⚠️ Encyclopedia Dramatica is currently being restored by automated scripts ⚠️
There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
.onion domain for Tor-friendly editing and viewing
CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
Currently we are nearing our annual LLC renewal fee ($650) as well throwing the funds required for these other changes and aspects. If you would like to support Æ consider purchasing a copy of The Hustler's Bible or securing some Merch. Donating is also appreciated however I would rather give something back as per the two options above.
If you have any questions you can join our public Telegram chat to DM me privately or @ me in chat.
You can also email me via [email protected]
Merch notes: Thank you to all who have purchased merch. We will ship late January or mid February depending on our provider's speed.
Here's to setting the world on fire in 2021!
Duck Hunt (鴨おまんこ) is a title developed by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The title was initially released to the unwashed asiatic masses in 1984. However, it took the passing of another eighteen months before it was finally placed into the hands of a Western audience. Some argue that this lengthy delay was nothing less than a fiendishly cunning oriental ruse in order to afford them more time to adjust their spectacle prescriptions and get in some practice so that their high-scores wouldn't appear quite so shabby in comparison to those achieved through the natural latent ability of Americans to shoot and kill stuff.
Three game modes are present and in a manner similar to modern Call of Duty releases any choice of self-determined route is non-existent.
- Game A
- One duck appears on the screen at a time.
- A second player can control the movement of the ducks with a normal game-pad.
- Game B
- Two ducks appear at a time!
- Game C
- Substitutes ducks with clay pigeons, presumably in an effort to cater to the large Buddhist population of Japan.
Points are achieved by shooting a target with bonus points being awarded for shooting all ten targets in a single round. The minimum number of points required to advance to the next round becomes incrementally higher with failure resulting in Game Over. To add to the difficulty targets also begin to move at a faster speed the further you progress. The game records a players highest score for all games in a single session however, this information is then lost upon turning off the console.
Each of the game modes begins at 'Round 1' and continues through to 'Round 99', passing this will reset the counter to 'Round 1' but in doing so you fuck up the game before it then decides to an reboot.
Duck Hunt Dog
Duck Hunt features an unnamed dog which assists the player by scaring ducks into their firing range. Should the player miss a duck the dog will proceed to appear from within the long grass and laugh derisively. Many people [Who?] have expressed their hatred for the animal some going so far as to state that they wish they could shoot it. In a list of video game 'Urban Legends' compiled by UGO Entertainment the ability to execute the animal utilising a super-secret method was listed #7. There was an arcade version of Duck Hunt which had a bonus stage where you CAN shoot the dog along with the ducks. Of course you would lose points but it would be SO FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!
- Peter Griffin Play's Duck Hunt
Duck Hunt is part of a series on
Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage.