people who commented on this journal rushed to her to pat her ass. And no, you cannot sue anyone for making a page about you here on the lovely Encyclopedia Dramatica. It is a satirical site, and pictures that have been put here have no copyright.
And what's more, when she made someone cry, she played the "Freedom of Speech" card, saying it wasn't her fault the other person can't Internet.
SHE'S AT IT AGAIN DEAR GOD
And when you thought Dildo was done pulling shit, she isn't.
Here's where she argued with someone over WWII(they then somehow settled it):
Then pulled some shit on someone, called them a ugly piece of shit and blocked them:
And just because someone stated their opinion, she said this to them:
Just like any other faggot on dA, this chick has a self-insert Mary-Sue OC that's just fucking ridiculous.
Nibirian: Dumuzi Aeolus Aisha Nibiru
Earthian: Saiko Izumi
Name: Dumuzi/Dumuzid/Sin/Nanna/Tammuz/Hades/Adonis/Baal/Krishna/Mithras/Osiris/Jesus/Máni/Tsukuyomi/Artemis/Diana/Aeolus, but prefers Dumuzi the best, also has the past lives of Vlad the Impaler(Dracula) and Edwin Haddesley. Why so many names? I don't know, ask the fucking humans! They give us to many names! And like changing our sexes! Fuck are we marionettes to them?! Dammit!!
Eye Color: Yellow(chartreuse mixed with golden yellow)
Hair Color: Blue Black
Skin: Pale as a ghost (I actually was confused for one once XD)
Relationship: With Marduk
Age: 22(rebirth), 500,000+(actual age), I look 10 in appearance though, so I'm a 'shota', I actually have two cousins that look loli in appearance in my human family. Angels are like the Kokiri race from Zelda, we look child like naturally. So fuck you if you can't handle how I look. Go cry to yourself if you can't handle people can actually look extremely young. You can ask my sister in law on my age, it's legit.
Nationality: Prussian American
Element: Ice, Dark, Wind
Species: Angel (I am the Minister(correct term) of these Fertility, Food, Sheep, Moon, Vegetation, Death, Rebirth, Time, Afterlife, Life, Resurrection, Desire, Beauty, and Underworld)
Personality: Shota, timid, can be mouthy and swear, yandere/yangire, somewhat scary, cute, loves cute things, can be scary when angered, has anger problems, but is actually very caring and gentle, motherly-ish, good at giving advice, born leader, can be rational sometimes. He has trouble understanding human emotions, and isn't sure how to act 'human'. He's also very clumsy. He loves joking around like a jester, but when leadership abilities call can be extremely strict and serious.
Clothes Style: Jeans, oversized sweaters, t-shirts, hoodies, shorts, sneakers, etc. Also loves dressing fancy sometimes, as well as goth/emo/punk/visual kei.
Family: Enki/Ea(father), Ninsun(mother), Nanshe(sister), Gilgamesh(half brother), Geshtinanna(sister), Ninsar(brother), Utto(sister), Ninmu(sister), Nindurra(sister), Asarlubi(brother), Enlil(uncle), Ishtar/Inanna(ex wife/half sister, most hated enemy), Erishkigal(half sister), Marduk/Ra(older brother/lover).
Talent: Singing/Drawing/Psychic Abilities(I'm able to remember my past self, as well as my babyhood memories, plus I can see ghosts, sometimes have some visions in my dreams)
Religion: Enkism/Sumerian Religion/Satanism
Mostly traced bases or bad anatomy.
Current events of Dumbassery
Of the many fairy tales dildo has thought up, the eyepatch story remains likely the most retarded. Dumuzi claims that when she was still jacking off old men at the age of 4, some brave young hero shot her in the eye with a bee bee gun "on purpose!". While we all wish this was true, it clearly isn't. Dumuzi, now at the ripe age of 22 claims that her "wound" still causes her pain to this day. Because of this, she says she needs to wear an eyepatch. Not a medical eyepatch of course, instead she plays pretend and dresses up like Solid Snake. Like all sufferers of GOTIS, she felt the urge to post a "selfy" wearing said eyepatch, trying and failing to look like a badass. She doesn't mention the patch at all, acting like it's absolutely normal to walk around like a fucking pirate. Needless to say, White Knights play along.
When anyone tries to tell dildo that there is no way an 18 year old poke in the eye could still hurt, she resorts to her alien-god-magic bullshit. Her "real father" Enki has told her that she has a "large concentration of mana" in the eye. Unsurprisingly, any chance of anyone believing her is nil after this statement.
- furfag who not only stalks comments against the guy but annoying puts in implies _____. Responsible for the death of BSParty's reincarnation because she was butthurt about it. - A
- pseudo-intellectual super christian who never stops riding the imaginary dick Dumuzi wishes she had. When anyone says anything 'offensive', she will remove her mouth from Dumuzi's asshole to tell them that "the war is over," as if lulz were some political movement. Even if it was, why shouldn't we start a new one? Likely a wolfaboo or at least a furfag from the look of her user name. She's also a hypocrite considering she has this stamp, which seems to be made to specifically target Dumuzi, on her page. - A
- - Has since changed their username to
- - Active. Now with super edgy Sonic profile pic.
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