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There's been a lot of questions as to what's going on with the site and what comes next. So we have this (ordered) roadmap of what's being worked on and what's to come. This will be updated until the roadmap is complete as Æ has a lot of missing features and ideas that I'd like to fix in regards to its offerings before I implement big plans for the site's popularity and well-being in 2021.
Content restoration (Mostly done, few things missing that will be restored sporadically) Image restoration (Being run in background, nothing I can do cept wait)
Æ Imageboard (Currently being worked on)
Mediawiki upgrade and backend fixes
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CSS overhaul (Fixing things like the videos on mobile, and overall a rehaul of the wiki's look to be more friendly to readers)
Paid bounty board for new articles (Won't be managed by me for legal reasons however I will ensure it runs smoothly)
Anonymous phone # service for those seeking ban evades from Twitter as well as a phone number not tied to their name (more details at launch)
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DuckTales is a Disney cartoon about a greedy duck and four orphan ducklings he purchased on the child sex-slave market. All episodes revolve around Scrooge McDuck sending his orphan gang to sabotage companies, and then absorbing their assets in order to line his swimming pool with additional gold coins. In the three years that DuckTales aired, Scrooge successfully ransacked over 255 business entities. The marvelous schemes of Scrooge McDuck include slave labor, legal intimidation, and homicide, which are fortunately still taught by ivy league business schools to this very day.
DuckTales proved immensely profitable seeing as Disney made more money from the show than all the coinage combined at the bottom of It's A Small World. In fact, Disney made so much that they made their own swimming pool filled with gold. In three short years, so much crap was manufactured that Wikipedia has an entire article dedicated to it. Here is an incomplete list of DuckTales merchandise which still sells for next to nothing on Ebay because of the sheer amount produced:
- 21 VHS releases.
- 6 DVD releases.
- 7 video games.
- 12 books.
- 6 comic books.
- 2 audio books.
- Lunch boxes.
- Thermos cups.
- DuckTales t-shirts.
- Valentine's Day cards.
- 3D Puzzles.
- Regular puzzles.
- Pencil pouch.
- Adventure set.
- Money bin.
- Party plates.
- Party cups.
- Party candles.
- Gummy bears.
- World map.
- 2 spin-offs (Darkwing Duck and Quack Pack).
- 3 if you count TaleSpin.
- A semi par reboot
- If you were born in Hungary between 1985 and 1990, you are considered to be part of the "DuckTales Generation"
- Scrooge McDuck was voiced by the same guy who did Mr. Ed
- Flintheart, Scrooge's nemesis, was a South African diamond miner.
- Scrooge funded that whole hilarious incident in Auschwitz to ensure he would have as little competition as possible.
is part of animated shows, a series on
Not to be confused with Animu
Cartoon Network & Adult Swim
Fox & Warner Bros